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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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  Anonymous wrote:

How to survive in Berlin
Treat screaming chormans as pests, not humans. That way their behavior won’t affect you
Don’t take the pests seriously. Ever.
Don’t try to be accepted by chormens. Waste of time and energy, plus you’ll become depressed
Date and become friends with other ambitious foreigners who live in Berlin for less than 3 years
Ignore the dirt and smells
Get noise canceling headphones for the apartment
Use the internet as much as possible to find a remote job and gtfo
What else would you add?

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  Anonymous wrote:

I just got yelled at by a crazy German hag because my dog ran up to hers and I was about 8 meters away from her. She yelled some poop about corona, she was worried about getting corona from my dog. Then said she will get the police and that she got two big men in her flat. While still outside with my dog some weird guy with shaved off her followed me, all this at 9am in the morning. We need Harris.

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  Anonymous wrote:

The best tactic for dealing with Germans chimping out in public is to just answer them in English. They can't speak it good enough to answer and they'll just leave you alone. Once I got fed up with some 40 year old German guy staring at me and I yelled at him in English. Everyone around me just completely ignored it and pretended nothing was happening while the guy I yelled at got up and left while avoiding eye contact with me. This is the only way.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Yes. Pests need English to stfu and gtfo

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  Anonymous wrote:

LMAO, just saw a job posting and one of the "benefits" they named was that colleagues say "Du" to each other, LMAO.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I bet, there is also "we have 10000 nationalities in our office" too. I have never seen such things in any other job postings from other countries. Who cares If you have 1000 nationalities? Ohh wait, we are in Germany which follows the developed world 50 years behind

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  Anonymous wrote:

Meanwhile most jobs and leading positions have white bio Germans with German surnames as well as attitudes

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  Anonymous wrote:

They count Non bio Germans as a different nationalities. 150 years behind

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  Anonymous wrote:

100% leading positions in India have brown people with Hindu surnames, what's your point?

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  Anonymous wrote:

^thats because nobody wants to live in india.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Well boys, we're now 9 weeks into a 4 week "mini lockdown" and they've already decided it's going to go on for at least an additional 4 weeks. Do you guys think it'll actually be lifted in February? March? After Easter? Ever?

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  Anonymous wrote:

it was so obvious they would extend it

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  Anonymous wrote:

Not until the Summer.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Hopefully people will realize soon that there is no pandemic. These lockdowns are nonsense and damaging to the economy, society and the individual. People are blinded by the lies they are being fed.

This will only end once people say no.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Right, there isn’t really an pandemic. It’s all right one big hoax, right? Wait, there is an asteroid coming towards earth. Asteroid deniers: That’s not real it’s an computer generated hologram. Asteroid slams into earth: That’s not death and destruction that’s the LSD working it's magic.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I miss taking LSD. But it’s too weird now

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  Anonymous wrote:

How empty can your life be if you miss taking drugs? Oh wie you’re in Berlin

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  Anonymous wrote:

East Europeans in Berlin are really Trash , drunk , no manners awful people, no wonder the UK leave the EU.
Germans and Slavinkas really deserve each other, by the way After WW2 many German Women were raped by east european Trash.
Germans and East Europeans are definitely the most hated Europeans.

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  Anonymous wrote:

They’re actually nice people in their own countries. Problem is that a lot of trash came over to western european countries

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  Anonymous wrote:

Berlin really does seem to attract the worst human beings.

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  shcieBe wrote:

Anyone know this guy?

