sexual act fuck.....berliner wind.....her mit der currywurst.....
You can get easily into a Fight or argument in this city,anytime and anywhere.Its pretty normal in Berlin.
Should we now start calling Berlin, Syria Deux? Lebanon Zwei? Or Freistadt?
Berlin is one of the most horrible cities to ever get stuck in...best thing you can do is GET THE HEL OUTTA THERE....
So, I played some fun, innocent little PvP online games against some of my German "friends". (Tabletug to be precise - just google it). And since I have a pretty good eye for people around me, I noticed something which kind of took away the fun but maybe revealed a deeper truth about these folks to me: Since I've played it several times, I naturally got better at it, so I won the first few times. Then my friend got kind of annoyed, saying that the game isn't even fun. So I let him win a few times. Suddenly the game was enjoyable. Until I won again, then it started getting nasty; he tried distracting me and disturbing me in so many ways, until I didn't want to play anymore. Best part? He said only under one circumstance... and that is admitting to him that he won. The heck. I have played this game with friends from the States before and never have I seen anyone be so ridiculously competitive about something that is just supposed to be fun.
I know the feeling. Some Berliners and I played something called kakelake or something. It was their idea. I was a bit slow in the beginning to which they had an attitude of being superior and telling me things such as "in your face!", "you're slow like a grandma"... And I'm just like sitting there thinking:"wooow, it's just a silly little game and I'm not even winning and they are still being aggressive about it..." I did not enjoy it one bit even though I thought the game itself was pretty fun, pardon, could have been if played with the right people.
As much as I like the idea: no. Germany has won plenty of wars, if you just risk a look in any history book it can tell you that. Besides, even if it were true, French people would need to be even bigger douchbags, which they aren't. I do think the wars played their parts too, but even without them, their culture has been way too "progress" driven for centuries. That plus the general idea of "everyone fends for himself" which effectively takes away any hope for some unbiased harmless little fun without everyone taking it personally (of course they'd never admit that; that's what the beer is for)...
-Be me chilling one day.
-(German Friend) Hey pal, some friends and I are playing poker tonight wanna come?
-Sure
-Ok but the minimal entry fee is 20 so be prepared.
-Alright.
*Go there and play poker, I beat almost everyone, made around 150€ but play it cool. Though they seemed a little upset but nothing strange.
-The next morning all of them have deleted me on Facebook.
-They never call again.
-They won't even say hi on the street.
Zero sexual act are given.
I'm so glad I no longer live there.
"The city of opportunities" Yes, let's just clarify that it only applies if: You're a) a workaholic, b) into brutal, ego-, and materialistic-driven competition, c) in possession of a lot of money, d) okay with pretty much selling your own grandmother for success, e) the kind of person who finds money to be reason enough to poop people constantly. Bonus: if you're very extroverted, loud, have a long range of self-destructive behaviors that nobody seems to call attention to -besides being "cool"-, anyway. None of these apply to you even remotely? Please save yourself, your health and your happiness and leave this stone-cold capitalistic hellhole of a city.
Berlin (and Germany) is open for all Syrian refugees that get there, awesome move Merkel. I wonder how that's gonna end up since Berliners don't even withstand foreigners sitting next to them in the subway.
Yeah it will certainely upset them, but they are pretty coward from what I have seen so far. They will just swallow their hate and deal with the situation. And what I say "deal with the situation" I mean that they will probably talk about how much hey freaking hate the foreigners with their fellow germans while getting drunk and even more miserable (provided this is possible for them to get more miserable as they already are)
^^^^ exactly. That is admittedly the reason why they're so poor at communicating properly to begin with. If you ask me, I honestly it's a problem that takes place on a much more global level. But as for Germans themselves, yeah- definitely doesn't help the situation at all when there's already so much passive aggression going on
I agree with you but disagree at the same time. You are right when you say that the Germans go from being completely passive, zombie like to being fuck!ng insane psychotics in under 1 second. However, have you ever tried to stand up against them? I did, many times and tge result has always been the same, as soon as they see that you cercertainly don't fear them and stand up against them, they just back off!!! They are coward little puss!es believe me
Now that's more like Germany
news.vice.com/article/neo-nazis-tried-to-crash-a-welcome-party-for-migrants-and-refugees-in-germany
While Welcoming Some Refugees, Germany Is Also Expelling Migrants Back to the Balkans news.vice.com/article/while-welcoming-some-refugees-germany-is-expelling-asylum-seekers-back-to-the-balkans
I hate the grey skies, the Ellenbogengesellschaft, I hate so much about this city I can't even describe it. People are rude, selfish, don't have any manners and make you feel like poop if you're not an arrogant, extroverted and loud person. If you're a highly sensitive person or just remotely introverted, I wish you the best luck to get out of this pile of poop as fast as possible so you won't end up like me having to struggle with a bloody major depression while taking a handful of useless as f*ck antidepressants. People do not understand the concept of anything that lies below the surface, any warm human interaction, any selfless behavior. If anyones ever nice to you they probably want something from you. f*ck this place
keep spreading the word its a joke. It was cool for a short time while the Techno club culture was at its peak about 8 years ago and stopped about 3 or 4 years ago when all of the worlds dickheads came from Australia, Ireland and America and some insignificant places. The Boiler Room party crowd have helped commercialise and piss on it and helped push up the rents of anywhere decent which was and is Berlins only selling point.
