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Time for my weekly breakdown over how filthy everything is here. Even the water is filthy, the water stinks! I feel so disgusting, I can't get clean. Everything I wash gets a nasty residue on it. I miss just feeling normal and clean and fresh, and going outside to a decently clean place.
omg thank you for the air quality comment. I told people that there is actually more visible smog on the horizon here than the major US city I moved from, and I was met by totally blank looks and insistence that the sky is the bluest and cleanest here. It's a trend in people's reactions- say anything negative about Berlin or Germany and you get blank looks, disbelief, and insistence that no, actually things are best here...
The last time I escaped Berlin - I did so by the skin of my teeth. The place left me so drained that I almost did not have the energy to get out. I was lucky I never paid deposit on a flat and I left my job without notice after first paycheck because I could not have survived another month working dealing with Germans at work and on the street - its too much- The sooner you leave the better - before you get financially stuck.
I say man up and ignore what others say or think. Get out before you become totally insane. That’s what I did and I never cared for what the outside world says. “Oh you moved to a poorer country”. I’m actually way richer now, both financially and with good experiences
People in Germanic countries (Austria, Germany, Switzerland) are so mean-spirited and racist. I hope the second Coronavirus wave absolutely f*** them.
I am 99% sure that the real coronavirus deaths here are much worse than the government is admitting. Germany has a long history of lying about pandemic deaths here. Even during the freaking black plague East Germany was downright lying through its teeth about the deaths (look at this laughable map: de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwarzer_Tod)
Also hoping it thins out the number of old nazis and stasis.
Wow German men are really sexually advanced! Driving around after dawn around Kurfürstenstrassse ,looking for drug addicted prostitutes and getting a sexual act in LSD cabin for 14€ from a toothless junkie whore!
Germans are convinced that outlawing prostitution would increase the amount of rape here. In other words, Germans believe ever man is capable and willing to rape if he can't have access to cheap, guaranteed sex. Too bad for Germany the only thing artificially keeping the rape stats here down was the fact that UNTIL 4 YEARS AGO ALMOST NOTHING WAS ACTUALLY CONSIDERED RAPE. Look at that jump in rapes since 2015 - that's what it looks like when a country starts SLOWLY taking rape seriously. There's also another reason, of course, but if I write it here then the antifa guy is going to have a conniption fit.
I am only here for a couple of weeks but I noticed the typical Berlin woman looks as follows: dyed hair (preferably re), nose ring and countless bad tattoos, black clothes and Birckenstocks and drives it’s children around in a bycicle trailer! I Somehow stuck in the nineties!
Berlin could be really great. It has a moderate climate, a rich history, great parks, a lot of lakes, and it's not far away from the sea. In reality the people suck so much that you don't want to leave the house.
I wanna make it as a stripper or call boy in Berlin! Any suggestions?
If you have lead water pipes, leave the water running for a bout 10-15 seconds before drinking.
Yes, there are no laws in Germany that require landlords to swap out lead pipes that are INSIDE the building. Germany didn't remove lead pipes that lead from the water main to residences until 2013. Germany didn't outlaw those lead dripping New Year's kits until like 2 years ago. Germans probably all have exposure to lead that exceeds the standards in most countries. Look up the symptoms and it makes perfect sense.
It's not just living in Germany that sucks, Germans are so f**cking annoying to work with too.
I have insulted my colleagues in my language too often. It’s the only way I can cope with this place. I deliver the most and best results there and people still treat me like shhit because I’m a foreigner. Screw them i never say a word to them and stare them like I’m about to kill them all the time
I've come to learn that all Germans are full of shit. Not smart. Not hard-working. Not attractive. Definitely not helpful or friendly. Definitely not studious or resilient. Almost all of them seem like they have a serious mental condition or two or three or a million. They all have horrible communication skills. They mistake directness for just being assholes. Their megalomania exceeds that of Donald Trump. I wish every person that wears "Camp David" polo shirts or "Jack Wolfskin" multifunctional jackets or "Birkenstock" sandals or runs around with one of those pooping cotton bags would just drop dead.
Hallo. I’m Chonny the Cherman. I want to tell you guys that if you don’t like Berlin, you have to go back to your countries. That way you’ll appreciate your people more, since they are truly ambitious, clean, hygienic, fun to be with, and sane human beings compared to this place. For your own sanity, leave Chermany so that we can screw up everything like we always do. Foreigners is the reason our economy is so good and now that it’s getting worse we’ll get more money from the European south to fix it. Tschüüsss from Chonny
PS my company paid for an all-inclusive tour of Italy so I spent 5 days there since I didn’t have to pay. I don’t remember anything I saw because everything was so blurry all the time. Maybe because I was drunk on cheap beer all the time. But I remember a word: bacioni.
