There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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Germany has been trying for 5 years to introduce a hygiene traffic light system for restaurants and other gastronomic businesses. Something developed countries have been doing for half a century. And of course restauranteurs and bakers are against it. This is the kind of thing that illustrates how few consumer safe-guards & rights there are in Germany.

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Well, look at all the dog poo on the streets and you'll see why the restaurants think having literal sh*t in their food is okay.

Fun fact: Berlin has a far higher rate of Giardiasis than other cities because the morons here don't realize (or have never been taught by an equally slack public health authority) that leaving dog poop on the streets translates into having dog poop in the water... especially when the city has a high water table and relies upon natural aquifers to do all the filtration work, thus leaving the parasites intact. Don't drink the tap water here, is my advice. Sources who claim that it's high quality are deliberately overlooking the high rates of parasites, because they're not classed as a serious health problem but, believe you me, if you drink it regularly you'll notice you need Loperamide on hand at all times.

Gross or what?

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What do you expect from a group of people who think raw ground pork on a kaiser roll is haute cuisine.

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The scum posting on this site is even worse than the scum they complain about.

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I wish admin would block this website for everyone who has German set as their OS language.

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So much freeze peach

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Lol, lefty-tolerant-hipster-muslim-yoga-vegan-party cuck Otto, please control your butthurt.

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Why Germans are so paranoid about data privacy stuff? They don't trust public wifis, they think USA tries to steal their data!!, they don't put their names on Facebook, instead write bullcrp abbreviations....what is this? I mean who would be interested in private life of any German, there's nothing it, boring krauts.

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I have always wondered the same. I once lived with a german who refused to use hotmail, Facebook, instagram and the like because of "muh privacy". He also got paranoid each time the internet speed would go down, believing someone was trying to hack him. The funny thing was, this guy had the most boring life you can imagine. Would only leave the flat twice a week for work. In 5 years never had any visitors.

You can't win a world war if you're afraid of everything.

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Haha what a dumbass....

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Data privacy laws here are a joke. If you've ever tried to get any company to either delete your data or to tell you where they obtained your data you will know. Or enjoy going to the doctor's office and having them announce as loudly as possible with paper-thin walls exactly what ailments you have. Actually I once got an examination in a doctor's office in Berlin in a tiny room that I imagine had previously been a closet of sorts that DID NOT HAVE A DOOR. And what about the fact that the police here can force German companies to provide them with all of the data they have on anyone without having to actually provide a reason, obtain a subpoena or even talk to a judge. And then there's the Impressumpflicht, compounded by the ridiculous amount of things you simply cannot say in public or online. If you use twitter you will be accustomed to seeing tweets and entire accounts that have been withheld in Germany. And then there's that whole pseudo-private institute that collects the Rundfunkbeitrag that somehow magically is allowed access to all of the registrations from the Bürgerämter. Plus, being required to disclose to the GERMAN government what your RELIGIOUS affiliations are is so ironically Orwellian that it's lost on this country.

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That's their collective pathological narcissism. They are oh so important, everyone wants to spy on them

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your potential employer can see your profiles (yes!), and they won't like it because their potential customers can see them as well (yes!). I once got this explained to me. And my reply was: why do I have to work to a person who is curious about my personal profiles?.. Well, apparently, in Germany it is a big issue. It is nearly impossible to fit here with a non-standard biography. Exposing personality is like exposing genital here, people will smile, some will comment how courageous you are, but won't take you for a job after this. Unless... they will see some group of people emerging in America or Britain, then here will be a Muster.

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Exposing your genitals here seems to be about as normal as breathing air or being drunk before noon.

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It's true, Germans are paranoid about privacy because they totally disrespect it in one another. I still cringe every time I'm in a public office of some sort and the jerk behind the desk SHOUTS all my personal information and account details loud enough for people in the next city to hear. Instead of just telling one another to keep it down, or stop reading over their shoulder on the train, they make up crazy strict privacy laws. It's a coward's way out, that's what it is.

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What's up, German hating f*cktards? Why don't you just leave this country if you hate its people so much? Oh, I guess it's because it's too comfortable living from German alimony. Or is it because the drugs are just too easy to get? Or the alcohol is too tasty? Pretty sure the German hating keyboard heroes here are just the kind of lowlives that make Berlin the miserable place that it is. Go choke on each others d*ck, losers!

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Learn the definition of alimony.

