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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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Are Germans incapable of ever moving past WWII trauma? Even today Germans still eat like absolute plebs. Every meal here is a struggle meal. Adults eating fish sticks and potatoes for dinner, or the ubiquitous Brot mit Wurst. Had a German gf for a few years and we'd go to her parent's for Sunday dinner once a month. They'd make chili con carne with Maggi mix and then ALWAYS point out it was Maggi and not the cheap Karat store brand as if this was fine cuisine. Or frozen pizza. I guess I'd not care except that I grew up in the US, supposedly extremely unhealthy food. My parents both worked full time but every night we'd have a home cooked meal and not this ultra processed Germslop. And it's always fried in Rapsöl here, ALWAYS. And don't even get me started on Christmas food here. Boiled sausages in the electric kettle and store bought potato salad is the norm on Germany's biggest holiday of the year. And the constant nagging from Germans to try their Mettbrötchen. Basically everybody here eats like a poor college student the last 3 days before payday. I have a decent job and I eat steak about 3-4x a week for dinner. Had a brief relationship with a German and she acted like that was the most decadent thing she'd ever seen. No wonder Germans are so lazy and cognitively impaired since their main food is grain-based garbage.

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www.berliner-zeitung.de/politik-gesellschaft/hausdurchsuchung-wegen-habeck-beleidigung-und-schwachkopf-eklat-selbst-polizei-im-dunkeln-li.2272234

Cool country where a search warrant is granted for insulting a politician on social media. Germany is so fucked.

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www.sodone.de/

It's nearly full automated Internet parsing that would make the FDR blush. There is honestly so much German government control of the web that everything you read online here is fake. Görlitzer Park has a 4 star rating on Google maps ffs. Who in their right mind would believe that? If you've ever written any review for anything in Berlin you'll know there are basically 3 outcomes: you rated it positive and nothing happens, it get automatically deleted (you rated something government run poorly, or you get an email forwarded from some troll reputation lawyers threatening to sue you (you rated a private business poorly). This country is fake as fuck.

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Very quickly I observed the most psychopathic behaviour here in the music industry. I never saw so many people like this and so soulless. I hope playing some random gigs was really worth freaking people over, you’re all going to hell.

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Coke and getting more and more blowjobbbs from teenaged girls as you make worse and worse music goes to people's heads fast.

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What music industry? They can't even tune their instruments in Berlin.

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  Anonymous wrote:

For those who like culture, history, food etc. will Thailand turn better for visiting in the near future as the friend of Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump will appoint pedophile and child sex trafficer Matt Gaetz as the attorney in general. This will great a welcoming environment in US for perverted German sex tourists who have ruined Thailand. I have high hopes. The Germans have always loved America, that's where they all emigrated to, cool Europeans don't care about that dump.

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Say you've never been to the US without saying you've never been to the US.

I doubt many pedos want to fuccck fat American kids.

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Matt Gaetz was a victim of an extortion attempt by a glowie faggot. It's not even a conspiracy, it's literally in the court records you dumb nigger.

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Really upset about poor Matt Gaetz, huh? Do you pleasure yourself imaging yourself on your knees suckking him off as he's looking down on you with his clown face, calling you a "dumb niggger" and slapping you around, spitting on your face like the little right wing cuccckboy you are and then he doesn't even venmo you the money you earned fair and square but you still kind of like it because you have no sense of self beyond your little cult for tiny-peckerred little incels who think Trump will get them pusssy somehow? You might as well take Allahhh up the buttt--at least you actually get a slave wife that way, whereas little cucccks like you just get spat on my some tradwhorre crossfit mentally challenged like MTG in the best case scenario.

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  Anonymous wrote:

You're literally a dumb nigger. That is all.

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Pedo-boy acting all though n'sh!t on the internet. Must be copin' hard as even the biggest maga lunatics hate pedo Gaetz and his ugly plastic surgeries.

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How does it feel to be a literal ape?

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  Anonymous wrote:

Surprised you got the taxonomy right

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Right wingers are such cucccks, cosplaying masculinity like wimpy high-voiced little boys who want to be cops when they grow up and are afraid of girl coooties, and then once they do grow up they'll never even see a tittty without paying for it.

And they're so afraid of trannies. What kind of actual man is afraid of trannies? Why would you care if someone's a trannnie or not or even care either way? If anything, trannnies are kind of funny and fun to hang out with. That these little right wing manlets are so upset about the trannnies makes me think they secretly want to put on a dress and get asssfuckked by Trump or Matt Gaetz themselves.

Something deeply homoerotic about the whole right wing scene. Reminds me of the Arab teenagers humping each other on escooters while hunting down some gays to beat up. One day the Muslims and the right wingers are going to finally hook up and make love, and that gay union is going to be so passionate that they won't even need to enslave women or worry about which toilets trannnies are pisssing in because they'll be elbow deep in each other's assssholes having too much fun for anything else.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Nice try, BND.

