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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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Spiele this, spiele that... it’s a wonder why this nation is full of so many pedophiles. Same word for playing with a sexual toy “dildospiele” as “erotic games” etc as playing with a toy or an instrument. Same thing right

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Way too many high ranking pedophiles here. I fon't believe in Qanon but in Germany it is really so obvious that pedophilia is used for blackmailing politicians. No way the Kentler Experiment could have possibly been anything else.

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Germans: Asking people how they are is superficial American bullshit.
Also Germans: Naaaaaaaaaaaaa wie läuft's Hasi?????

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Having manners is just superficial and being a complete angry cunttt is real. According to them, because they could never fathom people actually being nice

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Smalltalk is so fake. Now listen to me talk in detail about my dumbasss bike ride over the weekend from Berlin to the Ostsee.

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Also it’s a complete me-show. They’ll never ask anything about you apart from the na question. Afterward it’s just them talking about themselves

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small talk is so fake, stupid american. now let me yell and xenophobe @ u

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Tschuuuuuuuuuuuussssiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!
Ducking most annoying thing they say

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Can you imagine that you are German and the rest of the world mocks you all over the internet and you still think that your country is the best and you are somehow superior to the rest of the world ?

They are this much out of the reality

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Somehow there are millions of Indians sucking German wang all over the Internet, eapecially on quora

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Show me German bobs and vagene

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^lmao, no

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Just broke up with a German (ossi). Never again. NEVER AGAIN. Chermans are evil. Pure evil. Stay away.

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A guy? Was he autistic like about 95% of the ossis?

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Woman. Super evil, I Tell you. And I don’t care if life in the DDR was better. Her brain was so messed up I doubt it was.

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Everyone born in the DDR is messed up, doubly so if born in Berlin. Even West Berlin, they are basically ossis as well. Asbestos-huffing creeps.

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Asbestos huffing, lead drinking, coal breathing (back in the DDR times)... this sh1t does mess up one‘s brain. Finger weg from these people

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^LOL "Asbestos huffing, lead drinking, coal breathing"

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Ve are ze advanzzzzd sozzzietyy. Dis is vy ve driiink ze leads und shmell ze asbestos, ja. Und shmell ze coal. Sehr shön

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I habe met medically educated people wgo still refuse to visit Europe because of how wide spread coal heating is. In the winter my window crevices get caked with black soot every year.

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Coal, asbestos, lead ist sehr bio

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someone should do psychological research on germans brains before and after the club scene. except there is no after because they keep taking chemicals every weekend til theyre like 60

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No difference as they have no brains to begin with

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that berlinauslandermemes page is prety funny

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The woman who runs that page is a bully irl. I don’t support it

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^ and a miserable person. The only reason she runs that meme page is to blame Berlin for her misery

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Berlin is to blame for a lot of people's misery. Glad she is doing something that's reaching thouands. The jokes are pretty good, especially the comments from the Stefans "ooooohhh German docs dom't say drink teeeeeeeeeee".

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Sure as long as you don’t attack and bully random people because you are miserable, that’s the difference

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How do Germans deal with the “I am not a robot” confirmation online?

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HAHAHAHA thanks op. Great question

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"Ich Bin Kein Roboter"

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Downvote by mistake.

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Think this may be my fav post on this site :-)

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Genius comment.

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How do they deal with The one that says “accept and move on”

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I‘m dying. This post is gold

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Why are the receptionists art doctors offices always guaranteed to be complete bitches?

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Because you are a foreigner. Duh !

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how would u feel if you had that job?

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Nonsense, I remember a a great boss of mine saying "Be polite and well-mannered with anybody, irrespective of their status or job, which means your CTO as well as the cleaner" and I always stand by it. No matter who you are, I would treat you with respect, if these people who have a customer-facing job do not do it, then they are in the wrong job. Full stop.

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What should I do if I see a Cherman living outside of chermany? Punch them? Or so only the good chermans leave because they realize chermany suxx?

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Like what if the chermans who leave are decent people

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Decent Germans? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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What is this myth of german efficiency? Every German I know is lazy, entitled, has no ambition, no work ethic, does the bare minimum, cant think outside the box, blames other people for their problems, yells...

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Germans are kind of good at making strict contingency plans that can deal with 2 or 3 situations. If nothing ever goes wrong then it would in theory be efficient. But we are in Germany where everything goes wrong all the time and when that happens Germans don't know how to respond because they pretend it's not a mistake. Germans think that service industries can be run like an assembly line and they think of people as cold machines. I mean, German pencils are sold without erasers for God's sake. These people are out of touch with reality big time. I thank God every day that I wasn't born here.

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I think people mistake "efficient" for "joyless". In that case, yes absolutely

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Erasers zu teuer. Also, Germans don’t Need them because they’re always right

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The simple reason berliners don’t care about corona is because they are nihilistic, self destructive, lack ability to plan for the future (live in the now, with no goals), drug addicted, selfish...

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You are right. They are truly nihilists at heart - 100% of them. They don't understand anything that isn't material. A friend of mine from Asia finished his art degree here (I know, I know) and he told me that Germans refused to discus anything about art except physical attributes like the size of thr painting or the technique used. They would NEVER EVER talk about the process, the emotional state of the artist, what was being expressed, etc. He had spent a lot of time studying in Asia and in NY and told me here things are completely different. He got out and I never actually heard him openly complain about this shit-hole but I am completely sure he hated Berlin as much as all of us here on BH.

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Where did he end up going in the end?
And yes complaining isn’t really part of many Asian cultures. I don’t understand how asians tru so hard to adapt to Berlin and learn german when their cultures focus on Politeness and germans are straight up assholes

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He went back home to Japan where he is doing really well last I heard. He was way too smart for Berlin.

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That’s true, Berlin is for people with low standards. Good for a year max

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Has anyone else noticed the Berliners too often say "of course", even though the answer to your question is not obvious.

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These robots all agree on the same things because they are programmed not to have original thought

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www.google.ca/amp/s/amp.dw.com/en/coronavirus-digest-germany-issues-europe-travel-warnings/a-55113532


0:23 HOOOOOPsssss!!!

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hahaha that's really what they sound like

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If a bully was a nation, it would be Germany.

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Sorry I meant to say sociopath

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What did you expect out of Berlin
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What did you end up with

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...:I’m really not sure anymore what I thought would happen or what I was thinking. I remember it looking difficult but I assumed I had my poop together and that poop wouldn’t happen to me. I thought I was intelligent and resourceful enough not to be broke, the city doesn’t allow for that

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^Sorry meant to upvote. Great comment, I had the same thoughts.

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I honestly expected Berlin to be similar to the rest of the civilized world. Turns out Berlin is just a crappy little hole where the only way to get through life is by begging at the feet of the government (PLEASE GIVE ME A UNI SPOT, PLEASE GIVE ME HARZIV, PLEASE GIVE ME BAFOEG, PLEASE GIVE ME BILDUNGSGUTSCHEIN, PLEASE GIVE ME GRUENDUNGSZUSCHUSS, PLEASE GIVE ME WOHNGELD, BLAH BLAH). It's easy have a place to live here and pay your bills. It's extremely hard to have a first-world standard of living.

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„ It's easy have a place to live here and pay your bills. It's extremely hard to have a first-world standard of living.“ Chormany in a nutshell

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Land of mediocrity.

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