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For me it feels like most people here have the IQ of a Banana :)
Wow..You have to import your Bananas.And all other interesting "Culture". Because Germany has contributed zero to the world. Oh wait.."Club culture." Baaahhhaaa..Haaaha. Total wankers. I will sit with the Greek people and feast on "Schadenfreude" when your banks go down the toilet and you can party hard on Austerity. Suck my rosebud you clown.
Neither am I..But you can still suck on a Banana AND kiss my rosebud (Rosebud was made famous by a German writer....errrr well chick lit M.T.V, personality called Charlotte Roach...Quite a fuss was made about her jerk at the time.And in the film Citizen Cain...Where rosebud alluded to the female genitalia as opposed to the asshole..). Now..Run to Mummy and ask for these insults to be removed. You are sensitive little petal .
Bad man insult me first.Bad man say bad things which may confuse my mind. Bad man say Banana.rosebud and lick .I dont really know what this means but it must be good. My boyfriend only know grapefruit and Paw,Paw. Which is imported. Strange men who smell of sweat and dark skin pick this stuff. But I have only meet Germans in blackface at Karnival of culture. Admin....please.He insulted me first.( Quite true admin ).Big kiss to everyone at Berlinhater. Dont get too sensitive guys.x
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I've been in Berlin for about 5 months. I'm from England and lived in Dresden for a while, but I struggled there creatively, not many filmmakers who will welcome newbies to their group. I struggled to find a flat for months and finally got one in Neukölln unlucky for me. I really can't stand it. I'm constantly amazed by the amount of poop and rubbish on the streets, it literally stinks outside. The people are rude and just throw their poop all over the streets and garden, everything is covered in graffiti, everyone is broke. Of course there are nice parts of Berlin, but if you want to live there you need to double the rent price. I have my windows open right now and the smell from the street is vile. For a capital city this place is incredibly broken down and filthy. I lived in London for 4 years and didn't think it could get much worse than that, wrong! I'm sure some people will just tell me to leave if i don't like it, which I intend to do. It's one of the most disgusting places I've ever been too other than an incredibly poor town in India.
'I struggled there creatively,' Werner Herzog! is that you?
Reading this made me laugh my butt off. Come off it, sell out and make a poop load of money instead. Forget this elitist bollocks. Its this attitude which brings me such disdain for this city. Kids having a pissing contest over 'art' which is all absolutely atrocious because they're all trying to be original/outdo each other.
Here's an idea which should get you funded:
Since Berlin is such a lonely city, a VR gang bang would work a treat here. Turn it into a game as well and boom, you're in the $. Like catching Pokemon but f*cking the freaks of Berlin instead.
A bunch of rich kids(well into their 30s and 40s)from tiny dead end German towns.Mixed with a fair dollop of international rich kids. So stupid they dont notice the simmering rage from the locals..who themselves have been broken over by their own countrymen since the fall of the Berlin wall.Throw into the mix racism which I have never witnessed in any other nation.A pinch of refuges.Wow..What a great place..So sexual act dumb it hurts.
I was teaching English at a well known school as a freelancer. All us freelancers got together and complained to management about our treatment and wages. On the meeting day to discuss the director came in with a huge stack of job applications from other loser expats, put them on the table in front of us and asked if there was still a problem.
This page is the best thing about Berlin.
Thanks for sharing your grievances and making me feel sane.
DHL!!! YES THE pooping DHL WITH THEIR GERMAN EFFICIENCY SYSTEM OF DELIVERY!!!!
Sent a package to my daughter in Berlin... they wouldn't let her mother pick it up even with my daughter standing next to her... needed to bring her birth certificate and passport due to different last names... even though they both live at the same address... wankers
I hope I can spare someone the disappointment of coming to Berlin and trying to build a life here, and wasting time and money doing so, by writing this… Warning: this is VERY long
1. Berlin is dirty, poor and ugly, but for various reasons (tourism, capitalism, migrant crisis, globalization, etc) it is becoming expensive and competitive, quickly. The problem is, there is deplorable poverty and ugliness everywhere in Berlin... beggars, refugees, elderly people collecting glass bottles everywhere, etc. There are also a few visible underclasses… the German working class underclass (the people that are quickly turning right wing), the 1st-2nd generation immigrants such as the Turks… it is true that some of them have integrated ok into German society, but many/most live in a parallel society and are a visible underclass, and now the new underclass… refugees/migrants/people who come here through porous borders… Contrast that with the tourists, hipsters, gentrifiers, yuppies pushing around strollers that cost more money than what half of Berlin residents make in a month, etc… Yes all cities have issues with poverty etc, but in Berlin, maybe 50%+ of people are poor, and this poverty can be seen everywhere. The poverty, in my opinion, is not “cool”, and a large part of it I think has to do with just laziness. People here are just lazy and don’t want to work. Germany is not a corrupt 3rd world country. There is no reason to have this kind of poverty on this level, in it’s capital.
