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Stolen from elsewhere online:
Since I started dating I’ve always gone international. There are only a few European countries I haven’t planted my metaphorical flag (yes, this is a penis joke about my metaphorically huge dick). There is only one country whose men (and only men) I try to avoid: Germany. “Why? What have German men ever done to deserve this?” I hear you say, my dear reader. Well, I’m glad you asked…
The fantasy of a German dude sweeping one off of one’s feet and carrying one past the Ausländerbehörde into a future of passion and excitement hasn’t ever had much traction. A friend of mine who has been in a long term relationship with a German man recently told me that if she wanted to have sex with him, she would write him an email informing him of her desire and the two would take it from there. (I wish I was making this up.) In light of this, I’m wholeheartedly convinced that it was a German man that came up with the word Geschlechtsverkehr – a word that takes the fun out of something that is supposed to be the height of ecstasy but has turned into something altogether more bureaucratic the moment a Thomas, Dieter or Malte gets involved. Have you ever tried to talk dirty with a German? It’s the least sexy experience imaginable, and I blame no one that abandons learning German after having suffered through it even once.
In my experience, a date with a German man is like going to an Amt: it’s draining and you feel like neither of you really wants to be there. You fill out the forms, bring all the paperwork, sit down until your number is up and finally, you get a Bescheinigung, and that’s only if you’re lucky. The idea of Netflix and chill has a German version which I call ARD Mediathek & Suffering. It’s free, supposedly fun, and fit in to the narrowly timed parameters (8pm-6am) of the German Jugendschutzgesetz. It’s putting the Ordnung back into the Geschlechtsverkehr. If romance is dead, it was a German man that killed it.
From the offer of money for sex via Tinder to online dating messages consisting of cringe-worthy detailed descriptions of sexual acts, the perpetrators were always the same: German men. My personal favourite features generous tidbits like: “Heute morgen beim erwachen fand sich ein pulsierendes, ein kräftiges, ein forderndes Glied zwischen meinen Beinen” (“This morning I found a strong pulsating, demanding phallus between my legs”). I’m seldom speechless but how does one reply to such a message?
And I know I’m not alone. The Tumblr blog Straight White Boys Texting has a German equivalent called Straight White German Boys Texting. The submissions oscillate between gently cringey to projectile vomit-inducing. It seems the way German men express desire in writing is deeply flawed.
Of course, courting has always been difficult and a recently released map showing which emoji is used most in which country educates us further on this ancient struggle. That the see-no-evil monkey is preferred by Germans is something I blame entirely on German men trying to flirt. They know they’re doing the wrong thing, but German mentality dictates that if they don’t see it, it’s not there.
So dear reader, please trust me that if you ever receive an unsolicited penis pic, followed by an emoji of a monkey hiding its face, the sender is almost certainly a German man. I wish the Unicode developers had stuck with the traditional option of featuring a fourth monkey specifically for the German man: the do-no-evil-monkey covering his genitalia.
I Hate everything which is related to Germany.
Fucking disgusting Krautt whoresons.
It's started. People are being handcuffed and arrested for not wearing masks in public.
www.berlin.de/polizei/polizeimeldungen/pressemitteilung.956007.php
Jesus, read this one:
www.berlin.de/polizei/polizeimeldungen/pressemitteilung.952275.php
Historical German evilness: Cutter Laboratories, a German-owned subsidiary of Bayer, knowingly sold a drug tainted with HIV to hemophiliacs in Latin America and Asia in the early 1980s. They forewent HIV testing when collecting blood for producing the drug, and when the American CDC made them aware of their error, they continued selling the drug with no changes for at least another year.
Just another example of the most evil nation to have ever existed.
Why do Germans have such weird ways of communicating? It's not in my head, is it?
Never had free speech. Scared to say what they really think. Also too dumb to understand their own emotions. Trying to be robots. Passive aggressive assholes. Nazism and Communism forced them to formulate everything really weirdly to the point that it's not even decipherable. Also they're all just stupid.
