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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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what was the moment you realized you had to leave Berlin and could not make a life here?
For me, it was when I discovered Germans dressed up as a hobby as "Indianers" and nobody had a problem with it, in fact laughed at me for saying it was broken up, and defended their lifestyle.

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When I was working two jobs and still barely able to make ends meet. I had to think twice before buying a coffee on the street.
When I realized that I wasn't moving forward in my career as an artist (a real artist, not a degenerate addict who pretends to create art).
When I realized that dating in that city was pretty much agreeing to be in an open relationship.
When I realized how racist Germans are. The fact that I speak German fluently doesn't mean a thing.
When I realized how ugly and grey the city is, even in the summer.
When I realized that in spite of having a degree from a good German university, I wasn't getting any job offers. When I realized that Germany is not the place to be for people who are conservative, drug-free, and religious.
When I realized how much I disliked Germany.

Thank God I moved to Poland.

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Well I thought I was just a maladjusted introvert until I found this site. I then spent the next few weeks reading EVERY comment on here and realized I hate everything about Germany. I realized I wouldn't want to raise a child here. That'd I would never be able to own a house here so I'll always be stuck in a tiny, noisy apartment. I realuxed that even if I had more time out of work that there's nothing here I want to do. Then I realized I hate German pop culture and have never enjoyed a German tv show, movie or book. I guess I just realized this place isn't for me and that Germans have a value system that is actually at odds with my own. Oh, and I also got sick of hearing locals throw stereotypes at me ALL THE TIME. There is a reason foreigners in Germany stick with other foreigners.

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I had an artist 'friend' who I helped many times with his career, and made him many thousands of dollars by introducing him to the right people and I asked him if I could use the studio to practise my acoustic guitar late at night so I didn't disturb my neighbours and he made a big song and dance about it. Another German 'friend' ripped me off for €2,500.

They were the straws that broke the camel's back for me. I won't bore you with all the stories I could tell you about them.

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Good move going to Poland, very nice creative people, cheap and delicious food. The cities are beautiful. The most under-rated European country.

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Such spot on comments here. Well done, it’s great that you got out of this cancer place.

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im sure berlin is watching this forum wishing they could take it down but its out of their control buahahahaahaha

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Sometimes I really wonder if admin has ever received legal threats from Germany or just angry emails from pissed off Germs.

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Well it’s .com not .de so the laws in the USA allow freedom of speech

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A lot of people are disappointed with Berlin because they didn’t know its history well. West Berlin was an island in East Germany and people got paid by the state to live there. Yes, they all lived in welfare way before the 90s. East Berlin was śhit: poverty stricken capital of ddr. People think “hey, it’s the capital of the richest country in Europe, I should go there”. Biggest mistake ever!
Germany is rotten, but if you want to come here, you choose Hamburg or Cologne or Duesseldorf or Frankfurt. NOT Berlin.

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a lot of people are disappointed with berlin for any of the other issues listed on this forum as well.

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Don't choose Düsseldorf, I'm here and it's just a big village... Too narrow-minded if you've lived where people are open...

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OP: I mean, people assume it’s just a capital of a rich country, so it must be the best city to go to in Germany. Which is entirely wrong because of the history of Berlin

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Can confirm the Dusseldorf thing. The “city” is really just a village as it says in its name with people being narrow minded and nothing going on. What is better than Berlin though is that it feels safer and is cleaner.

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People are narrow minded everywhere in Germany. There’s no avoiding that here

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Dorf means "village" in German, just saying.

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Cologne is the best of that bunch, also Hamburg.

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Hamburg looks cool but the vibe there is also very off!!! Cold hearted northern germans who don't like it when anyone who wasn't born or raised there to be there! cologne is a small city but seems friendlier till you actually have to live there and notice how ppl you don't even know are all up in your business because they think they have the right to be- in all honesty Germany is just not the place to be - for a short visit it's fine...living here Is hell day in and day out in most places ....germans are just like a dry slice of bread no butter no jam nothing!

