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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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Story time

Not long ago a little German company named Wirecard was founded. They did something with financial transactions. Why did they exist when there's PayPal, Adyen and the other million finance service providers? Probably solely because Germany likes to foster domestic companies with fat subsidies and big stakes by German banks (in this case Deutsche Bank Commerzbank - probably a lot more). Anyway, as you may have seen in the past few days, Wirecard managed to lose 1.9 BILLION Euros. They're simply gone. The CEO pretended that he was the victim of fraud, but then immediately stepped down.

Why should I care you may be asking yourself. After all, aren't all banks corrupt to the core? Aren't all German companies nothing but fraud machines? Siemens, Deutsche Bank come to mind. Huge, state-sponsored fraud. There's nothing else you can call it. Well get this: A few months ago a little newspaper from the UK called FINANCIAL TIMES did some investigative journalism and noticed that there was a lot of fishy BS going on with Wirecard. They wrote about it and what did Wirecard do? Did they address the problems or maybe even try to fix them? No, they (via the new German financial regulator BaFin) sued FT for reporting the truth. They used the entire weight of the German legal system to silence Financial Times. Luckily a few months later and the fraud is so huge that it couldn't be hidden any longer. The company's stock has absolutely tanked and brought down Deutsche and Commerz with it.

Three important tl;dr takeaways:
1. All German companies are corrupt as hell (LOL @ Transparency International upvoting Germany because their whole nonprofit is financed by German companies)
2. German regulators are either corrupt or incompetent as hell. The German regulators act as lapdogs for German industry and will attack anyone who isn't compliant.
3. Investigative journalism in Germany is impossible. Bad whistleblower laws, bad journalism protection laws. If you read any of the normal news outlets here you'll get a perspective that is nothing but 100% supportive of the German government and German industry. There is no dissent.

Oh, and the story about Wirecard didn't even make it above the fold on Germany's most popular news website. Really makes you think.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Maybe the most damning thing BaFin did in this entire debacle was outright banning the short selling of Wirecard stock after the whole scandal came to light.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Haha as if a German would address a problem AND try to fix it

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Germans tend to label the other person as doing the thing they are doing.
For example, Jews and “money hungry” is really “we want to send you to the gas chamber and melt down your gold teeth”
Germans are misers

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to the person above ^ germans really are the way they used to describe jews. instead of addressing the fact that they are the evil ones they blamed it on jewish folks. freaking germans

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dictatorships always need an enemy. If that enemy has everything bad you have, even better for the dictatorship

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in my german class it stank. In my other class it stank. In my other class it stank. 3 different buildings. these people weren't german, maybe it was the teacher who smelled up the entire rooms. is there a problem with air circulation in these buildings?? the rooms just stink....

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Usually rooms have no ac and a lot of times people don't open windows. It tends to smell anywhere in this city.

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Yeah, kind of like how under every bridge it smells like beer and urine. Or how it smells like rotten eggs anywhere within 100m of a drainage hole. Or how it smells of sweat behind every German every day it's above 20C here.

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Is there no ventilation anywhere ? But the above poster said outside this happens too and they’re right

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Germans are too poor/miserly to have active ventilation anywhere. They think opening a window is the answer to everything (fucking posterboy dr. drosten even said opening windows prevents covid).

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Now that I think of it there are no fans in the toilet either

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I am good with heat and summer of 2018 I nearly passed out on the ubahn three times

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God, I remember when I used to have to ride the S-Bahn to work. Standing shoulder-to-shoulder in a fully packed train in the late afternoon sun. Easily 35-40 degrees inside the train car. If you're lucky no dour old lady slammed the tiny little windows closed that offer at least a little fresh air. It's amazing more people don't pass out all the time.

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I always get the feeling these germans don’t need to breath. I guess the lack of oxygen killed their brains.

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They do sparen all the time, so they also want to save oxygen at the cost of their own well-being.

