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Hallo. I’m Chonny the Cherman. I want to tell you guys that if you don’t like Berlin, you have to go back to your countries. That way you’ll appreciate your people more, since they are truly ambitious, clean, hygienic, fun to be with, and sane human beings compared to this place. For your own sanity, leave Chermany so that we can screw up everything like we always do. Foreigners is the reason our economy is so good and now that it’s getting worse we’ll get more money from the European south to fix it. Tschüüsss from Chonny
PS my company paid for an all-inclusive tour of Italy so I spent 5 days there since I didn’t have to pay. I don’t remember anything I saw because everything was so blurry all the time. Maybe because I was drunk on cheap beer all the time. But I remember a word: bacioni.
Oh, but why do you care about this? My point is that I realized Chermany is the most beautiful country so I’m not traveling again. Also, leave Berlin. Bacioni from Chonny
There are zero good restaurants in friedrichshain May as well be dumpster dive . I can cook better than any of these so called “chefs”. And I don’t get why everyone is obsessed with 1990 vegan living. This is poop Vietnamese food with no spice. Surprise because we are in Germany. Scharf is paprika
I’m the Op.
I just ordered a pizza. Pizza is my favourite food. All the restaurants looked bad, but I chose the highest rated one for delivery. Well. This restaurant combines pineapples and salmon and artichoke and shrimp. Honestly . What in the Fucck. This pizza I just ate, it was so bad. From a so called itslian place. And the other night, I had dinner at an Italian place and it was so crap. I know one good restaurant Italian near by, called EATALIAN. That is the only good restaurant I have tried in friedrichshain. That and the Shakespeare and sons bagels and the sandwich place just w of Warshauer. Everything else is barely edible, and I’ve lived in this neighbourhood for 2 years almost. What in the duck.
Do German men even eat out their girlfriends? I dated one one time and after he came he had a blank look on his face. It was creepy but then I read here since of the “German blank look”. I thought he was gay or hated me. Now I realize he’s just a sociopath German.
No, but German women are stingy with bjs too so it evens itself out. I don't even blame them - who wants to eat week-old dickcheese? For a country that's been sexually liberated to a degree hardly seen elsewhere, the women all seem completely frigid and the men all seem like they'll just stick it in any hole they can as long as they can gyrate for 30 seconds before shutting down like a freaking robot. I hate these people so much.
I typed a note to send to someone which I will not send but instead decided to post it here :
The whole thing seems unreliable and immature so I’ve lost interest. I’m disappointed because I was looking forward to hanging out. This just reminds me of why I am leaving Berlin. I’ve lived here two years and have been single basically the entire time. I haven’t asked anyone out in 3 years. It was hard for me to even approach you via sms. You behaved disrespectfully man. You could have just canceled. I can’t meet anyone who has their poop together here. I thought you had your poop together and you seemed nice so I became interested. I asked you for an actual date because having sex with you when you came to my house or drinking beers by a rat infested canal is just trashy. I can’t feel inspired by the dating scene in this city. Everyone acts like they’re 16, I’m used to dating men 35+ who have actual charm and game. You know like, approaching women properly and putting some kind of effort into seduction. Here it’s basically people not bathing going to clubs for 3 days being like “sex”? Gross. Where is the challenge or allure in that? There is no treating the other person, everyone is cheap. How does that make anyone feel appreciated ? Yet everyone tolerates it, as if it’s normal. The art of seduction is lost on these oagres. the women have no standards. They put up with anything. It blows my mind. I never put up with bullshit. And here? The women just accept a one euro beer or get so high or drunk and then cry about how nothing works out for them. Yet, at the same time they dress like homeless as well. I don’t get it. Where is the ambition? Where is the flirting? Where is the effort? Zero effort for anything. barbarians. Listen, I know I am attractive and I’m not appreciated here. Psychopathic germans just stare at me on the subway or in the club. Do they even know how to approach women? And when they do it’s just like “sex?” And considering everyone in this city is “dating” like five people at once, I wouldn’t surprise if you are as well. You know all I wanted was dinner. I was even going to pay for it. Doesn’t mean I wanted anything more than to hang out for a night. I just wanted for once to sit down and have a freaking meal with someone I was interested in. Berlin is where romance goes to die . Too old for this noise. Glad I’m getting fornicate out this city before I lose my mind. Don’t take this note personally, but maybe learn something from it. This place has low standards and quality and no money. freaking hell. Block me if you want honestly whatever.... to cleanse off the Berlin grime, do I need to bathe in bleach? Ugh....
