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You have a loan of lets say 60k euro from Targo-bank for duration of 5 years. You pay monthly installments for around some 14 months and you want to check how much of the loan is left including interest rate and possible fee in case you would want to pay all at once. In another normal country, you would do this in 5 seconds by opening and checking it in a mobile app. In fkin Germany you need to have several phone calls during which they redirect you each time to another department, until you finally arrive to the right one responsible for online loans (the other departments are loans made in person). But then they cannot tell you over the phone how much you owe them because of some fkin german rules that can come only from retarded german mind, they have to send you a letter via post with the balance which takes up to one week. But of course Deutsche post does not deliver it so you have to call the bank again and request another letter and again wait another week. You have to do this every time you just want to look how much principal and interest is left to pay. Where does the German efficiency myth comes from?
Our hot water has broken in our building and we have to wait a week for replacement parts to arrive. A week… in the powerhouse of Europe. We live in Mitte in a building where average rent is 1000-1500 e per month. Now this explains why there are so many smelly Germans on ubahn and everywhere!
Everyone talks about this on here, but I don't get it. In my experience, the Germans are pretty clean overall. I like that they prefer more natural beauty products, and they clean their buttholes and don't usually stink of BO. I don't get it. Or have I just been lucky and around clean ones? I will admit the women sometimes have a strange kind of sweet but also metallic smell. I don't know what that is or what it comes from and it's kind of odd and not exactly a normal human scent, which is fitting for the Germans. Never encountered one that stinks of rotten fish though, and I appreciate that. I think their minimal bathing habits maybe keeps their vaginal flora healthy or something.
An interesting email came to our WG. fornicate freaking surveillance state of Germany!!
FM10 Criminal action
Dear tenants,
We have received a letter from the legal firm Frommer stating that someone in your flat on 04.10.23 at 16:57:32 hrs.
illegally downloaded the film Retribution.
This means:
Acquisition of knowledge for copyright infringement and this is a criminal offence.
If this should happen again, the company Studiocanal GmbH will prosecute and the person in question will be held liable.
Please refrain from doing this from now on and it will save us and you a lot of trouble in the future.
Thank you
Get a VPN, dude, and make your roommates use one too or better install it on the router level so that if they're idiots it won't matter. These vultures will eat you alive. Plus, you don't want to get in trouble for googling something like "why are germans so slow and creepy and retarded and also why are they trying to replace themselves with goatfuckers instead of at least black people or jews or asians or polish or russians or really just about any group except the goatfuckers?"
The two sentences back each other up, they are virtue-signalers over any racism that might linger underneath, And the way some of the despicable races behave when they invade Berlin, I wouldn't blame Germans if they were racist. Or at least culturists. Not all cultures are equal. Even modern Turks from Istanbul are shocked and embarrassed at the lifestyle of Turks when they go to Berlin, and rush back to Istanbul, one of the world's best cities, especially the Kadikoy/Moda district. The ferry trips are also world class, The people in Istanbul are nothing like the scum in Kreuzberg/Neukoln.
See, that makes sense. It's not that being racist is good. It's that being so afraid of appearing racist blinds them and in trying way too hard to prove they're not racist they've made terrible decisions and let a bunch of Allah's worst barbarbians come and mess up their country even more than it was already messed up. It's kind of like some guy who wants to hang all gay people but also his happiest moments are when he's sloppily milking and worshipping a big penis in some dark corner, and this contradiction and his misguided reaction turns him into a monster.
Kadikoy/Moda is a great neighborhood. The Turks in Berlin, even the trash Turks who would never behave in Istanbul the way they do here or would be put down hard and fast if they did, aren't the most problematic group, I think. The Arabs are the problem.
Before you read anything on this site, read this first. electronicintifada.net/blogs/ali-abunimah/israeli-students-get-2000-spread-state-propaganda-facebook
Really enjoying watching the Berlin subreddit turn against Islamicists. Granted, you can't call them goatfuckers there or say that Islam is inherently a backwards and hateful religion for inbred dirtlords, but as long as you keep it polite pretty much anything goes there these days.
They turn against Islamists because Berlin has the worst of all Turks, who btw, are caught in a time warp, Turkey has moved on since they came to Berlin, in fact, Istanbul is one of the most civilised cities I've ever been to. The most uncivilised as far as people's attitudes ar concerned is Israel, the most aggressive and generally arrogant people on earth, same in Berlin but there are less of them than Turks and Arabs and tend to stick to themselves, but trust me, they are glorified Arabs.
Does the EU have some kind of plan for when two and a half million insane, traumatized, inbred, violent, women-raping, gay-hating, goatfucking, cousin-marrying savages start breaking through the border and inevitably making their way up to Europe? Just going to let them in or? What's the plan?
