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I still don't understand how Germans don't see any problems with blocking the enter / exit of anything mindlessly. They also stand on the pavement and hardly move to make space for you to pass. They also sometimes stop suddenly while walking. I seriously don't get how they collevtively act in the same way.
I rent workspace in the East of the city. The building has a lift. Most of the Germans stand directly in front of the lift doors when waiting for it to arrive not realising that there might me someone in the lift who needs to exit. I asked one Woman why she did this and she replied "Why shouldn't I?"
I was feeling a bit cheeky so I said "In the interests of efficiency have you recorded how many time you have take a step a back and then another step forward when someone needs to exit the lift? You could save yourself a lot of wasted effort." She just looked at me like I was crazy. Same nonsense with the S Bahn etc. I've become a bit of an a hole as I just barge people out of the way now when they don't give me enough space to exit.
Japanese people seem.to be able to handle an overcrowded public transport system without being dicks. Come on Germany!
I hiss at them when they do that. They don't understand why or what they're doing wrong, but it seems to work and they move out of the way. Probably makes them happy even because they'll have something to complain, in other words chit chat, about with their families when they get home.
Re the hissing. I'm now imagining a giant domestic cat exiting the S Bahn.
"They don't understand why or what they're doing wrong," I've noticed this and actually feel a pang of guilt for trying to impose my cultural values on the poor Berliners because my experience is also that my insistence on being able to exit the train before people pile on causes confusion. I'm British and we're trained to queue and be aware of the "first come first served" and "who is next" rules. -D
Look, the entire nation is completely autistic and incapable of any nuance so what's the point in trying to communicate with them like reasonable human beings? Animal sounds work better. Try it. It doesn't even have to be an aggressive hiss. More of like a jeering hiss. Just don't do it with Arabs. They don't respond well to being hissed at. Maybe something to do with coming from desert lands with snakes or perhaps they think the Jews are serpents who hiss or I don't know what, but definitely better to avoid hissing at the Arabs.
Well anons, time for me to go. Finally realized my German gf is not just ignorant (always assumed she just never critically thought about anything really). She's actually either retarded or evil, maybe both. The only reason I don't really believe she is retarded is because she knew to hide things about herself from me at the beginning of our relationship. Should've trusted my gut and left her after the first or second or even third stomach-dropping revelation she made to me but somehow I didn't or couldn't or wouldn't. Now I am just thoroughly disgusted by her. Such a freaking waste of time I'll never get back.
Germans always have some Chasing Amy level baggage their carrying. They published their nude photos in Bravo when they were 13 or they let a sauna full of middle-aged Krauts rail them one afternoon in their 20s. Maybe they showered with their brother until they were 16. Always some gross story so far beyond the norm you feel immediate disgust and no other emotion for them ever again.
Is she like a criminal or murderer or just has a lot of cummm in her belly? Honestly, most women have a lot of cumm in their belly in this day and age. I'm mostly accepted it at this point myself, but it took a lot of years. The key is to maintain your own secret life, look after yourself and not really expect much from others. Welcome to the age of narcissus.
Yeah, that sucks (literally and figuratively). Also considered completely normal behavior in this city and honestly with most women under 35 or so--except in other cities, I guess they hook up more via apps rather than by taking huge amounts of drugs and succcking strangers in club toilets while shittt techno blasts in the background. If a guy goes to a hoooker though, he's some kind of psycho rappist trafficker who hates women though. Unless it's some kind of stinky hairy feminist sex worker who charges 400 euros an hour--then that's all good. But if men question women blowing 5 randos with rotten diccks in a club bathroom, we're sex shaming them. This is why I'd cultivate a secret life and life about it just as much. No chance to remain innocent in our era unless you want to move to the country or become a Muslim and just get a nice slave Frau who you can beat the living shittt out of if she ever even so much as gets looked at by another guy. Dark times, but if you throw yourself into it and watch your own back at least it's possibly to have some fun.
But definitely don't develop feelings for some German woman who hangs out in clubs.
Bro just a couple of things and call me a retard or whatever I don't care.
