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Stay in berlin if you want to be still using beer crates as furniture in your 40s.
Here's the German National Anthem in English. Total BS
Unity and Right and Freedom
For the German Fatherland!
After these let us all strive
Brotherly with heart and hand!
Unity and Right and Freedom
Are the pledge of happiness.
Bloom in the splendour of this happiness,
Bloom, my German Fatherland!
Bloom in the splendour of this happiness,
Bloom, my German Fatherland!
Why are chermans so Obsessed with Bud Spencer & Terence Hill Movies ? Nobody watch these crap outside of Europe
I really don't wanna post here cause I don't like this site. Yet I feel it belongs here, so I post it. I mean many have been wondering what is it with many people in this city. They make no sense. So here is an idea that I had: Often - for whatever reason (let's leave that aside) - people say something that you could call "putting words in your mouth". This is often called a reaction. Some people say things like "don't react" and true, because that is how it feels. But what is actually a true way to reply to that nonsense.
Example of nonsense: (I don't care that some idiots here call me a checkout guy. They are too dumb to see these are examples. Examples by which to relate to a bigger universal theme. But okay, I might not always made sense or was off, while that is no reason to be so rude. Very immature. Because things need space.)
example: Being at the checkout and the chashier sorts of makes you wait by talking to a colleague or you just nonverbally let the person know you have no interest in the receipt. You left and didn't wait their question. Anyway, point being the cashier can clearly see that you don't want it, yet they aks you: And the receipt? What do you say? You can go fuk yourself? maybe. But yeah, what would be a reaction? A reaction would be to say: Why do you think I (potentially) want the receipt?! While this is angry and expressive of some things, it is not satisfying, because it is kinda dragged down to this low nonsense. But if you say that very same thing as if you would either say:
- "you're lame"
- or "this reactive thing to say is lame"
then it feels better. There might be some disgust with it or however it might feel. So literally anything that is of such a reaction can be said in such a way. It is sorts of like "just saying it".
Another thing is sense (another would be to return something).
These people often make no sense. For example you walk into a baker to see what kind of baguettes they have. And it's those cheap one's from Netto baker. So you feel, do not want that. And you leave. Yet in the last moment the clerk talks sh.it to you: Cannot just come in and go out. The point is what they are saying didn't actually happen. It feels like a shortcut of: You make no fukking sense. Or you could say the truth. That you didn't just go in and then out again but that ....what happened...looked for baguettes, saw they only have those...and that you don't have to do a thing to her. You owe her no explanation. Because you're a decent person. You would have felt bad to say nothing with a friendly clerk. You'd naturally said something. But with this one, it didn't feel like so.
As for returning. Let's say you are at a Döner store and you order something and it goes as it goes, but then the guy asks you" Tüte war richtig ja/Bag was right yeah?" And you feel he is full of shi.t. Meaning he knows what it was. So you could take it easy and reply __Ja-a. Kinda a knowing Ja. Said with in mind that when he says the price, you would return it: 4.50 was right yeah? Because it's so poop easy to do that. You don't though mean to lowely get back at him.
Some more examples of sense (this poop happened to me): I was standing in a queue or about to, when another one opened up and the guy acted like it was all about him. Come you shortly with over here?! to put it in direct translation. It confused me. He even went like: so the checkouts are not so full. Well fuk you idiot, maybe I! also don't want to stand so long in the queue?! So the sense of it would be: Why would I not? which would obviously not be such a thing to say as for what I initially wrote about.
Another example of that (the first): someone goes like: yellow yeah?! (color of cigarettes). Idk why he does it, I guess it feels good, wants to have control or whatnot. But it makes no sense. He is super confident. Not how someone would ask who is unsure. Yet you don't really want to say: Are you! not sure or do you wanna say I was not sure? while you could. It feels like saying: Are you saying I was not sure? But saying " How can you ask this without knowing the answer?" feels pretty forced and would be of something you wouldn't say. So you could express about that very thing being lame by saying it that way, or that he was lame. Idk if it's clear what I mean. And yeah remember, I don't like most of you people anyway so I don't really care to make it any more clear. I write this mainly for my own personal expression. And you happen to be that people I could talk about that to. So thanks very much for listening. I'll be back if I need to talk again.
The way it feels is rather dignity. You people make the mistake to see me as being conceptual. There is not many other ways to express dignity. It even has something deeper human. You are seeing what I write instead of using your imagination and feel. See that what I mean cannot be found in the lines but I am talking about Something that you know. Whenever I describe things I step aside of being. But the being is the being (verb).
There’s nothing more hilarious than moving to Berlin if you’re actually competent at what you do. Land a job at a faang and watch the xenophobia and hate become visible from your neighbours. Questions always revolve around how much geld you make, how evil the company is or lastly how their car industry is better
This corrupt disorganised discriminatory place full of retards.....
nationalpost.com/pmn/health-pmn/berlin-set-to-impose-nighttime-ban-on-gatherings-from-friday
These rules make no sense. When your test is negativ you should be able to go about your day without ANY restrictions. However, you cant. Instead we are now forced to wear a ffp muzzle. So do the test work or not?
They cant even give leeway for a few days as not everyone has been able to get a ffp muzzle.
To get a test you have to queue for two hours and your unable to get an appointment as now everyone has to get tested to do anything. freaking bollokcs
Someone posted below that freelancer insurance is very expensive, that's because the brokers are making a huge slice of that payment, go to www.care-concept.de/krankenversicherung/auslandskrankenversicherung/auslandskrankenversicherung_care_expatriate_antrag_2020_eng.php
Take out the €58 per month coverage, and don't let the Auskanderbehorde tell you it's not relevant, they tried that n me and I told them to ring the comapny because they assured me it covers everything needed for my visa, but only for the first five years. They will be jealous but stand by your guns, they won't even bother to call them because they know it's true that you have enough coverage.
I had to use this option for a hernia operation after too big a workout with weights and they covered it without any questions, very easy, it would have cost €7,000, instead, it cost €150.
Don't get sucked into expensive health insurance. If you don't believe me, call the company and ask them.
Has anyone noticed that the only place you will find a German restaurant is in Germany, there's an obvious reason for that.
If Berlin is so amazing, why did everyone I know get jealous that I was able to leave ?
Germans are so stupid. If they didn’t put out all this great PR they wouldn’t attract all the auslanders they hate. If we just thought they were Nazis still we never would ho
Lets break down Germany being a better country shall we?
Public Transportation: one of its only redeeming factors, despite the fact that they just have bums all over the subway shooting up because there are no gates
Food: awful the worst food I've ever had in my life and I've travelled extensively
Nightlife: Again, the only redeeming factor, but then it kinds of balnace itself out when you see all the people ruining their lives on drugs, suiciding and dying all the time
Yoga: worst yoga classes I have ever been to, nobody bathes either
Saunas: another redeeming factor
Administration: this place is a joke, everything is paperwork, takes forever, everything in life documented, anal retentive culture
Education: free, but also a joke
Work: a joke, you get paid enough to survive
Healthcare: you have to pay health insurance and it is insanely expensive for freelancers, and pooping service where they treat you like poop bc you are foreginer
Dating: haha, nobody wants a relationship, everyone is flakey and shallow
what else?
Technology: a massive joke they’re stuck in the 80s
Change and innovation: what is this? A joke
Tolerance: only in name, they hate anything that’s different but they also hate each other
Friendship: forget it. They approach you only if they want something from you.
Why do they tend to compare their country with the other countries all the time?
Germany is better than country x , Germany is doing better than country y? Just why?
What is their urge to compare?