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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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m.bild.de/politik/inland/gruene-jugend-will-doener-preisbremse-6630cb96ea3d1b6187eb9986

Gayshit Germfag fakecuck bitchboys.

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Doner prices must be the reason people are unhappy with the government and won't or can't fuckkk each other to have German babies. Germany is such a conundrum: On the one hand, it is clearly one of the most retarded nations on earth, but at the same time its voluntary surrender to darwinism/national suicide actually contains a lot of wisdom. I guess sometimes the retard is actually the wisest one who sees the most clearly, and Germany is like if you turned Rainmaker, Of Mice and Men, Forrest Gump into a nation.

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simple, German women are manly feminist hoes, what normal German man wants to hit that and make a baby? Plus most German men are cucks and beta female dogs most German women refuse t mate with them

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German women are just men, right?
www.berliner-zeitung.de/panorama/berghain-besucher-beschweren-sich-ueber-aggressive-frauen-li.2201538

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If you want to find a decent woman you'll have to import her! Woman here don't just lack femininity visually ,they also act like angry men which makes them even more off putting!. Even the ecstatically more pleasant ones (which are rare like pandas)have mostly man hands and man feet! Don\t get me started on clothes.....

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I started to consume German media more. (ZDF to be specific) It feels like TV shows don't have any purpose here. Like, they show 3 people searching for flat in 3 different big cities and at the end of the show, nothing happens. You watch the TV show for 45 mins and the whole thing is like "Yeah, these 3 people are looking for flats and can't find It" Okay but why Is this a TV show? What is the purpose? Are Germans unaware that, finding flat in big cities is very difficult and they need validation from German media to accept this fact? The another one was about bunch of people who live in WG and they share their possesions (coffee cup, towels, plates, some food etc) with each other. Okay nice but so what? Why is this a TV show again? If you share the flat, this is very common practise all around the world. Do Germans think, does this only happen in Germany? Do they need validation from German media to acknowledge this fact again?

I do never understand these people seriously.

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ZDF is government propaganda so my guess would be predictive programming. Prepare to not be able to find a private flat so you might as well get used to living in a pathetic adults WG where you have no personal possessions. Be a good little communist.

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No need for additional conflict when the dystopian future they're showing you is already so bleak. It would be like giving a chimpanzee an AK-47.

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Tuberculosis increasing in Berlin due 100% to you know who. Welcome to the third world.

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Boys, prostitution may be made illegal again soon in Germany. Legalizing it was probably one of the dumbest things Germany has done in the last 25 years, right up there with forcing shutdown of nuclear energy and allowing in millions of refugees. We may finally see a drastic decrease in forced prostitution and human trafficking in Germany. This is big news because the legalization did absolutely zero to improve the lives of these dregs of society. The CDU is pushing this and of course the Linke and Greens and SPD are fighting it because they profit from this smut industry.

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Recall the fake scandal a few years back where Artemis, largest human trafficking sex club in Germany, worked in tandem with German lefties to get a huge payment for some fake damage to reputation. Like bro you're a fcking brothel, doesn't get any lower than that. Pathetic cuckass German bullshit. OnLY a Stefan would admit to paying for sex.

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Went to a gangbang party here once 10+ years ago. Honestly, it was kind of fun. Had sex with probably six women while a bunch of Turks and Stefans stood around jerking and waiting their turn. An old swinger lady rimmed me and I participated in a DP with a charming blonde German lady who claimed she worked in a bank but was interested in wild experiences. Once was enough, but honestly it was fun.

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I'm sure a "Stefan" once offered your girl some money for banging and she accepted.

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I looked it up and the guy's name was Mustafa and turns out he later went to prison for trafficking. So yes.

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Is techno a psyop fellow haters and does it actually make you retarded? Is techno the OG Havana Syndrome?

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I've been seeing more white muslim women in Germany lately. I'm not surprised, I'm met several German women who tell me they love arabs. German women love to be dominated so they're attracted to all these Turkish, Afghan, Syrian, Iraqi, and Palestinian men who come from war torn societies where their culture teaches them not to respect women.

