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I can't believe people still think they're going to live the dream find a huge cheap flat and pursue a bohemian lifestyle when they move to berlin. How is it that this idea is still perpetrated ??????
It's considered cheap by western European and San Francisco/LA/NYC standards but anyone with half a brain can see that the typical Berliner's purchasing power is complete crap and that you have two choices with buying goods and services: extremely cheap, poor quality garbage where you are treated like crap or extremely expensive, mediocre quality where you are treated moderately better.
Berlin is a squalid hole.
Stop complaining, guys!
Yes it's cheap but Berlin is awesome cool and hip - here's why:
You can work like, right away for one of the best new companies of 2017: Deliverando it's a super innovative company and it's taking Berlin by storm - not only will you make a decent wage delivering food like pizza and burritos but you will also be able to spend it when you order your own pizza to be delivered by them after a long day of peddling pizza to others.
If shopping is your ambition there is a Lidl nearly everywhere, Berlin will be Paradise for you.
But Berlin has other interesting career options:
For those with culinary talents: why not open your very own a Dönerladen? Nollendorfplatz always has room for another!
-and you'll be able to exhibit your creative skills in your storefront window by displaying the lettuce and tomatoes you chopped up - this seems to really fascinated people in Berlin and the tourists go wild to see this - it keeps them lined up and salivating!
...or what about a becoming a HAIRCUTTER - there are not many of those in Berlin - right? -especially those catering to people who have black pubic hair all over their bodies and who walk bow legged - Allahu Akbar!
For those cynical Berlin haters this is gonna blow you away, like, for ever:
NOW you can be a START UP > this time for REAL, - those clever guys, in Silicon Valley are gonna show you how it's done!
YUP - it is really happening.
The new Google Campus in Kreuzberg is on it's way!
Those slick bay area hipsters realized that Berlin had a huge demand for education, after they mesmerized you with such products as Google Earth and Maps and taught you how to write in so many foreign languages with Google Translate.
Now they will take you to another level and soon you can truly be cool and awesome!
If your parents in Stuttgart can't pay your tuition, you can sign on the dotted line and promise to pay by 2050. But If you are not German - the German government will pay your tuition but the requirements are that you come from the middle east, are illiterate and have smelly feet.
Of course if none of those options appeal, then consider perhaps something which has been a major success not only in Berlin but all over Germany: it is the business of receiving Hartz4. You too can be in this business. It's easy, safe and convenient, simply register locally or have at least one child by some willing African or other 3rd world arrival - this is available 24/7 on any street corner of Berlin or even, well, anywhere in Germany!
So please stop putting down Berlin - the opportunities are endless here and lest forget we are all equal and deserve respect even when our earlobes have wobbling holes wide as our anuses in 'em.
This is not a judgement - just my thoughts on the matter. Thanks.
I arrived to Berlin a lively happy butterfly, 5 years on I am a loveless, depressed, brainwashed shell of a human being.
If it helps you could perceive that people assume you would be like everyone else cause they don't know anything else. Meaning the frames around who you are. Surely it doesn't replace anything needed but could help you to pause and readjust before you speak cause as you feel you speak or act.
Since the arrival of our middle eastern counterparts, the U7 & U8 have become breeding grounds for all sorts of nasty flus and viruses. Coupled with the ever dropping temperature makes for a pretty pooping winter (as always)
No where to sit on the train? Buy a dog, instantly shifts Burkah Ninjas
Left after 4 years in Berlin, now PTSD.
I hate Grmans. The worst are the West Germans. They grow up in some $hithole outside of Münster, their parents love them very much and told them they can be whatever they want in life and the result is they move to Berlin because they are so interesting and so very artistically talented. I hope you all get brain cancer and die a horribly painful slow death.
Totally , when go outside , there are tons of zombies. People who thinks berlin is cool that just tourists or losers .
I have left already although still a bit traumatized due to berlin experiences , because when I hear german , feel so disgusted.
How much traumatized!
How many berliners does it take to change a lightbulb?
36.
1 changes the bulb the rest make a 40min documentary about it.
What a website and here I was thinking I was alone. I have been in Berlin for 5 freaking years now, 5 freaking years i'll never get back. I pray for the day I can actually scrape enough money together to leave this poop hole and i'm not even religious!
I hate the Summer here, it brings out the worst people and the worst in the worst people, cunts everywhere. I hate Germans, they are so passive aggressive, they lack passion, humour, intensity and love! I know this is probably an inordinate fear of starting another World War, or building another freaking wall through the middle of the city, but come on! Show a little passion in your lives!
Berlin has made me a shell of the man I used to be....any more time here and I fear I may mutate into a German, or worse....an insufferable Berlin leftist cunt.
Berlin, you can pump more money and immigrants into this city, but no matter how much you scream "refugees welcome" you just can't polish a Turd.
Get me out of here!
Go to Leipzig before it becomes another Berlin. At least the people there are friendly and hospitable. To be quite honest, I oscillate between hate and pity for Germans, they've been dealt some pretty, pretty bad hands over the last 120 years. Manipulated by Zionists and taken advantage of by megalomaniacs in their own country and from around the world. Walls dividing them, feminists dividing them, walls coming down creating new resentments between them, the Depression and hyper inflation, two wars, repatriation, very high taxes, ridden with guilt, etc etc etc, no wonder they are so fccked-up.
