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Abbot and Costello Covid Vaccine Routine
Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
Bud: ‘Ok.’
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
Bud: ‘I know.’
Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
Bud: ‘Third base.’”
That dialogue was funny despite the seriousness of it all. We wouldn’t have this problem if the greedy politicians would have closed the borders at the start. And I mean every country. But no, at first the thought of closing borders was a crazy idea. They let it spread like wildfire then decided to closed the borders when it was too late. Those evil cunts put their economies above peoples lives. And now they let the delta virus spread. Naturally, the majority of people are selfish and greedy. It’s up to YOU as a politician to lead and guide the citizens. But the elected leaders have done the opposite. They have made one stupid decision after another. Shorting down all country borders would have had some effect in the beginning but now maybe it’s too late. I would say the world is in trouble big trouble. We have anti-mask demonstrations and we have stupid politicians who are only thinking about money. Humans are selfish and maybe this is the beginning of the end. I believe the delta variant is only the start. If people don’t wake up you will see worse variants in the future. Remember, this virus is not natural because it has been tampered with in a Chinese lab. And that’s another topic because we the CCP has LIED to us all.
So many really stupid laws here that surely exist for no other reason than to acclimate people to being controlled. I can't buy 600mg tablets of ibuprofen but I can buy an unlimited supply of 400mg tablets? And I can't even buy a bottle of isopropanol without telling the dumb saleswomen what I am going to use it for? What a joke of a country.
I want to share my experience with a Kr@ut a few months ago, I was walking in a park on sunday. There were many people outside , a jogger runs towards me without change one cm of his position , he almost bump into me and touched my shoulder light. I made a weird cough noise, he then turns around to me and start Insulting me, I was very angry then and yelled at him “Komm her du Hurensohn !" he immediately run away without saying nothing. Fuckking Coward Kr@ut. This is a typically kr@ut behavior, they don’t realize that their actions have consequences.
Lmao everyone here is a freaking office worker or barista, of course they won't actually do anything other than passive aggressively complain about you. The only fight I have ever seen here was between to drunk homeless dudes and even that was a freaking joke.
Had the same situation with a german on a bike a few weeks ago. The female dog came straight towards me although there was plenty of space for her to ride the bike without bothering anyone. She didn’t speed down and only avoided me in the last second before crashing into me shouting arschl*ch.
Omg totally relate. It happens allll the time with aggressive bikers or joggers. They expect YOU only to step aside. Very sad thing: Most people here will! Just observe it!!! How can one be so coward? It's funny how people here are either super passive aggressive or super coward and lame.
What is up with the way basically all men who grew up in the GDR act? Especially the ~40+ year olds? Feels like they are missing part of their brain or something. I mean there is a level of retardation among Germans, but ex GDR dudes are a whole different level.
I have met several now who, as far as I can tell, are 40 year old virgins. No ambition in life, addicted to alcohol or drugs or porn, openly racist. Is this just what communism does to people? Less than 10 years old when the wall fell and still infected by that cancerous ideology?
CV-19 is just a flu, the real virus is the 'vaccine'. CV-19 is just a way to get people to take the real virus, a.k.a Delta. It's a cocktail of untested drugs.
I am genuinely scared about the upcoming referendum. Allowing the German government to confiscate private property is exactly the kind of slippery slope that is gonna lead to another tyrannical regime.
Many Krautts are actually Germanized Poles or Russians some of them have also German Surnames, Slavs are as racist as Germans and I find it funny that Germany is on its way to become a Muslim/Black majority Country :) So maybe these slavic krautts go back to their poop countrys
Yeah, that’s why most Slavic lands have far right governments. Racist to the bone. Living behind the iron curtain thinking that the west is best only to find you’re poorer now, does that to you. They blame immigrants for their bad financial state. Typical far right ignorants
I’m not from the “third world”, you idiot. I’m from Eastern Europe as well but I’m not as ignorant as most of the people there to blame immigrants for problems they never caused. Eastern Europe will continue to be crap because of uneducated ignorant right wing scum like yourself. I’m glad I left.
Who the hell moves to Eastern Europe? Seriously, why would any immigrant move to those countries or even visit. Please, those backwards inbreds should be so lucky to have anyone moving there. Give me a break! fornicate racist Eastern Europe. Actually, Germany is Eastern Europe and we see the problems we all are having by living here.
