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I’m thinking of moving back to Berlin. Change my mind
The world is a big place, why come to a place hat offers you no possibilities for a bright future. In 2-3 years you'll kick yourself for waisting those precious years. Berlin might be a bit cheaper than other cities, but it will cost you much more in lost pay. Not worth it.
NO AIR CONDITIONER!
what's wrong with those people ???
Why isn't it a standard?
I am sweating or I am freezing in this shithole.
I went to a gym without ac once. When I asked why they have none she asked if I wanted people to get a cold. Stupid daughter of a german whore.
And why do they never open windows on trains either? Now you have to wear a mask but cannot breath. Instead of the mask they should open the damned windows so the used air gets sucked out. These people are so freaking stupid!
You can't go to gym in summer in germany. You can literally feel how hard your heart is pumping since its so hot there. The other day i asked the trainer why the fornicate there is no air conditioner? He said people don't like it and u he can open the windows for me. Open your windows for me. Jesus
www.bz-berlin.de/berlin/coronavirus-lockerungen-die-nacht-in-der-in-berlin-die-kontaktsperre-fiel
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HA Idiotss
I went to the park and everyone looked the exact same. We have about 5 archetypes 1) sportswear 2) hippie 3) hipster 4) all black 5) German
Before I moved here I spent a few years dating a German guy back in the U.S. One evening told me he wanted to cook some traditional German food for me and I was excited to try something new and he seemed eager to show me more of his culture. He even said he'd pay for all the ingredients. So we went to the grocery store that afternoon. First red flag was that he decided we just HAD to go to the Aldi's. There he got the cheapest ground pork they had (along with some other things) and even "bragged" to the cashier on the way out "back in Germany the prices are even cheaper". Okay whatever I thought. At least I'll get a good meal. Well we go back to my apartment and he starts cooking. I come in and help him. He says he's making Buletten mit Kartoffeln. I'm like, what's that and he says it's basically a burger with no bun and just boiled potatoes. I thought that the whole thing is a pretty sad excuse for a meal but again I thought fine whatever, it's a free meal. Well he starts mixing the meat with breadcrumbs and an egg and some salt and pepper and then he pinched off some of the raw meat and ATE IT. I was like WTF dude, WHY would you eat raw meat mixed with eggs? He then went on a long tirade about how it's not a problem, raw meat is actually better for you (but of course he couldn't help but bash American food standards) and that Americans are just too uptight about food hygiene. I got annoyed but again I let it slide. Eventually we sat at my small table and ate this... zenith of German cuisine? He asked how I liked it and I lied that it was delicious. He finished by saying, "Yeah, it's pretty good. But the potatoes in Germany taste better and it would have been better with Quark."
I wish I had dumped his cheap butt that night. Now I've wasted 4 years with this guy. He's actually getting worse each year.
Raw meat. That's why they are so freaking ugly and age so badly.
But honestly you are talking about him like you would even hate it when you smell his breath. Why do you spend time with him.
You are worth like the cheapest pork in supermarket for him? What else do you need???
They have this 'delicacy' at brunch buffets The first time I saw it, the uncooked meet and inions etc was shaped from pig mould. So macabre. One day I saw a German eat a chicken omelette, at least it answered the age old question, what comes first, the chicken or the egg, neither, they come together.
3 Euro für one Drive strasenbahn and not even a cooler inside. 3. Fuccking world country. Stupid degenerate whoresons
Jesusfuckingchrist Germans are sick fucks. Even this autistic bulllshit in A KID'S DINOSAUR MUSEUM.
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Why the hell would you describe the social distancing rules in terms of animal genitals? Degenerate German culture.
Came back from a trip to Brazil and Columbia! Sure, lots of poverty but man the atmosphere is so relaxed, people are chilled even when they are poor! Not one single aggression in 9 weeks! Back here it’s like coming back to a war zone! Once I have enough money I m gonna chill the rest of my days somewhere in South America!
They told me germans were punctual... until I messed with DB and doctors
They told me germans were hard working... until I realized they do the bare minimum and tend to be the laziest at work
They told me germans were direct... aaaaahahahahahaha no comment
They told me germans were reliable... aaaahahaha no comment part 2
They told me germans were honest... until I realized they’re just rude
They told me Berlin was a progressive city... it’s as narrow minded as it gets
They told me germans were efficient... absolutely nothing is efficient here. Paperwork for everything
They told me germans cared about the environment... my post is full of useless paper about things they could have sent me via email. Don’t get me started on registering with a bank. A whole dead tree is what you receive
Lies... they’re all lies. What the hell am I doing here. I don’t belong here
Some German and his girlfriend came over to buy something from me. He wasn’t even paying. He started tapping the thing, questioning it, pretending it was made out of plastic instead of metal so that he could get a lower price. The girl paid and they left. What was he trying to teach her? That this is how things are done in Germany? He just ended up looking like a cheap entitled doucher
Someone told me today that Berlin was the “new American dream”. They were a banker working in Berlin. Excuse me what ?
Haha just saw a big argument at the supermarket. Some turkish guy wasn't wearing a mask and the cashier yelled "Kannst du nicht lesen?!" And he got mad (understandably because who the hell escalates something so hard immediately). Like, Germans really need to learn that you can say things neutrally at first. I wish guns were legal here because all of the assholes would sort themselves out in a few months?
When I was in Spain some german guys had a conversation with spanish police officers. Germans escalated the conversation. The though spain is germany. The police officers were friendly before and tried to explain them not to drink beer and hang around shirtless in front of families and children.
As soon as it escalated the police officers beat the poop out of them. They punched them in the face and hit them even when all 3 were knocked out. Spanish poeple laughed and applauded hard.
Omg i wish I had been there to see that.
One time I saw on some trash German TV a report on German tourists in Netherlands. They showed some German guys getting arrested for peeing in public and the guys were like "Why? In Germany this is completely normal!" And the cops were like "You're not in Germany anymore kid" and it was great. But the moderator was clearly on the side of the Germans and acted like any punishment was excessive.
Ok guys I am not kidding and it's the truth!
My story of spain: I was sitting in a restaurant and a german tourist couple was sitting totaly drunk in a restaurant full of families at 7!!! Pm!!!
The waiter told them to leave the restaurant. But guess what? Not because they were drunk like shit.
They were so drunk that the woman shitted on her white pants. And everybody could see it.
And they refused to leave: we are tourists bla bla.
Germans are broken up. Absolutely broken up
The anti antifa guy has added “whores” to his list of hated. Dude. R u sure you’re not autistic ?