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I loathe the Berlin Kindergarten that taught my children ze German way to wipe their bums, the loo paper must be folded once and folded again, and they shamed kids who didn´t neatly fold the paper by saying that only monkeys would wipe their bottoms in that way.
In addition, on orientation day, the Kindergarten proudly showed us a washing line full of drawings hung up neatly with little pegs. The black and white printout was of a pig on a field, and to my utter dismay every one of those paintings as far as the eye could see was identical: the sky blue, the grass green and the pig pink. We´re talking about 3 and 4 year olds, who in any other country would have been free to colour the grass purple and the sky yellow. I should have recognized these signs of social doctrination earlier. No child can ever be free in Deutschland, and that´s why we are SO gone. The scars are still there - they still obediently fold the loo-paper.
So add `Loo-paper origami´to your childrens skills before coming here.
Anyone remember the public discussion two years ago about how granting tax deductions/government subsidies for NOT enrolling children in Kindergarten was sexist, regressive, abhorrent? Remember the statistics they pulled out, showing it would only be used by the rich and foreigners? This right here is the perfect illustration of why: no intelligent, critical thinker would allow their child to be indoctrinated by such authoritarian coercion. For the mandatory training necessary to watch children all day it is astonishing how poorly equipped, incompetent German caretakers are.
While on the topic of toilet paper. I grew up in the UK and our toilet paper is vastly superior/softer than the sandpaper offered here. I have NEVER found decent paper. I especially hate the ones at the airport or other public buildings - that sad factory green/grey that makes you slice your bum. Like the food here, everything is cheap and bad quality. Harsh paper for harsh people.
Hey, Germans, watch this, before it's too late and that red hot poke is shoved all the way up your ass, www.youtube.com/watch
How to make 'Berliner Currywurst' on U-Bahn.
www.youtube.com/watch
Pretty realistic. Notice how everyone just stands around, too petrified to actually tell the guy to GTFO. Reminds me of the nazi guy a couple of years ago who got arrested for peeing on a teenager in the train in broad daylight. People just stood around and did nothing. Beta nation of utter cucks.
Eh, has nothing to do with the color of his skin, likely drunk, high, or mentally ill. Plenty of lighter skin people, including Germans, do the same thing all over the city. Also, now I have to clear my Youtube cookies and cache since this was hosted on a Russian far right propaganda Youtube channel.
the people are worse than the weather. They are all ( germans, migrants, expats, tourists) insufferable. I am going to leave my partner in 6 months just to finally leave this idiot after 4 years of misery and trauma. I should have listened to my parents who warned me about Germany. Never again will I let "love" blind me.
I understand, why every second person here is on drugs or alcohol. Why? Because there's just one word to describe every single aspect of this city: UGLY.
1. Ugly architecture. Is this a capital of ZE GREAT DOUCHELAND? No, Berlin looks like a small depressive town somewhere in Russia or Poland. Yes, there are some beautiful pieces of architecture like the Berlin Cathedral, but the number of those exceptions is so low. And yeah, crooked butt graffiti and street "art" everywhere, mixed with panel houses...Ugh. Disgusting.
2. Ugly people. No wonder, why the birth-rate in Germany is so low. Who would fornicate ugly, unkempt german "girls" with green hair, dressed in them ankle pants and dirty butt converse? Right, only the person under coke or molly. Plus, fckn refugees, Neukolln "machos", leftie faggots and so on.
3. Ugly behaviour. No comments here. We all know the definition of "Berliner Schnauze". We all know that yelling and vomiting on the subway stations is OK for berliners. We all know this facial expression when it goes about Berlin. "OoOoOoOH, das ist so geeeeeeeil" - say ugly girls from pt. 2 with a roll-eye, - "This is the best city on Earth, which never sleeps, we have the best parties, the best doner, the best keta, the best...did I say doner or keta? Ah, also parties!".
This place is really doomed.
Not far away according to this woman www.youtube.com/watch
Sorry, here's the same as last post without typos, for all the pedants:
I wonder if this has anything to do with Angela Merkel letting in so many "refugees" www.youtube.com/watch
I wonder if this has anything to do with Angela Merkel letting un so may "refugees" - www.youtube.com/watch
Whenever I have a "conversation" with a German, I never hear them say the words: I think - perhaps - maybe - I'm not sure - my opinion etc. they are always quite emphatic that their belief is the ultimate truth.
Hmm, how silly of meI thought Berlin was in Germany and I also thought anyone with half a brain would work out that talking about Germans on a Berlin Hating site would register in their pea-brain that I might just be including Berliners. But that is too much to hope for.
Had a job once where we were forced to attend a seminar on giving and receiving feedback. They emphasized very strongly that when giving feedback it is important to say "In my opinion..." and the Germans in the audience just blankly stared in disbelief.
Been thinking the past few days about social interactions in Berlin/Germany and have recalled many cringe-worthy moments in this country. People here are definitely off more-often-than-not.
That's true. It makes one feel as if something was wrong for being just normal. Everyone's always acting so tough and competent like they have to perform something. I mean who are they trying to fool? Although they probably suffer from it. Like it's the weak frames around their feelings. So they can't feel them so easily.
I like Munich, Hamburg, Köln,-but not Berlin! If you want to stay alone, without friends and depressed, then a cab ride to Berlin!
I was with a berlin guy for few months. I liked him and we were getting along pretty well. One day out of nowhere and without a reason he disappeared, stopped answering messages and I never heard of him again.