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  Anonymous wrote:

just your run of the mill robot german

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  Anonymous wrote:

www.reddit.com/r/germany/comments/kp8ga7/depressed_and_lonely_since_i_moved_to_germany/

This type of posts make me sad really. OP on Reddit is only 19 years old and blames himself not to speak German and he thinks, this is the reason for feeling lonely. That's simply not true. Germans don't commit friendship with foreigners unless they can benefit from you. Apart from this Reddit post consists of jerking off from Germans called "Selbst Schuld"

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  Anonymous wrote:

Also don't forget "Join a Verein" and Germans are cold outside but they will open up bla bla bla... and you will have friend for life thing. It makes me wanna throw up

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  Anonymous wrote:

The guy is never going to be happy here. I would bet that gis social anxiety is 100% caused by butt krauts. I love talking to people outside of Germany, but here I am basically monosyllabic. I am not afraid of them, I just know there's no point in trying.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Fuckking german Bastards

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  Anonymous wrote:

If you try to get accepted by chermans, you’re in for loneliness and suffering. That’s not the point, but you have to spend some months here to realize. Months of loneliness and suffering. I don’t want them anymore, so now I live care- and chermanfree

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  Anonymous wrote:

Here's my top ten list of what I love about Berlin.
Number 1: ....ah,,,,,,,er,,,,,,,,hmmm,,,,,,,well there's,,,perhaps,,,maybe the,,,

I'll get back to you on this one.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Dogturd? Super friendly and 'open minded' locals and expats?

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  Anonymous wrote:

I thought of something: the departure gate at the airport.

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  Anonymous wrote:

None of my foreign friends were managed to establish good friendship or connection with Germans after many years spent in Germany. These people are coming from all around the world.

Either they went back to their home country / another country after they graduated or they stayed in Germany and have been working at jobs require English.(including myself) They all (including myself) gave up on German society. They built their own circle of friends which consist of other foreign people. Some of them are even married or engaged but they don't have German partners.

To sum up, Germans think "we are not integrated" and " we have lack of interest in German culture (like otherwise is possible)" What they don't understand that, for the rest of the world German culture and people are so weird to deal with. If you are sane and decent person, you would not try to get in touch with Germans.

I don't think, what my friends experience is uncommon. Remember please, this is not us, this is them who are problematic.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I had the same experiences and perceptions, but was often told that, despite my best efforts, it was my fault and that I wasn't trying hard enough.

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  Anonymous wrote:

no its really difficult to "integrate". You are not taken seriously as a person and you are rejected from the get go. Theres not much you can do right or wrong you just have to accept that they are not open to outsiders and just have close relationships with other foreigners

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  Anonymous wrote:

Germans do not have close relationships with each other let alone with foreigners. I have met some decent ones here who are totally alone and their every attempt to build a healthy friendship failed because other ones wanted to use them for their own needs or suffered serious personality disorders which made them manipulative, controlling, unable to build emotional conncetions with human beings. It is insane.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I have sent a new year gift to my friend via DHL and guess what?

On tracking portal of DHL, the package is indicated as delivered. My friend was not at home when delivery came and someone unknown took the package. The package is gone to someone else who my friend does not know and can't find. Why on the earth do these people take random deliveries? Also why on the earth DHL can't leave the package at post office when receiver was not at home?

I hate these people so much. Can't wait to leave this country asap

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  Anonymous wrote:

These delivery drivers are too lazy to go to a post office after their regular route. Had it millions of times when I selected a shop as delivery address online as I knew I wasnt going to be home. Guess what? Either they still delivered it home and my flat mate had to accept it (luckily someone was home) or they gave it to a random stranger.

Also had the situation that it was delivered to a shop but something was stolen from the parcel.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Problem is they only hire minimum wage Eastern European staff who don't give a f* about the packages, they only want their job (get rid of the parcels) to get done.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Above comment is so true. Whenever I tried to talk to any of them they didn’t understand a word I was saying in either German nor English. Would Germans be any better though?

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  Degenerate Germans wrote:

Holy shit, someone showed me this archived kid's magazine from the 90s. Most of it's degenerate as hell, but there's a section for kids to ask for advice on sex questions and I came across this.

If you can't read German, it is from some 12 year old kid who wrote in that the guy who sits next to him is always masturbating during class. He asks if he should report him to a teacher and freaking "expert" that answers him tells him not to! How the hell is this country so completely broken up?

