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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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  Anonymous wrote:

How do I abmeldung if I ditched my flat? Don’t I need some retarted permission to leave from the landlord? Some dumb permission to let me leave the country lol? Or should I just keep the anmeldung open? I don’t get what to do. Cancelled all my contracts...

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I’m worried because I’m a freelancer and I think they come after people for tax money don’t they?

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..I’ve heard this When you don’t abmeldung they ask for money even when you’re not there. So what do I do? Do I need the landlords permission or not? How do I keep my Phone contract, N26 once I abmeldung V

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Or do I j go straight to the burgeramt? Let me know . Haha. I remember when I was so excited to anmeldung. Dumb challenge and biggest mistake of life. If you’re reading this - do NOT anmeldung! Just visit for a summer as a tourist, then you’ll get the full experience ! Except not the crappy winters and lifetime of xenophobia and poverty. Enjoy!

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Anmeldung is daddy and hartz-v is mommy

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I don't think you need any permission from your landlord, you just go to the Bürgeramt and unregister - Abmeldung.
Then maybe do the same with your consulate depending on the agreement you have within your country - for example I registered with the local consulate here.
If you don't do it, yes, I've heard they fine you.
They fine you even if you fart in the wrong place in this country :- D

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  Anonymous wrote:

ok, so I can just show up and de-register there? do I need an original copy of my anmeldung? I don't have it, just the photocopy. I wonder if its possible to do this by email or mail.

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  Anonymous wrote:

allaboutberlin.com/guides/abmeldung-deregister-in-berlin

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Above you can find the complete guide and there are also sample forms you can download to be submitted when you go :)

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Perfect , thanks!!

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lol, I like how it says "hopefully for greener pastures"

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  Anonymous wrote:

Please don't link to allaboutberlin, it's run by the mod n1co_ds on r/berlin AKA a stasi spook.

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Well, i clicked it. But I use VPN. So?

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It's best to do everything online in Germany with a VPN since literally everything here is Verboten

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What do you mean? What happens clicking that link, I don't get it?

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  Anonymous wrote:

Why don't Germans have any modesty?

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Modesty, sarcasm, irony, empathy. Foreign words for Germans

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I think they perceive it as s sign of weakness. Like insecure teenagers, forever adolescents.

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They don’t have any sign of self restraint either.
Autistic

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If I was in my early 20s and worked a serving or bar job I’d think Berlin was a paradise. Unless I was a complete idiot and knew any bartenders or servers in UK Or USA who make 300-1000% more tips in one shift in one night
Lol bartenders in Berlin really make 40/12 hour shift or WOW, I’ve been told 70!!! Amazing!!!! This place is stupid

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Imagine all those generously smug patrons who give a 30 cent tip. LOL

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Sugar daddy out there with 2€ ;)

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They’re obsessed with sex and drugs because they just want to feel something. They just don’t know how to go about doing it in other ways

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Over my time In Berlin, there were several things in retrospect that made me uncomfortable and were warning signs. It wasn’t until about a year in i pieces them together and realized I was stuck. Now I am out. I have to say what stuck out the most was, I’m a very visual person. The home decor made me want to throw up. Even if you are poor, you can have some kind of taste. Some art on the wall. Colours that match. Organization. No. Every home I went in, was a disaster. The strange duvet/top sheet 2 in 1. The weird shade of green that is not neon but not pastel that seems to be on everything you wouldn’t usually put it on, like chairs and blankets. I only saw a few decent homes, these people had some money. Everything else was bare bones

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And garishly clashing

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Walk around the city at night when it's dark and all the lights are on in apartments and count the apartments with no curtains and bare lightbulbs. How many people have said "fuck it" and left the plain, ugly Raufasertapete up because they know that they hope they'll be gone in another 12 months anyway.

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Also what's up with those steel wires that they like to use indoors? In places that are a little more modern and supposedly upscale you'll often see steel wires that I guess offer some kind of support. Just looks retarded.

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I always thought berliners apartments sometimes felt like they were about to bounce at any moment. Now I know why.

And no. Germans don’t close the window or blinds if they have them when having sex or changing even if there is another person changing across, Ive seen it across and I’ve seen it in flats. Exhibitionists

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Curtain zu teuer

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Idk what you mean about steel wires.
The hallways are always hideously painted as well. Terrible shades of brown and red mixed together or some weird green. I’ve seen some nice entryways but let’s be real, the place had its glory days and is now falling apart

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Kottbusser tor

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Why do they stare

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This question comes up often on r/Berlin and the locals ALWAYS either claim it's not common here or that they stare because "they're curious". You motherbitch krauts - if you were curious about anything you'd actually speak to people. Is staring how these savages pair off? Just thousand yard stares and a motioning to the groinal region accompanied by a grunt? This country is so gosh darn backwards.

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Locals always claim a lot of things they’ve never personally experienced

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Locals always make excuses for other germans and gaslight you / deny your experience

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I stare back :)

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So do I !!!

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I know so many expats who have been in Berlin a decade, don’t own much, live in a WG and can’t speak german. At first I thought that was acceptable, until I realized I already had learned basic German before I moved and thought about what I was doing in 2010. What have they done the past ten years ? Partied ? I swear there is something about Berlin, that makes time pass in a different way than the rest of the world. I get so much more done in two months here than in a year there and I don’t know if it’s from the constant hassle or poverty or what. However I did take German classes once I arrived and I did get my poop together. I’m so surprised people wasted a decade in a party hole. It’s really shocking.

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I mean think about what you were doing in 2010, assuming you weren’t in Berlin. It’s just mental to think about these people’s lives on a loop. Don’t feel bad if you leave, it will be the same when you return

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I can’t even when I think back.... wow just wow...... I have done more things in one year outside of that place than they have in 10.

