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FYI hope all of you are using VPNs or Tor to post on here because German government does not like the kind of free and open speech that is on here.
Like you're not really supposed to joke about the Arabs and stuff like that. It hurts their feelings. Like that woman who got raped by an Arab and then got fined for insulting him.
You really shouldn't be using the internet in Germany without a good paid VPN though anyway.
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Can't believe this is making mainstream US news now and timed absolutely perfectly twith JD Vance mocking German elites at their own autofellatio party in Munich. As per usual the Germans let their retardedness grow and metastasize until the Americans have to come in and gracefully remind them that they're being Nazis and/or Stasis (not sure there's even that much of an ideological difference between the two).
In all seriousness though, I was shocked when I first learned Holocaust denial is punishable with prison in Germany and that multiple people have actually received that punishment. I know it's very hard to imagine now since immediately prior to suffering a major stroke and becoming a vegetable Noam Chomsky was literally begging the US federal government to exclude huge swaths of the US from civilization, but even he admitted 25 years ago it's bizarre to allow a government to dictate what is historical fact and to punish any deviating beliefs. But you know then I realized it's much worse than that, because Germany does idiotic stuff like terrorize people for selling patches with stick figures throwing swastikas away. Like it's not even about punishing Nazi ideology (which I could have at least sympathized with), Germany is actually scared of the magickal symbols... That or they just want to threaten their own citizens and it isn't clear to me which option is worse. And then you see back when it was called GEZ they sued a whole bunch of bloggers for calling GEZ Gebühren a GEZ Steuer and stupid stuff like that. Oh, but a German will say GEZ (and now Rundfunkbeitrag) aren't governmental agencies so that's no indictment of Germany! Then even crazier they actually put someone in jail for not paying the tax.
But all that is mild. They prosecute for blasphemy laws as well (except against Christians, of course) like when the German entrepreneur selling Quran toilet paper nearly had to go to prison for it.
Then there's the ridiculous "right to be forgotten" laws that allowed convicted murderers to sue Springer for reporting on them after they served their prison terms... And they won. So of course German Wikipedia also won't publish their names and wholesale deletes pages on German murderers. Btw did you know German Wikipedia is the only version that requires senior editors to approve literally every edit (seriously go try editing a German Wikipedia article - isn't not instantaneous).
And yeah Habeck and other greenoids routinely use Hateaid's internet crawler to mass send complaints about silly trivial matters like a guy posting a meme that says "swachkopf" in a telegram chat. Or look up how many complaints the Gab founder has received from Germany about such asinine matters as a German calling a politician fat.
Somehow Germany just legalized insulting FOREIGN politicians right before trump was elected the first time after a weird and construed (and probably fake) scandal erupted where Fäg Böhmermann recited some weird fantasy poem about Erdogan goatfucking. I don't know, sounds too retarded to be real but this is real life Germany.
So modern German men have like a million fake insults they use like "hey du Hempelmann" or "du Flachzange* because they're so pussified they can't even call each other faggots anymore without going to prison.
And yeah that's not even going into how extremely illegal it is to insult the Arab population like that pensioner recently who wrote on Facebook something so mild and tame I am too lazy to even look it up but was fine like 7k EUR.
And the best part is that this literally cannot change from democratic processes in Germany NOT because average Uwe and Claudia actually like this, but because every single political party in Germany is trash and wants more speech made illegal rather than less. I guess AfD is least likely to criminalize even more speech, but 1) Germany's parliamentary system is so undemocratic I somehow doubt AfD am could rule even if they got 51% of the popular vote, and 2) they'd just do weird stuff anyway like make it illegal to say Germany sucks.
Which brings us back to the beginning. The only way out of this ever expanding restriction on free speech is via the US. America gave Germany it's flawed and intellectually insincere constitution, America may as well force free speech upon Germany as well, if not through threat of tariffs and sanctions then by threat of geo blocking this godforsaken country from all American social media. Asuch as I would love Facebook and x without any Germans, I would much rather see Germans have to deal with opinions they don't like.
Aye, reminds me of the time when Hitler flew all the illegal gypsies back to Bucharest on chartered Lufthansa flights. Pretty much exactly the same. P.S.: Even after Trump's execution order on birthright citizenship, US citizenship law is still more progressive than Germany's even AFTER the overhaul last year (which for the record isn't good, just certainly not "third Reich 2.0"-esque. P.P.S.: You're a big faggot.
