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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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  Anonymous wrote:

The past two days on the street I noticed a German from half a block away that I used to be friends with and who cut me off randomly. This German is just staring at me with a shocked look on their face. What’s your problem idiot? Didn’t you not want to talk to me for no reason? Enjoy another ten years in Berlin frying your brain on drugs every weekend, pretending you are smart. Imbecile

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  Anonymous wrote:

Where I am from when I don’t want to talk to someone I do not stare at them. I just avoid eye contact. Then I look at this person and they look scaredy-cat away? So stupid... just ignore me. Maybe they feel stupid because the reason they cut me off and blocked me was completely stupid. But they will not admit to being wrong, ever . I swear these people are the biggest hypocrites

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  Anonymous wrote:

And if someone wasn’t staring at me, I wouldn’t notice them? Why is your head turned from the other side of the road when I am on the balcony? You know where I live. Why are you giving me a stupid look so that I notice you so you Can look scared away? The second day, I just ignored them. Because that’s what you do when you don’t want to talk? These people are brain dead !

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  Anonymous wrote:

Also this is the stupidest part... how can you be looking at me shocked when I am on my own balcony? In fact if you are walking on the other side of the street why aren’t you facing the way you are going, why is your head turned towards me staring at me? Then the second time, second day in a row, same thing, retarted staring from half a block away!

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And haha, the stupidest part of this all? I didn’t even say anything to them? It reminds me of the nosy old neighbour. They pretend to be so tough as if nobody can see them when they are directly staring at you, then when you look they look sheepishly away. Did your parents not teach you that if you stare at someone they notice ? So then why do it if you don’t want to talk someone? Stupid

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  Anonymous wrote:

These people are brain dead

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  Anonymous wrote:

I saw some antifa today and i almost chocked on my sandwich: because i just imagine the anti antifa guy seeing one and sitting here and typing angrily ahahahahahhah

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  Anonymous wrote:

Dude it's getting old.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I am a homosexual freelance Graphic Designer from Island and it is my dream to move to Berlin and live in a nice WG in Kreuzberg and drink Sterni Beer with my homosexual Feminist friends at Landwehrkanal!

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  Anonymous wrote:

Sounds like heaven for retards

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  Anonymous wrote:

I lost count for how many start ups I have worked! All of them went bust! But apparently Berlin is still the place to be for all those successful young entrepreneurs, where people with A Master and an MBA or so called IT specialists from Pakistan work for 30000 € per year ! fornicate off

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  Anonymous wrote:

Imagine a country with 15% corporate tax and an overabundance of college-educated, debt-free kids who'll work for minimum wage and still not being able to run a profitable business. Oh wait, it's because these hypochondriacs fake sick once a week or get an excuse for 6 weeks for mild depression. This country sucks so much.

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  Anonymous wrote:

This forum is the best comedy therapy out there. Keep it coming ladies and gentlemen and mr anti antifa.

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  Anonymous wrote:

This forum is the best comedy therapy out there. Keep it coming ladies and gentlemen and mr anti antifa.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I also liked that “it’s Berlin” guys videos

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  Anonymous wrote:

Can you make a living in Berlin as a freelance Vegan nutrition coach?

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  Anonymous wrote:

Make a living? Possibly. Make a decent living? That’s not possible no matter which job you choose

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  Anonymous wrote:

Imagine realising your child is Chucky

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  Anonymous wrote:

That was meant to be a reply to the previous post.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Has anyone here had a child with a German? This probably sounds like a bull-shit question, but how do you manage to not hate the child when you notice its Germanisms? I am afraid I am going to have a nervous breakdown of my kid has even the slightest German accent.

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I had a boyfriend with a kid. As soon as I realized how German the kid was, I cut off any contact with the kid and dumped the boyfriend sometime after. Unbearable! I don’t want to raise children in this hell on earth

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Continuing my previous message, having just a German accent is nothing to worry about. Having that unbearable German mentality is something else. I wanted to throw up

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  Anonymous wrote:

You know what is horror? Working for one of those dumb butt start ups here! Every morning on my last hundred meters before entering that office building I can hear a voice saying: another pooping day in an open office full of robots! Finally I made it to my desk only to hear the German HR female dog behind me yelling something poop about Bescheinigung at me! Seriously I am surprised nobody has run an amok yet in this city

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  Anonymous wrote:

Yeah this city is just an endless stream of people bitching.