Had job offers in Germany and other country - i picked the other country. I know from experience that no job is worth "living" in Germany for. Full of turdy, stupid, racist assholes and fast on the decline
I see some BERLIN feminists here trying to make an argument that women are oppressed under a mythical patriarchy, if that's so, why are these statistics the reality. Wake up guys, don't let them emotionally blackmail you. No wonder so many men are going MGTOW. Listen to Candace Owens, Karen Straughan and Christina Hoff Sommers for a reality check about gender biases.
Here are some statistics that is worth keeping in mind when talking about gender discrimination and the validity of feminists claims:
Men are 97% of combat fatalities.
Men pay 97% of Alimony
Men make 94% of work suicides.
Men make up 93% of work fatalities.
Men make up 81% of all war deaths.
Men lose custody in 84% of divorces.
80% of all suicides are men.
77% of homicide victims are men.
89% of men will be the victim of at least one violent crime.
Men are over twice as victimised by strangers as women.
Men are 165% more likely to be convicted than women.
Men get 63% longer sentences than women for the same crime.
Court bias against men is at least 6 times bigger than racial bias.
Males are discriminated against in school and University.
Boys face vastly more corporal punishment than girls.
70% of the homeless are men. 90% of the homeless sleeping rough are men.
Women's Cancers receive 15 times more funding than men's.
At least 10% of fathers are victims of paternity fraud.
One third of all fathers in the USA have lost custody of children, most are expected to pay for this.
60% of domestic violence is against men however less than 1% of domestic violence shelter spaces are for men.
Male fatality rates are vastly higher than women's.
Despite all the pressures and risks facing men today support services for men are almost non existent compared to services for women. There are departments for women's issues in the White House and the UN, but none for men. The UN promotes genital mutilation of male children but condems female genital mutilation.
TAX & HEALTHCARE DISCRIMINATION
There is more money spent on breast cancer than lung cancer and prostate cancer combined, despite the fact that lung cancer alone has 3-4 times more fatalities than breast cancer. A man's chance of getting cancer is 44% and 23% of men will die from cancer, 38% of women get cancer and 19% die. Yet there is vastly more money spent on cancer for women, this is lethal discrimination.
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE
There are hundreds of surveys which shows women are as violent if not more violent than men in domestic violence cases. Men get arrested in 85% of all arrests but its estimated that Women are the perpetrators in most Domestic Violence cases. Most reciprocal violence is started by women and 70% of non reciprocal violence is perpetrated by women. Women however only get arrested in 15% of all DV arrests. This example of 572 different studies covering 371,600 people demonstrate that women are as physically aggressive, or more aggressive, than men in their relationships with their spouses or male partners. www.csulb.edu/~mfiebert/assault.htm
More men than women were victims of intimate partner physical violence and over 40% of severe physical violence was directed at men. www.batteredmen.com/NISVS.htm
Despite this though, 99.3% of DV shelter spaces are for women and even men who report violence against them by women are arrested far more often than the woman who is attacking them.
Here is a good short video on domestic violence by Donald Dutton: www.youtube.com/watch
and here is a longer, more in-depth presentation: www.youtube.com/watch
61% of all child abuse is committed by biological mothers
25% of all child abuse is committed by natural fathers
79.6% of custodial mothers receive a support award
29.9% of custodial fathers receive a support award
46.9% of non-custodial mothers totally default on support
26.9% of non-custodial fathers totally default on support
20.0% of non-custodial mothers pay support at some level
61.0% of non-custodial fathers pay support at some level
66.2% of single custodial mothers work less than full-time
10.2% of single custodial fathers work less than full-time
7.0% of single custodial mothers work more than 44 hours weekly
24.5% of single custodial fathers work more than 44 hours weekly
46.2% of single custodial mothers receive public assistance
20.8% of single custodial fathers receive public assistance
37.9% of fathers are denied any visitation
Thanks for the links, the Sommers woman tears the Gender Wage Gap BS to shreds time.com/3222543/wage-pay-gap-myth-feminism/
I'm no incel wishing for a romantic partner, in fact I make a point of ignoring women at the first sign of hem being brainwashed by feminist propaganda. Although I've never been happier since going MGTOW, no more putting up with crrap from, whining, narcissistic women, especially in Berlin. MGTOW is the way to go. Bye for now, I'm off to do whatever I WANT to do, whenever I WANT to do it.