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i think the problem with leaving Berlin is once you leave you start after awhile to romanticize it and forget what it feels like to deal with German society on a daily basis. The only thing that stops me from returning is the government and people and poverty. I just don’t really know where to go.
Germany is still much better than most places, and it is good to not forget that, but it's frustrating to see how quickly it's getting worse, mostly due to a combination of elite who are senile, incompetent and incapable of doing anything, and voters who are dumbs as bricks and either want "refugees welcome open borders queers 4 Palestine" or porkbreathed afd peasants who glorify all the worst aspects of German culture and long for a return to that, while secretly hoping they get to keep a nice cute Muslim boy in their basement for fun after the deportations.
Bro Germany is about to go through a seriously painful reckoning and you aren't gonna wanna be here for that. You know what's worse than living with a bunch of wimpy, dumb Germans? Living among a bunch of wimpy, dumb and unemployed Germans. Fairly certain were are just about to witness German workers have all of their entitlements stripped away. The ONLY thing good about Germany is 30 days of vacation.
Electricity now costs 4x more here than in the us. Only UK is more expensive. Germans love to joke about brown outs and blackouts in the us but fail to understand that it's just a self-imposed blackout here in the form of foregoing most modern luxuries like a dryer. Just got off a stuffed S-Bahn between two Germans and they smelled of mold. I do wonder if Germans will still be smug bastards when they're at the center of their current death spiral, but my guess is yes. Truly obnoxious nation of retards.
What's with the weird German obsession with 3 second sound clips from trash tier talk shows? Had the misfortune of waiting in a lobby a few days ago with a white trash German family and they spent an hour passing a cellphone back and forth replaying the same 4 sound clips that were obviously from some stupid talk show.
Not pretending I am highly cultured or anything as I spent most of my formative years in the US with extremely trashy talk shows on all the time, but aside from very few cases like the cash me outside girl, there are no "iconic talk show" clips anyone would know. In Germany there are hundreds, maybe thousands that Germans will show you and carefully study your reaction to. They're all not funny at all. Like a guy in a falsetto saying "ich weiß nicht". It's just dumb. I know the TV Total show lived from replaying this and I guess Germans seeing a German audience laugh at them made their pea brains think they need to laugh as well, bit this is truly out of control. Feels like dealing with mentally damaged people.
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Insurance in Germany is such a scam. End up paying 15k a year for your entire working life to use a total of maybe 40k of medical care. Retard Krauts abuse it for crappy vacations (Kur). And if you have a slightly complicated illness then you still have to travel to USA or Singapore to be treated by a real specialist whereas in Germany they'll just tell you it's nothing and to drink tea.
Like everything in Germany, not much incentive to work and pay taxes. With your lower middle class salary on which you're completely fucccked if you ever have to move to a new apartment at current prices, you're paying out the assss so that you can wait three months to see a doctor.
Of course, if you don't have a job like the Arabs then you have all day to look for doctor's appointments so it's no big deal if you need to travel to Spandau for an appointment that you arrive at and then have to wait two hours for them to get to you because Germans can't plan anything. Helll, the government will even pay for you transport pass so really no problem.
If you have a job though--or at least not one of those legacy jobs that older Germans cling to--and can't take the entire day off to go to an appointment, you better not get sick.
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BIGGEST NEWS THIS YEAR is not Trump being re-elected to destroy moronic lefties, the biggest news came out today, #RonPaul is back, and he's now the head of the FED i=he's been saying should be audited for decades. But, it could also be a Zionist Jew scam to shut the FED down, to then usher in the BIS.org Central Bank Digital Currency.
This is destroying the lefties? www.youtube.com/watch
I can't remember an elected "president" being so cuccked ever
Where are the official documents of said "audit"? It only shows twitter feed doge.gov/
Holy sh!t, this has to be a joke.
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Sugartits is not an incel. She--shit, sorry, they--were well known for taking all cummmers in the Tiergarten on equinoxes and nights when there was a full moon. While others broadcast their ganggbang records to monetize on onlyfanns or something, Sugartits did it for luv of the game.
I am unfortunate enough to need a new job and be stuck here…
Job hunting in Berlin and especially interviewing in Berlin is… a massive joke.
