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My name is jurgen and yesterday I got fuccked by a decent arab Cocck. It was so tasty and hard. I love it and so I changed my mind. Forget the nasty stuff I wrote in the past. After that tasty cockkk i am a newborn jurgen!
Hate to break it to you but cars are set on fire in Berlin every darn day of the week.
Here's a novel idea for the krauts: when individuals break the law you throw their butts in jail instead of letting the police run and hide because they'd rather gather resources to arrest people for saying mean things online than deal with violent crimes. It's not that hard and it worked fine until some retard decided everything should be illegal but only the pettiest of crimes should be pursued by cops.
Hey guys what is your exit plan?
I am looking for opportunities in Portugal and Spain. Even if I can't save the amount of money I have i HAVE to get out of my comfort zone and leave this place. No matter how hard its going to be at least i will be lucky again. I truly know that and so should you
This city is build on bad ground. Imagine what happened here some decades ago. Bad energy
A private employee makes less than a hartziv recipeint. Lazy government workers make more than doctors. Small businesses just stay afloat or go in debt. Everything is upside down.
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Getting woken up early every morning Arabs making noise. I get that these animals have to make their peace with Allah at weird hours and vacuum their freaking prayer rugs so their foreheads are nice and clean before going to collect their government payouts, but can they at least do it quietly?
I've never felt as lonely and Isolated as I have here.
I Agree. Not from the USA but know many people who are.
Taken from: www.justlanded.com/english/Germany/Forums/Culture/germany-sucks2/Germany-is-terrible
Germany is terrible
We moved over here when i was 4. Im half american and half german. Its been 14 years here now and i cant express how much i hate it here.
Im finally old enough to move away and will be moving back to the states in november.
Germans are mean
Germans are rude
German TV is the most terrible poop ever.
countless sports channels and every single one doesnt have any other sport than soccer, 24/7.
if theres no game going on at the moment they show repeats from 20 years ago. Germany made me hate soccer.
German pork is only ok, but generally all food is beyond acceptable.
For the last 3 years we've had reports of germans selling rotten meat all over germany to save money, and no real action is taken against it.
There are countless stupid laws here, even though its noce to drink when only 18 =P.
All people here are uptight. Throughout school and lateron ive seen germans and foreigners mixed in the classes. And all germans(ALL) were instinctively rassist against the others.
Many hate American because they dont follow the pollution ideals germany follows. but i'd rather pollute the environment a bit more than sell my soul to this uptight regiment.
As said before, there is actually a party that people can legally vote for which consists only of neo nazi's who have the same idea of hitler. they had people on tv saying that their biggest role-model was hitles himself.
Taxes here are unbelieveably terrible.52 cents from every euro is taxed away. You get LESS then HALF of what you earn.
Now to something i have to say to my fellow americans. be happy about your fuel prices. The other day i compared the us and the german fuel prices and they turned out to be more than 3 times as expensive in germany. And im not lying about that. Of course there are a couple people in germany that are ok, but finding those is really like winning in the lottery. All germans who were good and i liked strengely couldnt stand the country either and couldnt wait to leave.
My friends consists mainly of russians and brits living over here because they as i myself dont like germans.
All germans are really snobbish and mean, i have to say again. noone will greet you on the street or anywhere... even if you make eye contact and greet them first.
WHat pisses me off most is what germans think of themselves. " We have the best cars, the best beer the best electronics the best pluming the best car mecanics the best sool-degrees, the best people" Ive heard every single one of those claims several times in my life before and they never failed to set me into a rage.
Germans really and undoubtedly thing that they are the best people in the best country.
Buildings here are old and crappy. People say that they are monuments or places of great memories but they dont even restore them. And those that they restore, they do so poorly that noone has any intrest in them afterwards.
Germany is a country of farmers, if you like it or not. And most look worse than any trailor trash in the states.
To the issue of bald ppl here... I dunno where it came from but its true. there are tons. Women acome in strange varieties. 99.999 % look so terrible that you rather look at a pile of bullshit, and the other 0.001 % are the exact opposite. but those are past rare.
Guys look as bad or worse anyhow.
Clothing styles are retarded here, and teenagers are idiots without own brains. They follow the perfect stereotype of radical teenagers that hate their parents.
Ahh and to something i love about the states and hate about germany. Comedy. There are many comedy shows in germany but they are just comedy shows because they are labeled "comedy" but its just people who can make weird faces and look like they have no brains. Also the topics are more then idiotic. Stand-up comedians here are rare, but those that exist are terrible, spare one that once in a while says something funny.
But go to the states and put on Comedy Central. Instantly youll have a selection of thousands of brilliant comedy shows and stand-up comedians. ALso the german comedy mostly revolves about them beeing raccist.
Lastly the language. Its incredible hard to learn and it has more rules than any other language i know.
Lastly nr.2(i kepp remembering stuff xD) the movies here are always terrible. They never have a good topic.German movies are mostly full of characters who are told to act gay( i dont care if you are gay. I have nothing against gay ppl, but they rly do this here), also most are old fashioned, old farmers.
Music here is terrible.there are songs like:" finger im poo, mexico" which translates into: "finger in your ass, mexico". They do that because it rhymes and everytime ppl laugh about it. only germans of course. Foreigners have humors.
Also there are tond of songs that are about soccer.
