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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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BERLIN, the politically-correct capital of the world, maybe a tie with Hollywood and Melbourne.

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What are you talking about this place is degenerate.

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OK, you're right, I should have written FAKE political-correcteness, more like virtue-signallers.

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I mean, if the people here were really willingly politically correct then they wouldn't need all these anti-speech laws.

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Don't put Berlin on the same level as LA and Melbourne

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The German holiday "Tag der Befreiung" is a weird attempt at recontextualizing history. Germans weren't the victims. The Germans weren't freed from national-socialism since the Germans were the national-socialists. It wasn't a civil war. Aside from a few unsuccessful pockets there was nearly no resistance against the nazis in Germany. How the hell can they seriously call that day "Tag der Befreiung"? It should be called "Tag der Niederlage" and Germans should spend the day learning their own history and expelling the nasty identitarian politics that have rooted themselves into every aspect of German life.

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Haven’t you noticed germans are always lying? And besides they are hypocrites and never take accountability for their actions . They stress you and then pretend they are the victims when you get angry. What any psychopath does is exactly what you described above

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„ They stress you and then pretend they are the victims when you get angry“
Did you just describe my German ex gf?

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yes sounds like mine too. Always blaming me for doing stuff wrong

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Always criticizing. Always being very rude. Always blaming you for her terrible character. Always playing the victim.

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god am i glad i am out of there. Thank the lord jesus christ.

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Great, only half a year left of freezing all day in the office because some German always decides to open all the windows because "es muss gelüftet werden". And of course no home office anymore because German bosses need to be able to watch you work.

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Reading or hearing something in German gives me goosebumps

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ahaha used to have that in the night in the winter

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I thought they hated drafts because it makes Them sick?
Their buildings have no ventilation for some reason ... morons

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i think they think getting good air in is good for their lungs and also displaces old 'bad' air which may contain germs. So weird

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then why dont they have ventilateion, and why do they slam the window shut in the sbahn? i thought they thought that drafts made people sick.

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They LOVE fresh air but hate drafts. They think that a fast moving stream of air makes you sick, but a light breeze is ok. But they are not afraid of wind outside somehow. I have seen older German people freak out when they open their door and suddenly create a strong draft because a window is open somewhere inside. I don't get it. Must be some kind of weird "German Science" like with the house shoes. They think if you don't wear house shoes you'll get various illnesses.

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this is so hilarious. They are so obsessed with "getting sick". I used to think they really were sick when they said it but its just a bit of a cold. Thats not sick!

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Don't forget the "circulation problems" they all start having mid 20s lol.

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Reading or hearing something in German gives me goosesteps

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hahaha yeah "kalt duschen" for your circulation. Ive become a lot more paranoid about my health though since being here. I think it makes you ill always trying to prevent it.

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Meanwhile they eat terrible food and have terrible water, smoke and drink all the time, ok....

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If you went as a German tourist for the non existent Halloween in Germany, no one would notice because every outfit is an abomination. That’s how bad this place is

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What's up with the dudes pretending it's the 90s?

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Imagine being a German. LOL.

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Imagine thinking Berlin isn't a shithole. Like 100% thinking this place is acceptable. I think they all know that Berlin is garbage but can't admit it.

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Spiele this, spiele that... it’s a wonder why this nation is full of so many pedophiles. Same word for playing with a sexual toy “dildospiele” as “erotic games” etc as playing with a toy or an instrument. Same thing right

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Way too many high ranking pedophiles here. I fon't believe in Qanon but in Germany it is really so obvious that pedophilia is used for blackmailing politicians. No way the Kentler Experiment could have possibly been anything else.

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Germans: Asking people how they are is superficial American bullshit.
Also Germans: Naaaaaaaaaaaaa wie läuft's Hasi?????

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Having manners is just superficial and being a complete angry cunttt is real. According to them, because they could never fathom people actually being nice

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Smalltalk is so fake. Now listen to me talk in detail about my dumbasss bike ride over the weekend from Berlin to the Ostsee.