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I remember when I first arrived in Berlin and didn't have data. I was in a taxi on the way to a sublet that had been arranged for me by a friend's cousin. I was 5 minutes late. The guy yelled via sms that he was leaving, and sorry it didn't work out, he had to leave for the airport (German). I had to get the cab driver to pull over and call him to remind him (I had already told him) that I was on the way there, and all my stuff was in the car, as I was moving in that day. So he left the key with the neighbour. Then he sent me several voice memos, apologizing for being so angry and telling me that if I didn't want the flat, it would be ok, I wouldn't have to pay him. I arrived. The whole place stank like old meat, rotting milk or something, He also didn't change the sheets or do any laundry before I arrived, and there was no washing machine in the flat. I decided to take him up on his offer not to stay there, as he seemed unstable. He had also previously told me that I could party at the flat and drink all his alcohol, even though I told him I don't drink, he told me to bring friends. Anyway whatever, I ended up finding another place to live within 3 days, and I wrote him a text message thanking him for the offer but I wasn't going to stay. Then a week later he writes me a text, accusing me of smoking in the flat, breaking the door to the balcony and leaving it a mess. He tells me that if I don't pay him 500 euro (more than the rent) he would call the police and have me charged. So I just blocked him.

I thought he was just a crazy guy. Little did I know this was a typical German interaction.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I got 99 problems but Germans aint 1

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oh wait my bad they cause the 99 problems

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I regret spending time in Peter pan’s land but I’m turning 34 this fall and I’m glad I got out when I did.

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I am planning to leave when I turn to 30. I am couple years away.

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good for you, that's a good milestone. I moved when I was 31, I didn't realize what the city was like. Im the OP. Glad I only lasted two years. I cannot imagine being 40 in Berlin. Sure I like clubbing but whatever, I had a stable life and a good job and I went to Trash Land.... you live you learn I guess

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I guess no offence if you are 40 in Berlin, sorry I don't mean to hurt people on the forum.... Just like, yeah its kind of harder to leave there once you get older I guess, if youre not german….guess it depends what kind of life that you want. I don't like socialism and being a rat so whatever.

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but I think actually when I went when I was 31, It was kind of a now or never thing right, I'm glad I did it if anything it made me appreciate home and the opportunities. seriously FUCKKK that place its dumb

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I was miserable there for sure it was stupid in retrospect. I also left the clubs alone everytime because nobody approached me and I'm an attractive woman... In germany I guess the women have to do the legwork? haha for some fuckboy? uh, no thanx

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I love when my German neighbours steal my packages even tho it is clearly written for the delivery NOT to leave with neighbours in both English and German. I also love how the neighbours don’t leave a note with their number and I’m expected to track them down. I also love when they sign off a random name so I have no idea where my package is and I don’t recieve it. I also love when the package man rings random doorbells when I am home all day and decides to leave with someone else even tho I am on the first floor. I also love having my doorbell rang over and over as if it’s my job to accept packages for my neighbours. I also love when the postman yells at me because I refuse to accept other people’s packages and rings the bell after I closed it

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So many thing I ordered disappeared to some "neighbour" that never had a name. Or the parcels would be put on top of the post box, so everyone can just take them

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Is anyone on here an artist? What was your take of Berlin?
For me I found it drugged out, unprofessional, and full of kids with rich parents.

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Musician here.
Most musicians in Berlin are talentless junkies.
Good luck getting paid.
Good luck not getting criticized by Germans who know little about your art.
Good luck getting ahead.

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yeah im op and im musician, nobody wanted to pay me. and I wonder how even people survive? even before I got paid for shows, there is a saying where I come from "don't work for exposure"....seems to have missed the mark on the "artists" here?

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… and I know people who play BH who get like 200 for a 4 hour set which to me seems like that should be the basic fee...not the pinnacle. plus that's only 50 an hour....does that even cover tracks/espc vinyl/ and those dumb butt gema fees?

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the answer is 50 per hour youd be breaking even . so fuc berlin.

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"and I wonder how even people survive?"
The musicians I met in Berlin either had a wife or partner with a regular job who supported them, or were on welfare.

50 euros for an hour or two of music is standard in Berlin.