AHH then then the commercials we have. They last 15-20 minutes on the television and appear every 20 min of watching tv.
And usually those are to 70% about soccer.
Im sure i could come up with more but i think ive said enough.
Im not ignorant since i lived most of my life hereand now i can say withoubt any doubt in my mind that i hate germany to death.
I really dont reccomend germany to any tourists, but if yo dont belioebve me move there and live there for several year(at least 5 years) then we will talk again. If you experienced niceness on trips to germany, you either werent in germany or you look very german, so they didnt notice that you arent german.
Thats all for me. America Rocks. Seeya later. Out
The comedy thing is true. Ripoff German version of the daily show for example is pure cringe. Cheap laughs at nudity and standars German rightthink (oh hahaha the afds are nazis hahahahah). Standup here is so pathetic that some Brit or American could easily learn A2 level German and make a killing (Gayle Tufts). And Germans know their comedy sucks balls, so they rebrand comedians as "Kabarattisten" and if you point out that they aren't funny then you "just don't get it". As with all culture in Germany, comedy here is top-down driven and exists only to push a normalized worldview. Same with soccer, same with idiot German movies that without exception suck shit, and same with every word uttered on a state-owned TV station's programming.
They always talk about themselves. Even if it is not about them, they will make it about themselves. They are so self centered!
Apparently peoples drug use got worse in pandemic. I waa hoping to return and see people had changed, but its still same old
How are people still partying? Its the 3rd
Is it possible to redpill a German on Berlin/Germany? What and how????
What the hell is with Germans always bitching about the taste of coffee and beer? All three taste like shit, basically, but here's goddammed Stefan to explain to me as if I care why this Pils is not up to his standards or why this coffee is too weak. I swear go away Germans will even make overcome their mental retardation and make smalltalk out of these topics. I guess the only time Chermaans talk to strangers is to complain. Seriously think about it, it is 100% accurate. I miss normal people.
This city has no center. I feel like living in a small village somewhere in east europe. It's scary
It is honestly very weird. A lot of people from other countries have usually moved around even just within their own country, except maybe country bums. But every fuooking Berliner never steps foot outside their kiez. fornicate some of them don't even know what certain areas outside the Ring are called or how to get around on Public transport. Still relying on Google maps. Meanwhile other people move to other cities and know the city inside out. My previous work required alot of travel within the city. So I know how to shave time off and what routes are the best. As maps does not give you optimal suggestions. Fookin natives I go with them they pull out maps and are adement on their route. Thik headed fucks. Needless to say I get there before and have already had lunch.
If you want to know why the USA is totally phucked up, here's the reason.
ZIONISTS IN BIDEN ADMIN, they run the USA
Ron Klain - Chief of Staff
Janet Yellen - Secretary of Treasury
Alejandro Mayorkas - Secretary of Homeland Security
Tony Blinken - Secretary of State
Merrick Garland - Attorney General
Jared Bernstein - Council of Economic Advisers
Rochelle Walensky - Director of the Centers for Disease Control
Wendy Sherman - Deputy Secretary of State
Anne Neuberger - Deputy Nat' Security Adviser for Cybersecurity
Jeffrey Zients - COVID-19 Response Coordinator
David Kessler - Co-chair COVID-19 Advisory Board + Warp Speed
David Cohen - CIA Deputy Director
Avril Haines - Director of National Intelligence
Rachel Levine - Deputy Health Secretary
Jennifer Klein - Co-chair Council on Gender Policy
Jessica Rosenworcel - Chair Fed Communications Commission
Stephanie Pollack - Dep'y Administrator Fed H-way Admin
Polly Trottenberg - Deputy Secretary of Transportation
Mira Resnick - State Department - Dep Assistant Sec for Transport
Other Zionists in the Biden Administration
Deborah Lipstadt - Envoy to Monitor and Combat Anti-Semitism
Aaron Keyak - Envoy to Monitor and Combat Anti-Semitism
Mira Resnick - Regional Security
Roberta Jacobson - National Security Council “border czar”
Gary Gensler - Securities and Exchange (SEC) Chair
Genine Macks Fidler - National Council on the Humanities
Shelley Greenspan - White House liaison to the Jewish community
Thomas Nides - U.S. Ambassador to Israel
Eric Garcetti - U.S. Ambassador to India [to be confirmed]
Amy Gutmann U.S. Ambassador to Germany
David Cohen - U.S. Ambassador to Canada
Mark Gitenstein - U.S. Ambassador to the European Union
Jonathan Kaplan - U.S. Ambassador to Singapore
Marc Stanley - U.S. Ambassador to Argentina
Rahm Emanuel - U.S. Ambassador to Japan
Sharon Kleinbaum - Commissioner Religious Freedom
Dan Shapiro - Adviser on Iran
Alan Leventhal - U.S. Ambassador to Denmark
Michael Adler - U.S. Ambassador to Belgium
Michèle Taylor - U.S. Rep to the UN Human Rights Council
Jonathan Kanter - Assistant Attorney General of Justice Antitrust
Jed Kolko - Under Secretary of Commerce
Stuart Eizenstat - Special Adviser on Holocaust Issues
Steven Dettelbach - Dir Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms
Amos Hochstein - Bureau of Energy Resources Special Envoy
Eric Lander - Science and Technology Adviser