If you're new here, my advice is to get out as quick as possible.
I know what you're thinking, "you're all losers on Berlin Hater". Everyone thinks Berlin is great when they visit or first arrive to stay, but gradually the reality will creep in and then you will try to meet the challenge and then you'll be sucked in, because your brain can't believe what's happening and you'll try to break the code, but unfortunately there is no Enigma machine, their is no code, everyone is totally lost, pretending they have the secret code that only they know.
Run for your sanity while you have a chance. Run Lola, run.
"there is no enigma machine".
Lol, spot the repressed Brit.
They are the real losers, cant get over the fact that 1945 was the last time they were on top.
Someone I know said they hate sylvester, because the fire works were like "Something from the Blitz"!
They really are the most irony free idiots of all.
if you wanna move to Europe and you don’t know poop about geography you move to Berlin.
Never been to Berlin but fornicate Germany it's seriously a depressing place. Everyone is so full of spite. Why?
Hey guys. You have been my salvation throughout my stay in Berlin. Unsurprisingly, I f ucking hate the place.
But today I finally left. So i will not write what I hate about berlin because i could go on and on. Today is a great day for me. I just want to tell you: there's light at the end of the tunnel. You just have to get back up on your feet and leave this disgusting, filthy place once and for all. (Unless you married a berliner. If you do, sorry you are a moron.)
Leave the f ucking city now. Right now. because it will NEVER get better with time. It will actually get worse.
I stand with you guys. I hope all of you leave and they'll drop a f ucking nuclear bomb on the city.
I won't check this site anymore. I am up to a new and better life. Wish you all the very best. Thanks to everybody.
People here are miserable and if you show any sign of joy they will do their very best to wipe it off your face. Their stupid fear-driven behaviour self-fulfills a life of stress and misery and the only time you see them even somewhat excited is when they're at work because that's the only time they see their life having any form of purpose. They create their own suffering and wallow in it masochistically. I have no inclination of meeting any of these freaking children in adult bodies.
Another pathetic highlight in this sh*thole of a city: In leftist slum Friedrichshain-Kreuzberg a museum portrays black drug dealers as victims, who "often have to face racist attacks" (oh those poor, poor drug dealers *sob*), and GLORIFIES them for WORKING BRAVE AND FEARLESS IN PUBLIC SPACE.
Really Berlin??? Really???
God I wanna burn this f*cking city to the ground so bad!
You think it's bad now, wait until all those single mothers who had children with the African drug dealers realize that they have ruined their whole lives and the children run crazy because they have no good role model in their life, except some delusional man-hating feminazi as a "mother". .
I'm a 30 year-old single lady. I'm bored alone here, I can't get neither any friends nor boyfriend here for past 2 years and socially I'm very miserable. I'm interested in immigrating again. Economical and political situation is not very good in my home country, I'm not very keen on returning back either. I'm thinking of moving to Dublin. What do you think? I like Irish people, cheerful, colorful, friendly and nice. I work in IT sector, I'll look for a job soon.
here is my mail if you want to contact me : georgeseth@live.de ;)
South America is fun for vacation but it's really hard to live comfortably there unless you're a rich person living off savings and pension or remote work. Australia is supposedly great even though it's very expensive. It's also pretty isolated. Europe is definitely not boring but the best places to live have the worst economies and low salaries and the places with good economies have plenty of other issues. Berlin doesn't have a good economy plus all of the other negatives associated with Germany, northern Europe, etc.
Europe is definitely boring. East Europe,Balkan and northern Europe are one of the most boring places on earth.
www.thetoptens.com/boring-countries-europe/
That toptens list is BS. For one, it is focused only on European cities so of course European cities will be the top and the only cities. And of course there are boring European cities especially when comparing it with some of the most interesting cities in the world that are in Europe. You think most Canadian or US cities are better? Besides the most well known ones, the vast majority are boring as hell. Some South American cities are fun, but not for living long term same for places like Thailand.
yeah how can europe be boring when you always have to fear being attacked by some lowlife with a beer bottle, having your car blazed by an antifa, getting bombed by some loser who was supposed to be deported 18 months ago, having to collect bottles because the economy is so bad and foreiners in europe are regarded so poorly, getting food poisoning because restaurants aren't checked for hygiene, dying in a fire because alarms aren't mandatory, much less sprinkler systems, becoming the victim of an acid attack, riding a gosh darn bike to work until you retire, paying 30% more for every good and service than is reasonable, having nothing to do on sundays, having access to a continent's cuisine that is 90% pork and grease/butter, frigid, masculine women, etc etc etc
None of the sh1t you just ranted about fits under the definition of boring. I never brought any of that sh1t up, just describing all of Europe as "boring" shows you are a spoiled, delusional, whiny vagina and have no clue what the rest of the world is really like.
Would you mind popping round for a word with my neighbour, who spends the nights beating his girlfriend senseless, then has the nerve to bang on the wall when my daughter cries when she wakes up from the noise?
Seriously call the police. They are unlikely to do anything unless the guy is actually beating his girlfriend loud enough so that it can be heard from the apartment corridor, but try it anyway. But given how much Germans loathe accountability, and the reluctance of Germans to take foreigners seriously, they probably will not even drop by. The social contract nonetheless dictates that you must try. Ignoring it would be so German.
"OOPS! Sorry, that didn't work, please try again!"
Is getting way to common on this site, and making it hard for me to vent.