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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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"Checkout guy" here. I don't want to apologize because it was just a misunderstanding. But of course I'm sorry if I hurt anyone. Didn't mean to. I think I was a bit lost about something. I just give you something of what I meant to get to in the form of a situation.
I'd like to have 2 baguettes with mozarella please.
Which one's?
What which ones? I just told you which one's. Whoa you ask me as if I didn't say anything at all.

What exactly I was off about was probably things like to stay with a feel. I can understand at least why it was joked about, I think it's kinda healthy. Although it's true also as an orientation but overall something was off with it. So nevermind.

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I think you should take the world a little less seriously.

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This post has a good Feel the receipts

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Feel for the receipts I meant to say. That will be 5.99 please for me having to read this post

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Don’t forget doing it with a feel for walking down the sidewalk as well. You forgot that part.

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The women in Berlin are absolute trash it's unbelievable. Never met women like this in my whole life. I never thought such whores exist.. I don't even see them as female anymore, in my eyes they are men. So freaking masculine, no love in them, no compliance, not helpful, very egoistic, can't emphasize with others, full of hate, rude, aggressive...They really do think that they are the centre of the universe. They don't have the traits I thought women do have naturally? They are men in a female body. Absolutely disgusting.

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Amen, you are absolutely right

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And they are racist, xenophobic no matter what age. My brother visited me in Berlin a couple of years ago. We went into a Bar near Boxhagener Platz. Me and my brother speak German but when we meet eachother we speak english together. So we went into a bar ordering some drinks and tried to have a good time. The waitress past us a couple of times (age 23-24 I would say and quite good looking to be honest). She asked us what we want to drink and we ordered (in German). After we ordered she went to the table about 3m away from us and asked the girls in German that were sitting there and had some drinks if she should get them another table and if everything is okay or if we are harassing them. This is no rant about racism or anything.. It's just a warning to all the foreign looking people on here. Forget dating in Germany, concentrate on the poop you have to do here and leave. I live here long enough to know what's up in this place.

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You fuckking incel. You hate women because they won't love you and comply with you? I bet you don't hate men for being rude, aggressive, etc. You're just an assh0le and the women in your home country were under more pressure to fake being nice to you.

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Feminist detected. You know exactly what he is talking about. He is absolutely right, the women here are a bad joke.

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hes right but hes also a piece of poop himself/

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You should watch the new documentary on the NIXIVM cult. Keith Raniere the leader is an absolute genius and he talks about how many modern women have gone completely insane because they get away with everything and no one holds them accountable for anything. In Berlin this is doubly true. I mean, no one in Berlin is really held accountable for anything but for some reason there are so many degenerate horndog males here that every female is able to find something no matter how disgusting or unbearable she is. It's not quite like this elsewhere. And of course I agree that Berlin women are the worst of the worst. They are the perfect mates for Berlin men.

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P.S.: Maybe it's not obvious from the above, but I think that cult is complete trash and all. But the guy who thought it up is LRH-level genius and completely understands human nature better than a normal person ever will.

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ahahaha "fake being nice to you". Why do us women do that sh1t. Really i cant be f*cked anymore men are selfish af so we should be too.

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Get the fuckk outta here

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Everything that was posted on top is true. The women here are rude, nasty in attitude, no manners, trashy looking like Jersey Shore, thinks every man wants them, arrogant, narcissistic, mental health issues, no feminine qualities at all, bad hygiene, extreme jealousy ( in the work place and in the streets) of other women, not an ounce of a motherly/care nature, racist, bigots, hateful, two-faced, and just more man then anything else. But, the other poster was right. The German men here aren’t the biggest catch either. I’ve seen German men hurled together at work talking about women like shit. But the men here are dull/boring with no personality at all. From what I’ve seen German men and women both treat each other like the enemy, lol. I think both German men and German women deserve each other. But yes, from years of being here I agree with the post above the women here are just purely disgusting in personality. Some have great bodies but if you have a evil heart then it doesn’t matter how you look physically.

