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Kraut-people, Kraut-people..looks like kraut, tastes like people
Anyone have experiences how to get a cat when landlord is mean about it? The contract says it needs agreement and they refused saying they piss everywhere (the irony) and other poop reasons. Pretty much have no solid reason so it's not legal but what can you do about it? How is it in other countries? I'm so pissed, it is free right to have a cat where you live.
I see, thank you. And unfortunately he would find out when it's on the window sill and he would dig in the trash for sure. Btw you know what's crazy in this place. I work together with a guy whose name means evil in German and he lives in a street that has big hell in it. Then there is people paying 6.66 in front of me but I also saw a lot of 777. Very bizarre things :) But surely not to be focussed on, I mean I've got no idea.
Disturbing trend amongst French and German people who speak english:
Please stop using the word "Mate". It is so horrible, jarring and english.
You only use this word if someone IS NOT your friend, in fact you don't like them.
If someone is a friend, you either call them "Chief" or "Boss", or "Shithead or "Fool", which means you consider them on the same level as you.
Everytime "Frenchy" or fritz calls me "Mate" I want to punch them!
I loathe the Berlin Kindergarten that taught my children ze German way to wipe their bums, the loo paper must be folded once and folded again, and they shamed kids who didn´t neatly fold the paper by saying that only monkeys would wipe their bottoms in that way.
In addition, on orientation day, the Kindergarten proudly showed us a washing line full of drawings hung up neatly with little pegs. The black and white printout was of a pig on a field, and to my utter dismay every one of those paintings as far as the eye could see was identical: the sky blue, the grass green and the pig pink. We´re talking about 3 and 4 year olds, who in any other country would have been free to colour the grass purple and the sky yellow. I should have recognized these signs of social doctrination earlier. No child can ever be free in Deutschland, and that´s why we are SO gone. The scars are still there - they still obediently fold the loo-paper.
So add `Loo-paper origami´to your childrens skills before coming here.
Anyone remember the public discussion two years ago about how granting tax deductions/government subsidies for NOT enrolling children in Kindergarten was sexist, regressive, abhorrent? Remember the statistics they pulled out, showing it would only be used by the rich and foreigners? This right here is the perfect illustration of why: no intelligent, critical thinker would allow their child to be indoctrinated by such authoritarian coercion. For the mandatory training necessary to watch children all day it is astonishing how poorly equipped, incompetent German caretakers are.
While on the topic of toilet paper. I grew up in the UK and our toilet paper is vastly superior/softer than the sandpaper offered here. I have NEVER found decent paper. I especially hate the ones at the airport or other public buildings - that sad factory green/grey that makes you slice your bum. Like the food here, everything is cheap and bad quality. Harsh paper for harsh people.
Hey, Germans, watch this, before it's too late and that red hot poke is shoved all the way up your ass, www.youtube.com/watch
How to make 'Berliner Currywurst' on U-Bahn.
www.youtube.com/watch
Pretty realistic. Notice how everyone just stands around, too petrified to actually tell the guy to GTFO. Reminds me of the nazi guy a couple of years ago who got arrested for peeing on a teenager in the train in broad daylight. People just stood around and did nothing. Beta nation of utter cucks.
Eh, has nothing to do with the color of his skin, likely drunk, high, or mentally ill. Plenty of lighter skin people, including Germans, do the same thing all over the city. Also, now I have to clear my Youtube cookies and cache since this was hosted on a Russian far right propaganda Youtube channel.
the people are worse than the weather. They are all ( germans, migrants, expats, tourists) insufferable. I am going to leave my partner in 6 months just to finally leave this idiot after 4 years of misery and trauma. I should have listened to my parents who warned me about Germany. Never again will I let "love" blind me.
I understand, why every second person here is on drugs or alcohol. Why? Because there's just one word to describe every single aspect of this city: UGLY.
1. Ugly architecture. Is this a capital of ZE GREAT DOUCHELAND? No, Berlin looks like a small depressive town somewhere in Russia or Poland. Yes, there are some beautiful pieces of architecture like the Berlin Cathedral, but the number of those exceptions is so low. And yeah, crooked butt graffiti and street "art" everywhere, mixed with panel houses...Ugh. Disgusting.
2. Ugly people. No wonder, why the birth-rate in Germany is so low. Who would fornicate ugly, unkempt german "girls" with green hair, dressed in them ankle pants and dirty butt converse? Right, only the person under coke or molly. Plus, fckn refugees, Neukolln "machos", leftie faggots and so on.
3. Ugly behaviour. No comments here. We all know the definition of "Berliner Schnauze". We all know that yelling and vomiting on the subway stations is OK for berliners. We all know this facial expression when it goes about Berlin. "OoOoOoOH, das ist so geeeeeeeil" - say ugly girls from pt. 2 with a roll-eye, - "This is the best city on Earth, which never sleeps, we have the best parties, the best doner, the best keta, the best...did I say doner or keta? Ah, also parties!".
This place is really doomed.
Not far away according to this woman www.youtube.com/watch
Sorry, here's the same as last post without typos, for all the pedants:
I wonder if this has anything to do with Angela Merkel letting in so many "refugees" www.youtube.com/watch
I wonder if this has anything to do with Angela Merkel letting un so may "refugees" - www.youtube.com/watch
Whenever I have a "conversation" with a German, I never hear them say the words: I think - perhaps - maybe - I'm not sure - my opinion etc. they are always quite emphatic that their belief is the ultimate truth.
Hmm, how silly of meI thought Berlin was in Germany and I also thought anyone with half a brain would work out that talking about Germans on a Berlin Hating site would register in their pea-brain that I might just be including Berliners. But that is too much to hope for.
Had a job once where we were forced to attend a seminar on giving and receiving feedback. They emphasized very strongly that when giving feedback it is important to say "In my opinion..." and the Germans in the audience just blankly stared in disbelief.
Been thinking the past few days about social interactions in Berlin/Germany and have recalled many cringe-worthy moments in this country. People here are definitely off more-often-than-not.
That's true. It makes one feel as if something was wrong for being just normal. Everyone's always acting so tough and competent like they have to perform something. I mean who are they trying to fool? Although they probably suffer from it. Like it's the weak frames around their feelings. So they can't feel them so easily.
I like Munich, Hamburg, Köln,-but not Berlin! If you want to stay alone, without friends and depressed, then a cab ride to Berlin!
I was with a berlin guy for few months. I liked him and we were getting along pretty well. One day out of nowhere and without a reason he disappeared, stopped answering messages and I never heard of him again.
I have to pay €17 per month for a RET ARD tv licence, when I live lone with no tv, no smart phone and no radio or computer connection. Yet another apartment or house with 6 people who all have TVs, smart phones, radios and computer connection, pay the same total as me.
WTF is that about. Why don't these rip off numbskulls charge by the size of the apartment. This is he final straw in Berlin for me. The problem is it's still run by Lefty communists from the DDR times.
Given the quality of German media, I don't see how anyone can justify paying anything in television tax. State-run television and radio that exist solely to spread pro-establishment propaganda? And then you have the conspiracy-theory idiots who point at the private-run stations with their abysmal quality suggesting that somehow legitimizes state-sponsored media. It's all idiotic. Germans should just stay away from media all together. They are bad at it.