I was born in this city and have spent almost all my life living here, so you would think I got adjusted to it at some point: no. I have been feeling uncomfortable here for as long as I can know, and I'd be lying if I said it didn't have any long-term effects on me at all. If you've ever visited another city such as Paris, London, or even anywhere in Scandinavia, you can quickly tell how the general mood is. Where to begin? Is it the "German attitude"? The food? The sour faces? The cold, calculating exactness and strictness? The busy streets and noise? The impoliteness? The lack of decency? The fact that you can't make proper friends? The ill-minded obsession with competition? The ugly architecture and lifeless streets? I could go on for hours, still not the wiser. Now to be fair, compared to a lot of other cities outside of Germany, it's supposed to be pretty stable and secure in fairly many ways: no earthquakes or other natural disasters, pretty solid traffic system, almost everything is secured on a written document, which gives a feeling of security and organization- stuff like that. I am constantly told I should appreciate these things, but that's like telling a bird locked in a golden cage to appreciate the material. In any case, I'm really glad I'm not alone with these feelings, despite being told the opposite many times. I just hope I can get my life together and move out of here as soon as possible, and hope the same for everyone else on this site. Hang in there, and thanks for reading.
I'll be visiting Berlin after leaving there 1year ago. My rules for having a good time is as follows:
1) Dont talk to any Germans.
2)Ignore the stares...and often stare BACK.
3)Only let my non-German friends know Im in town.
4)Decline all meals offered by my German Host.
5)Get to Prague as SOON as possible.
6)Be kind to/Help as many Tourists as possible in English!
7)Never ask a Berliner how they are doing. For it often ruins my f**king mood.
Don't you hate all this people saying: "I love Berlin", "Best city in the world", "This place is awesome", "Youre so lucky of being there". Ok move there and stop annoying me, because I'm gald as hell I got out there.
The worst being the people making those comments while they actually LIVE HERE. Fuck!ng hell I get this everyday "what??? You don't like living here? But it is so cool!"
And I'm always like "im not sure we're living in the same city"
In a nutshell, if you aren't a soulless drone addicted to drugs and alcohol, and if you actually value real warm human beings, this place isn't for you.
Me too, I tell everyone how it is and its to be honest anything and everything negative you read here. I found this page by mistake during one night of desperation while I lived there. Iam often bored after a few hours of being there when I have to visit now.
fornicate this. Anyways....
Where am I? Whatever.
Neo fuck!ng nazis are now pissing on foreign kids in the sbahn! Oh yeah, Berlin is so wonderful! fornicate this freaking piece of crap city
Rude pushy people ...hysterical crew cut vaginas ..people that yell at you for real or imagined minor infractions...
Berlin is THE worst place in the world. I hate everything about Berlin and Germany. I feel cheated by the cretins who told me it is an amazing city and I'll learn so much! No one freaking tells you jack crap about all the paper work and restrictions and taxes before you arrive! I just hate it so much. I'm currently home visiting for a week but I fly back tomorrow and I just keep crying knowing I have to go back but I have no where else to go. My amazing partner is in berlin so I can't leave but as soon as he's finished uni I'm leaving and taking him with me! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! It's nothing more than a shallow dark cesspit. Local people are rude and ignorant, the "expats" are mostly rich hipster kids freelancing as an artist voluntarily living in squalor because it's "cool" but still getting money from daddy back home, or immigrants who look at us women like we are nothing more than a piece of meat there for their sexual entertainment! This city is broken and if I have to live here more than one year I'm going to lose my shit! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!
I almost moved there in February.....I spent a week there to check it out.
Not a ray of sun...
The sky was like the dark fell of a rat...
The girls had the mullet hair style....
And I made the big mistake to sightsee in HELLERSDORF, hoping to find the botanical garden.
That did it. Its so horrid...but,
HANG IN THERE!!! u can do it!! Gind the good!!!