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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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  Anonymous wrote:

I bet the people not getting these jokes are Berliners www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8643363/People-completely-missed-joke-left-hysterics-point-obvious.html

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If I see another white person with dreads in berlin I might just puke

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And nose rings, they're the worst

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But I went to Africa see here is my pic with a bunch of black kids online

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But I’m Cherman and this is my freedom

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If you can think for yourself, or if you are not a mindless lefty sheep, do not come to Berlin, you will go insane

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Been there done that

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I just stopped back for 9 days in Berlin because I was in Greece before I take off . Honestly some German freaked out at the flight attendant, a kid was shaking the bathroom stall when I was in it (and the parents didn’t tell them to wait), a guy was kicking the back of my seat and I’ve only just arrived. It used to drive me crazy but now I know I will just be here for a little while so I can laugh and even if they freak out at me or yell I will just laugh because it’s funny now that I’m not stuck here. One day you will be able to as well!

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Ps/ why are groups of men always yelling here ? STFU!

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But haha I mean... I won’t let these people kill the buzz I’ll be riding out on, they won’t drag me back down!

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HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY ARE MEN YOU USELESS SEXIST FEMINIST KHUNT

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Sorry, I thought you meant "here' as in BerlinHater, but maybe you meant Berlin, and the last thing I want to see is a bunch of lefty feminist morons invading the only safe space in Berlin.

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What are you talking about? I meant groups of German men yelling on the street.

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yeling on street or here?

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What ? On the street. Groups of German men, yelling and chanting on the street while walking / standing / drinking

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Can anyone recommend here a good restaurant? Because everything here I try tastes like crap

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Also for delivery... everything I get in delivery I want to smash out the window! I’m not a picky eater but what the fuck!

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Try @Krua Thai in Wedding by u6 leopoldplatz. No delivery, but authentic thai, cheap and one of those hole in the wall places that isn't overrated. Trust me, it's good.

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There is a pizza place in neukolln that is good for burrata pizza but I can’t remember the name

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The only place I ever found was Hum Vegan in Raumer St Prenzel'berg

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yes, i can recommend several restaurants in countries that actually season their food

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I hate Berlin lefties for their brainless whining but I also hate German conservatives. The idiots at Tichys Einblick, the biggest German conservative magazine, are crying about a school in buttfuck Germany that's being sued because it's forcing the students, 85% of which are foreigners, to speak German outside of class. What a joke Germans are left or right.

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Lol how could they even enforce that ? Nazis

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they let the foreigners to virtue signal without realizing how hard it could be to integrate them,

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Multiculturalism is scam, it doesn't work, and you are not racist for not wanting to mix CULTURES.

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Multiculturalism does work actually. I’m from canada and it works fine. Problem is in Berlin they are so racist and unwelcoming that they never want them to integrate

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And yes you are racist if your unwilling to except someone because they have a different race

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Like my Syrian friend told me..'I can laugh at both the left and right, cos they're both full of shit' haha so true

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Lol imagine the fat old walrus who gets pissy because a group of kids from somewhere else isn't speaking German. "Muhammed, du musst Deutsch reden damit du später als aussenseiter erkennen kannst, dass wir Deutschen dich nicht akzeptieren." Germany is so sad it's funny.

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Is Japan, China, Mexico, Turkey racist? These countries are homogenous and dont accept outsiders, they all insist on total assimilation if that

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If you do not look Japanese, you can never be Japanese.

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People, don't ever date a German man in his 30s in Berlin. Especially the one who came in his 30s to Berlin. Red flag!!!!!

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Or woman. + A few characters so the system allows me to post.

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The smell is already a major red flag

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The women are the worst, stay clear of them at all cost

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I was dating a German woman in her 30s for some time. She seemed nice enough but the questions arose......'do I want to be part of this culture?' ....'could I ever be happy here?'....'she doesn't even like her own people so how the hell should I?'....'what kind of problems could I encounter here if i were to stay?'..
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I think most on this page know the answers. I eventually figured this out too.

