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Stinking as if you didn't have had a shower for weeks, neved brushing your teeth or having sh*t still warm in your pants seems to be a completely normal and socially accepted thing here. F*ck Berlin!
Oh, poor little snowflake, can't handle the smell of shtty pants on the U-Bahn, upset about seeing guys pissing in the open in front of his girl friend, can't handle the putrid smell of an alcoholics breath as he bends down to harass you for money-for-nothing, little diddums can't handle imbeciles who feel a need to party for 48 hrs straight, in dens of depravity and delusion, to escape their lost lives, he probably hates the Kafka-esque bureaucracy as well, what a fcking wimp, you're probably one of those people who hates dog sht all over the streets, and vomit every 200 metres, not to mention having your bike stolen every 6 months. I bet you even complain about all the human camels spitting every 10 seconds on the footpath and platform you are following them on.
I have a feeling you are a fascist racist who thinks that people who come from other countries shouldn't be selling drugs in the open on street corners to young people, to fck their minds up as well, you are probably against so called anarchists taking money from the tax-payer funded state that they so vehemently hate.
What a pusssy.
How every person in a shop asks you back, knowingly what you wanted and thinks nobody realizes. They can't freaking just give you what you wanted, just like that. It's like you can't freaking do such thing, when you know what it is, you can't freaking ask as if you wouldn't. It's completely face up and embarrassing. Like an idiot who steers the car in the dirt and all you can do is look at it in awe wtf he just did. It's such a shame social wise.
I got what you were saying, you were alluding to the mixed metaphors of the quantum juxtapositions of the fallacious signatories to the accord of astro-physist transcendence of the ethereal soul pattern of Jupiter's rising coinciding with the convoluted excesses of alcohol and drug induced stupor. Any fool could work that out.
Oh ok, I meant lets say you buy cigarettes. You say the brand and the colour and they ask back everytime which colour or act like somehow they didn't get it. It goes like this
Hello, I'd like one pack of *brand* the blue ones please. ...Blue??
Hello, one pack of *brand* blue please ... Which ones?
It rails the conversation into artificiality whereas otherwise something natural from life might come up. Other than that it is just plain stupid. You stand there knowing the person already knows all the info needed but out of habbit has to ask you back perceiving it as an okay thing to do socially when it is complete brainfart.
Coming soon to a city near you ;o) www.breitbart.com/london/2017/07/18/migrants-riot-sexually-harass-women-german-folk-festival/
Was enjoying a picnic yesterday with my wife and children at one of the many lakes here in Berlin. Until a 40-50 year old creep wearing nothing but a baseball cap and sunglasses sat down directly in front of us, no more than 3 meters away, and starting jerking off. I called the cops and they eventually came out but did nothing except talk to him for a moment, shared a laugh and then left.
What's wrong with you, why are you complaining about a guy jerking off in front of your children and wife, you must be a Right-wing fascist, this is normal behaviour in Berlin, you are intolerant of disgusting filthy Berlin scum. You are probably one of those morons who hate guys pissing in the street, filthy smelly beggars harassing you, seeing an army of garbage scavengers and a total lack of customer service. Go back to civilization.
Stuff like this confirm that Germans don't care about sexual assault:
www.stern.de/panorama/weltgeschehen/oktoberfest--wie-sich-ein-polizeibericht-anhoert--wenn-deutsche-maenner-frauen-bedraengen-6641130.html
Things that will soon cease to exist:
a) Soundcloud
b) Agora Workspace
The only question is which will go first?
I heard Agora got screwed by Berlin's very own Lannister wannabes, the Samwer Brothers on some deal at their new playground at the old Kindl Brauerei, As a result of the investment, which has since collapse, Agora's finanzes are now exposed to huge costs.
I don't really understand this business stuff, all I know is, who do you think willl end up buying up the factory space Agora already occupies?
Greetings....
From Berlin. Know where that is?
Been here for many years. Always went through alternating phases of hating the city and feeling almost indifferent about it. Until about a year ago. Now something happens at least once a day that makes me rage at the incompetence, unfriendliness and utter idiocy in this city. High time for me to get out.
If I was a freaking german I'd learn English just to get some comedy. I just gave the "Quatsch comedy club" a chance on YouTube, my butt is funnier.
Why do some people claim that Berlin is not so bad in the summer? Way more crazies around, way more druggies around, way more public drunkenness, way more public urination. My favorite time of the year in this city is between Christmas and New Year's when most of the idiots here leave.
OMG this guy's criminal history. Walking around nude in public while trying to start a fight. Steals a police officer's gun and shots himself. What do you have to do to go to prison Iin this city (other than for hate speech)? Starting to long for America, 1% of the population may well be in prison, but it probably also belongs there.
Sorry if my spelling ,in the above posts weren't correct .I do apologize do due to the poop tablet I
Standing in a q in the supermak and a new girl is working for freaking edeka ,and moaninin
Moaning people waiting in a q when a new girl starts her first shift .edeke news any where
Berlin hater is a great site tongue in cheek to let off soon steam love it Englander in hakenfelde
Quite frankly it is an embarrassment that articles like this actually get published anywhere.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/13/berlin-corporate-big-hitters-samsung-europe-soul
Written by some blinded new-Berliner who can only muster up praise for Berlin, based largely on the way people who live in Berlin and have never seriously lived elsewhere frame their own city. Just more proof that liberal publications are not to be trusted.
"Paired with the scandalous BER airport fiasco, in which billions of taxpayer Euros have gone up, and continue to go up, in flames, these issues expose the institutionalized incompetence of a bankrupt political class. The young fools who flock to Berlin because of its reputation as a party metropolis or 'start-up mecca' care not one wit about the ordinary working people who keep this city going. They direct their outrage at Donald Trump a million miles away, while ignoring the injustices going on right under their noses."
Someone below said he/she has seen people talking to themselves.
I do that sometimes...in the street.
Should I be mentally evaluated asap? I feel fine otherwise.
We've decided to leave things how they are for now, and removed the post asking for ideas :-)
@Raz - I like the idea of being able to edit posts with in a short timeframe after posting - next time we get a few minutes maybe we'll implment it!
Jews are responsible for the refugee crisis.Zionis Oligarch support also Multiculturalism and Feminism.
Is that right, "only stupid people", you mean people who don't agree with your myopic views about Zionists:
Here's what Einstein had to say in the matter of Zionists: rense.com/general59/ein.htm
Here's a who's who list of prominent Zionist Feminists. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_feminists
Here is a list of the people who control 90% of USA media, that brainwashes the whole world. . rense.com/general44/sevenjewishamericans.htm
Now for multiculturalism www.youtube.com/watch
This is what the Guardian had to say about Radiohead playing in the Zionist state of Israel.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/11/radiohead-reject-israel-boycott-play-tel-aviv-palestinians