Plenty of poop startups, paying peanuts but acting like they are some superstars.
Most of the people working have no clue what they’re doing anyway… outdated, stupid but inflated egos everywhere…
Yeah, it's about 75% inflating the interviewer's ego (they will always introduce themselves with a list of their degrees and previous jobs for absolutely no reason so just be all "wow very impressive Laufbahn, it would be so inspiring to work under someone so accomplished"). After a week you'll notice a retarded monkey could do the job (i.e. the average German could do it if they could ask a million questions a day for the first year on the job). Always the same and then it's all worth it when you get that sweet sweet 3k/month salary lmao. All the potatoes and quark you can eat as long as you live in a WG. Welcome to hell.
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This a warning! To all the dumb German drivers out there!! Stop tailgating on the streets and autobahn. You all are seriously going to get your butt kicked from hear to the hospital. I don’t care if this is your country. It’s rude and disrespectful. In the heat of the moment logic will have gone out the window.
My new favorite statistic is that a median salary for a male african american is higher than median salary in Germany. Best part is that it's obviously a bad comparison because you're comparing men's salaries to everyone in Germany but Germans aren't allowed to admit women and foreigners are underpaid here so they can't really argue except something like "healthcare is cheaper here!" (Which btw I just got my annual tax slip the other day and all in all with employer + employee contributions I am over 16K EUR which I can't imagine being able to hit for a single in the u.s. but that's beside the point).
It really is a scam no matter how you look at it. Private insurance has fixed prices based on age. Why the hell can't people earning under 70K/year join? Literally more affordable than public for 100% of working age adults so less risk for the insurer and if you don't pay they can just drop coverage and. But no in Germany everyone has to "be solidarity" (except upper middle class +).
Op here, ai actually do earn enough for private but I am on a precarious fixed term contract with unknown status for extension. I could be saving hundreds each month with private insurance but if they don't prolong my contract then I am stuck in private insurance (actually good) BUT ALG1 will not cover monthly premiums while I am unemployed even though it is cheaper than public insurance. Once I have an extension I am definitely leaving public, makes absolutely no sense to pay twice what others pay and get the same BS service. My friend with kids is on private and they told me their doctor gives them appointments on Saturday if necessary. Public insurance here is getting as bad as NHS.
If you post this to r/Berlin you get an instant permanent. Why is Berlin the darkest red spot in eastern Europe (yes Germany is eastern Europe, I don't care if you disagree with me either).
What will it take for reddit to accept this place is a shithole?
"I'm from Berlin and I've actually never heard of anyone ever getting robbed in this city. You're making it up"
"I got robbed in Paris and in Berlin and in Berlin it was a much more pleasant experience, the guy only had an old gun and barely even roughed me up"
"Honestly I don't even understand why you care about robbery in Berlin. It's usually just someone down on their luck so just give them some cash and be on your way"
"I just carry a decoy wallet everywhere I got, can't believe some people are too stupid to figure it out"
"At least this isn't America where statistically everyone has been robbed at least twice per year every year since 1980"
"What are you trying to imply by posting this infographic exactly?"
Does anybody know whats up with the water in Germany? I have got a rash all over my body after moving to Berlin. I guess it's due to the pooping pipes and bad water quality.
Saw an info graphic, in 2022 there were about 40 pensioners per 100 working people in Germany. This is projected to jump to almost 60 by 2050. At this point shouldn't Germany just admit that all the "pro family" initiatives it tries are massive failures? 250 euros a month and 22K to stop working for a year don't seem to be cutting it, nor does subsidizing welfare families' domestic vacations (yes this is a thing "Familienerholung budget" is what it's called in Berlin). Germany needs to pivot to promoting being not disgusting slobs no one wants to fuck. Crass to have to say it out loud, but probably 99% of Germany's problems could be solved by making the people less retarded. Banning lead pipes for water transport and Bleigießen was probably a good first step, but they need more widespread deshittification measures here. Police sees a guy pissing in a train station that's a month in jail. Some drugged out Jerry asks a girl if she wants to pee on him, 2 months in prison. Leave the apartment without brushing your hair, that's 2 weeks in jail. Being fat and wearing a short skirt is 6 months. The police could write enough fines during CSD alone to fund the city for a year. It's time Germany stops being ugly and autistic and starts being attractive for once.