Dude send it. They need to be knocked back into their place. This country is complete shit. But they're all "Export Weltmeister". Thought Germans were smart before I moved here. Never appreciated people from my country more than I do after spending x years in this pit. Good luck to you.
If he was German I wouldn’t send it tho because then he’d sue me for insults or the polizei would knock down my door in one of their spazzz attacks. I’m paranoid of sending anything personal now. That’s why I posted on Berlin hater. At least you guys will get it.
Can anyone recommend a decent barber in this city? Every single time I have got my hair cut it was either a complete jerk or completely incompetent. Well, one time there was a nice lady but the place went bankrupt!
How do you maintain your sanity in this place?
Make sure you get your water pipes inspected to make sure they aren't lead based. www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/news/20180313/people-arent-as-safe-from-lead-as-thought-study
Good idea www.dw.com/en/germany-aims-to-rid-drinking-water-of-lead/a-17265851
The past two days on the street I noticed a German from half a block away that I used to be friends with and who cut me off randomly. This German is just staring at me with a shocked look on their face. What’s your problem idiot? Didn’t you not want to talk to me for no reason? Enjoy another ten years in Berlin frying your brain on drugs every weekend, pretending you are smart. Imbecile
Where I am from when I don’t want to talk to someone I do not stare at them. I just avoid eye contact. Then I look at this person and they look scaredy-cat away? So stupid... just ignore me. Maybe they feel stupid because the reason they cut me off and blocked me was completely stupid. But they will not admit to being wrong, ever . I swear these people are the biggest hypocrites
And if someone wasn’t staring at me, I wouldn’t notice them? Why is your head turned from the other side of the road when I am on the balcony? You know where I live. Why are you giving me a stupid look so that I notice you so you Can look scared away? The second day, I just ignored them. Because that’s what you do when you don’t want to talk? These people are brain dead !
Also this is the stupidest part... how can you be looking at me shocked when I am on my own balcony? In fact if you are walking on the other side of the street why aren’t you facing the way you are going, why is your head turned towards me staring at me? Then the second time, second day in a row, same thing, retarted staring from half a block away!
And haha, the stupidest part of this all? I didn’t even say anything to them? It reminds me of the nosy old neighbour. They pretend to be so tough as if nobody can see them when they are directly staring at you, then when you look they look sheepishly away. Did your parents not teach you that if you stare at someone they notice ? So then why do it if you don’t want to talk someone? Stupid
I saw some antifa today and i almost chocked on my sandwich: because i just imagine the anti antifa guy seeing one and sitting here and typing angrily ahahahahahhah
I am a homosexual freelance Graphic Designer from Island and it is my dream to move to Berlin and live in a nice WG in Kreuzberg and drink Sterni Beer with my homosexual Feminist friends at Landwehrkanal!
I lost count for how many start ups I have worked! All of them went bust! But apparently Berlin is still the place to be for all those successful young entrepreneurs, where people with A Master and an MBA or so called IT specialists from Pakistan work for 30000 € per year ! fornicate off
Imagine a country with 15% corporate tax and an overabundance of college-educated, debt-free kids who'll work for minimum wage and still not being able to run a profitable business. Oh wait, it's because these hypochondriacs fake sick once a week or get an excuse for 6 weeks for mild depression. This country sucks so much.
This forum is the best comedy therapy out there. Keep it coming ladies and gentlemen and mr anti antifa.
This forum is the best comedy therapy out there. Keep it coming ladies and gentlemen and mr anti antifa.
Can you make a living in Berlin as a freelance Vegan nutrition coach?