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  Degenerate Germans wrote:

Read the rest here if you want: www.bravo-archiv.de/gast/BRAVO%201994-01.pdf

Fucking subhuman poop country.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I can’t believe my eyes. It’s as if the „expert“ was giving advice to a grown up on how to handle the situation. Is this for real? Report the Sau! Broken people man

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  Anonymous wrote:

yeah, and you forgot the porn section.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I wonder what the advice would have been if the kid had written that the other guy was a holocaust denier. 99% sure it would have been "don't tattle".

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  Anonymous wrote:

Germany is to the EU what China is to the rest of the world.

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  Anonymous wrote:

worried about the 2021 election

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  Anonymous wrote:

I know what you mean. People here don't really seem to like Merkel, but they seem to still be aware that at least they know and understand her flaws and prefer that to unknown change. And if you look back at the high proportion of multi-term chancellors, it seems Germans have always been wary of change since WW2.

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  Anonymous wrote:

They are afraid of change, whilst the world goes forward they want everything to stay the way it is. Fax over email.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Post over email. Fax!!! Cash over card. Merkel over change. Fax over online termination of contracts. darn fax! Fax?!?! Seriously?! Fax!!!!

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  Anonymous wrote:

Why are you guys downvoting my fax hating rant? Have you seen fax machines used elsewhere? This place is stuck in the 90s

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  Anonymous wrote:

Germans are so emotionally immature and intellectually stunted. Maybe this is what happens to humans when you can never see blue sky or stars at night.

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  Anonymous wrote:

The Irish dont see these things, either, but they’re really fun to be around. It’s not the weather. It’s Chomens

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  Anonymous wrote:

Its a combination of no stars, minimal contact to the sea, air that has already been used by western europe and being cherman...

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  Anonymous wrote:

"and being cherman"....lmao

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  Anonymous wrote:

www.reddit.com/r/germany/comments/ko85q0/what_are_the_things_generally_done_by_most_of_the/

"........ but because the general German sentiment is if people don't articulate their needs, then everything must be fine for them"

There is whole science, art etc behind body language, how different cultures do use gestures, words, statements etc and how they should be seen / understood. These things are connected with emotions, intentions however in this country, you are expected to be robot without emotions, individual opinions... you name them. These people are unable to understand the humanity. It is funny but It is the truth. They are unaware of the unspoken language which literally billions of people use each day. For them life should be black or white. I am hoping to leave this country asap when everything is settled

These people

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  Anonymous wrote:

Ignore these people part pls

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  Anonymous wrote:

Why? The „These people“ part is my favorite, because somehow it sums it up perfectly

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  Anonymous wrote:

Q: Is Germany most evil nation in the history of the world?

A: Yes. Just look what they did with mass industrialized killing (IG Farben, Bayer, Pels - just a few of the German companies that conspired with the Nazis in genocide), the occupations of Eastern Europe, Holland, Belgium, France, Hungary. Look what they did with systematically torturing and murdering millions outside of the camps. Starving Russians during the Siege of Leningrad. Killing 25,000 Dutch civilians by cutting off their food and drink supply during HungerWinter of 1945. Something is wrong with these peoples’ souls. Period. And they STILL won’t admit what they did. Germany should do some serious soul-searching.

www.quora.com/Is-Germany-most-evil-nation-in-the-history-of-the-world

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  Anonymous wrote:

People like Mengele carried out cruel medical experiments on unsuspecting people, including children. Also, it is estimated that Belarus lost up to a quarter of its population because of German atrocities. Whole villages were completely destroyed and erased. There's no word in the English language that can convey how demonic Germans are.

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  Anonymous wrote:

The worst people are those that funded Hitler, the international Bankers

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  Anonymous wrote:

Get the Fucck out of this Hellhole Country

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  Anonymous wrote:

I feel you. I won't even transfer between flights in that country.

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