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so are the men. your point?

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Guys I’m not the OP and this post isn’t sexist. It’s the truth. German women are generally evil and possess these characteristics. German men are boring and don’t want to have sex. It has nothing to do with their gender, though. It’s just that way. Believe me I’ve been living here for years and dated Germans of both genders. Isso

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Are there even any women in Germany apart from foreign ones?

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stop talking to yourself incel

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You’ll change your mind if you date German girls. If you’re a woman, you’ll change your mind after you become friends with German women. If you’re a German woman, you’ll never change. The word „change“ is foreign to you anyway

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  Anonymous wrote:

BERLIN, the politically-correct capital of the world, maybe a tie with Hollywood and Melbourne.

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What are you talking about this place is degenerate.

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OK, you're right, I should have written FAKE political-correcteness, more like virtue-signallers.

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I mean, if the people here were really willingly politically correct then they wouldn't need all these anti-speech laws.

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Don't put Berlin on the same level as LA and Melbourne

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The German holiday "Tag der Befreiung" is a weird attempt at recontextualizing history. Germans weren't the victims. The Germans weren't freed from national-socialism since the Germans were the national-socialists. It wasn't a civil war. Aside from a few unsuccessful pockets there was nearly no resistance against the nazis in Germany. How the hell can they seriously call that day "Tag der Befreiung"? It should be called "Tag der Niederlage" and Germans should spend the day learning their own history and expelling the nasty identitarian politics that have rooted themselves into every aspect of German life.

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Haven’t you noticed germans are always lying? And besides they are hypocrites and never take accountability for their actions . They stress you and then pretend they are the victims when you get angry. What any psychopath does is exactly what you described above

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„ They stress you and then pretend they are the victims when you get angry“
Did you just describe my German ex gf?

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yes sounds like mine too. Always blaming me for doing stuff wrong

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Always criticizing. Always being very rude. Always blaming you for her terrible character. Always playing the victim.

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god am i glad i am out of there. Thank the lord jesus christ.

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Great, only half a year left of freezing all day in the office because some German always decides to open all the windows because "es muss gelüftet werden". And of course no home office anymore because German bosses need to be able to watch you work.

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Reading or hearing something in German gives me goosebumps

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ahaha used to have that in the night in the winter

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I thought they hated drafts because it makes Them sick?
Their buildings have no ventilation for some reason ... morons

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i think they think getting good air in is good for their lungs and also displaces old 'bad' air which may contain germs. So weird

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then why dont they have ventilateion, and why do they slam the window shut in the sbahn? i thought they thought that drafts made people sick.

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They LOVE fresh air but hate drafts. They think that a fast moving stream of air makes you sick, but a light breeze is ok. But they are not afraid of wind outside somehow. I have seen older German people freak out when they open their door and suddenly create a strong draft because a window is open somewhere inside. I don't get it. Must be some kind of weird "German Science" like with the house shoes. They think if you don't wear house shoes you'll get various illnesses.

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this is so hilarious. They are so obsessed with "getting sick". I used to think they really were sick when they said it but its just a bit of a cold. Thats not sick!

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Don't forget the "circulation problems" they all start having mid 20s lol.

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Reading or hearing something in German gives me goosesteps

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hahaha yeah "kalt duschen" for your circulation. Ive become a lot more paranoid about my health though since being here. I think it makes you ill always trying to prevent it.

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Meanwhile they eat terrible food and have terrible water, smoke and drink all the time, ok....

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If you went as a German tourist for the non existent Halloween in Germany, no one would notice because every outfit is an abomination. That’s how bad this place is

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What's up with the dudes pretending it's the 90s?

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Imagine being a German. LOL.

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Imagine thinking Berlin isn't a shithole. Like 100% thinking this place is acceptable. I think they all know that Berlin is garbage but can't admit it.

