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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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It's okay to have made choices which turned out to be bad. Had you known they were bad choices, you wouldn't have made them. At the time of choosing, you may have thought that it was a fine and could have been good, but then it didn't and it turned out to be a learning that was needed in life to shape your future. You gained wisdom out of it so don't feel bad about it and it is time that you release all the pain and hurt from you and just keep the lesson you learned so that it helps you make better choices in life ahead

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good advice

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a FINE? For what?

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berlin is only good long term if you are the following
1) german
2) stupid
3) no ambition
4) no foresight
5) a masochist
6) in denial
7) rich parents
8) peter pan syndrome
9) psychotic
10) drug addict

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Yeah, Berlin is only good for people who have a crippling mental illness, are any kind of addict, or are extremely lazy.

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Or independently wealthy

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Being wealthy in this city means shit. There is nothing nice to spend your money on. Culture? Nice restaurants? Neither..

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  Anonymous wrote:

these people really dont know how to laugh at themselves do they. funny as they are so ridiculous

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what happens if you laugh at a german's rage? I may try that next time. The weirdest thing is when they try to intimidate you and you get angry at them and then they respect you. what a negative, awful place.

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LOL yes. I used to get annoyed when Germans would bump into me somewhere. So one day I started yelling at them and I swear to God every single time I did that they looked like a dog who'd be beaten and they actually apologized!

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I don’t get it. Where I come from you don’t do poop like that unless you’re looking for trouble . You just don’t slam into people on the road, because they aren’t German. They’re expecting you to just be meek because they are bullies and you are in “their” country. I wonder if they collectively discuss slamming into auslanders . Probably

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Funny story: i was shopping in the mall at frankfurter allee and wanted to get some food. Went up to a german food place that looked good. Said to the lady "Schnitzel mit pommes". She was like "gleich" as was a little busy so i went slightly away and waited. After waiting and then realizing another person get served i went back up to the counter to get her attention but she was busy pretending to be busy. I just clocked on that she was pretending to have forgotten to piss me off. Its so weird how these ossis enjoy the slightest little power trip they can get. And they despise foreigners.

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you went to get some "food" you mean.
fuck the east side. I signed a contract there, if I ever come back for a sublet you bet ill be in freaking mitte or schoneberg

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The East is so backwards. Full of liars and cheats and open racists.

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Germans cannot mind their own business. You cannot just be foreign and go about your day without having some remark or interrogation simply because you are not german. It seems these people have learned nothing from their past and not only that, have gaslighted the entire world into thinking they have changed .

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And I forgot to add, if it’s not a remark or interrogation you will get pushed on the street, glared at, encountering smirks/smug attitude, talked down to (even when you are trying to purchase something). fornicate this Berlin schnauze, the world is just a cover for what this really is: xenophobia and racism. But if you try to say that? They say it’s not racist. You cannot win, best to leave and let these oagres inbreed, this is what they want.

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They are really hostile and it is because you are foreign and don’t mistake it for some “cool” Berlin vibe because after awhile you will see it for what it is, someone that doesn’t have the same rights as them, and by the way the police and government officials as well as fellow Germans protect them so fat chance for you dealing with discrimination.

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exactly. they are evil c*nts who never think of anyone but themselves. And they enjoy seeing you squirm when they are mean. Its disgusting. That is their only source of enjoyment in life.

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its cheaper to a vacation to mallorca which they can only afford rarely as their "cultural experience" so they resent everyone for having the ability to go elsewhere. but they are perfect allegedly so im not sure why they would want to go anywhere anyway, but hey nothing they do make sense as they are the massive hypocrites.

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something germans need to get out of their heads is that people go to germany because it is "better" or they "want to become german" or something. Excuse me i dont need your validation Hans, I only went to berlin because it offered me opportunities which I could not find elsewhere, because it is so hyped. WEll soon it will die and lose its disneyland status, and all the foreigners will leave and find another "Berlin". Its already on its way out. then you guys can rot in your swamp as a bunch of has beens

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"something germans need to get out of their heads is that people go to germany because it is "better" or they "want to become german" or something"

This is very accurate and that's why this country has no understanding o expat culture. They assume that, everyone wants to settle down in Germany. I also never understand integration part. As long as I don't do any illegal It's no one's business to tackle into my life with terms like integration, adaptation etc

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"As long as I don't do any illegal"
Germans don't understand the fact that everything that isn't illegal is by definition a personal liberty.

