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Can't wait to leave this stifling gutter tier shithole.
So much green space, so many parks, people opening the windows all the time etc. Why? What's the point? Why do these d!psh!ts need that fresh air when they are smoking 2 packs of cigs everyday and and pollute the lungs of everyone else with their disgusting behaviour.
    Don't be a fukkkwit and call me a liar until you at least call them about this. This is real, I used it when I lived in that shiiithole and they paid with no problems when I had to have an operation that would have cost €7000. Remember, it's only for 5 years. If you want to get out of your contract with a rip-off agency, just say you have to go back to your own country, and you can automatically get out of it. Then join Hanse Merkur. Save a fortune. www.healthinsurancegermany.com/expatriates-health-insurance-germany.html 
I'm just checking their policies now, which one did you get and how much did you pay monthly for expat/ I'm looking to get one that covers psychotherapy but I'be already been attending....not sure if it just takes ahold after> they dont have an email only a phone number
Google Hans Merkur Ex-Pat Insurance. It's bloody brilliant. Forget all that psyche BS, get onto this guy, he sorted me out a treat, thats when I got n=my shiiit together and left Belrin, never looked back, my lie since is like being on a magic carpet, back to my old self pre-Berlin, positive, optimistic and full of joy again. . TheReleaseEffect.com I did it online, the most relaxed I've ever felt, and the results are permanent. I know two other people who did it as well, and similar results. The thing I liked the most was there's no need to analyse he past. Let me know how it goes.
I mean they are all the same , but is countryside any better?
    Why does everyone in Germany wants to scam you so that you need a freaking lawyer to get by? I thought this happens only somewhere in third world countries.
Your employer wont pay you your unused holidays
Your landlord (big company) wont give you back your deposit and stop answering mails / phone. 
The person who crashed to your car will go to police with fake witness and report you as if you did it. 
Your coworkers will snitch on and backstab you. 
Even stupid street fruit seller will try to scam you on change.
What the fu is wrong with these people? Why don't those freaking Germans have any decency? 
And they will never look at themselves, they will just continue talking poop e.g. about stupid muslims for wearing hijab. 
    It's an ugly mix of being crafty and daft at the same time, like a Down Syndrome person trying to pull one over on you except it sometimes works because the entire government and economic system is designed to support this kind of shitt. 
But Muslims and especially the Arab manlets suck all the same and make this garbage society even worse. 
yes it is bad i also had to take legal action to get a deposit back. They told me multiple times they would pay but it never happened. I also feel like companies completely ghost you for example the health insurance. They only contact you to demand money you dont owe. I keep getting letters about the tv and radio license despite the fact that i have a recurring standing order and have paid the money. They try to screw over foreigners because they can. It makes you feel uncomfortable and scared
freaking poop annoying Cyclists and Joggers everywhere
How pathetic do you have to be to build your identity around driving a car? You'd be more interesting if you built it around some silly little hobby like table tennis or toy trains. You'd still be boring and dumb, but you'll probably be boring and dumb no matter what, but at least it'd be a step up from just being a carstan.
That's because they build bike lanes on the sidewalks so that pedestrians and cyclists (and 2-3 Arab boys humping each other on an escooter) have to fight for space. They could just put the bike lanes in the road but then the car drivers would get upset and you are not allowed to upset the car drivers in this country.
I usually walk, but whenever I bike confused, probably drunk or stoned, pedestrians step randomly out in front of me when I have the right of way and do all sorts of spastic things. I think this city is just full of entitled, wasted, people who act unpredictably in any situation that requires movements. The car drivers are rude. The pedestrians are rude. And sure, the bicyclists and scooter riders are also rude. But hyper focusing in on the cyclists in particular seems a bit dumb to me.
Germans, generally, are a tone deaf, entitled nation beyond belief... Add that to their non-confrontational, yet passive-aggressive nature and you get why - whenever traveling - NO ONE LIKES THE GERMANS! Not as people, not as tourists, not as anything...