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Berlin is a big mess. This is Berlin haters. So can we avoid the Germany suckz. I guess that these German hating f*cktrads haven't seen much of Germany.

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Hello german hello!

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Lol Germans and Germany sucks.This is a Fact.Germany is not important anymore.

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Why do the Hanses and Stefans who get lost here always upvote their own comments? Seriously, are you trying to create the illusion that there is a shadow community of Germophiles lurking here that jumps at every opportunity to upvote something critical of those who are critical of Germany? Who are you trying to fool?

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hilarious on Lufthansa's website they hype Berlin as a 'progressive, multicultural" metropolis

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Every time you turn around there is another scandal in Germany's biggest, most-loved industry. Despite being propped up with subsidies for producers AND consumers, the car industry here is still plagued with corruption at all levels.

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Kraut-people, Kraut-people..looks like kraut, tastes like people

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Anyone have experiences how to get a cat when landlord is mean about it? The contract says it needs agreement and they refused saying they piss everywhere (the irony) and other poop reasons. Pretty much have no solid reason so it's not legal but what can you do about it? How is it in other countries? I'm so pissed, it is free right to have a cat where you live.

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How could your landlord ever find out?

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Your landlord has to give a"good reason" why no cat, there is a court decision, (Az.: VIII ZR 168/12). that you can point out.

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I see, thank you. And unfortunately he would find out when it's on the window sill and he would dig in the trash for sure. Btw you know what's crazy in this place. I work together with a guy whose name means evil in German and he lives in a street that has big hell in it. Then there is people paying 6.66 in front of me but I also saw a lot of 777. Very bizarre things :) But surely not to be focussed on, I mean I've got no idea.

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  Anonymous wrote:

that's hilarious :-) i think it might be a sign...!

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Disturbing trend amongst French and German people who speak english:
Please stop using the word "Mate". It is so horrible, jarring and english.
You only use this word if someone IS NOT your friend, in fact you don't like them.
If someone is a friend, you either call them "Chief" or "Boss", or "Shithead or "Fool", which means you consider them on the same level as you.
Everytime "Frenchy" or fritz calls me "Mate" I want to punch them!

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Alright Mate!

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Chill out mate. You penis jockey.

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All Germans are bad at their jobs.

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The jealousy is strong in this one

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Maybe I'm bad, but with the sixdigit income I don't care about it.

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(the decimal places don't count fritzchen)

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Nice try, but with this earnings I'm able to escape this city via its crappy airports at least 6 times a year to the US and Japan.

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No one believes you.

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I loathe the Berlin Kindergarten that taught my children ze German way to wipe their bums, the loo paper must be folded once and folded again, and they shamed kids who didn´t neatly fold the paper by saying that only monkeys would wipe their bottoms in that way.
In addition, on orientation day, the Kindergarten proudly showed us a washing line full of drawings hung up neatly with little pegs. The black and white printout was of a pig on a field, and to my utter dismay every one of those paintings as far as the eye could see was identical: the sky blue, the grass green and the pig pink. We´re talking about 3 and 4 year olds, who in any other country would have been free to colour the grass purple and the sky yellow. I should have recognized these signs of social doctrination earlier. No child can ever be free in Deutschland, and that´s why we are SO gone. The scars are still there - they still obediently fold the loo-paper.
So add `Loo-paper origami´to your childrens skills before coming here.

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So they monitor the children while taking dumps? Sounds... very German.

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Judged by the way you wipe - doesn´t that just take the biscuit!

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Teach your children another way to wipe. Not that they end up smelling like Germans.

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Anyone remember the public discussion two years ago about how granting tax deductions/government subsidies for NOT enrolling children in Kindergarten was sexist, regressive, abhorrent? Remember the statistics they pulled out, showing it would only be used by the rich and foreigners? This right here is the perfect illustration of why: no intelligent, critical thinker would allow their child to be indoctrinated by such authoritarian coercion. For the mandatory training necessary to watch children all day it is astonishing how poorly equipped, incompetent German caretakers are.

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I won't do my child raising here.

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While on the topic of toilet paper. I grew up in the UK and our toilet paper is vastly superior/softer than the sandpaper offered here. I have NEVER found decent paper. I especially hate the ones at the airport or other public buildings - that sad factory green/grey that makes you slice your bum. Like the food here, everything is cheap and bad quality. Harsh paper for harsh people.

