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Imagine realising your child is Chucky
Has anyone here had a child with a German? This probably sounds like a bull-shit question, but how do you manage to not hate the child when you notice its Germanisms? I am afraid I am going to have a nervous breakdown of my kid has even the slightest German accent.
You know what is horror? Working for one of those dumb butt start ups here! Every morning on my last hundred meters before entering that office building I can hear a voice saying: another pooping day in an open office full of robots! Finally I made it to my desk only to hear the German HR female dog behind me yelling something poop about Bescheinigung at me! Seriously I am surprised nobody has run an amok yet in this city
My German partner hasn't showered or bathed at all since Friday. And it's even a female. How the hell can people be so goddamned unhygienic here? I have even directly told her she needs to shower more often. But like anything you tell a German they just ignore it if you're a foreigner. 90 days until I leave this shithole.
Does anybody make more than 9 € per hour and doesn’t work in IT? I mean I seriously think about becoming a freelance yoga teacher, DJ or Soja Latte Barrista! I ve Heard- they make great money here!
Ah forgot to say, because it’s such an inspirational place, full of liberal, young and dynamic people and artists..
They really love that puke green colour huh. Very bio of them.
If you ask expats why they moved here, here is what they say: „You can be who you wanna be, you can be free, you can dress the way you want, nobody judges you..blablabla! I can’t freaking here it anymore! As if that’s not the case in any other city
I know what they mean tho because where I come from in canada people are nosy, gossip and judgemental and passive aggressive. However it’s not just true you can be what you want to be here. Because germans are overt aggressive, and people do judge you in different ways and also harass you for being foreign (which doesn’t happen in canada). Also, you are taxed to death so can you really be who you want to be? Well you can’t be rich unless you’re German that’s for sure
And it’s not “free” anyway because of that German oppression and financial oppression. That’s not freedom. Berlin is an island and that’s the problem, I mean... maybe if people don’t care about money and just want to be free to be a hippie their whole life or wear humana and not be judged, but it’s not freedom in other ways
And for example I feel judged or scared if I wear certain outfits because of the intense harassment to recieve in Berlin for dressing up. So I’ve found myself dressing down, wearing shoes that have rubber soles, not wearing revealing clothing in public, not looking to feminine, because to do that you get anger from German women or creepy stares from German men or worse, attacked in the road by drug dealers or followed home (happened to me more than once)
Ha ha ha, very funny, this is the last place you can dress how you want, say what you want and just be who you want, if you don't fit their narrow cliquey groups, you will be an outcast. Berlin is the political-correctness capital of the world. But what else can you expect from a city of smug students who think they know everything about everything, yet they've had no real world experience.
That's rich. Be who you want... Be free... If you hail a cab and it looks too much like a certain salute then you get sued. If you call someone an asshole, sued. If you don't pay the propaganda tax, sued and then jail. If you don't want your 12 year old child to watch movies in school that contain nudity, sued and lose custody rights. If you say you're happy Bin Laden died, sued. If you burn a German or EU flag at a protest, arrested and sued. If you write satire, sued.
But if you want to inject heroin right into your male genitalia on the middle of Alexanderplatz at 1pm on a crowded Saturday, no one will even notice probably.
So much ffucking subhuman garbage here. Every darn day on my way to work I see at least one nasty kkraut pissing in public. Yesterday I went to brunch and I sshit you not, some ffucker with a camo jacket and German flag baseball cap just pulled out his ccock and started pissing like 2m away from one of the tables against a tree. Ffucking Abschaum everywhere. Hopefully corona cleanses this filthy sshithole.
I'm one of the people seemingly stuck in Berlin. It's a vicious circle. You come here, study, don't find a job because there are hardly any well paid jobs. whatever you do, you will either get a service job that pays like shit, has pooping conditions like working shifts, every weekend and requires a long commute (traveling in Berlin destroys your nerves with all those crazy people, screaming, pissing and spitting, beggars and criminals on the stations, the bad air, crowds walking in slow motion when you need to catch your next train and so on), or you get some pooping junior job or job as intern where you have to do everything but get a ridiculous salary but "nice benefits" like free coffee, fruit and a bright, friendly office in the heart of kreuzberg, my ass, and Feierabend bier with coworkers and a kicker table. Ew. Wow.
I know expats here working in offices for well known brands full time with international work experience who get paid less than 2500 euro a month. Wtf. Why are they even here?? Why Berlin, this shithole?? The main thing everybody here loves to do is walk in a crowd everywhere with beer. Great. It might be nice for students but then? The apartments are expensive. Mine is 2 rooms and almost 1000 a month. To get such an apartment you have to jump through several hoops because every idiot and his mom wants to live in Berlin and pay literally every price, will even buy pooping old furniture for 2000€from the previous renter only to get the apartment. Why????
So you're stuck without the ability to save much, and without being able to have a proper career. Side hustle? Hah. German bureaucracy and taxes, baby. They will make sure you won't earn any money worth the hassle.
When you come home from your underpaid poop job in this poop hole and are lucky enough to NOT live on a huge street, train tracks or with plane noise, there will be crazy shouting neighbours at night, student parties next door, drunktards yelling and throwing bottles, people with fireworks and firecrackers from Poland at 2am and so on, so you constantly feel on edge and can't sleep with your windows open ever. If you ever ask a neighbor if they hear that aggressive crazy idiot screaming every night and the explosions from the firecrackers, they act like their favourite emoji: huh?? Never seen/heard anything.