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Germans always sound like they are scolding you. It's just the baseline for the language

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they just love telling you you are doing something wrong and explaining the right way. cant wait to get to a place where this no longer happens

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and the tone when they address you is totally aggressive.

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It’s because they are scolding you. Because they have no other pass times

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Sorry Hans I don’t take life advice from someone with zero net worth and a shitttty outfit

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I was just in Greece and nobody explained me the right way to do anything. That’s because they have other things to do than micromanage. Like relaxing and enjoying their own lives and minding their own darn business while being friendly

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So, bittschön!

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"I was just in Greece and nobody explained me the right way to do anything. That’s because they have other things to do than micromanage. Like relaxing and enjoying their own lives and minding their own darn business while being friendly" ROFL so true.

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Eww. My man and I were walking past Alexanderplatz today to run an errand (129 euros later for a 2 page translation and certification lol) and it SMELLS LIKE STRAIGHT PISS AND poop BUTTER. WTF. Nasty asses. Can't wait to move out of this city. And these mother fuckers can't drive for shit, either. These bikers are too aggressive and take up the whole road. They do know how Car vs. Bike battles end, right?

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Aggressive German bicyclists are idiots. If they put half the energy into finding a job that they put into being complete jerks to drivers then they could probably afford an adult form of transportation.

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They only want to drive Trabis because Trabis were the best cars because you could repair them yourself :o))))

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With glue, sello tape and scissors...

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I LIVE for the second comment on this thread LOL

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Lol you guys made T-shirts... if I ever see someone wearing them I give them a high 5

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You should sell bh masks :D

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Stickers to put up around the world

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Stickers are here!!!
cityhater.com/shop/product/motz-mit-stickers/

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Amsterdam Police shot German instagram influencer , noticed how germans are shocked because he was Ethnic german ? If he had a migrant Background they would write comments like " he deserve it"
Germans are really disgusting people.

youtu.be/ftg9enOcsMQ

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Germans surprised when cops abroad actually do their jobs.

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When Germs inevitably say Amsterdam cops overreacted remind them of this:
www.berliner-zeitung.de/mensch-metropole/berlin-alexanderplatz-polizist-erschiesst-nackten-mann-am-neptunbrunnen-li.6826

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There's actually a video of the guy getting shot but the Germs did a good job of scrubbing it from the net.

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Why did they shoot him

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For both of them, they were shot because they were drugged out junkies with knives and were threatening to attack the officers and injure themselves. Germans are so dumb.

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Living here is depressing

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Duh, you don't say. Most expats waver between depressed and anxious.

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Berlin stinkt nach Pisse

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und Schweiß, Müll und Scheiße

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The worst smell is from the lefties, they reek

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That sickly sweet smell is dust mite shit.

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Omg people in berlin are so ignorant of cleaning dust, I actually got skin infection when I got here

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Africola... wtf? Tastes like ars

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Tasteless Idiot

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All these cheap generic colas taste like ass. They're only for poor people.

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And people who want to act "different" but actually aren't.

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Wanted to enjoy a nice (overpriced) breakfast this weekend with my gf. We went to a decent place directly overlooking the Spree. First had to move to a different spot because of the "morning after zombies" who were just sitting around and being loud/obnoxious. Then while we were eating and watching the boats pass by a middle aged woman on the opposite side just squats up against a wall and casually takes a piss. Entirely exposed, while boats and all the diners on our side can clearly see. These people are missing part of their brains.

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+1 for not being like most men here and actually taking your lady out on a date (no bitterness here, I got my man lol) and to the old female dog doing that... eww. Hey, we've all been there and had no excess to a bathroom, but at least be discreet about it. Go somewhere secluded. These people have no concept of social etiquette, clearly.

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In Berlin, that's like saying "I saw a woman walking down the street. If you said "today I didn't see a woman pisssing in public", then I'd be shocked

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