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Also it’s a complete me-show. They’ll never ask anything about you apart from the na question. Afterward it’s just them talking about themselves

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small talk is so fake, stupid american. now let me yell and xenophobe @ u

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Tschuuuuuuuuuuuussssiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!
Ducking most annoying thing they say

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Can you imagine that you are German and the rest of the world mocks you all over the internet and you still think that your country is the best and you are somehow superior to the rest of the world ?

They are this much out of the reality

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Somehow there are millions of Indians sucking German wang all over the Internet, eapecially on quora

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Show me German bobs and vagene

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^lmao, no

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Just broke up with a German (ossi). Never again. NEVER AGAIN. Chermans are evil. Pure evil. Stay away.

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A guy? Was he autistic like about 95% of the ossis?

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Woman. Super evil, I Tell you. And I don’t care if life in the DDR was better. Her brain was so messed up I doubt it was.

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Everyone born in the DDR is messed up, doubly so if born in Berlin. Even West Berlin, they are basically ossis as well. Asbestos-huffing creeps.

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Asbestos huffing, lead drinking, coal breathing (back in the DDR times)... this sh1t does mess up one‘s brain. Finger weg from these people

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^LOL "Asbestos huffing, lead drinking, coal breathing"

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Ve are ze advanzzzzd sozzzietyy. Dis is vy ve driiink ze leads und shmell ze asbestos, ja. Und shmell ze coal. Sehr shön

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I habe met medically educated people wgo still refuse to visit Europe because of how wide spread coal heating is. In the winter my window crevices get caked with black soot every year.

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Coal, asbestos, lead ist sehr bio

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someone should do psychological research on germans brains before and after the club scene. except there is no after because they keep taking chemicals every weekend til theyre like 60

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No difference as they have no brains to begin with

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that berlinauslandermemes page is prety funny

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The woman who runs that page is a bully irl. I don’t support it

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^ and a miserable person. The only reason she runs that meme page is to blame Berlin for her misery

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Berlin is to blame for a lot of people's misery. Glad she is doing something that's reaching thouands. The jokes are pretty good, especially the comments from the Stefans "ooooohhh German docs dom't say drink teeeeeeeeeee".

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Sure as long as you don’t attack and bully random people because you are miserable, that’s the difference

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How do Germans deal with the “I am not a robot” confirmation online?

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HAHAHAHA thanks op. Great question

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"Ich Bin Kein Roboter"

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Downvote by mistake.

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Think this may be my fav post on this site :-)

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Genius comment.

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How do they deal with The one that says “accept and move on”

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I‘m dying. This post is gold

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Why are the receptionists art doctors offices always guaranteed to be complete bitches?

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Because you are a foreigner. Duh !

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how would u feel if you had that job?

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Nonsense, I remember a a great boss of mine saying "Be polite and well-mannered with anybody, irrespective of their status or job, which means your CTO as well as the cleaner" and I always stand by it. No matter who you are, I would treat you with respect, if these people who have a customer-facing job do not do it, then they are in the wrong job. Full stop.

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What should I do if I see a Cherman living outside of chermany? Punch them? Or so only the good chermans leave because they realize chermany suxx?

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Like what if the chermans who leave are decent people

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Decent Germans? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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What is this myth of german efficiency? Every German I know is lazy, entitled, has no ambition, no work ethic, does the bare minimum, cant think outside the box, blames other people for their problems, yells...

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Germans are kind of good at making strict contingency plans that can deal with 2 or 3 situations. If nothing ever goes wrong then it would in theory be efficient. But we are in Germany where everything goes wrong all the time and when that happens Germans don't know how to respond because they pretend it's not a mistake. Germans think that service industries can be run like an assembly line and they think of people as cold machines. I mean, German pencils are sold without erasers for God's sake. These people are out of touch with reality big time. I thank God every day that I wasn't born here.

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I think people mistake "efficient" for "joyless". In that case, yes absolutely

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Erasers zu teuer. Also, Germans don’t Need them because they’re always right

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