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You think the BND has people on here (about the most obscure website on the planet) to tell you you're a right-wing cuccck? Must be a weird combination to have illusions of grandeur while having never even see a tittty and gaslighting yourself into thinking Matt Gaetz cares about you just he's emotional and doesn't really mean it. The best thing you could do for your mental health is take a lesson from your hero and go to a hoooker. Maybe one who'll be kind and cuddle you, maybe one who'll shitttt in your mouth, maybe even a trannnny. Whatever your thing is. It'd make you less unhappy though.

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And Gaetz withdraws for not having only skeletons but a whole graveyard in his closet... But I guess this genius cucckk will say that he was framed by BND but will never think that president Musk isn't collecting private data and using bots to frame people (like he is doing right now with MAP bots in Bluesky atm)

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Cool story, I still punt kicked your pregnant wifey in the tummy :3

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  Anonymous wrote:

something I’ve noticed about Germans is they are fine usually on their own but once you put them in a group they bully foreigners. It’s like embedded in their culture that if they are nice to a foreigner then that makes them some kind of a sucker or something

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  Anonymous wrote:

What advice can you give for someone leaving Berlin? Why did you go? Do you feel like you ever miss it?

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  Anonymous wrote:

I’ve moved to Berlin twice. The second time was unexpected, as I needed to leave the UK for cheaper housing and I had lived here before. Now, I am sober not like the last time. I thought it could have been that I was just partying too much before, but I realized the same thing. This city is not a place for ambitious people, German rules and bureaucracy is still there, and you still get bullied by Germans with the wall still up in their heads. It’s weird. When you interact individually they are fine. But they band together and bully in a group. Same poop happened last time I was here. There is no logic to it. They can’t fathom thinking outside the box or being outspoken against things. I think that’s why they do it. Anyway. I have little money so I am subletting the flat and going home. I don’t think I’ll be back, I’ve already started selling items

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  Anonymous wrote:

When a German gives you attitude just always immediately ask if it's because you have a foreign name and/or accent. Force them to answer the question. For the record, I don't actually believe Germans are being openly xenophobic against me and the few who are wouldn't even care if I called them out on it. The point is that the ones who do care and are accused of it will freeze and become incapable of speaking. If the world we live in is already so stupid we may as well use it to our advantage while it's possible. Once this hack stops working I might wear lipstick and grow my hair out long and claim transphobia.

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Last year I had some digestive difficulties which lead to excessive burping. I think I burped too closely to another passenger at the tram stop because he started to remonstrate with me in a very aggressive way. I apologised for my lack of attention and told him I was unwell. Forvsome reason my reply was met with an escalation of aggression "Don't I know how disgusting I am; stay away from me, shouldbe punished or ashamed for behaving like this" etc

I can't stand bullies so I replied "Listen, mate. You are not going to get me to change my behaviour with your aggression because I have already apologised. However, if you want to have a try at controlling me you are welcome to try...3...2.
1...go". Yeah I actually counted down out loud. This simple statement that I wouldn't succumb to his bullying sent him into an apopolectic rage. Fortunately for me his tram also arrived at that point. What's the reason for all the bullies here? Childhood DDR related trauma?

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  Anonymous wrote:

I keep arranging long weekend trips to other countries to keep my sanity while living in this country.

They are costly but It worth keeping my sanity.

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Same for me sort of. Nothing is quite as depressing as not having a trip planned while living and working in Berlin, especially when it's October-March (full half year of darkness). In the long run it'll be cheaper for me to move to somewhere less depressing even if I earn 30% less than here as 1. Less mental health travelling and 2. Lower taxes and 3. Cheaper utility bills because lower electricity and less need to heat. Only UK has higher electricity prices, truly insane.

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  Anonymous wrote:

It's the only way to maintain some sanity here. Yeah, it's expensive, but then again the Arabs are more expensive and give you nothing in return while traveling at least helps prevent a complete breakdown.

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Oh God, why didn't you let the allied forces give all of Germany to the Soviets? Germans are not western Europeans and have no business among the high European culture they're geographically adjacent to. This country should have been a dead zone, completely cut off from the western world. And honestly the Soviet Union should have just forced Germans to rebuild alone. Instead everyone threw money at Germany (a barren country with few natural resources) and here we are. How Germany was subsidized to a better quality of life than Russia is one of the great injustices of the 20th century. The whole east/West thing was probably also a gigantic fake in retrospect, how else could you milk both global world powers without doing anything yourself? And them vote in a deep state Stasi commie for 4 terms. Doesn't add up at all. Germany is such a welfare moocher, absolutely pathetic.

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and kebabs are mooching off the mooching germans

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Something I have been wondering for a while and can't really openly ask Germans about it. I am from Vietnam where it is comparatively a conservative country. Public nudity is not part of our culture at all so I was shocked to see how common it is here as basically every public body of water will have many nudists all around it even beyond marked FKK entryways. I read somewhere a survey about only 23% of Germans would visit nude beach but here every beach is nude beach.

