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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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A song about a city so boring they named it twice.

Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today
Don't want to be a part of it,
Borelin, Borelin.

This poop on my shoes
Is making me pray
For a brand new start of it
Aus Borelin Borelin

I want to wake up
From this nightmare with the sheep.
I find I'm popping my pills,
There's poop in a heap

These psycho town blues
And such decay
I'll make a brand new start of it
Aus Borelin, Borelin

I couldn't make it here
So I'll make it anywhere
Gonna start anew
Auf Wiedersehn Borelin Borelin


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  Anonymous wrote:

WARNING: If you have a heart attack from laughing at this, don't blame me. Squirm baby, squirm.
www.youtube.com/watch

I think we all need a good laugh at someone else's expense while living in Berlin.

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  Anonymous wrote:

clearly you have been living in berlin too long if you think this is funny.

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It is funny! What’s wrong with you guys? I’m not even the OP and I discovered this before moving to Berlin

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RIP: "Germans should brace for 4-5 months of severe COVID-19 measures, minister says"

www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-germany/germans-should-brace-for-4-5-months-of-severe-covid-19-measures-minister-says-idUSKBN27V080

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This article is confusing . What are they saying exactly, will there or will there not be another lockdown?

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i dont think an extension is being decided until next monday, but they might decide on stricter measures today

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Didn't you know, this is the Big Reset, this is where the lefties take us Full Monty socialist. In other words, your life will be run 100% by the government. That's what the CoronaFlu is all about, this is the beginning of the end of freedom. Good luck all you moronic-half-wits who voted for lefty governments, you're going to need lots of it. Pretty soon the AntiFa goons will be running the lunatic asylum.

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I'm also beginning to get skeptical. At the beginning I was scared but now I don't even care anymore. Last flu season in Germany supposedly only 500 flu deaths (in a normal year there are like 15-20k). Almost a year now and still only 13k deaths (way less than regular flu year). The skeptics are all posting videos from May of Fauci saying you can juke the numbers by running PCR tests with too many cycles (in his words anything above 25 cycles becomes meaningless; he said they're running up to 40 cycles). It honestly feels like they're trying to weaken us all economically before they start rolling in with tanks.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Little known fact: this song is about Berlin m.youtube.com/watch

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  Anonymous wrote:

that was an absolutely poop song

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I know thats why i posted it haha

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  Anonymous wrote:

We are almost at 5000 reasons to hate Berlin. I remember earlier this year it was only 4000. Keep up the good work

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I’m so glad I never had kids in Germany with a German or with someone else for them to become germanized

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If you had kids with a Cherman you’d end up a single parent like they all are

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If someone doesn’t figure out Berlin sucks does that make them stupid

If someone figures out Berlin sucks, but stays, does that make them stupider ?

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Berlin is the place where people love to spend their lives complaining and blaming their issues on external factors .

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  Anonymous wrote:

Hey berlinhater I have a suggestion. Is there a way for a bot to post what we write on here to a twitter account? That way the news of Berlin sucking can spread faster

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Twitter will autoban that bot faster than you can say "it's turning the freaking frogs gay"

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But will they autobahn it ?

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Did you ever visit Berlin after leaving? Did they try to pull any weird poop at the border?
I ditched my rental contract there. Didn’t pay the last two months as they didn’t give me the deposit back, didn’t give any notice. Worried there may be a law or issue against this if I Visit again?

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there shouldn’t be as its not a criminal offence. it might be that they ask for a current address to send their letters to but that’s it

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Sure I live at 100 your mom avenue

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I don’t know what’s more annoying, Berlin, or the people who think just living in Berlin makes them cool.

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People give up their entire personality and dreams and eat poop just to be a “Berlin” person. Delusional , brainwashed

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16 year olds in adult bodies

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Do Germans know the whole world thinks of them as racist nazis? They all seem delusional to me and actually believe people like Germany. Aside from people in the third world hoping to come here because it's possible, I don't know any foreigners in real life who like it here. Feels like prison here.

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The only foreigners who come from the first world and like Berlin long term are drug addicts. It’s nice to be in a place where nobody has any ambition if you are lazy.

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I can’t believe I spent four months trying to learn their stupid language. Waste of my money and time.

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Post graduate education in Germany below. I can't imagine how bad underd education system is

www.reddit.com/r/germany/comments/jukk3v/were_entering_week_three_of_my_english_taught/

"I’ve never needed to cram for an exam in my life and I’m really nervous that my “style” won’t work in the German system. In the US, I consistently did work throughout the semester and then I felt confident and prepared to take the exam because I understood the material. Here, people are like “Yeah you just spend ten days memorizing all the slides and then hope for the best on the exam.” So I’m pretty sure I’m going to fail all of my exams because I don’t know how to memorize the slides."

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Someone is starting to get know Germans....

"I’m in a super small subset of my program and it’s supposed to be “one big happy family.” Someone I keep having to work with is such an insufferable jerk and working with her makes me want to cry. She doesn’t understand the difference between an opinion and a fact, she’s extremely rigid with all of her ideas, and she doesn’t listen to anyone else. The theme of our group work is how stressful 2020 has been. Her idea was “Young adults have been the least affected,” so that’s now our project because she would not budge or listen to anyone else. I brought up how stressful the US elect*0n was and she straight up laughed and said “That was stressful for what, a week?” I’m literally not allowed to say anything to her because I’m a privileged white American and she’s from a developing country. I can’t talk to the professor because then I’m going to look like the one who’s incapable of doing group work."

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If you go to the world university rankings, Berlin schools are about #100-150 I think there is one in Munich at #15, but obviously it’s not in the top 10

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Just wait for this persons surprise once they leave this poop school and can’t fjnd a job, and if they do, something grossly underpaid.

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I am OP here and I have completed my English taught masters in Germany. All I was doing was writing papers in English with references from academic books couple times in a semester. Then I had final exams and exams were all about memorizing things from slides prof was showing during classes.

I found a job which underpays but It is beneficial for me because they sponsor some training and certifications. So I do keep working to gain working experience and some job related certificates .I am aiming to leave Germany in couple years

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This city is a motherfuxkker and not in a good way. This city will dom you. Forget having control of your future and life unless you want to sell your soul to the Germans and especially if you want to keep quiet about how fuckedd the place is, this is the only way you will ever get anywhere

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Germans are all doomed and cursed.

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I meant dom as in dominate

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Man don’t listen to anyone in Berlin. Either they are stupid and/or have no goals and/or are self destructive, OR they have rich parents so they don’t need to panic when they get in a bind. OR they have just accepted their fate. Hate to see what happens to these people without mommy and daddy to bail them out once they pass their youth, a scary thought

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In conclusion,The only people you should hang out with in Berlin are those who go in to use the place, get what they want and then leave.

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You can’t even find a Daddy in Berlin because everyone is broke and Germans are cheap. And I’m not talking about a father

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These people have no family values. None whatsoever. The state will give them money. That’s mommy and daddy here.

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I’ve never seen such apathy

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