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  Anonymous wrote:

My German partner hasn't showered or bathed at all since Friday. And it's even a female. How the hell can people be so goddamned unhygienic here? I have even directly told her she needs to shower more often. But like anything you tell a German they just ignore it if you're a foreigner. 90 days until I leave this shithole.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I bet she's pox-riideen as well, you'd better get a check-up.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Well I don't have symptoms so as well all know according to German doctors that means it's completely impossible that I have anything and thus no test for me.

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  Anonymous wrote:

So gross that they don’t test. Or maybe tests are too expensive? Welcome to the third world lol

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  Anonymous wrote:

Get her in the bathroom give her a female dog slap and say: take that freaking shampoo and WASH YOURSELF DIRTYASSNAZI

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  Anonymous wrote:

And after that fornicate her :-)

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  Anonymous wrote:

Can't believe you have to tell a grown-ass adult here that they freaking stink.

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  Anonymous wrote:

"My German partner hasn't showered or bathed at all since Friday. And it's even a female. " OMG ROFL "its a female" PAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAAH

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  Anonymous wrote:

Does anybody make more than 9 € per hour and doesn’t work in IT? I mean I seriously think about becoming a freelance yoga teacher, DJ or Soja Latte Barrista! I ve Heard- they make great money here!

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  Anonymous wrote:

Yeah I make more than 9eur per hour, pretty sure every office job will get you more. But I earn less than 2500/month so i'm still poverty-stricken like most people here.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Lol this is sarcasm right

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  Anonymous wrote:

I somehow managed to survive in Berlin on 800 euros a month.

You could offer me a million euros and I would still not live there.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Ah forgot to say, because it’s such an inspirational place, full of liberal, young and dynamic people and artists..

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  Anonymous wrote:

How ironic.

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  Anonymous wrote:

They really love that puke green colour huh. Very bio of them.

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  Anonymous wrote:

The dumbfucks are so obsessed with the "natural look", i.e. greasy hair and pit pubes hanging out. No makeup. Wearing some linen bag.

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  Anonymous wrote:

If you ask expats why they moved here, here is what they say: „You can be who you wanna be, you can be free, you can dress the way you want, nobody judges you..blablabla! I can’t freaking here it anymore! As if that’s not the case in any other city

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  Anonymous wrote:

I know what they mean tho because where I come from in canada people are nosy, gossip and judgemental and passive aggressive. However it’s not just true you can be what you want to be here. Because germans are overt aggressive, and people do judge you in different ways and also harass you for being foreign (which doesn’t happen in canada). Also, you are taxed to death so can you really be who you want to be? Well you can’t be rich unless you’re German that’s for sure

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  Anonymous wrote:

And it’s not “free” anyway because of that German oppression and financial oppression. That’s not freedom. Berlin is an island and that’s the problem, I mean... maybe if people don’t care about money and just want to be free to be a hippie their whole life or wear humana and not be judged, but it’s not freedom in other ways

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  Anonymous wrote:

And for example I feel judged or scared if I wear certain outfits because of the intense harassment to recieve in Berlin for dressing up. So I’ve found myself dressing down, wearing shoes that have rubber soles, not wearing revealing clothing in public, not looking to feminine, because to do that you get anger from German women or creepy stares from German men or worse, attacked in the road by drug dealers or followed home (happened to me more than once)

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  Anonymous wrote:

Ha ha ha, very funny, this is the last place you can dress how you want, say what you want and just be who you want, if you don't fit their narrow cliquey groups, you will be an outcast. Berlin is the political-correctness capital of the world. But what else can you expect from a city of smug students who think they know everything about everything, yet they've had no real world experience.

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  Anonymous wrote:

That's rich. Be who you want... Be free... If you hail a cab and it looks too much like a certain salute then you get sued. If you call someone an asshole, sued. If you don't pay the propaganda tax, sued and then jail. If you don't want your 12 year old child to watch movies in school that contain nudity, sued and lose custody rights. If you say you're happy Bin Laden died, sued. If you burn a German or EU flag at a protest, arrested and sued. If you write satire, sued.

But if you want to inject heroin right into your male genitalia on the middle of Alexanderplatz at 1pm on a crowded Saturday, no one will even notice probably.

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