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I've seen a lot of them too lately, cannot stop laughing out loud in public, pasty a$$ khunts wearing hijab. A lot of comments here that german women are ugly and horrible partners, yes... the women in Berlin are some of the ugliest in the world but germany in general has quite a lot of decent looking girls, at least they have pretty nice breasts and butts, not like the flat-arsed polish or other eastern europeans who many simps worship... not looking to get into a long term relationship with a german woman but regardless of the reputation that they are cold in bed... I've had some really amazing BJ's from german girls... so submissivness is a good trait if you want to have fun for one night

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these stupid women claim to be feminists just want to be dominated, Weak wimpy German men dont get it
that is why German women support refugee men, so they can be dominated, they really are stupid female dogs

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also those white Muslim women could be chechens or bosnians, again if Arabas are so macho why they let Israelies slaughter them and cant defend their hijabi women? total cowards os what they are, USA drone force uses kebab for target practice

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arab dudes are the biggest betas anywhere they go to, cannot fight at all mano a mano, that's why they love to rape and suicide bomb

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A Lot of East European Women have also married Muslim Men, so possibly some of you have seen are Polish, Russian etc..

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All women want to be dominated, retard.

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It's true, women do want to be dominated. The bell curve midwit meme is true for this. A midwit will invent a billion reasons why women don't want to be dominated, but fact is they do. In fact, they actually need it. It's why men set family culture and why single mothers are a complete waste no matter how hard they try. Left to their own devices, women devolve into disgusting sluts. Sounds misogynistic but it's true and it isn't my fault.

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Also what is with the massive amount of white women I see with mixed or black kids? Didn't notice it alt all until 2 or 3 years ago, but it's always some ugly fat lesbokraut with a mixed kid or one of those weird meth mouth bitches. Almost always that ugly German blonde color of unkempt hair that makes you want to wash your hands repeatedly.

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african hit up german nasty chicks to pump out a nigah baybay because they then can get German citizenship abnd welfare for life

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Women do not want to be dominated. Women want added value.
Women took off waaaay faster than men were ready for.
Women no longer see the purpose of a man that brings zero to the table.
Women work, provide, pay off their rents, bills and meals. Men are no longer relevant, except the way they treat a woman, and most fail even at this. Don’t kid yourself that a woman will generally respect you if you cannot even pay off for the coffee at your date ( simply as curtesy, transactional value) or ability to take the lead, plan, be a gentleman and show basic manners.
It’s not even about patriarchy, it’s about men being completely useless these days.
At least for women who actually know their worth. They won’t sacrifice their peace and their lives to cater to a idiot who can’t act right anymore.

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Problem is that you think women are rational beings and that they are attracted to people on some cognitive level. It's simply not true. And I don't mean that as an insult, it is for sure biological. Put another way: how often do you see western women with half east asian kids? Now answer the same for half black kids. Why do you think that is? Because African men are known for being high value and having good manners? Come on, man.

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African men are known for big dicks.
At least penis and a good shag if nothing else. Fair point.

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too bad African men cant feed themselves or learn to read with their big penises
they must come to Europe on boats to leech off the white man
for the ho above, YOU only attract loser guys it seems, so men are useless, hit me up whrn you get gang raped in NeuKoln

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high value men ignore you babe, that is why you are stuck with SIMP losers who cant afford their coffee

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when you are 50 you will be alone with cats shagging loser boytoys as a strong indie woman, ha!

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I get it. The dudes above are the reason women choose to stay single.
Fragile. Oh, so fragile.

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Not many white women are really choosing migrant guys with huge penises though. It happens. I've seen it numerous times. And every one of the women is a tragic, extremely damaged and emotionally unstable alcoholic who's looking for love, was probably abused as a child and has had a series of abusive relationships since, and gives into the allure of the charming act the African guys can put on for a while until they get their documents in order. These guys don't pose a threat in terms of taking all the women or whatever. Some pose a threat in terms of crime and gang raping women in parts and things like that, but the incel fears here just aren't really warranted in this case.

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Berlin presents itself as Queer, but the majority is anti homosexual (mostly German gays). Berlin presents itself as non racist, now comes the big LOL. Any diversity exists only in certain circles, out there is conservative as fuck. The whole thing is a HUGE Gaslighting Baloon!!! That it’s ready to explode!!!