I bet old Olaf, that sea pirate--I imagine him as that simple and content Golden Retriever from Bojack Horseman standing proudly on the deck of a German NGO's boat in the Mediterranean, watching out for poor drowning migrants who he can fetch like a good boy and bring to that fascist MILF Meloni, only she doesn't want them and just hits him on the nose with a La Verita newspapers--anyway, I bet he's feverishly looking up the population of Gaza on wikipedia and thinking "ja, ja, wir können das schaffen!" and he's harder than he's been in years, about to explode like a dinky Hamas missile that's been flung by a slingshot over the fence, thinking Germany's just got to get these people, all of them, 2.35 million and they breed like hamsters, by taking in millions cousin incest babies Germany can finally negate its ugly history of genetic science and eugenics, overcome its labor shortage, just get them all here as quickly as possible, Olaf's thinking, set them up with a stipend and a new flatscreen tv every year and a card for unlimited escooter rides, and it'll all come together, it'll all come together, the people will finally respect Olaf, Olaf the Chancellor, Olaf the Great, Olaf the Shah of the West, Olaf the Sheikh of the Rhine, Olaf the Mullah of Magdeburg, Olaf the Ayotollah of Dusseldorf.
The he finishes in his pragmatic checkered boxer shorts, the fever dream broken, a few yellow-white drops of semen dribbling down his black socks onto the floor, and he's decides it's too soon to make any decisions or take any actions and instead the country must schedule more meetings and studies and consider how best to proceed in this complicated situation.
twitter.com/Israel/status/1711730914471092404
Genociding--even terrorist goatfuckers--isn't actually a good option though. There are no good options. What is clear is that Europe should not be sending them money and should not be importing them and putting them on social benefits while they breed up their numbers enough to start implementing their plans here in Europe, and also that the naive European left who love the Arabs so much should be try spending a weekend with them (didn't work out well for the ones who went to that peace festival that got massacred). Let the Arab countries have their dictators, stop interfering with that to promote democracy among Allah's barbarians who don't want it, and just put up an iron or baklava or hijab curtain or whatever you want to call it with the Middle East. Israel will continue to have it rough, so I guess it's worth continuing to support them to keep the goatfuckers at bay. Part of me would love to see Gaza washed into the sea, but that's not actually something to root for in the end.
OMG, you Berlin morons believe everything you see on mainstream media, will you never learn. www.reddit.com/r/Palestine/comments/nefa6z/listen_to_what_the_children_are_saying_in_an/
Conveniently taken for a pro-Palestine subreddit... But don't hold your breath. It's your lucky day... The aftermath of a village massacre is currently under close control and limited to public reach not to spill over ( photos circulate on telegram)... as Hamas went to burn alive and kill some devious apartheid children and babies... Yet, these poor Gazan Palestinians are not welcomed to Egypt, the only corridor they could exit... At this point, it looks like the Muslims only cheer alongside because they really really all collectively hate Jews, not because they care about Palestinians too much (And, frankly, why would they? They kept instigating and creating Civil Wars wherever they were welcomed)... Either way, it seems that pro-Palestine is no longer the cool slogan in town, but a Islamonazi symbol.. What a twist, innit? The lefties must be confused and depressed now... Identity crisis.
www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/idf-weve-found-1500-bodies-of-hamas-terrorists-in-israel/
Genocide these goafuckers NOW. cuckmany and other euro cucks should be ashamed but what do you expect.
175,000 asylum applications this year (not including Ukrainians). The streets yesterday and today are already filled with barbarian scum cheering terrorists for killing hundreds of civilians, including murdering a German woman and then stripping her dead body naked and parading her around in the back of the truck screaming like jackals. Where does Germany think this is going all going to lead? These people should be systematically deported back to the dumps they came from, the dumps that Islam creates.
This is what all those teenagers humping each other on escooters and sexually harassing women around Berlin's Arab ghettos are having wet dreams about:
"Others were captured and bound and kidnapped. "I saw videos with a male getting held by a group of Arab kids. Like, they’re like 16, 17,” one survivor recalled. “They’re kids, but they’re young men already, and they’re holding this guy, and he looks as his girlfriend is being mounted on a bike and driven away from him. God knows what she’s going to experience … Women have been raped at the area of the rave next to their friends bodies, dead bodies.”
But BuT buT... they are engineers, doctors and good people who boost the economy...
Bonus point: They follow a religion of peace doing only peaceful things! Refugees welcoooome...
Meanwhile refugees: Allah Akhabru, baklava parties to celebrate terrorism and dead Jews. So what if they all die tomorrow? At least they took 900 infidels with them! Yallaaaaa... pistachio!
The Palestinians didn't lose to Israel, they lost to the US who supplied the arms and personnel to Israel. Do not believe anything from MSM over the past 80 years. Not even one word. Especially anything you read about the Nazi Party and the German people. If you do, you're a fool because they are fooling you. 5,999,999 divided by the seconds in three years, equals 15 seconds.
That's EVERY 15 seconds, 24 hours per day, 7 days per week, 12 months per year, for 36 months.MSM are out o brainwash you in as many ways as possible.
Yet, it was not even Palestine itself that lost more than 50% of their territories to Israel... is was the Arab League that invaded Palestine to attack Israel... The fellow Arabs put Palestine in the gutter to begin with.
Whatever that has to do with Berlin is that lots of Arabs now come to Berlin as economical migrants claiming they are from the conflict areas... when they're not. And that's a mega flop.