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They don’t understand personal liberty, periodt

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Well they understand it if it means airing out your sweaty balls in a public park the second the sun comes out (would be considered sexual harassment in most of the world but in Germany it's just funny FKK).

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update on sti tests. You can get a full test done at labor28. Hiv, hep b and c, syphyllis, clamydia, ghonorrea. The catch? At least 380 EUR!!

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Crooks.... considering everyone only makes under 2k a month after tax. Living in Germany is wage slavery

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I read a thread on Reddit about how a bunch of continental Europeans were making fun of Americans and Brits because herpes is so stigmatized in the US/UK. Can't find it now, but trying to find it revealed dozens and dozens of other threads full of idiotic babblings like this kraut:

www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/2nsucv/nonus_redditors_is_herpes_stigma_a_us_thing/

"I'm from Germany, it's basically viewed like the common cold in my experience. Some harmless tv ads for meds as there are for headache or cough meds. It's not recommended to get tested for it unless you seriously suspect you got infected or you are about to give birth. All partners I told "oh btw, I used to have herpes as a kid" looked at me like I was stupid and wondered why I would talk about my herpes since pretty much everyone once had an outbreak or two."

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like everything I hear about Germany I am shocked but also not surprised.

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freaking neonazi pieces of poop Bürgeramt employees. Go suck Hitler's dead butt

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OMG, the scum at the Wedding Burgeramt make me feel sick just thinking about them, they really are sociopaths

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After 5 years living in Berlin you are officially German. That's the real Einbürgerung. Hard to get your stained personality back to normal after being mindfucked by these people.

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Anyone who has recently arrived in Berlin on reading this site would think we are all losers who couldn't make it here, I don't blame them, I was the same at first as well, it's only after being here for more than the honeymoon year or two, that the reality sets in.

I've landed on my feet socially, financially and creatively in every city I've lived in, but Berlin is very 'special'.

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True. A few years ago I would of laughed at the comments and think all of you guys on here are losers, but Berlin got the best of me lol

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I didn’t have a problem making friends in Berlin. But those friends were only around when I didn’t criticize Berlin and they also didn’t have a plan for their future

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Anyway people just like to drift in Berlin, scraping by, and don’t even realize where the time went until it’s too late. So if you’re the kind of person who is just thinking “wait a second” and the honeymoon wears off and you start pointing these things out, people don’t want to hear that. You’re also dealing with most of your friends trying soooo hard to be accepted by germans like learning the language etc I mean I also did that, until I realized even that wouldn’t get me the quality of life before Berlin. So now I just prefer to visit Berlin and not live under the system.

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Basically y’all do NOT anmeldung you will regret it. Just sublet, I know it’s annoyingly, but just do that if you are not required to anmeldung

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Sorry Chris

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If you smoke in Berlin you don’t smell the city

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Cherman‘s won‘t be Safe outside their country. I promise

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You know I didn’t want to adhere to the stereotypes of them before I moved but after leaving it was way worse than I imagined. If I had known there would have been no chance I would have decided to make a life there

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I’m not sure what’s weirder, the germans who hate foreigners, or the Germans who only make friends with foreigners yet don’t seem to have close friends even though they’ve lived here for many years

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The problem is their distrust they have towards freaking everybody. I wonder what happened to them in their childhoods

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I’ll tell you what. Soulless parents yelling at them for doing anything wrong, while teaching them no manners, no social skills, no emotions and no empathy. Now German parents don’t yell at their kids anymore, but they have nothing to teach them either

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It's a freak show alright, full of 'alternative' people who all look the same :o). The only thing they are alternative to is good manners, positivity, optimism and generosity. Berlin is a mental illness, if you don't believe me, have a conversation with a victim-mentality-Feminist, an AntiFa fascist, a drugged up addict, an a begging alcoholic, a pompous lawyer, a smart-ass checkout moron at Aldi-Lidl etc.

They are also alternative to loyalty, honesty and common sense. They are know-it-alls who are not interested in learning anything new from western people. These idiots actually miss the communist days.

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It’s you

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Of course they miss the communist days. You don’t get to think too much about your future or losing your job: it’s impossible and the state takes care of everything. Paradise for Tschömens

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They can't read between the lines. They have zero social skills.

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