Germans always tell me nudity is not sexual here and the human body should be celebrated. I do not feel like real instinctual German men attitude is really different than in Vietnam because at public lake I see naked man walking around with erection or masturbating looking at women. For sure German women also see this. Do they like to be lusted about? They pretend it is not happening?

I feel that Germans have strict rules everywhere but if they cannot enforce something they give up and pretend it is not a problem. I find this sad because I like to sunbathe and almost every time I am at a lake a German man come too close and act inappropriate.

Also in German film there is too much nudity. Every film basically has nudity and not as form of body celebration like German claim. For example I watch Goodbye Lenin recently with Vietnamese friends. It is rated from 6 years in Germany. But there is a scene with naked man jumping around purely for comedy reasons almost like slapstick humor. It is uncomfortable to watch and to think this is OK in Germany for 6 year old is strange. I would not want my daughter to watch this. Also why is a male genitalia funny?

There is also here so much public sex parties and kinky stuff all the time. My first week I was in a normal club called matrix with friends and saw a blond woman doing a sexual act on the dancefloor. I don't go to German clubs anymore because of this. My friends told me it is not uncommon here.

In summary I feel German are lying about nudity here as often it definitely is sexual. I think Germany cannot accept it cannot control citizens so to keep orderly image they pretend this is freedom but most people do not like it. Also I did not explain this but Germans seem to always say long-term German government is perfect and German government does seem to create German culture which I find strange. In Vietnam we trust less in government than Germans.

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Old Germans are straight up weirdos when it comes to nudity. Every time in the gym locker room there's some retarded grandpa proudly walking around naked near you. Tf is wrong with you?

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If Germans would just be honest about anything for once I'd understand. Just say "we're all degenerates who need to vent our collective frustration with an overly rigid society by engaging in communal sex practices". Do not pretend it is innocent or normal. German women just say it's been the only way to mate in this severely autistic society prior to dating apps. And seriously German men, just say you go to the sauna to see nude asses. Stop with the gaslighting bullshit.

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I have been working at the same company for like 8 years. I work in IT and I have master degree. Anyways, I accepted this job because I am coming from non developed non EU country. So, they vastly lowballed me initially. I wanted to start working and get EU citizenship. Finally, I managed to get my EU citizenship.(=German)

The point now is that, If I get fired, I would get great Abfindung + 3 months notice in advance. The Abfindung amount I would get, will be much bigger than what I could save per year while working. Plus, I am entitled to collect ALG1 for an entire year which would provide me more or less same life standards like I am working.

What's the point of keep working? I ask this question myself everyday. I secretly wish to be fired and collect Abfindung. This would boost my action to move out Germany as well.

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1. You gonna ask them to fire you via Aufhebungsvertrag? Be careful, might be viewed as voluntary resignation. Lawyers can do it right, but get legal representation.
2. If you're asking to be fired, why would they pay an Abfindung? They only pay that when infringing on your rights, which they aren't doing in that case.
3. What will you do after 12 months ALG1? It won't magically make Berlin not suck (though if you can start a new job in spring or summer it might be bearable for a couple of months).
4. Are you Indian or some other kind of darky? Good luck finding a Job Center caseworker who will treat you with the chill they give to Germans. Expect routine mandatory meetings.

Just my 2 cents. Good luck

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  Anonymous wrote:

Imagine having German citizenship.

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Pro tip: don't shower two weeks before the citizenship test so you can easily pass the German sniff test.

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Congratulations to all pro-Palestinians that couldn’t give a crap less about the society and country they live in! You made it! You sabotaged and cussed at Kamala from Berlin, from the US, from campuses, from everywhere like the brain dead zombies of a death cult that you are <3
(Quick note: The orange man would splash Palestinians himself with a bazookah… so your whole noise about Kamala fUNding GeNOice will soon be silenced. )
y’all deserve it!
The orange man is the world’s chosen one to bring peace!
Enjoy <3

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Cope + seethe + KYS xoxo

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Haha go against Israel and get reckt Everytime.

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Just an fyi for you guys dating a German. Dump her now. Be brutal about it. Say things so inhumane you question your own morality. It doesn't matter anyway, because Germans aren't human and have no feelings, no inner dialogue. And besides, you're saving yourself. As soon as they get their hooks in you they'll reveal their true selves. If you've ever said "yeah I don't like most Germans but she's different" then just stop right there. She lying and at the very first opportunity when you're trapped here she'll let the costume drop. Seriously go date literally any other nationality, even the gold digging passport wives will at least give you a few years of fun. Germans are for depressed retards.

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Why would I date ugly, unkept, masculine looking broad with body count higher than Hillary Clinton's assassination list?

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Trump literally looks like the average German woman after a f0cking 10 euro haircut in Prenzlauer Berg.

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