1. I am a Christian and I think serial fornicating is a net negative and I told her this in plain language.
2. Even so, I can understand if a person has a different view on sexuality but that person is obviously not for me.
3. Even so, I could accept if she had gone through some normal exploration phase and learned something from it but she didn't and hasn't.
4. There's also a deeply broken component here akin to "I masturbated with my brother" (though it is not exactly this.
5. Now she is literally frigid.
6. She goes to vabali often.
Yeah, that sounds like a dead end situation where all that remains is more hurt and disappointment. I'd run from that ASAP, but that's easy to say and harder to do (we've all been there and I'm definitely not one to judge here).
As long as you're in this shittthole city and holding onto being a Christian (which yes, a bit retarded in my book or lack of a book, but your self-awareness and understanding of other views obviously compensates for Jesus' little bonerr still being up your asss) your best bet might be looking for some nice Polish or Ukrainian woman who only recently arrived. Better yet if she didn't intend or even want specifically to come to Berlin but wound up here due to studies, work, Russians bombing her town, whatever reason that doesn't include drugs, techno, sucking cocck in the club toilet or really anything about this city that could possibly attract anyone who had other options at this point.
There are still normal people and great kind interesting reasonably stable women in this city, but you definitely have to look. In my experience (and yours, it sounds like) the German ones are a bit of a trap because they seem normal at first glance and then only later the psychopathy and brokenness and stories about the lustig shower games with her brother or whatever start coming out.
Good luck though. Sounds like you're going to need it.
And once you're out, get a STI test for god's sake.
Why are German women liars? They can go be degenerate with krautmen, but no they want a truly western man (i.e. I pay for literally everything in the relationship) and they know for that they must lie. But even so, why get lazy and be honest after some time? Last gf literally stopped washing her hands in winter because "it dries my skin out" and was constantly picking her nose around me. Absolute goblin. Broke up the third time I saw this shit. Should've done it the first time. And she thinks I'm crazy for having too high expectations. Filth bitch.
I defended their smell above, but then I remembered it's been a couple years since I last slept with one and their pussssies smell either like cheap scented soap or like several day old fish. I assume that means either they've washed themselves diligently with cheap soap recently or that they don't wash altogether and generally have rather poor hygiene own there.
Why do they get away with being so disrespectful? Just witnessed disrespectful behaviour yesterday and wondered why so many people don't stand up for themselves in this city. Any other country and they would literally get ko'd cold instantly.
Most likely it's the other way around, people in Berlin act nasty because they've never been punched in the face before. And as the newer generations of germans and arabs can't fight at all, this behaviour will continue. Just dare them to act that way in another country... I know a few germans who totally had to change their character after getting few left hooks in the jaw on the streets in Buenos Aires.
Usually they shut up when you react. I've probably developed an anger problem living here and I'll go from being relatively happy and content to a total jerk in like 2 seconds when some german annoys me. To others around it probably seems like I am unreasonable, but I am sure that I am totally reasonable in these situations. But still, a grown man yelling at a tiny blond German woman probably seems suspect. Anyway, I've never once encountered anyone defend the other person. They all just shirk off or look at their phones, waiting for some authority to deal with it. Learned helplessness.