It's going to be funny when gangs of Palestinian garbage youth around here start cruising up in their escooter gangs and kidnapping old German grannies, cackling like braindead hyenas and then cruising off into some their social housing courtyard. Then, since the senile old granny was the first woman they'd ever touched, they'll develop some strange grandmother fetish and take little trips out west to charlottenburg and spandau to sexually harass the old ladies there.
As of 2014, just under 40% of marriages in Palestine were between first cousins. Gaza is probably even higher. Being so heavily inbred explains a lot about Arabs, their mentality, their utter stupidity, their love of trashy bling and their hysterical pedophile god. Wonder what the cousinfocking rate among Arabs is around Berlin. It's not like any women who weren't born into Muslim slavery are going to touch those manlets with 10 meter pole unless it's via sexual assault, so I'd guess it's still pretty high.
I get a really good laugh whenever anyone is saying is that Berlin is a very liberal, left-wing city. With that many sand n!66ers around who want sharia law to be implemented and who have made Berlin the sexual harassement capital of Europe, while not giving a darn about the workers' rights, I'm thinking Adolf would have had much more success with the current population.
Berlin is a prison. If you are a worker, earner in this place... You are SCREWED! You basically slave for the state. And what is the state doing? Making the city clean? Safe? Health insurance for all? (The health system is a joke and one of the MOST EXPENSIVE worldwide, so no.. It's not really a deal if you actually work and do not stay on benefits like all the leechs that overburden the system) Affordable, modern housing? NO! Nothing... I became a proper xenophobe in Berlin. Going to the parks, to the doctor, to everywhere... basically... to see all these scarfed heads with multiple kids taking over and you cannot even proper things because of them... and you KNOW most do not work a second, and just exist like parasitic lifeforms... consuming, shitting, popping children.. Because the women are like this in their culture?? Well, their culture doesn't fit in a functional society... There is a reason why most muslim countries are dump holes of poverty and no progress... If you want to be so ducking lefty, FINE! militate for all these ticks to actually contribute and maintain a left-wing system... Because it's simply not working otherwise, and you will turn into a land of kneeling dumbducks who pray to Unicorns for virgins in the afterlife... instead of actually DOING SOMETHING for their actual current life.
Yet many identity politics leftists think the Islamicists are sympathetic because of the poor poor Palestinians. I wonder how they'd enjoy a world in which those poor oppressed Palestinians were in control. What are the shariah rules regarding ketamine and sex with strangers in the dark room? Is that haram? I know blowing your Bruder Mohammed with his cute little teenage mustache is fine and good as long as you don't make eye contact while doing it, as is sexually harassing women on the street (aka "Merkeling"), but I'm not sure that's going to cut it for a lot of these leftist types who have all the feels or whatever they say for the poor Arabs.
I kind of like the Antideutsche in that they are far left economically but also seem to dislike Arabs, although they're smart enough to not usually say that part out loud and mask it in concerns about antisemitism.
Give me a Palestinian any day over a Joo Know Hoo. Some of the nicest people I've met in Berlin are Palestinians. rumble.com/v31vjly-palestinian-children-robbed-of-their-childhood.html
As in all conflicts, the civilians are collateral victims everywhere. Let’s not pretend Palestine is not controlled by extremists and terrorists that actively instigate and attack. Israel kept winning and the Arabs loosing. About 5-6 Arab nations invaded Palestine and basically lost everything to Israel… If someone put Palestine on the spot, is simply their own brothers to begin with.
They didn't lose to Israel, they lost to the US who supplied the arms and personnel to Israel. Do not believe anything from MSM over the past 80 years. Not even one word. Especially anything you read about the Nazi Party and the German people. If you do, you're a fool because they are fooling you. 5,999,999 divided by the seconds in three years, equals 15 seconds.
That's EVERY 15 seconds, 24 hours per day, 7 days per week, 12 months per year, for 36 months.
Support for greens in the elections next week.
Why is no one speaking about the smell? In Mitte around Oranien Str the drain smell spills up onto the streets and into the bars. It smells of German sh1t. Eugh.
Second point, I’ve been back to England and no one gets ‘butthurt’ the way Germans do if you criticise their culture. English do not get defensive and look offended… yet of course the Germans are the quickest to dish it out especially when you first meet one and haven’t even got to know each other yet.
It's sort of like how little guys are sometimes really aggressive. Germany, as a culture and language, is like a militantly aggressive midget, tweeking hard on cheap amphetamine, going on about how his great-grandfather was 190 cm tall and he'll smash your head off you, du Scheisse, if you say a word about him being short.
Took the U-bahn in the middle of the day, and while I thought it will be empty (working hours) was FULL.
Full of smelly, unkept people with hair stinky pits, oily hair and dirty clothes.
Yalla teens acting like animals, loudly whistling and occupying territory like wild dogs.
Ghostheads pushing child prams while having 2-3 other offsprings with them. All acting sub-civilized and like unleashed little beasts...
It was the epitome of dirty and uncivilized.
Berlin is sometimes... very filthy and backwards... I think Germans are a bit desperate with it, therefore trying to stay relevant and finding excuses why they are the best or doing it better.
It's a societal fail... yet, sit and wait until a German might admit their mistakes. Jokes on you.