Feminists should rebrand and call themselves Histrionics because that's what they are. Doing so would also have the added advantage that their group could completely usurp the entire LGBTQIA+ community.
Feminism isn't about gender equality. Black Lives Matter isn't about race equality. Socialism isn't about social equality. Communism isn't about class equality. LGBTQIA+ isn't about sexual equality.
My experience in Germany was the same, at all the meetings between the support services and me and the mother I was expected to answer all charges and the mother was considered right no matter what she said. And what she said we're completely lies every time
Actually, it's the other way around loser, I'm the one who rejects them at the first whiff of them being brainwashed by feminism. I'm no wasting anymore of my time with narcissistic, manipulators. Good luck with your pathetic tattoos when you turn 45-50 and your skin starts to sag and you have blotches all over your body with no definition. Feminists are sheep, and these Femcels wonder why more smart males are going MGTOW.
Man some DJs from small towns who moved to Brrlin need to get the fuckkk over themselves
www.dw.com/en/coronavirus-dont-wear-deodorant-says-berlins-transport-company/a-54036674
BVG has such autistic advertising. This suggestion is already standard German behavior. Also German cops being female genitalia about charging people the ridiculous 500 EUR fine because they know it won't gold in court. They probably would have to do some income-based fine which means, as always, no punishment for the poor masses.
Godamnit there's a filthy Kraut_ among us.
Do you mean these Jewwws. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish-American_organized_crime
Germans have no problem insulting things that other people care about, if they don't care about it themselves. They are negative, judgemental, repressed. I never received so much judgement anywhere else for just expressing positivity about simple joys in life.
Swap the word Germans with Marxists. What you have in Berlin are Marxists, not Germans.
Too many posts on here saying feminism is the problem in Berlin.
Feminism is the freaking solution. Not enough feminism is the problem.
Feminism is the problem everywhere not just Berlin
Feminists are mentally ill bigots, no, sorry, make that whining bigots like this one www.youtube.com/watch
... says a man. Yeah, that’s why women still have to be b*tches with no emotion to climb the corporate ladder, or get paid a lot less just because of what’s between their legs. Give me a break. Not to mention cat calling and sexual abuse in the work environment.
Also, if you’re a man and you’re warm, you can wear shorts and get out and no one will judge you. If you’re a woman, you have to think twice. I’ve been harassed just for wearing shorts because I was warm. Not hot pants. Just shorts. WoMeN ArE NoT OpPrESsed. Please tell me more.
1. Wage gap is not a myth, it's a down right lie. Maybe YOU are gettint paid less because you are kind of stupid. 2. Catcalling isn't patriarchy because it's done by a tiny population with no political power. 3. By all means, please walk the streets in Berlin on any day when temps are above 25 and do your own stats for men and women regarding dressing scantily. I can 100% guarantee you that the majority of women are wearing things that no man would ever wear in public becauase men have class.
"Also, if you’re a man and you’re warm, you can wear shorts and get out and no one will judge you. If you’re a woman, you have to think twice"
Maybe because when men wear shorts, they don't buy ones that are 2 sizes too small where their asscheeks literally hang out of the bottoms. In fact, about 99% of men wear shorts that go all the way down to their knees. And kind of weird how if you work in an office with any kind of dress code that it's impossible as a man to wear shorts, but women can wear short skirts all day long. And don't even get me started on all the women in miniskirts riding bikes here. I can't imagine that they are NOT looking for attention.
What the hell is with all the nasty local drinks here. Club Mate sucks and tastes like cigarettes and phlegm. Bionade tastes like non-alcoholic wine with random spices thrown in. All these Schlorle drinks are just gross. And then all these weird artificial ACE juices that look and taste like no type of fruit on earth. And don't even get me started on all the Coca Cola rip offs like Africola, Fritz Cola, etc. because they all SUCK.