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a lot of reports that many established gay bars in Schöneberg are super racist. Interesting that white german gays want a small white penis while the german women wont go anywhere near it

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To be fair, I would have considered myself an ally until I moved to this shithole. When you have gross 50 year old Hanses jerking it in the street and Stefans using public fountains as bidets you start to hate a certain demographic. I thought the "gib aids keine Chance" Billboards you used to see everywhere were weird considering straight people don't even get aids, bit then I realized everyone here is gay. Unlimited hoards of faggos sucking each other off in public.

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The gays and the gay scene just haven't swallowed the PC pill and honestly I think they're better off for it. I don't think they're that racist, but yeah, you can't wear your stupid Palestine scarf or whatever into cruising bar. And expecting everyone to respectfully ask permission to touch you when you're fucccking front of a basement of people, like the straight white women dabbling in the "sex positive" scene for stupid exhibitionist reasons expect, is just not how the gay scene works. And the filthy gay scene is the only part of this joke of a city that has anything still resembling a little bit of life in it.

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Can someone please explain this to me... Germany was the birthplace of modern philosophy and the centre for western philosophy for quite a while. Germany produced some of the greatest composers in the history. Germany has some of the highest amounts of inventions and patents in the world. All this requires certain amount of intelligence... But why then the general population has no individual thoughts on their own and are completely incapable of improvising in any field? Has something changed so drastically in German society or was it always like this and the notable geniuses were an exception and they were thriving as being contrarian against rest of the society?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_Jews

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You said it by yourself, they were contrary to the Rat Race. That’s the only way, to be creative and useful in your generation…

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good point about the jewish folks but still Bach, Kant, Goethe, Fassbinder and countless of others were as German as it gets

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Learned helplessness. Also there's a certain conspiracy theory among racist Germans that a certain group of people is actively working to undermine German society and it's very compelling. I mean German society is base AF as is, but it's also retarded enough to not push back against anything that could be construed as conservative so it's an easy shitpile to topple

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The Germans nowadays are not the same Germans as back then. That's why modern Germans are unable to create great music/art/literature/philosophy.

Their best stock died during WWII.

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Not really, german new wave in the 70's was the last interesting and truly influential movement in cinema, then there were Darmstadt school composers like Stockhausen, that lunatic Karajan made insane amounts of recordings with Berliner Philharmoniker, plenty of interesting writers, playwrights a lot of innovation in engineering etc. It seems Germany became very lame in the 90's, filmmakers started doing cheap imitations of Hollywood, the lousy drugs and techno clubs started to spread rapidly, German popular music had some of the worst reputation in all of Europe.

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Stockhausen is a meme musician.
Karajan was not German, and he was just a director.

Kill yourself, dumbfuck.

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He was not just a director retard, he's megalomaniac personality made Berliner record insane amounts with Deutsche Grammophon and meme is exactly the kind of word someone like you would use.

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Really funny to read the right-wing press in Germany. They'll post an article about how a bunch of random German club kids in The Middle of Nowhere, Germany were served with search warrants of their apartments for singing "Ausländer raus" to an Italian dance song and then the next minute will cry because some Turkish clerk in Germany doesn't have to go to prison for calling Germans a "Köterrasse". No one in this country is capable of recognizing the adult thing to do would be to not police speech at all unless it contains threats. Absolutely pathetic that my ancestors paid for the Marshall plan to rebuild this shithole. It's full of incorrigible retards who can't see past first order problems. I really wish Germany had never been allowed to reindustrialize. German culture is completely schizophrenic.

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why turks live in germany to begin with? Because their cuntry is muslim idiot yes?

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Yes and blasphemy laws and throwing people in prison for insulting the president seems more like something you'd see in an authoritarian theocracy idek in a "liberal democracy". Between all the kiddie diddlers, acid attacks and honor killings I am not even sure there's a cultural difference between Germans and Muslims. At least Muslims don't universally mandate all stores close on Sunday.

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And at least Muslims men wouldn't accept it if their women went for a weekly schwitz with a bunch of horny Germcels.

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No, they'd smash her fucccking face in and then lovingly penetrate their brother Mohamed with his cute teenaged mustache, then have a heart to heart to Allah and decide the solution, both to her being a whorrre and to having bruises all over her face from his tiny little fists, is to slap a burka on that shittt.

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German need to start slapping German hoes

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The average German woman is going to win in a fight with the average German man.