I'm fairly sure that we all have perceptual blindspots resulting from whatever culture we were inculcated with as children but some Germans seem particularly resistant reality. A few years back I clipped the rear wheel of a woman's bicycle with the front wheel of mine almost knocking her off her saddle. I stopped, immediately apologised for my mistake, offered to call an ambulance if she was injured and offered my first aid kit for her use as well. I also gave her bike a quick once over to make she she could still ride it. This didn't stop 3 German women from stopping and lecturing me. I let them go on for about 30 seconds before I just said, "Stop! I've done every thing in my power to make things right so it looks like your actions are more about working your own problems instead of actually addressing the issue!" I then cycled away. They were still lecturing me as I turned the next corner. :-D
Going back to Canada. Second time living here. I haven’t travelled much in the last 4 months. The Germans I know who have travelled or lived in other countries are smart. The ones who never leave Berlin or take one vacation a year to like some island (Mallorca) or whatever are not cultured. They literally live in Europe. They could take a weekend away to like Amsterdam or London or any city. But no. They just stay in Berlin and rot. And I thought this is why they can pretend they are best. If they never leave. But no. I realized even those that travel can think they are best, I met someone who is always travelling bc a DJ. I think they forget that the wall fell which made space for the events that happened before. But also remember back in the 90s raves were everywhere? London? Ibiza? Etc? This wasn’t the most special place ever for that, just for techno, which they stole from black people and Americans yet claim to hate the USA or whatever. This country makes no sense. And since I stopped travelling for a bit I started “adapting”. Starting to see the sadism as somewhat normal. Or the shittyy clothing everywhere which I immediately notice once I come back. I don’t want to adapt and I’m saving my brain. Bye
Also something I’ve noticed in Berlin is this concept “I don’t know you”. So people, even foreigners who have “adapted” here, think because they “know” a person then that person take priority or has to be good. So like, if I say hey your friend is abusing me, they go “oh I don’t see it liked that” or whatever because really they don’t want to say it but they KNOW that person. There is so much of this stuff in Berlin. It makes no sense, where I’m from it doesn’t matter how long you know someone, if they are shittyyy you just cut them off otherwise you’d be shunned socially for associating and protecting an abusive person. But here it doesn’t matter. So we have psychos running amok abusing people or no one wants to hear what the “new” person has to say because they know me less? Also so many toxic people in this city I can’t wait to get out. I don’t want to assimilate or end up thinking this stuff is normal
Like “you’re a stranger to me, I know this person”. I get it a lot. I never noticed this outside of Germany, but people really just automatically side with the person they are closer with here or can bring them some kind of benefit. They won’t even question their accountability, they just side with them blindly. It’s dumb
If you ever have the misfortune of raising a kid here you'll understand how deeply broken Germany is. Basically you make a best friend in kindergarten and they stay your best friend forever. Not because you like them, but because Germans all have avoidant personality disorder and eventually you give up trying. Kids don't mingle on playgrounds, truly mental behavior. It's not like that in the anglosphere. Germans too distrustful despite pretending to be open. But yeah, very cliquish and irrational beings.
Die Petze, der Besserwisser und der Islamist - the holy trinity of this country.
The ugly sweat smell of two young girls at bus stop today
That's a weird thing to be upset about.
Unless you're one of those incels 4 Allah types who want women to be covered up like slaves and for the only body odor you imbibe to be in the mosque, when you're all lined up on your little carpets bobbing your heads up and down simulating blowwwing Allah, and your uncle Ahmed is there, kneeled down on the carpet in front of you, and each time he lowers his head and raises his asss to deep throat Allah, the sweet sensual scent of shitttt and sweat and cheap knockoff cologne flows backwards directly from Uncle Ahmed's fetid assscrack and right into your nose, downs into your lungs, into you, and up into your mind and making you high, so high, higher than you've ever been before and praise be Allah. Praise be Allah.
Otherwise, I don't know, man. The smell of young women's sweat just doesn't seem like something be angry about. Sounds kind of hot tbh.
Recently held the lift door open for some young girl, probably 15 or 15. She looked normal but God she smelled like the worst men's locker room ever. How do people go through life without anyone telling them about deodorant? Reminds of of that dict.leo.oeg thread for like 2005 where a bunch of Germans are arguing over why Americans say they stink and someone has to post the Wikipedia page for whatever the scientific name of body odour is for the Germans to understand.
Despite all the unpleasant things about Germans and new Germans (i.e. Arabs), I've never understood the thing on here about them smelling so bad. Haven't sniffed any 15 year olds, so I can't really say anything about that, but the grown women smell all right, maybe a little metalic and sweet, which sort of sums up the robot/child dichotomy that defines so much of German behavior, but nothing awful.
And I can't stand the Arabs in almost every sense, but one thing you can say for them is they're reasonable clean, mostly just smell of too much cheap perfume and fruity shisha or vape smells. Not great, but not the worst and tbh some Frenchman with cheap red wine on his breath is probably harder on the nose in the end. So I wrote the above about Uncle Ahmed's fetid assscrack, but the fact is Uncle Ahmed probably smells less offensively than most men his age. Still wouldn't want down on a carpet deepthroatting Allah up and down a few cm from his asss, but still, despite my hatred of the Arabs, I'll concede that Uncle Ahmed probably maintains a basic level of hygiene that is probably on par if not better than the average European male his age.