The xenophobia, racism, tension between classes, ethnicities and various parallel societies, etc. People like to deny that xenophobia, inequality and racism are not big issues in Berlin, because it’s such a leftist progressive wet dream of a city, but it’s undeniable to anyone who isn’t delusional. These issues are REAL and are not part of Berlin’s “gritty” charm or “sexy but poor” motto. The issues are real. Yet there is this culture of denial and pacifism.
It is becoming expensive very quickly, but there is minimal industry and economic opportunities for a city it’s size. It’s just a clusterf*ck waiting to happen… or rather is happening already. There is this dystopian tinge in most parts of Berlin. Upper middle class hipsters who have never experienced poverty, struggle or even grew up working class, will think this is “gritty” and “sexy but poor”… but the poverty and inequality is f*cking real to anyone who actually experiences it. Again, culture of denial and pacifism. This is why the right wing/nationalist parties are gaining so much support. Because there are very big problems and the problems are being ignored.
Every other person is some kind of a misfit or social reject. Native Berliners are usually strange and xenophobic themselves (and they feel their city/country is being invaded, basically) and the foreigners who come here do so not to pursue a dream or goal of some kind, but to basically escape life and to be as lazy as possible because they think Berlin is cheap. This goes for both migrants and 1st world “expats”… people come here because they think life is easy here. In some way I don’t blame the native Berliners/Germans for being angry.
The faux bohemian “anti-capitalist" culture… people really think they are doing something special or unique here, just by being here. It doesn’t matter if their “art" is sh*t or if they are too drunk all the time to even make art… they think just being here, making some really sh*t music or art, or just being at x or y event, makes them this creative bohemian.
I am not a traditionalist by any means, but in Berlin I think 3rd wave feminism has gone too far… the men look like women and the women look like men, basically. People are flaky, afraid of commitment and even are too mentally/emotionally stunted for real friendships, forget relationships. Yet everyone is lonely and aching for human comfort and touch. This can be felt very acutely during the winter.
The club/party culture is just ridiculous… to get into them, you basically have to wear all black and look like a junkie. People are so elitist about the club scene here, and it’s ridiculous, because at the end of the day, it’s just a party. It’s not a life accomplishment to get into x or y clubs or fit into a certain clubbing scene, but in Berlin, people have nothing going for themselves, so this is actually something they use to measure their self worth and identity.
If you happen to be a person with goals or a work ethic, any sense of optimism, etc, be prepared for both rancid bitter Germans and underachiever loser “expats” with emotional/mental problems try to bring you down. They are just jealous and bitter. People here get jealous and bitter sooo easily. That’s why you have to walk around looking like a a miserable bum, because if you stand out in any way, people want to squash you out.
The drug culture/scene… sorry but my grandfather did psychedelics back in the day and it was hardly cool back then. NO ONE CARES. No one cares that you snort cocaine until 6 in the morning or that you grow your own mushrooms… I remember in my early 20s during university, this was a thing, to think experimenting with drugs was cool, but grown adults here act like they are 21. And they are more like 31 or older.
If anyone wants to ask why I moved here in the first place -- originally for a relationship (what a f*cking mistake!), that ended, and I ended up stuck for a while.. but now am leaving. I think all the above points I made will only get worse in the coming years. It is getting worse and worse here, really quickly.
I couldn't have summarised this better. I usually go on hate filled rants, this right here is the truth.
I'm not some hardcore lefty but I find places which have extreme inequality are usually terrible. Go to areas where everyone is dirt feckin poor Bulgaria, Mongolia, Botswana... lovely people. Go to Monaco, Singapore no chips on their shoulder. Go to places where the poor and rich live near each other... London, Berlin... living hell.
Thank you for writing this down. This is an accurate description. I can't wait until I can leave this capital of poverty and quickly increasing prices. A mess up in the making, and with the avoidant, myopic Berlin mindset nobody will even point it out. They just accept it and distract themselves.
The sheer ignorance of the fact that there is no security in the country like they abolished security for the
I was in an international house party when I noticed a girl who was in the middle, standing alone, without talking to anyone, for several minutes. I asked someone if there was something wrong with her, if she had some social problems or if she needed some help. This the answer I got:
- No, she's from Berlin.