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true Helga can kick some ass, Jurgen is a total SIMP female reproductive organ cuck

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The German language is garbage, truly primitive, backwards, provincial babble that's good for nothing more than intimidating foreigners. It's not precise by any stretch of the imagination. And most annoying of all, midwit Germans think that speaking in unnecessarily complex ways makes them seem smart. "Wenn man bei der Berechnung der Grundlage die Praxis in Betracht zieht, dann wird man gezwungenermaßen dazu angehalten sein, die Lösung der vorangegangenen Aufgabe als ..." blah blah blah. In English if you merely say "utilise" instead of "use" you'll be called a faggot. In German you get a book deal and an entire career if you just turn every verb in a sentence into a noun (Max Goldt). The German language sucks.

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case system and declension suck, just make grammar mistakes on purpose to piss them off

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I wonder what it would be like to study a German university course taught in German?

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Judging from German competence I am guessing about the same academic rigor as filling out your Meyers Briggs profile.

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  Anonymous wrote:

So… there was a demo to turn Germany into an Islamic Caliphate and for all to live under Sharia Law.
In Hamburg. <3
For whatever reason, news travel slow on this one.
At this point, I just find it funny. These backwards degenerates are getting confident and taking the streets knowing not much will happen to them. Germans are inept. The common Stefan and Marlene will march with them anyway soon.
Loved how the women marched segregated 10m behind the men covered in full burkas.

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German women want to be dominated not catered to by German beta Simps, that is wny they import Islam migrants into Germany, funny part is adultery is a serious crime in islam so German hoes are in for a good old fashioned slap and beating by their Muslim masters

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The Germans don't have a fucccking chance either. They let in millions of these barbarians, some of the worst and stupidest humans on the planet, and they breed like cockroaches, popping out more and more Muslim incest babies that get hooked up to the welfare state while they spread out like mold and overtake the entire country and continent. Give it 10 years and there will be a sizable Islamicist minority in government. Give it 20, and it'll be more. Give it 30, and while they might not get from the river to the sea, they'll get from the Atlantic to the Mediterranean.

Merkel destroyed Europe.

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well Poland and Hungary wont surrender, Muslims are treated with openly hostility in Poland as are migrants of any kind

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LOL Fuckk Polish Cunts. Their Women are Whores who fuckk with Blacks and Muslims alot.

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no free stuff in Poland for Pakis and African Americans so f off beotch
maybe 'liberated' Polish sluts in London fornicate third world sub humans but go Poland and harass Polish women like they do in gaymany Polak man will f you up nigah!

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afro nigah Simon Mol murdered 6 Polish woman with african american AIDS virus so any Polish woman freaking a african american deserves to die of AIDS like so many African Americans do,

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I know a German who converted to Islam for ‘love’. Unfortunately, it turned WAY worse than I told them it will. At first, I was the crazy, closed minded, even the racist one… Then, threats started in the name of Sharia and Allahu Akbar on their ass. Even more violently. They’re not just a western Kafir now, they’re worse. A western Kafir that betrayed Islam.
I wish no harm on anyone. Unfortunately, refusing to acknowledge the fundamental incompatibility between Western and Islamic mindset will only lead to many more cluster fires and misery. For everyone.
Germans will deny they are wrong even if they have to suffer their whole life for it.

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I have never met a German capable of religious integrity. Germans think Christianity is heritable or ethnic, like the Jews. I don't believe that you know a German that converted to Islam. Maybe some edgelord Stefan who want a rise from his parents. But certainly he didn't really convert with the necessary religious curiosity necessary for it to mean anything.

Also: half a million afghans in Germany, probably 75% of which are military age men. Average IQ in Afghanistan is 82 (check for yourself). After the war in Afghanistan, American troops that trained the most elite Afghan forces all reported that they were all addicted to opium and that male-on-male rape was ubiquitous. What the hell is Germany going to do with people like that?

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‘Religion integrity’ made me chuckle.
Religious people have an IQ of around 80 anyway. That’s why they’re religious. They cannot do any better when it comes to critical thinking.

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But it is pretty much ethnic and nothing more.
We are culturally Christian in Europe, but not so much religious. Europe is secular. All we have from it is our holidays, cultural heritage and art and society. If people don’t like that, there’s lots of other places on the planet that cater to their culture.