Funniest thing ever basically is to ask an eastern European woman what she thinks of German women. They are so brutally honest it's glorious. If Germans were honest like they claim they are then they would also say the same things, but for some reason dumpster tier hygiene is a protected status in Germany. Crazy how many Germans have greasy, unbrushed hair and smelly wrinkled clothes. I get that they probably just want to avoid Muslim attention or serial german flashers in the metro, but at some point a society has to step up and say "having ugly women is a price too high to avoid dreg rapes" and exile them all. Anyway, ugly women is probably the main reason nothing of value has come from Germany in like 200 years. Who would a successful German even want to impress? Even the Biontech guy, probably the biggest German success in recent history, chose to stay with his foreign wife. I feel like historically, wars would've been waged over this type of thing but the Germans just roll over and beg not to be called racist and protest in support of dumb degenerate krautisms that make women here want to be hideous. The end.
Does all of Europe just seem to be fucked? It really seems to be going downhill…
Yes, but in different ways. Poland and the Baltics are really nice and developing fast and they don't have Arabs everywhere leeching off the system, harassing and gangrapping women, trying to bring sharia and other Muslim values to Europe. You can feel the difference: Warsaw, for example, is so much nicer, cleaner, and just generally better than Berlin at the point on most fronts unless your main reason for being here is anonymous sex, drug use, techno clubs.
A lot of it comes down to not having millions of Muslims who contribute fucck all to society while sucking it dry.
But on the other side, there is Russia and Eastern Europe might be fuccked again on that front.
Just wait 5 years, right-wing populists will do forced remigration and then we'll be back to complaining about how smelly bio Europeans are and how they're too retarded and miserly to piss indoors. Crazy guy has an obvious point about Muslim retards being a problem, but he misses the part about most Germans also being massive shitheads. The best QOL is to be had outside of big cities unless you're a sex deviant.
So many of the Muslims have already been given passports to, at least in the statistics, become German Burgergeld recipients and German gangrappists, and it'll be more or less impossible to deport them. In a horrible way, Europe's best demographic hope long term is some kind of war so that they can send all the Arabs off to the trenches to defend the pigbreathed natives from Russia or China or whoever.
Germany can't even get its busses to run anymore. Doesn't have functional internet. When it rains a little the city's basic infrastructure stops running.
I don't think they can pull off another genocide except maybe their own. Like suicide by cop only the cop is some Syrian scummmfuck stabbing them in the neck 4 Allah.
A lot of the dilapidated German infrastructure is done on purpose but also a lot is fake. About 10 years ago there was this scandal where the German military had to use broomsticks in place of cannons for some military parade and it was all fake. Keep in mind Germany is building the largest secret service complex in the entire world right now. GDR was bankrupt and retarded and they still managed to have 1/6 of the population as registered informants. Germans are natural born snitches and unless you slept through COVID that should be obvious. Ii also would like to think German the is too poor and incompetent to pull off another genocide but the sad truth is that it would be cheaper in the medium term than paying to house these people.
Germans are so dumb but think they are so smart
Are Germans incapable of ever moving past WWII trauma? Even today Germans still eat like absolute plebs. Every meal here is a struggle meal. Adults eating fish sticks and potatoes for dinner, or the ubiquitous Brot mit Wurst. Had a German gf for a few years and we'd go to her parent's for Sunday dinner once a month. They'd make chili con carne with Maggi mix and then ALWAYS point out it was Maggi and not the cheap Karat store brand as if this was fine cuisine. Or frozen pizza. I guess I'd not care except that I grew up in the US, supposedly extremely unhealthy food. My parents both worked full time but every night we'd have a home cooked meal and not this ultra processed Germslop. And it's always fried in Rapsöl here, ALWAYS. And don't even get me started on Christmas food here. Boiled sausages in the electric kettle and store bought potato salad is the norm on Germany's biggest holiday of the year. And the constant nagging from Germans to try their Mettbrötchen. Basically everybody here eats like a poor college student the last 3 days before payday. I have a decent job and I eat steak about 3-4x a week for dinner. Had a brief relationship with a German and she acted like that was the most decadent thing she'd ever seen. No wonder Germans are so lazy and cognitively impaired since their main food is grain-based garbage.