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And the weirdest part ? They still aren’t sick of it

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You’re ambitious and they’re not. Simple as. People who love Berlin have no ambition whatsoever. They don’t want to be responsible, either. Just party and drugs and sex like they’re 20... only they’re 40 now

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  Anonymous wrote:

Ever notice how these hippie parents let their children walk in downtown Berlin with no shoes on?
Sehr bio. I am one wiz ze earthz

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And they like to block doors for 5 minute because little Claudia just HAS to learn to open doors right in the middle of rush hour.

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They also love holding their children and walking up and down the aisles of planes as if we give a poop

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Guys, concentrate on the positive side. Which is that Berlin is a big test. You’re putting your mental health, taste, tolerance, and patience to the test. Also, being alone. The best circumstances to do all that are here, in Berlin. Because they’re absolutely horrible

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  Anonymous wrote:

Why do gays get special treatment? Is it because they place their penises inside other 'men's' sewage outlets. Oh dear.

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why are you so obsessed with homosexuality

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Please go away you are making those of us with legitimate hate here look bad with your homophobic comments

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Because supposedly they were discriminated against once a hundred years ago so we all have to feel sorry for them and pretend they can all do no harm from now until eternity despite the fact that they outearn normal (heterosexual) people everywhere in the western world. But mostly because they all love to play the victim game and they actually believe they are being persecuted - probably the effect of severe AIDS and the accompanying cognitive decline. The bright side is that they live on average 20 years shorter than normal (heterosexual) people so less time to deal with them.

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There is nothing normal about heterosexuality

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Wow, you really have no idea about HIV/AIDS
Down with cis

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It’s probably a German writing these things about gays

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I don't hate gay people but the guy is right about AIDS. The only people who have it are homosexuals and junkies and it definitely does cause cognitive decline. None of those statements are in any way controversial and can all be backed up with multiple meta-analyses.

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Also cis is just a made up word from tumbler that just means "normal".

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Probably the same guy writing the responses. If you don’t like gay people don’t live in Berlin. Clearly you don’t know any. The same guy just said gay men earn more than straight men, then goes on to say they have alleged “cognitive decline”
You’re living in Europe’s gay Las Vegas idiot. Why don’t you move to Saudi Arabia or some shit, every city’s culture and arts comes from gays deal with it

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I say the op is gay but can’t accept it. So he bashes gays everywhere as a coping mechanism. I’ve seen this so many times. Your cover has been blown, dear

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hes closeted that's why he comes to berlin and then he fixate on gays because repressed haha

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As if straight people in Berlin were less gross as you claim gays to me. Sorry but ... this is just the culture of a lot of Berlin, straight or gay. It’s extreme sex / hookup culture. Plus some old German dude is def weirder so stfu

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  Anonymous wrote:

Maybe you should get checked for AIDS because I said that AIDS causes cognitive decline - not that being gay does. And yeah, straight people in Berlin are also gross and brazen with their sexuality but weird I habe never once caught a straight couple effing in public. I could see gays freaking in my local park every single day when the weather is above 15C. Can't imagine the kind of brainwashing one must've endured to refuse to accept reality like you are doing. Also Berlin isn't even the gay capital of Germany - Cologne is. Quit being such a faggot.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Berlin is sh1t, but it’s unfair to say all germans are weird, problematic, miserable, jealous etc. I find that Germans who have spent time abroad and/or have a university degree (not ausbildung or anything other than a university degree) are generally more bearable. Again, germans who have FINISHED that degree. These are the ones worth communicating with. I know it’s harsh, but it’s so true here. The rest are close minded asf

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I know plenty of Germans with degrees and have travelled who are still sadistic, self righteous pompous imbecile. I would say a fraction of germans inside what you are saying are fine , not all

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OP: of course not all. There are evil people everywhere. Even more so, when we’re talking about Germans

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You could have stopped at "weird, problematic, miserable, jealous etc"

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I was watching a video a friend left the other day on their wall and a German was in it and I wondered “when is this going to get weird?” And soon enough, innapropriate random sexual comments came in for zero reason

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Germans all have brain damage. No other explanation.

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Berlin is a circus

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With lots of clowns

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and monkeys.

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And racist xenophobic nazis !

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Oh you’re German and your name is anni how original

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Oh you’re German and your name is Jenny or Jennifer, when you can’t even pronounce J properly. How incredibly stupid

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Every German is either called Anna, Anja, Julia or Claudia, Sabine or Christina the guys are either Stefan, Christian,. Hans, Sebastian or Daniel. That's it, anything else is illegal.

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You forgot Vanessa and Dennis

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"That's it, anything else is illegal."
zis naim iz not Chermen enuv, joo mast täk one ov zees fram zis book of Chermen naims.

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Chermen LOL

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“Chermen” ahahaha I died. That’s exactly how they pronounce it! Or chaumen

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Supernatural experiences in Berlin? Besides that darkness that you experience throughout the city, sometimes id walk past something specific and really feel it. I’ve seen a ghost the night I moved out of my flat, where I had lived 1.5 years. and I also had a sublet where I slept with the lights on for two months. I had very dark thoughts there that seemed strange for me to think. I also felt someone was watching. But that was just for 2 months in that place. Thoughts on this?

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I also just felt this sinking feeling inside my soul, depressed and horrified feeling.. dark feeling

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You're inhaling the drugs from your neighbours balcony

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Actually my neighbour used to stand directly behind me at one of those sublets on the balcony and stare at me through the fence. You know, perfectly normal behaviour. Not uncomfortable at all.

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Maybe you feel watched because the German BND is watching everyone in Germany all the time.

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What is bnd

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bundesnachrichtendienst

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  Anonymous wrote:

Every time I hear something new about Germany it doesn’t get better. It just gets worse. It’s almost hillarious at this point

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