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What is “sexy” in Berlin is supreme trash elsewhere

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Depraved and Poor

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So today i was riding my bike along columbiadamm and really needed to take a piss. Know its digusting and something complain about on here but anyway i thought id quickly find myself a bush to hide behind. So i park my bike and go into the trees and just as i think i find a decent spot i hear someone groan and see there is some broken up druggy sitting in the middle of the bushes. So i got the hell out of there. But christ you cant go anywhere without bumping into absolute weirdos here

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You should have pissed in his mouth. He was probably groaning because he was waiting there for someone like u

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Google piss goblin berlin

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At least you tried to hide behind a bush

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the guy in the bushes probably wanted you to integrate into german society and piss right in front of everyone.

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gosh ok now i realise where ive been going wrong all these years

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I have visited many countries and traveled a lot and came across many homeless and destitute people! I dont judge them, sometimes I also help pur somebody! Thats the world has been and always will be- unfortntaely! But I have Never come across so many homeless people who seem to have lost all dignity or hygiene! Today a beggar in the U8 who smelled like...you know it..begged me for some money with blood dropping from his hand! I mean seriously..

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I’ve seen too many people in the ubahn with needles sticking out of their arms, slumped over in wheelchairs. It’s because there is no attendant in the Ubahn, no fare gates, people just walk through.

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Well, except the guy in the wheelchair. Or maybe he did walk through. It’s Berlin after all. Anything’s possible

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I wish they had gates to keep some of the trash out. It’s unbearable to ride the subway with all those messed up people down there.

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I was coming back from a party a few years ago and I saw this guy shooting up in the station. There was a whole hallway of them I undexpectedly had to walk through at Hermannplatz. After that I wondered how much of a slippery slope that lifestyle could be for people here. I stopped taking drugs after that

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Is the guy with the gangrene leg still alive. He always rebuked people for offering to take him to hospital. He could clear a whole carriage within twenty seconds of entering

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Omg that guy was dragging himself through Berlin for so long. Haven't seen him in forever and can't imagine he isn't dead.

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How do I abmeldung if I ditched my flat? Don’t I need some retarted permission to leave from the landlord? Some dumb permission to let me leave the country lol? Or should I just keep the anmeldung open? I don’t get what to do. Cancelled all my contracts...

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I’m worried because I’m a freelancer and I think they come after people for tax money don’t they?

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..I’ve heard this When you don’t abmeldung they ask for money even when you’re not there. So what do I do? Do I need the landlords permission or not? How do I keep my Phone contract, N26 once I abmeldung V

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Or do I j go straight to the burgeramt? Let me know . Haha. I remember when I was so excited to anmeldung. Dumb challenge and biggest mistake of life. If you’re reading this - do NOT anmeldung! Just visit for a summer as a tourist, then you’ll get the full experience ! Except not the crappy winters and lifetime of xenophobia and poverty. Enjoy!

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Anmeldung is daddy and hartz-v is mommy

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I don't think you need any permission from your landlord, you just go to the Bürgeramt and unregister - Abmeldung.
Then maybe do the same with your consulate depending on the agreement you have within your country - for example I registered with the local consulate here.
If you don't do it, yes, I've heard they fine you.
They fine you even if you fart in the wrong place in this country :- D

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ok, so I can just show up and de-register there? do I need an original copy of my anmeldung? I don't have it, just the photocopy. I wonder if its possible to do this by email or mail.

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allaboutberlin.com/guides/abmeldung-deregister-in-berlin

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Above you can find the complete guide and there are also sample forms you can download to be submitted when you go :)

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Perfect , thanks!!

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lol, I like how it says "hopefully for greener pastures"

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Please don't link to allaboutberlin, it's run by the mod n1co_ds on r/berlin AKA a stasi spook.

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Well, i clicked it. But I use VPN. So?

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It's best to do everything online in Germany with a VPN since literally everything here is Verboten

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What do you mean? What happens clicking that link, I don't get it?

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Why don't Germans have any modesty?

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Modesty, sarcasm, irony, empathy. Foreign words for Germans

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I think they perceive it as s sign of weakness. Like insecure teenagers, forever adolescents.