Or they could make it less of a bureaucratic hell for immigrants who actually come to work while encouraging those who come too leech off the system while dreaming of Allah. Glad they're finally making a little bit of an effort on the second front, but it's also too little too late. They'd be smart to try to get as many educated, hard-working family oriented Asians and Indians to come here. If you're willing to work to support the old Germans while they slowly die off and aren't infected with Allah: welcome!
No we have to remove all the shitwads that salt the earth for decent humans. Civilised foreigners don't want to raise kids in neighborhoods where homos meet up at night to smoke weed and give each other handjobs on playgrounds. They all need to go to reeducation camps.
Immigrants who come to Germany should have a reason to! Full stop. Job, partake into society etc. Doesn’t matter what religion they are as long as they understand Europe is culturally Christian, secular and pretty much over dogmas since a while now… People have rights (yes, even the homos, minorities, even Jews - shockingly for the nutcase that sometimes posts here). Coming to Germany to drop babies raised in anti-spirit is not it… In fact, don’t breed at all. Why consume space and resources then complain there is no space and resources? People need to stop finding their Ikigai or some poop… stop relying on free handouts, be it Germans or foreigners. Socialism never worked and never will anyway…
The angry Allahu piglet is downvoting…
But it‘s true. Civilised, smarter and decent people don’t care to control what others shove down their bums or mouths… and generally, what they do in their privacy…
It applies to both left/right, idiots are on both sides.
And whoever acts in the name of skydaddies in the 21st century is plain retarded…
Normally I would think that's true, that homos would avoid allahcel neighborhoods but Germans have no survival instinct at all (partially due to fake data privacy laws and media codex abused to give a false perception of safety, but also just general state worship and autism). You can go to Volkspark Friedrichshain any night of the week in summer and find both allahcels blasting music and homos buttfucking in the bushes. And occasionally someone murders a homosexual in the bushes and the media doesn't cover it because we all know who most likely did it. But anyway, as a parent I definitely avoid overly gay areas here because most gay men over about 40 are actually just pedos.
Yes! Bringing awareness on how bad Muslimahs smell, especially in the summer when sweat is stale in those poop fabrics they wear… you puke your insides if you‘re unlucky to stay too close to one. It’s not like they wear organic cotton. And let’s not talk about Arabic fragrances and Oud. That poop smells even worse…
I have the horror to sit in a bus next to some Muslim women in the summer and I got dizzy from the stench…
Going out in public smelling foul as fwck is antisocial behaviour…
But hey, they‘re „clean“ because they eat and poop with their bare hands and have ablutions five times a day… because microbiology only progresses for one part of the world only. For the Islamic word, it‘s stuck in 13th century st best, where eating with right hand and washing a$$ with left hand is… enough. NOT.
Agree with basically everything in the three comments above except the part about the Slave Frauen's masters being alpha. What kind of fucccking loser has so little confidence that the only way anyone would ever have intercourse with him is if they are his enslaved property? Islam is just incel culture on a large scale. The OG version before the internet. Those men are pathetic and would be much happier in a world with only men. The whole Arab world is hot and miserable but it could. be like Laboratory spread over thousands of miles of desert: just hairy-assssed men fuccccking each other in the asssholes. That'd be alpha. But enslaving women because you're suck a pathetic loser cuccck that it's the only way you can feel like a real man? That's pathetic.
Calm down dude. I don't believe in the whole meme that homophobes are latent gays BUT you definitely seem to have some suppressed homosexual feelings in you. And if you don't understand how a culture could become overprotective of its women than you probably somehow have negative testosterone in your blood.
Huge Facebook groups for finding short term babysitters. People offering services usually either 1.) South American: Hi I have a master's degree in early childhood education and a doctorate in psychology and am looking for a job in Berlin for 12 months, my rate is 12 euros per hour, or 2. Hi I'm Stefan from NRW and I have Hauptschule and worked as a newspaper delivery man for 2 months *posts 6 extremely creepy pictures of himself with kids with faces covered by emojis that look like evidence that will be used at his criminal trial*. Every request is like "hey we're expats from California looking for a sitter 4x a week for our 3 kids in Zehlendorf, hoping for an English native speaker" followed by a hundred people named Vindaloo Manju Chatterjee saying "pls saaaar I am English native speaker level 7 with distinction please I have send u PN". One of Fee situations where I feel pity for everyone involved.