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Playing for exposure is for chumps and rich kids

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OMG, this is priceless, I love it, stupid Dem supporting fake-news CNN caught out :o))))))))))

www.breitbart.com/the-media/2020/06/19/nolte-cnn-and-twitter-panic-over-trump-retweet-of-racist-baby-parody/

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Pretty funny hearing Berliners reeeee about Trump being mad over Twitter's "fact checking" when 2 weeks ago the highest German court ruled against "fact checking" that amounts to stating a personal opinion. Correctiv, some weird German nonprofit that wanted to be Germany's fact checker, got their butts handed to them in court. Oh, and I probably don't even need to tell you this, but one of their main funders is... pretty sure I don't even need to write his name.

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Doesn’t have anything to do with Germany or Berlin. See ya.

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Oh the faggy queerboy again.

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That's Queen Faggoty Queerboy to you. down with cis!

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LOL a world without cis. Have fun with no plumbing, no electricity ans no new buildings. Also, obviously, no welfare state and no pension since negative population growth. You people that write such retarded thoughts are truly the dumbest faggots on earth.

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No sewage, no potholes filled, no heating, no streets cleaned. Imagine that, a city run by lefty morons the ilk of those who reside in filthy Berlin squats. I'd rather live with maggots.

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Well the gaymen would probably happily work in sewage. I mean, they are doing it for free anyway so why not get paid for it?

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The butches would do the construction or the trans men. Obviously !!

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You’re either a troll or gay. Or both

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Berlin is full of narcissist, antisocial personality disorder, borderlines and bipolars

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That's lefties to a t

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Don't forget the avoidant personality disorder people. Also watch the documentary Crumb to get a good look at the kind of mental illness that is prevalent in this society. Never seen a group of people with so much collective OCD.

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Germany is OCD but then unsanitary

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German women are all somehow simultaneously frigid and huge sluts.

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How is FKK celebrated and slutty/nudity clubwear yet wear potato sack clothing as fashion in public. And they tut tut at anyone wearing anything revealing or the men get literally aggressive when women do that?
This culture makes zero sense

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What I meant to say was in public the women dress like theyre 50 with such baggy clothing and get angry when you dress otherwise yet have no problem getting naked inside a club

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FKK is celebrated because Germans are too autistic to pair off like normal people would without it. They can't flirt- they can't even make eye contact.

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Germans are all about contradictions. For example: they obsess over cleanliness and order, but personal hygiene has little value to them.
They will gladly donate and sponsor the "poor children in Africa" while treating foreigners in Germany like shit.

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They’ll sport “refugees welcome” t shirts and have only German friends and treat foreigners like untermenschen. Same with racism. So many contradictions mean one thing only: these people are not ok mentally

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berlin is a contradiction in itself, did you not notice what it does to a persons brain? imagine living there for a lifetime, ahha, I cant

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ps germans are biggest hypocrites on earth.their country is literally saving its butt by mass gaslighing of the world and PR ever since ww2.

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nosy motherf*ckers

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controlling little bisshes

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fascist five year olds

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Give me your talentless, your poorly educated,
Your ambtionless masses yearning to be different

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I have a dream, I haaavvvvee a dreammmmm, to leave Berlin before I go completely insane.

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I want to punch every single one of these dumb cuñts with EU hoodies right in the throat.

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burn ya anmeldung

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Everything is unnecessarily hard in this country.

People have no empathy and can't think out of box

There is no negotiation happening. Everything is either black or white

There is no diversity and selection on anything. Buildings, social events, people, cities are all same. There is nothing interesting

I know, I will end up leaving this country in couple years but I am so upset for the years I wasted here

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I empathize with you. I think Germany is vile. I pity anyone who has to live there. My advice to anyone would be to leave, the sooner the better. No amount of material or financial gain is worth wrecking one's mental health. I find it comforting that this website exists and that I am not the only one who thinks these people are a bunch of ogres.

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fornicate them and their dumb dumb rule land

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My only regret in my life was not leaving Berlin earlier

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„ No amount of material or financial gain is worth wrecking one's mental health“
Very, very well said. Let’s gtfo

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Material and financial gain in Berlin? You must be kidding me.

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The most I made from art in Berlin was the 5k IBB freelance grant which is probably the total payment from germans over my two years of living there.

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They think being an artist on hartz-v is “making it” because you don’t have to work an actual side job to make art. So dumb. I would rather bartend in nyc and make the same amount I would at hartz-v in a few shifts. Even if rent is more expensive at least there are actual working professionals.

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