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Why do Germans (and tbf pretty much all people who have lived in Berlin for more than a year) try to not act disgusted or surprised or anything really when confronted with truly disturbing shit? You can be like "yeah I saw Stefan take a massive dumb in the S-Bahn while Shooting heroin into his balls and drinking his own semen" and they'll say "oh wow dude you never saw a dud take a dump in a train before? You some kinda pride? He probably just really had Notdurft."

Why are they like this?

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They want to die out as a people and hand the torch over to the Arabs as quickly as possibly. Probably the Koran has something about this, like how Marx said capitalism will collapse in on itself from its own excesses and contradictions, only with non-Islamic cultures. Something about them falling apart and then it all leads to Stefans taking fentanyl enemas on the ubahn while his limbs rot off as a methhead named Jurgen is fucccking his gangrenous wounds.

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  Anonymous wrote:

qwell with few Germans left who will pay the taxes for the apes?

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No one. The country and continent will become just another shitthole, like every single other country in the world with a sizable Muslim population.

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The only mainstream alternative is 15 minute cities and prohibitively expensive power/travel. It's why Europe is over.

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What's going on with the night trains? They're running again and every newspaper is acting like Germany has reinvented the wheel. It's super cringe and just another reminder of how German journalists will say anything they're told to. They did the same thing 8 years ago when, GASP, inner German busses started running again. Wow, we've reached the level of Europe about 80 years ago and all it took was heavy taxation of inner European flights. Like everything in German, fake and gay.

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Why do German women have such bad hygiene? Infrequent showers, fake deodorant that doesn't work constantly blowing their noses, don't shave, scratching their crotches, peeing in public. I get that men are basically caveman apes, but the women too? Honestly wouldn't surprise me to see a German woman who is a serial flasher or a rapist.

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well the women are in general not very feminine try to act like men so they stink like plumbers must be some stupid feminist antifa reaon

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It's a good strategy for leftist women to defend themselves from being violently raped by roving hordes of Allah-cels. If nothing else, Arabs do care about basic hygiene, and so being filthy, unbathed, covered in tattoos is not a bad strategy for keeping them away.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Why invent toilets you can't stand and piss into without the backsplash covering everything in urine (unless you're a faggot)?

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And why do Germans get so mad when you point this out? Sitting to pee is the literal definition of faggotry. Cannot imagine being a man who wants to sit and pee.

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"And why do Germans get so mad when you point this out?"

Because the only real men living in Germany are the non-white ones.

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If you just aim at the water and aren't a three year old boy even the toilets here don't really backsplash that much. Seems easy and obvious, but like so many simply things the Germans evidently struggle with it. Perhaps they just have really power streams, but I doubt it. I bet they just can't aim, which is sort of a metaphor for the entire country: it aims wrong and messes everything up despite trying its best.

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yes non shite are real men, throw away their passport and beg free stuff from the white man

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Many Dutch men do the peeing sitting down as well, I asked one of them about it and he told me that as a child, his mother said it was too much to clean if he did it standing up. It's very emasculating imho.

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peeing sitting down and riding bikes everywhere, signs of a beta cuck Dutch and Germans, then super cucks Swedes

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How do you pee into the water reservoir in a poop shelf toilet? Do you stand directly above the toilet and pee straight down? Given the height of the toilet rim, it seems impossible to me to do it any other way. And to do that I would have to take off my pants and boxers, so might as well just sit down and be a woman. Pretty sure peeing sitting down kills off 50% of your testosterone count.

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Just aim your stream for the water reservoir, man. It's not that hard. If your stream isn't powerful enough or sprays off to the sides or whatever, do some kegels on a regular basis and you'll be good to go in no time and won't need to debase yourself like a German cuck sitting down to do something men were designed to do standing up.

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But yes, I guess you do need to stand closer in and above it a bit more. That's true and a little awkward.

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I always thought German men sat down to pee because they were faggots, until I had a German over at my house and I forced him to pee naturally because in my house men don't pee sitting down. Well, he peed all over the toilet seat. Now I'm convinced German men have vaginas. He's German brain didn't even think "I should clean this".

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  Anonymous wrote:

Oh bro same thing happened to me. Some dumb german I am semi forced to have around occasionally came over. Literally pissed all over the floor and didn't clean it at all. Somabitch is seriously a fuckig retard.

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