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Hey, Germans, watch this, before it's too late and that red hot poke is shoved all the way up your ass, www.youtube.com/watch

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How many times are you going to post that?

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How to make 'Berliner Currywurst' on U-Bahn.
www.youtube.com/watch

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Pretty realistic. Notice how everyone just stands around, too petrified to actually tell the guy to GTFO. Reminds me of the nazi guy a couple of years ago who got arrested for peeing on a teenager in the train in broad daylight. People just stood around and did nothing. Beta nation of utter cucks.

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Came here expecting to see a n1gg3r. Leaving satisfied. freaking apes.

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Eh, has nothing to do with the color of his skin, likely drunk, high, or mentally ill. Plenty of lighter skin people, including Germans, do the same thing all over the city. Also, now I have to clear my Youtube cookies and cache since this was hosted on a Russian far right propaganda Youtube channel.

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"Came here expecting to see a n1gg3r. Leaving satisfied. freaking apes."

He ain't half as bad as your pinup boy Trump, redneck f.a.g.g..o.t

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Came here expecting to see a n1gg3r. Leaving satisfied. freaking apes.

What, the same one who sticks his 14 inch male genitalia up your mothers wrinkled old anus? she loves that though right?

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Two butthurting monkeys above are funny

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the people are worse than the weather. They are all ( germans, migrants, expats, tourists) insufferable. I am going to leave my partner in 6 months just to finally leave this idiot after 4 years of misery and trauma. I should have listened to my parents who warned me about Germany. Never again will I let "love" blind me.

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*just to leave this city

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Good idea, leave her, German women are the most stupid/selfish I've eve met

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I can't stand thinking in such terms expats, tourists, leftists, feminists and so on. It makes things pretty dull.

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Cool guy above me goes through his entire life without mentally grouping anyone into categories. No labels for him! Everyone is an individual to him. He has the mental capacity of an entire village of East Asians. He is such a smart guy. Wow.

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exactly. we all use stereotypes. Our brain is wired to use stereotypes for survival and efficiency.
Besides ,OP was not bashing anyone based on their political leaning, race, or sexual orientation.

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It's nothing to feel cool about, that would be pretty dull.

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You missed the point of what I saying. I didn't relate it critically to OP also, quite the opposite!

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I understand, why every second person here is on drugs or alcohol. Why? Because there's just one word to describe every single aspect of this city: UGLY.

1. Ugly architecture. Is this a capital of ZE GREAT DOUCHELAND? No, Berlin looks like a small depressive town somewhere in Russia or Poland. Yes, there are some beautiful pieces of architecture like the Berlin Cathedral, but the number of those exceptions is so low. And yeah, crooked butt graffiti and street "art" everywhere, mixed with panel houses...Ugh. Disgusting.
2. Ugly people. No wonder, why the birth-rate in Germany is so low. Who would fornicate ugly, unkempt german "girls" with green hair, dressed in them ankle pants and dirty butt converse? Right, only the person under coke or molly. Plus, fckn refugees, Neukolln "machos", leftie faggots and so on.
3. Ugly behaviour. No comments here. We all know the definition of "Berliner Schnauze". We all know that yelling and vomiting on the subway stations is OK for berliners. We all know this facial expression when it goes about Berlin. "OoOoOoOH, das ist so geeeeeeeil" - say ugly girls from pt. 2 with a roll-eye, - "This is the best city on Earth, which never sleeps, we have the best parties, the best doner, the best keta, the best...did I say doner or keta? Ah, also parties!".

This place is really doomed.

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Can't wait to see Germany turn into an islamic republic. That will show the krauts.

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Muslims and islam SUCK

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Not far away according to this woman www.youtube.com/watch

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Jews and israelis sucks too.

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May Jewish fcuk your mother

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what did the jews do besides getting killed by the germans?

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makes lots of money and female dog for centuries....Berlin as capital of Allah-land...the Deutsche cucks will yell Antifa!! while their heads are chopped off

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May a muslim fornicate your mother freaking shlomo ...

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To the comment above: muslims are impotent subhumans. They can only fornicate sheeps and donkeys.

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Oy vey Muslims reproduce more than Europeans, how can they be impotent idiot ? :)

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  Anonymous wrote:

Sorry, here's the same as last post without typos, for all the pedants:

I wonder if this has anything to do with Angela Merkel letting in so many "refugees" www.youtube.com/watch

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