It's not wrong - generally - for your parents to leave you things, but in Germany it's a bit tricky. Germans benefiting from generational wealth (inheritance) are spans of the nazis... The others who didn't want to be associated, pretty much lost everything and/or emigrated... Depending on which generation you are, that means around... parents/grandparents. They are not denazificated at this point. It will takes a few more generations (not in our lifetime) until that happens.
I wonder what the ethnic and religious composition of this group of 100 people in Neukolln who formed a mob to protect a guy sexually assaulting a woman from arrest was. www.berliner-zeitung.de/news/neukoelln-100-menschen-bedraengen-polizei-und-wollen-festnahme-verhindern-li.378920
Blaming problems of your pooping country on immigrants is very typical German.
    Muslims are a problem of the world, not only Berlin. Sure, you don't get to choose where you are born and in which context, so let's clarify that this is about the ones following the Islamic way of life. You can be a Muslim by context without being a nutcase. Yet, the practising muslims and demand their way of life wherever they go. It's absurd, really.  They will never integrate into a functional homogenous society because that is simply against the core values of Islam...The western world (or any other world) is not just another world/culture to them. It's a Kafir world... Wrong and damned to hellfire, unless Islam spreads... By the Quran. This religion even keeps a "scoresheet" for whoever muslim follower coverts one or more Kafirs, and even the most of the basic human rights are regulated by Sharia and Hudud. Whoever thinks Islam is a peaceful religion, who has a place in non-islamic places is an uneducated, gullible ignorant. 
Until Islam gets reformed to adhere to the 21st century, it should not be welcomed. If muslims want to be understood, they need to fight for their own progression, but then again... the 8th century Arab imperialism is what is Sunnah... Again, as per Quran. 
This article in DW is panting like the kind of dogs Muslims hate to praise an "Islamic affairs consultant" (www.dw.com/en/meet-germanys-first-islamic-affairs-consultant/a-66501346), when instead Germany should get its act together and ban all Muslim headgear. That garbage has no place in a modern society. Neither does Islam as a whole, but that's a bit ambitious. Start by forbidding the slave women from being covered up.
I agree. Religious wear should be banned from social contexts. Wear whatever you want during your Sunday church and prayer times or whatever... but don't flash your religious obedience in public. Or do it as the nuns, dedicate your life to it as a missionary and make it a uniform. Integral beings part of society should not be "marked" and divided like this by clotheswear... Living in Berlin, I think we already know how that goes...
I don't think Islam is a cure for anything except maybe buildings with innocent people that haven't been blown up, crowded markets that haven't had a car driven into them by some mentally ill Islamcel or perhaps seeing women's faces. If those things upset you, then yes, maybe Allah is the solution. Otherwise, Islam is a cancer and literally no one in the world likes Muslims except for their fellow Islamcels.
And a sexual disease. If Muslims weren't so offputting and immature maybe women would sleep with them on occasion, but instead they act like gay little teenagers who are afraid of girl cooties and just want to mutually masturbate each other on an escooter except they hate gay people too, and so they just behave like stupid animals and suck off the hookah instead.
Holy crap, this city is a magnet for special kind of retards, no taste mofos. People coming here and giving 5 star ratings to döner kebab joints. Are you for real? This "food" is absolute garbage, mystery meat filled with chemicals. Nothing to do with the food which you get in Turkey. Did all these sh!tty party drugs burned yous taste puds?
Has anyone every seen a Döner shop preparing the meat? What is that gray paste made of? Has anyone every seen pieces of a cow or a pig being prepared in one of these shops? Has anyone ever seen remnants of meat, onion, vegetables, spices? What is this? How do they make it? What do they make it from? It's a tasteless gray paste that everyone just eat!!! Scary!
    Berliners are the dumbest race of people. They come out of the DDR and then all join Facebook. 
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For some reason all the cheap butt bums in the city are willing to pay 20-30 euros to enter some pooping techno club while one can see something with with actual talent for much less. Besides having the dumbest tattoos and haircuts, these knuckleheads have also the worst taste in music in Europe. This city acts like a magnet for bringing together all the people around the world who have no sense of rhythm whatsoever.
The best thing about Berlin is the joy you feel right before leaving the city forever.