Oh, but why do you care about this? My point is that I realized Chermany is the most beautiful country so I’m not traveling again. Also, leave Berlin. Bacioni from Chonny
There are zero good restaurants in friedrichshain May as well be dumpster dive . I can cook better than any of these so called “chefs”. And I don’t get why everyone is obsessed with 1990 vegan living. This is poop Vietnamese food with no spice. Surprise because we are in Germany. Scharf is paprika
I’m the Op.
I just ordered a pizza. Pizza is my favourite food. All the restaurants looked bad, but I chose the highest rated one for delivery. Well. This restaurant combines pineapples and salmon and artichoke and shrimp. Honestly . What in the Fucck. This pizza I just ate, it was so bad. From a so called itslian place. And the other night, I had dinner at an Italian place and it was so crap. I know one good restaurant Italian near by, called EATALIAN. That is the only good restaurant I have tried in friedrichshain. That and the Shakespeare and sons bagels and the sandwich place just w of Warshauer. Everything else is barely edible, and I’ve lived in this neighbourhood for 2 years almost. What in the duck.
Do German men even eat out their girlfriends? I dated one one time and after he came he had a blank look on his face. It was creepy but then I read here since of the “German blank look”. I thought he was gay or hated me. Now I realize he’s just a sociopath German.
No, but German women are stingy with bjs too so it evens itself out. I don't even blame them - who wants to eat week-old dickcheese? For a country that's been sexually liberated to a degree hardly seen elsewhere, the women all seem completely frigid and the men all seem like they'll just stick it in any hole they can as long as they can gyrate for 30 seconds before shutting down like a freaking robot. I hate these people so much.
I typed a note to send to someone which I will not send but instead decided to post it here :
The whole thing seems unreliable and immature so I’ve lost interest. I’m disappointed because I was looking forward to hanging out. This just reminds me of why I am leaving Berlin. I’ve lived here two years and have been single basically the entire time. I haven’t asked anyone out in 3 years. It was hard for me to even approach you via sms. You behaved disrespectfully man. You could have just canceled. I can’t meet anyone who has their poop together here. I thought you had your poop together and you seemed nice so I became interested. I asked you for an actual date because having sex with you when you came to my house or drinking beers by a rat infested canal is just trashy. I can’t feel inspired by the dating scene in this city. Everyone acts like they’re 16, I’m used to dating men 35+ who have actual charm and game. You know like, approaching women properly and putting some kind of effort into seduction. Here it’s basically people not bathing going to clubs for 3 days being like “sex”? Gross. Where is the challenge or allure in that? There is no treating the other person, everyone is cheap. How does that make anyone feel appreciated ? Yet everyone tolerates it, as if it’s normal. The art of seduction is lost on these oagres. the women have no standards. They put up with anything. It blows my mind. I never put up with bullshit. And here? The women just accept a one euro beer or get so high or drunk and then cry about how nothing works out for them. Yet, at the same time they dress like homeless as well. I don’t get it. Where is the ambition? Where is the flirting? Where is the effort? Zero effort for anything. barbarians. Listen, I know I am attractive and I’m not appreciated here. Psychopathic germans just stare at me on the subway or in the club. Do they even know how to approach women? And when they do it’s just like “sex?” And considering everyone in this city is “dating” like five people at once, I wouldn’t surprise if you are as well. You know all I wanted was dinner. I was even going to pay for it. Doesn’t mean I wanted anything more than to hang out for a night. I just wanted for once to sit down and have a freaking meal with someone I was interested in. Berlin is where romance goes to die . Too old for this noise. Glad I’m getting fornicate out this city before I lose my mind. Don’t take this note personally, but maybe learn something from it. This place has low standards and quality and no money. freaking hell. Block me if you want honestly whatever.... to cleanse off the Berlin grime, do I need to bathe in bleach? Ugh....
Dude send it. They need to be knocked back into their place. This country is complete shit. But they're all "Export Weltmeister". Thought Germans were smart before I moved here. Never appreciated people from my country more than I do after spending x years in this pit. Good luck to you.
If he was German I wouldn’t send it tho because then he’d sue me for insults or the polizei would knock down my door in one of their spazzz attacks. I’m paranoid of sending anything personal now. That’s why I posted on Berlin hater. At least you guys will get it.