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I moved to London and I hate it here... I am considering moving back to Berlin, please talk some sense into me
Why I hate it: too big, too much commuting, over the top, passive aggresiveness
*Berliners (you mean) else there is cityhater.com/london/
If you return to idiot Berlin after succesfully leaving, you will be banned from Berlinhater.com <3
We should create an berlinhater reddit sub
It will get banned for some dumb bullshit. Iused to admin a GermanySucks subreddit whre I only posted links to mainstream news articles and summaries of f*cked up sh*t in Germany like a pic of a 12 year old being voted hottest girl in Bild. Got banned after a month.
These people create Bureaucracy even when its not needed. Or not a government process. Wtf.
Duh, of course they don't know how to use an escalator unless there is a sign that says exactly what to do. Germans need everything explained in detail, why else do you think it takes 3 years in training to be a cashier here. Hell even the glasses need a line so they know when to top pouring in the liquid.
Every freaking hour there are students on the busses. Do these people not have a fixed school schedule or what? no matter if its 10am or 11am or 2pm there are students cramming into busses. Do they study for 1 hour and go home? Where I come from there are set hours. So everyone knows when these critters cram into busses.
Schoolchildren? I think they have class like 8-12 or some dumb bullshit. Not a serious education system here if you look at the hours. For college students... we all know uni here is extremely easy and basically inpossible to fail unless you are literally retarded.
Do you find people in this city superficial?
Yeah especially the "Start up" scene. A bunch of village rich kids without any creativity from private universities in swiss acting like the biggest douchebags on earth. All they can do is just copying outlandish start up ideas. They all look the same and act. I could beat the shiiit out of them. Gosh I absolutely hate germans
Everything really is superficial here. it's all about the scruffy tuffy Berlin Image with HIV and Syphilis. So many people have Drug addictions sex addictions. People evading problems, evading responsibility. with this fantasy land of "Baerlin". The artists are trash, startups are pure trash. Cookie cutter everything. No expression of emotions by the Germans. This place is the definition of superficiality. And not facing reality.
Yes, there is literally nothing beyond thr surface. It's why Germany isn't known for any art whatsoecer except some base porn-adjacent poop like Dark or that pedo movie last year with the CGI kiddie porn. Bunch of end-civilization retards sitting around trying to break whatever they falsely consider the last taboo. Hint for the krauts: try making a film about the value of free speech, THAT would actually be controversial in Germany. Anything else elicits only a shoulder shrug and a "What's the big deal??" - even literal porn in kids' magazines.
A german scolded me and told me I need to learn to speak german yesterday, I tried to explain to him that I do speak german but didnt know what the word he said was, so I repeated the word that he said and asked him what it meant, and he just ignored me
Punch him in the nuts next time. and tell him to learn NUTese next time he speaks to you or he's going to get a kick in the nuts every week on Tuesdays at 5AM. Make sure to tell him to be on time. Or he gets 2 NUTese lessons. Some variation of this without physical violence kind of mellows them out.
Very weird how no matter where online you make the most benign criticism of Germany (twitter, fb, reddit, 4chan, random forum from 2004) a whole pack of krauts shows up to derail all discussion with a bunch of ideologically driven idiocy.
I always notice a drove of comments saying "No it's not, chermny greatest." Then I look at all the names and it's all stefans and petra's, in the middle some people with non German names talking about their bad experiences too and then a bunch of stefans and Jurgen hurensohns going "Oh in chermany, best, go back USA". Seriously These people are fucked.
Look up zacxcviii's videos and read the comments. Just a bunch of mildly funny videos about Chermany and a bunch of Germans in the comments going "omg this is not how it is in Germany!!!!!" When I lived in the US I thought the instinctual patriotism was gauche but my God, Germans take it a step further and even adults here argue like 12 year olds.
I live one of the mid size city in Germany. I am just looking for some flats to move out of my current flat.(not detirmined to move out but keepin an eye on the ads) But the thing is, 90% flats do look exactly same. I don't know If there is also some type of law in Germany stating the interior design of flats must look same otherwise you need to pay 1000€ or something? I just do not want to think that so many people would have same taste in inferior design. I am just joking. This country and the people are so dull. I just can't endure It anymore.
I kind of suffer drom this too. I always feel like I am max 2 years from leaving this shithole, so I don't really feel like spending money to make my place nicer. Why Germs that know they're never gonna move don't fix their places up nicer is a mystery to me aside from the poors who can barely afford the cheapest Ikea crap. Anyway it is hard to make a room with Raufasertapete look like not conplete shit.
Just saw this online:
Dogs also need to pay dog tax, usually between €90–150 per year, per dog.
The tax revenue is often used to fund dog-related projects like dog parks, but each town or city can decide what they want to use the money for.
Hey, in Canada we don't pay dog tax, and the dog parks are way nicer. Why is that?
then it goes on....f you don’t register your dog, you can be fined up to €10,000 or even end up doing some time in jail.
You can also be fined if your dog is caught out and about without their Steuermarke. Usually the first time is just a “warning fine” of €15–20.
In some states or situations, you are required to have dog liability insurance
In these 6 states you must have dog liability insurance by the time your dog is 3–6 months old.
Berlin
Hamburg
Niedersachsen
Sachsen-Anhalt
Schleswig-Holstein
Thüringen
The amount you’ll pay depends on the type of dog you have, but it usually runs between €35–50 per year.
This place feels like a prison lmao
Im staying at an airbnb where the host is a German and the first thing he did was insult my home country, insult it's food, and make stupid jokes where I have no idea what the punchline was.
www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jan/03/germany-industrial-heartland-energy-crisis-small-and-medium-sized-businesses
This labour shortage is the biggest nonsense. Discuss.
If there's one thing I know, it's that the elite won't let Germany fail no matter what. No idea why or how, but Germany is always treated like royalty. Even if energy goes up 1000%, somehow VWs and BMWs will still be rolling off the assembly lines. Makes zero sense and no use in trying to figure it out.
It's all BS, all of it, never beleive even one word you read from MSM.
If Putin was still selling oil to China for US dollars and China wasn't interested in becoming the world's reserve trading currency, life would be going on nicely. There was no pupeline expo=losoion, it was juts an excuse to charge more for gas, if you look at the picture of the surface of the supposedly pipeline bubbles, my guess is it's a photo of bubbles from a just submerged submarine. It's all fake, everything.
Just about to board a tram, peak time. Which means it’s going to be a savage stampede
Was at a pizzeria today, the Italian waiter ranted about how he hates germans and that they don't have manners and that they smell bad. Was funny I asked him if he is one of the guys here on berlinhater. What he said was so similar to what is written here
No way I will take part in the elections again, queuing for two hours for nothing
Left-wing globalist graduates, from Klaus Schwab's World Economic idiot (WEF). Adern (NZ), Macron (France), TURDeau (Canada), Albanese (Australia), and shhit-khunt Rishi in UK. All extreme left Marxist imbeciles, leading us all into an Orwellian world controlled by their mentors, BigPharma, BigOil, BigMedia, Big universities, Big Arms manufacturers, Big'Health', Big Politics. All saying the same things, like parrots, all mouthpieces for the huge corporations who pay their exorbitant advertising dollars, but are happy to do so as long as they provide us sheeple with propaganda that fit's their agenda.