www.berliner-zeitung.de/politik-gesellschaft/hausdurchsuchung-wegen-habeck-beleidigung-und-schwachkopf-eklat-selbst-polizei-im-dunkeln-li.2272234
Cool country where a search warrant is granted for insulting a politician on social media. Germany is so fucked.
www.sodone.de/
It's nearly full automated Internet parsing that would make the FDR blush. There is honestly so much German government control of the web that everything you read online here is fake. Görlitzer Park has a 4 star rating on Google maps ffs. Who in their right mind would believe that? If you've ever written any review for anything in Berlin you'll know there are basically 3 outcomes: you rated it positive and nothing happens, it get automatically deleted (you rated something government run poorly, or you get an email forwarded from some troll reputation lawyers threatening to sue you (you rated a private business poorly). This country is fake as fuck.
Very quickly I observed the most psychopathic behaviour here in the music industry. I never saw so many people like this and so soulless. I hope playing some random gigs was really worth freaking people over, you’re all going to hell.
For those who like culture, history, food etc. will Thailand turn better for visiting in the near future as the friend of Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump will appoint pedophile and child sex trafficer Matt Gaetz as the attorney in general. This will great a welcoming environment in US for perverted German sex tourists who have ruined Thailand. I have high hopes. The Germans have always loved America, that's where they all emigrated to, cool Europeans don't care about that dump.
Really upset about poor Matt Gaetz, huh? Do you pleasure yourself imaging yourself on your knees suckking him off as he's looking down on you with his clown face, calling you a "dumb niggger" and slapping you around, spitting on your face like the little right wing cuccckboy you are and then he doesn't even venmo you the money you earned fair and square but you still kind of like it because you have no sense of self beyond your little cult for tiny-peckerred little incels who think Trump will get them pusssy somehow? You might as well take Allahhh up the buttt--at least you actually get a slave wife that way, whereas little cucccks like you just get spat on my some tradwhorre crossfit mentally challenged like MTG in the best case scenario.
Right wingers are such cucccks, cosplaying masculinity like wimpy high-voiced little boys who want to be cops when they grow up and are afraid of girl coooties, and then once they do grow up they'll never even see a tittty without paying for it.
And they're so afraid of trannies. What kind of actual man is afraid of trannies? Why would you care if someone's a trannnie or not or even care either way? If anything, trannnies are kind of funny and fun to hang out with. That these little right wing manlets are so upset about the trannnies makes me think they secretly want to put on a dress and get asssfuckked by Trump or Matt Gaetz themselves.
Something deeply homoerotic about the whole right wing scene. Reminds me of the Arab teenagers humping each other on escooters while hunting down some gays to beat up. One day the Muslims and the right wingers are going to finally hook up and make love, and that gay union is going to be so passionate that they won't even need to enslave women or worry about which toilets trannnies are pisssing in because they'll be elbow deep in each other's assssholes having too much fun for anything else.
You think the BND has people on here (about the most obscure website on the planet) to tell you you're a right-wing cuccck? Must be a weird combination to have illusions of grandeur while having never even see a tittty and gaslighting yourself into thinking Matt Gaetz cares about you just he's emotional and doesn't really mean it. The best thing you could do for your mental health is take a lesson from your hero and go to a hoooker. Maybe one who'll be kind and cuddle you, maybe one who'll shitttt in your mouth, maybe even a trannnny. Whatever your thing is. It'd make you less unhappy though.
And Gaetz withdraws for not having only skeletons but a whole graveyard in his closet... But I guess this genius cucckk will say that he was framed by BND but will never think that president Musk isn't collecting private data and using bots to frame people (like he is doing right now with MAP bots in Bluesky atm)
something I’ve noticed about Germans is they are fine usually on their own but once you put them in a group they bully foreigners. It’s like embedded in their culture that if they are nice to a foreigner then that makes them some kind of a sucker or something
What advice can you give for someone leaving Berlin? Why did you go? Do you feel like you ever miss it?