I have to pay €17 per month for a RET ARD tv licence, when I live lone with no tv, no smart phone and no radio or computer connection. Yet another apartment or house with 6 people who all have TVs, smart phones, radios and computer connection, pay the same total as me.
WTF is that about. Why don't these rip off numbskulls charge by the size of the apartment. This is he final straw in Berlin for me. The problem is it's still run by Lefty communists from the DDR times.
Given the quality of German media, I don't see how anyone can justify paying anything in television tax. State-run television and radio that exist solely to spread pro-establishment propaganda? And then you have the conspiracy-theory idiots who point at the private-run stations with their abysmal quality suggesting that somehow legitimizes state-sponsored media. It's all idiotic. Germans should just stay away from media all together. They are bad at it.
Typical English pop song text synopsis: "Hey, I have to say that I love you, and I want to keep you forever and care for you. Do you want to join with me?" or "I have a serious problem. I can't take it anymore, I wish I was dead. Please help me!"
Typical German pop song text synopsis: "YEEAHH let's dance all night long, drink us to death, consume illegal substances and fornicate uninvolved inferior women so that they become mentally retarded children until we are too old to realise we wasted our lives."
Until Adel Tawil (who happens to be half tunesian/half egypt but was ironically born in Berlin) came along with his song "Ist da jemand?" ("Is there somebody?") which does roughly match the english synopsis. This may have opened their eyes to some of the mostly soul-blind Germans. And when I saw the official music video I saw another incredible peculiarity of Germans: tons of smileys.
Other artists of Tawil's kind are Tim Bendzko and Max Giesinger, but their soul texts are a rarity for Germans which are unable to understand the English texts.
(For information: I am a German-born, but my parents moved to Duluth, Minnesota with me when I was a few months old. I honestly think this was the right decision.)
Germans love English-language pop music but rip at it relentlessly to 1. show that they understand English enough to somewhat decipher the lyrics and 2. push down their fears that emotions actually exist.
You are absolutely spot on. Almost no German bands producing anything other than mindless bubble-gum music with too much production and too little substance. The Beatsteaks, probably one of the most popular current bands from Berlin, is a great example. Their newest single, which is played on all public radio stations probably 50 times per day, attempts some kind of love story from the perspective of an addled druggy forcing marriage upon someone who doesn't want it.
Yes. I'm sharing some bad climaxes of German music "culture"
Brian Sanhaji - A simple thing - www.youtube.com/watch
sounds like an Eminem/Depeche Mode crossover remixed by Ralph from Kraftwerk
Kollektiv Turmstraße - Randale in der Fußgaengerzone - www.youtube.com/watch
typical for a group of leftist influenced rowdies - enhanced by heavy accent vocals
Format B - Something Suitable - www.youtube.com/watch
no words, this sounds like Silent Hill composers on Drugs...
Many actually hate their jobs but it provides for some human needs like getting lost in authority. These roles are quite a female dog cause human needs are very attached to it like scapegoats which are usually the artists (so that's why there is no cultural value much) also don't get any love for being who they are.
Nothing of cultural value has come from Germany in the past 100 years because Germans are void of any emotion, except perhaps impotent rage. Their movies, television shows and music are all depressingly bland despite receiving some of the largest government subsidies in the entire world. TV shows and movies are copies of copies of something that might have once been moving - but all signs of humanity of the characters is scrapped in favor of cheap, gratuitous sex, unnecessarily provocative situations and "humor" that appeals solely to prepubescent boys (and, for whatever reason, a large portion of the German population). The music is even worse. It's either the germification of what was popular in America and England 5-10 years ago, laughable German hip hop/rap or mindless and monotonous robotic techno you could only produce, or tolerate, after destroying your brain for years.
In summary, Germans are incapable of creating anything of cultural relevance beyond, arguably, a codified system of laws.
Yes. I'm sharing some bad climaxes of German music "culture"
Brian Sanhaji - A simple thing - www.youtube.com/watch
sounds like an Eminem/Depeche Mode crossover remixed by Ralph from Kraftwerk
Kollektiv Turmstraße - Randale in der Fußgaengerzone - www.youtube.com/watch
typical for a group of leftist influenced rowdies - enhanced by heavy accent vocals
Format B - Something Suitable - www.youtube.com/watch
no words, this sounds like Silent Hill composers on Drugs...
Anyone ever have a German tell them that television tax and state-run media help keep reporting neutral?
www.ft.com/content/23e02b76-7074-11e7-93ff-99f383b09ff9
Ever since the Nationwide refuge enthusiasm with ridiculous clapping of arrivals I lost any belief in independent media opinions here, it was sickeningly one sided, and the worst part was the fuhrer the Germans let themselves be whipped into, they just seemed so eager to be told what to think.
As a foreigner I really wanted to see the good in refugees coming to Europe to seek more peaceful, prosperous lives. I've never thought much of German "culture" (or lack thereof) or the arrogance most German males seem to still possess to this day. So the German right-wing propaganda wasn't at all appealing to me. I fought with my own logic and reasoning for months, ignoring the "bad apples" that, at the beginning of the influx at least would still occasionally made it to the press (molestations in public pools, the whole Cologne thing, later the rapes and murders and, eventually, terror attacks). And then I noticed I was almost never casually seeing any more news articles about crimes committed by refugees. I did some research and realized that the crimes were still there, but you had to read official police reports (though they do their best to make it near impossible to isolate crimes committed by refugees) or foreign media to get to them.
There's obviously a problem going on and the media has clearly taken the role of subservience.