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Spiele this, spiele that... it’s a wonder why this nation is full of so many pedophiles. Same word for playing with a sexual toy “dildospiele” as “erotic games” etc as playing with a toy or an instrument. Same thing right

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Way too many high ranking pedophiles here. I fon't believe in Qanon but in Germany it is really so obvious that pedophilia is used for blackmailing politicians. No way the Kentler Experiment could have possibly been anything else.

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Germans: Asking people how they are is superficial American bullshit.
Also Germans: Naaaaaaaaaaaaa wie läuft's Hasi?????

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Having manners is just superficial and being a complete angry cunttt is real. According to them, because they could never fathom people actually being nice

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Smalltalk is so fake. Now listen to me talk in detail about my dumbasss bike ride over the weekend from Berlin to the Ostsee.

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Also it’s a complete me-show. They’ll never ask anything about you apart from the na question. Afterward it’s just them talking about themselves

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small talk is so fake, stupid american. now let me yell and xenophobe @ u

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Tschuuuuuuuuuuuussssiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!
Ducking most annoying thing they say

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Can you imagine that you are German and the rest of the world mocks you all over the internet and you still think that your country is the best and you are somehow superior to the rest of the world ?

They are this much out of the reality

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Somehow there are millions of Indians sucking German wang all over the Internet, eapecially on quora

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Show me German bobs and vagene

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^lmao, no

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  Anonymous wrote:

Just broke up with a German (ossi). Never again. NEVER AGAIN. Chermans are evil. Pure evil. Stay away.

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A guy? Was he autistic like about 95% of the ossis?

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Woman. Super evil, I Tell you. And I don’t care if life in the DDR was better. Her brain was so messed up I doubt it was.

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Everyone born in the DDR is messed up, doubly so if born in Berlin. Even West Berlin, they are basically ossis as well. Asbestos-huffing creeps.

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Asbestos huffing, lead drinking, coal breathing (back in the DDR times)... this sh1t does mess up one‘s brain. Finger weg from these people

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^LOL "Asbestos huffing, lead drinking, coal breathing"

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Ve are ze advanzzzzd sozzzietyy. Dis is vy ve driiink ze leads und shmell ze asbestos, ja. Und shmell ze coal. Sehr shön

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I habe met medically educated people wgo still refuse to visit Europe because of how wide spread coal heating is. In the winter my window crevices get caked with black soot every year.

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Coal, asbestos, lead ist sehr bio

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someone should do psychological research on germans brains before and after the club scene. except there is no after because they keep taking chemicals every weekend til theyre like 60

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No difference as they have no brains to begin with

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that berlinauslandermemes page is prety funny

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The woman who runs that page is a bully irl. I don’t support it

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^ and a miserable person. The only reason she runs that meme page is to blame Berlin for her misery

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Berlin is to blame for a lot of people's misery. Glad she is doing something that's reaching thouands. The jokes are pretty good, especially the comments from the Stefans "ooooohhh German docs dom't say drink teeeeeeeeeee".

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Sure as long as you don’t attack and bully random people because you are miserable, that’s the difference

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How do Germans deal with the “I am not a robot” confirmation online?

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HAHAHAHA thanks op. Great question

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"Ich Bin Kein Roboter"

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Downvote by mistake.

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Think this may be my fav post on this site :-)

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Genius comment.

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How do they deal with The one that says “accept and move on”

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I‘m dying. This post is gold

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Why are the receptionists art doctors offices always guaranteed to be complete bitches?

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Because you are a foreigner. Duh !

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how would u feel if you had that job?

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Nonsense, I remember a a great boss of mine saying "Be polite and well-mannered with anybody, irrespective of their status or job, which means your CTO as well as the cleaner" and I always stand by it. No matter who you are, I would treat you with respect, if these people who have a customer-facing job do not do it, then they are in the wrong job. Full stop.

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