Because in this city it's the most important to be super tolerant so you're free to do all kinds of weird poop and be as loud and antisocial as you want whenever you want as well. Piss and poop on the streets? Check. Slam the doors? Check. Blast your pooping deutschrap everywhere? Check. If you want to walk in the streets in the evening you find weird gangs everywhere in Adidas pants wearing hoodies. Two of my friends have been beaten up by such gangs for no reason in subway stations already.
I'm here for TEN YEARS and I've had enough. This year I WILL leave.
But I wonder how you did it. Corona does not help either. Everybody working short time now will have to pay back huge amounts of taxes to the German joke of a government next year. Because your pooping salary now cut due to short time work and even shittier is without taxes, an effect YOU don't benefit from anyway because you have LESS than before, the government considers this your benefits so you will have to pay MORE taxes on your regular income. Progressionsvorbehalt they call it. My butt I call it. German logic. Splendid.
So did you just find a job elsewhere and leave?
Sometimes I think even selling my shit, giving up this expensive poop hole of apartment and just walking away on foot to live in a tent in the woods would be an actual step forward compared to living in Berlin.
My neighbors, the dad some German guy, they bought a house, earn well, he has studied some scientific bs, he yells through the hall- and stairway with his children all day long and slams the doors like the little poop dwarf he is. Has studied and doesn't even know a door handle. He complained that I leave my window open when cooking, that's to loud, but then passive aggressively slams the door the floor shakes everytime he leaves. Hope he slips on the stairs and falls on his stupid face next time. Stupid egotistical jerk family. Then they all gather on their balconies to clap for Corona like they're so human and kind, but behave like cave trolls otherwise. When you meet him on the street or in the house he just stares at you with this blank, idiotic face.
I also often notice here what has been mentioned before several times: whatever you say to a German here, they WILL act aggressively, like you said something stupid, bother them or should have known the answer already.
Old cashier women at aldi act like the whole store belongs to them and yell at customers like they would yell at little brats.
Women working at doctors offices, don't dare to ever bother them with anything, they will act offended like you just burped into their face. You can ask as nicely and smile how much you want, won't help.
Recently we had some old fu.ck in the cinema explain obvious poop to us as if he were the king of cinematic experience and we some stupid peasants. Sometimes when we wanted the key for a room in uni, the old security dude would use every chance he got to unleash a full load of BERLINER SCHNAUZE on us.
It's a vicious circle as well. The city is full of idiots, so everybody becomes defensive in response. They all just hiss and spit at each other. Life simply is not worth living here. People are mad here.
To the OP - can you find a job in which you could work off the books for a short period? Either as cleaning staff or in construction. By doing so you could save enough money to get out of here. That's what I would recommend to anyone who is trying to get out of here.
Great post Op. in corona, I took one of the last planes out to canada. Now I am back for a few days, I’ll tell you why. I sold everything in my flat. I made just over 1000 euro, so my plane ticket. I haven’t paid rent in two months, because if you leave Germany, you don’t get your deposit back. Now I’ve spoken to a lawyer about this. Leaving flat is not a criminal charge. You could re-enter later. My advice to you, it’s corona and hard to evict people. Do you have available credit? You can pay for Airbnb with credit card. This is my plan. My sales from the furniture paid for my plane ticket, the day I leave I drop a note with the key saying I am completely broken from Corona, had no money, lost my job, and didn’t pay the last two rent because I could not afford to eat and that was the deposit, so I have left the country. Given the situation at this time it will be fine. It’s also very hard to evict someone. You can also sell your kitchen for a few hundred euro. It only took me a week to sell my things. I am not sure why everyone is buying stuff lately, maybe because they don’t have work so it’s easier for them to pick it up. You will want to get out of here by fall. So just stop paying rent July 1, save the money and leave sept 1.
What I am doing for the moment is going to a cheaper country in Europe for a few months to save money and using my credit card to pay rent via air bnb, to stretch my savings before this corona stuff dies down and until I find another job.
And also rent in canada is expensive so this is why I’m back in Europe, to sell all my things I got a free flight and health insurance in return, and so the cost of living is lower for now... I think you should do this. Because corona time I’m sure many leave and if there is any time to abandon the flat and not pay rent it’s now.
Also my sales for 1000 euro this is my second round of sales a friend helped me sell over 1000 more of furniture and odds and ends while I was away. Then I didn’t pay 2 months rent. So I’ve saved 4000 euro. Plus the savings I already had, from the IBB grant and hart v as well as the Canadian corona aid system. You should also apply for aid in your home country
Ffffffuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk Germany and Germans
Man germans are retarted. They don’t understand a confirmation time? They show up at my place but something, after not writing back all day . “We’re there in 5 minutes” . “We’re outside”. Yeah, sure, I wasn’t just writing you since 13h and it’s now almost 18h, the time you were supposed to show up but then decided to come by unannounced early. Then they just come in and all look stunned. Ducking weirdos
Ever notice how all countries with female leadership slide towards authoritarian comunism? New Zealand, Hong Kong, Germany (obviously). Maybe that's just what female political leadership looks like.
Female leader, now there's an oxymoron for you. Except for Thatcher, they are all SJW virtue signallers. Thatcher hated Feminists. And Merkel, whose one huge mistake was letting the 'refugees' in, also hates Feminists. All the rest are mealy-mouthed maggots.
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