I got serious dilemma. I can apply to get German citizenship in one year. (Just to be able to live and work freely in EU) If I would do this, the downside would be to keep living here for at least two more years. Plus, I really don’t incline to get their citizenship. It would feel like disgrace to myself. This would require me to keep living my current life. (keep working for the same employer)
The second option is trying to move to UK at the beginning of the next year. It’s not certain that I can get granted the visa to move to UK (Skilled worker visa) Apart from this, I need to share my intention with my current employer as I need them to provide me references to be able to apply for UK visa. You know the grumpy Germans. I am afraid that, they would fire me (by finding an excuse) after learning my UK intention. This would mean to lose the opportunity to apply for UK visa. I work in IT and my German skills are not so good( I have studied in Germany in English + have been working in English) If they would fire me, I less likely to get new job
I was roaming at Tinder and majority of women were identical to each other. They even use same hair styles and have same type of clothes.
This is the most boring country including Its people I have seen in my life. There’s no room for diversity and being different
Look at this german sexually popular woman spewing lies from her serpent-like mouth? DW thinks they can fool us all into thinking germans are innocent repentant babies.
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Imagine Germans feigning sanctimonious outrage over far left extremists the way they do over the toothless AfD. Only one party has a referendum on the next ballot and what's being voted on is the kind of pure, unbridled state authoritarianism that would make all the ageing Stasis in their deathbeds smile.
There's not really any reason to listen to Germans talk about their own country, much less if they are bankrolled by compulsory individual contributions that you will be imprisoned for not paying (just don't call them taxes, LOL).
Any turks or italians here?Did you guys have any bad experience in germany?
Drunk and junkies in front of my local supermarket and sleeping on the playground benches every darn day. 50ish year old guy pissing right out of the leg of his shorts right onto the pavement. Is this really the first world?
I remember about 2 years ago seeing blood all over Schoenleinstrasse and needles everywhere. Posted a pic on the Berlin reddit and people said they were probably insulin syringes from diabetics! That was the moment I realized everything you read about Berlin online is a giant freaking lie.
I got an email from google because a corona test centre complained about violating their rights. Because of the bad experience I left a negativ review on google, apparently they cannot handle it. German censorship!
There weren’t even any insults or threats in my review. Let’s see if they delete my comment.
I feel sorry for Berlin people, they've had a hundred years of terrible being tossed around like a row boat in a sea storm. WWI, Depression, Inflation caused by international bankers, risen up with Hitler who outcast the international bankers, WWII caused by international bankers advising Churchill to go to war with Hitler, who actually wanted peace with the English and to regain land awarded to Poland by international bankers after WWI where Germans there were treated like third class citizens in what was once their own land, let down by Hitler and the international bankers, forced into communism, freedom taken from them, generation brainwashed by Russians, wall comes down, they feel out of place in capitalist world. In other words, no wonder they are so screwed up. International bankers have a way of doing that to peoples.
Yes, those poor little German victims were dealt so many injustices that they embarked on a mass annihilation spree, resulting in the deaths of millions of defenseless people (read: concentration camps, "medical" experiments, and scorched earth tactics, among others). Yes, how we should pity them.
OMG, people still believe everything mainstream media tell them about Hitler, WWII and the HollowCost, no wonder so many people are believing everything they're told about Covid-19 and loning up for the 'vaccine'. Goebbels was right, tell a lie, loud and long, and people will believe and the bigger the lie the more they will believe it. Have any of you people here done research on the people who own/control the media.
I belive the holocaust is partially a lie but i still dislike germans,i also dislike jews,both deserve each other.Maybe the germans killed the jews because they couldnt accept someone being more greedy than them.Germans are not innocent angels,their brutality was well evident.If external opressure from other countries stops,germans would chimp out again
Hitler isnt my leader,he was a failure.Disliking jews dosent make you a nazi,neither do i support white supremacy as a matter of fact i am non-white by hitler's standards.Jews have been disliked by people since antiquity,the ancient egypitans,romans,assyrians,countless people.
I believe the holocaust is a partial lie in the sense that six million didnt die probably less,yet i dont feel happy with the sufferings of holocaust victims,also not only jews,but gypsies,poles,ukranians and russians have been victims of german terror.
The nazis used to capture russian women and made them whores for the whermact boys,also i dislike the eugenicist darwinian policies of nazis and the human experiments.
Also,i belive the rape of berlin by soviets was well deserved.
This site is hilarious. Never lived in Germany, much less Berlin, so don't have an opinion. Question is, would you say that only Berliners are *like that* or does it extend to:
A) The rest of northern Germany?
B) Southern German (south of the River Main)?
C) Other German states, such as Austria?
I mean, after all, Berliners are known even in the rest of Germany to be rather peculiar people. No such concentration of leftards anywhere else, for instance.