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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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someone should do psychological research on germans brains before and after the club scene. except there is no after because they keep taking chemicals every weekend til theyre like 60

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No difference as they have no brains to begin with

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that berlinauslandermemes page is prety funny

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The woman who runs that page is a bully irl. I don’t support it

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^ and a miserable person. The only reason she runs that meme page is to blame Berlin for her misery

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Berlin is to blame for a lot of people's misery. Glad she is doing something that's reaching thouands. The jokes are pretty good, especially the comments from the Stefans "ooooohhh German docs dom't say drink teeeeeeeeeee".

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Sure as long as you don’t attack and bully random people because you are miserable, that’s the difference

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How do Germans deal with the “I am not a robot” confirmation online?

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HAHAHAHA thanks op. Great question

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"Ich Bin Kein Roboter"

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Downvote by mistake.

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Think this may be my fav post on this site :-)

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Genius comment.

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How do they deal with The one that says “accept and move on”

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I‘m dying. This post is gold

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Why are the receptionists art doctors offices always guaranteed to be complete bitches?

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Because you are a foreigner. Duh !

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how would u feel if you had that job?

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Nonsense, I remember a a great boss of mine saying "Be polite and well-mannered with anybody, irrespective of their status or job, which means your CTO as well as the cleaner" and I always stand by it. No matter who you are, I would treat you with respect, if these people who have a customer-facing job do not do it, then they are in the wrong job. Full stop.

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What should I do if I see a Cherman living outside of chermany? Punch them? Or so only the good chermans leave because they realize chermany suxx?

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Like what if the chermans who leave are decent people

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Decent Germans? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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What is this myth of german efficiency? Every German I know is lazy, entitled, has no ambition, no work ethic, does the bare minimum, cant think outside the box, blames other people for their problems, yells...

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Germans are kind of good at making strict contingency plans that can deal with 2 or 3 situations. If nothing ever goes wrong then it would in theory be efficient. But we are in Germany where everything goes wrong all the time and when that happens Germans don't know how to respond because they pretend it's not a mistake. Germans think that service industries can be run like an assembly line and they think of people as cold machines. I mean, German pencils are sold without erasers for God's sake. These people are out of touch with reality big time. I thank God every day that I wasn't born here.

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I think people mistake "efficient" for "joyless". In that case, yes absolutely

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Erasers zu teuer. Also, Germans don’t Need them because they’re always right

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The simple reason berliners don’t care about corona is because they are nihilistic, self destructive, lack ability to plan for the future (live in the now, with no goals), drug addicted, selfish...

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You are right. They are truly nihilists at heart - 100% of them. They don't understand anything that isn't material. A friend of mine from Asia finished his art degree here (I know, I know) and he told me that Germans refused to discus anything about art except physical attributes like the size of thr painting or the technique used. They would NEVER EVER talk about the process, the emotional state of the artist, what was being expressed, etc. He had spent a lot of time studying in Asia and in NY and told me here things are completely different. He got out and I never actually heard him openly complain about this shit-hole but I am completely sure he hated Berlin as much as all of us here on BH.

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Where did he end up going in the end?
And yes complaining isn’t really part of many Asian cultures. I don’t understand how asians tru so hard to adapt to Berlin and learn german when their cultures focus on Politeness and germans are straight up assholes

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He went back home to Japan where he is doing really well last I heard. He was way too smart for Berlin.

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That’s true, Berlin is for people with low standards. Good for a year max

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Has anyone else noticed the Berliners too often say "of course", even though the answer to your question is not obvious.

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These robots all agree on the same things because they are programmed not to have original thought

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www.google.ca/amp/s/amp.dw.com/en/coronavirus-digest-germany-issues-europe-travel-warnings/a-55113532


0:23 HOOOOOPsssss!!!

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hahaha that's really what they sound like

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If a bully was a nation, it would be Germany.

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Sorry I meant to say sociopath

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What did you expect out of Berlin
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What did you end up with

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...:I’m really not sure anymore what I thought would happen or what I was thinking. I remember it looking difficult but I assumed I had my poop together and that poop wouldn’t happen to me. I thought I was intelligent and resourceful enough not to be broke, the city doesn’t allow for that

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^Sorry meant to upvote. Great comment, I had the same thoughts.

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I honestly expected Berlin to be similar to the rest of the civilized world. Turns out Berlin is just a crappy little hole where the only way to get through life is by begging at the feet of the government (PLEASE GIVE ME A UNI SPOT, PLEASE GIVE ME HARZIV, PLEASE GIVE ME BAFOEG, PLEASE GIVE ME BILDUNGSGUTSCHEIN, PLEASE GIVE ME GRUENDUNGSZUSCHUSS, PLEASE GIVE ME WOHNGELD, BLAH BLAH). It's easy have a place to live here and pay your bills. It's extremely hard to have a first-world standard of living.

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„ It's easy have a place to live here and pay your bills. It's extremely hard to have a first-world standard of living.“ Chormany in a nutshell

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Land of mediocrity.

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Idiot germans insulting America when they listen to techno. LOL

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These imbeciles listen to house, disco even rap yet insult Americans. Are these people brain dead or what?

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Two steps forward, one hundred steps back

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just keep walking

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Try turn around and walking backwards

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Everything about Germany is bad. Want to find a home, go to 50+ viewings and waste 6 months to get on a contract. Then move in and have terrible neighbours. Want to find work - find something low paying forever , because you will never advance like a German and you pay all kinds of tax. Want to date, well half of people are drug addicts or crazy, and the other half don’t want a relationship or will leave. Want to learn the language, it’s hard. Want to find a good yoga class to relax, they are all bad and nobody showers. Want to even get good food, you can’t find it. Want to see the sun, sorry, it is gone for most of the year. Want true friends,’
Most people are flakes. Want strangers to behave decently, most are hostile, stare or xenophobic you for no reason.

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Want a free education, surprise it is lowly ranked and useless on a global scale.

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Want AC on a sweltering day, they don’t have it. Want to get home, have to walk up counless flights of stairs on a sweltering day. Want to take a shower, the water causes skin problems and hair to fall out.

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Please add more. The only benefit I can see here are the contacts you can make but you can do that visiting as a tourist and not live gathered

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Berlin looking back seems like a bad dream

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Want to send an email, post only. Want to have some class, sorry, trash only.

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Want to swear because someone is xenophobing you, then you get gaslit and charged for “insulting their honour”

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Want to cook quality food, the selection in super markets is very low and let’s not talk about quality

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Want to go to a restaurant, food is as blunt as Germans

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RE: Sun
Just a little reminder that it'll be at least 5 more months before you can wear a t-shirt outside again.

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Want to hide your tears? Good news, it's raining.

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Want to smile and be friendly, sorry that means you're insane.

Want to contact an office for an appointment, sorry no email, phone number only. Want to call that number, they're too lazy to answer the phone. Want to drop by that office, well they closed early because no one was there.

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Want to be left in peace? Sorry, germans intrusively phone call you over and over again for mundane things when they could just send an email or sms. Just drop everything immediately, in Germany the customer is always wrong

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Want to speak to your landlord? Sorry they don’t have an email and only hold office hours six hours per week via phone because they are “sehr efficient”

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Want to just take a walk and forget about everything? Trash, drunk people, dirt and intrusive Germans all over the place

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People move to Berlin bc it’s cheap but it’s cheap bc you can’t afford to live there as there is NO money. Oh and BTW it’s no longer cheap so you’ll be even more broke

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