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They don’t have any sign of self restraint either.
Autistic

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If I was in my early 20s and worked a serving or bar job I’d think Berlin was a paradise. Unless I was a complete idiot and knew any bartenders or servers in UK Or USA who make 300-1000% more tips in one shift in one night
Lol bartenders in Berlin really make 40/12 hour shift or WOW, I’ve been told 70!!! Amazing!!!! This place is stupid

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Imagine all those generously smug patrons who give a 30 cent tip. LOL

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Sugar daddy out there with 2€ ;)

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They’re obsessed with sex and drugs because they just want to feel something. They just don’t know how to go about doing it in other ways

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Over my time In Berlin, there were several things in retrospect that made me uncomfortable and were warning signs. It wasn’t until about a year in i pieces them together and realized I was stuck. Now I am out. I have to say what stuck out the most was, I’m a very visual person. The home decor made me want to throw up. Even if you are poor, you can have some kind of taste. Some art on the wall. Colours that match. Organization. No. Every home I went in, was a disaster. The strange duvet/top sheet 2 in 1. The weird shade of green that is not neon but not pastel that seems to be on everything you wouldn’t usually put it on, like chairs and blankets. I only saw a few decent homes, these people had some money. Everything else was bare bones

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And garishly clashing

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Walk around the city at night when it's dark and all the lights are on in apartments and count the apartments with no curtains and bare lightbulbs. How many people have said "fuck it" and left the plain, ugly Raufasertapete up because they know that they hope they'll be gone in another 12 months anyway.

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Also what's up with those steel wires that they like to use indoors? In places that are a little more modern and supposedly upscale you'll often see steel wires that I guess offer some kind of support. Just looks retarded.

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I always thought berliners apartments sometimes felt like they were about to bounce at any moment. Now I know why.

And no. Germans don’t close the window or blinds if they have them when having sex or changing even if there is another person changing across, Ive seen it across and I’ve seen it in flats. Exhibitionists

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Curtain zu teuer

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Idk what you mean about steel wires.
The hallways are always hideously painted as well. Terrible shades of brown and red mixed together or some weird green. I’ve seen some nice entryways but let’s be real, the place had its glory days and is now falling apart

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Kottbusser tor

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Why do they stare

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This question comes up often on r/Berlin and the locals ALWAYS either claim it's not common here or that they stare because "they're curious". You motherbitch krauts - if you were curious about anything you'd actually speak to people. Is staring how these savages pair off? Just thousand yard stares and a motioning to the groinal region accompanied by a grunt? This country is so gosh darn backwards.

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Locals always claim a lot of things they’ve never personally experienced

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Locals always make excuses for other germans and gaslight you / deny your experience

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I stare back :)

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So do I !!!

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I know so many expats who have been in Berlin a decade, don’t own much, live in a WG and can’t speak german. At first I thought that was acceptable, until I realized I already had learned basic German before I moved and thought about what I was doing in 2010. What have they done the past ten years ? Partied ? I swear there is something about Berlin, that makes time pass in a different way than the rest of the world. I get so much more done in two months here than in a year there and I don’t know if it’s from the constant hassle or poverty or what. However I did take German classes once I arrived and I did get my poop together. I’m so surprised people wasted a decade in a party hole. It’s really shocking.

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I mean think about what you were doing in 2010, assuming you weren’t in Berlin. It’s just mental to think about these people’s lives on a loop. Don’t feel bad if you leave, it will be the same when you return

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I can’t even when I think back.... wow just wow...... I have done more things in one year outside of that place than they have in 10.

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And the weirdest part ? They still aren’t sick of it

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You’re ambitious and they’re not. Simple as. People who love Berlin have no ambition whatsoever. They don’t want to be responsible, either. Just party and drugs and sex like they’re 20... only they’re 40 now

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Ever notice how these hippie parents let their children walk in downtown Berlin with no shoes on?
Sehr bio. I am one wiz ze earthz

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And they like to block doors for 5 minute because little Claudia just HAS to learn to open doors right in the middle of rush hour.

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They also love holding their children and walking up and down the aisles of planes as if we give a poop

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