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So, my forever unemployed German neighbour has a new crackhead girlfriend, I believe...
They have the weirdest sex noises... She sounds mentally deranged and is super loud. Sometimes I wonder if it's consensual or something... It's literally disturbing. I wouldn't lay twice a finger on a person who make those sounds, my private parts would paralyse... I've seen porn, the weird type too, and frankly.. that's not a sound that is erotic, kinky, attractive or anything like that that... it sounds like a tortured, dying creature... desperate, helpless and in pain...
Frankly, I think she fakes the crap out of that... I refuse to believe someone is doing those kind of sounds unconsciously and unaware...
My rant is because they're freaking unemployed junk and I work from home... I hear them getting at it, casually, on a Tuesday afternoon... going full bonkers with the squealing....
What is your experience in the workplace? I worked for a start-up and it was full of German men who pretended they knew everything but produced none to very little results. The management team consisted of German men in their 30s who went to private uni and subsequently worked for McKinsey and from there straight to the management board. Now I am working for a bigger German company and workload is crazy. A few people doing a massive amount of work, wearing multiple hats, a lot of responsibility, but are still being treated as henchmen. Also funny to see how departments responsible for 'expansion' and 'international business' are run by people who have never worked abroad and speak very little English. It seems to me like the most important thing here is relationship-building. Now, don't get me wrong, it's like that everywhere. But not everywhere have I seen so many people in higher position without any charisma and years of practical experience.
Yes. Lots of incompetence and people in high position without actually having experience, but.... are German.
I have lived and worked in various countries, but Germany was definitely the most shocking and obvious at this.
I started an independent business eventually, and is so much better... I rarely do business with Germans now, and I am happier: personally and professionally.
Working with a German manager is one of the worst thing could happen to you career wise. No feedback, no communication, reluctant to change and you know when they give feedback, It's something like "you did this good and that bad" I have never seen any other people who are unable to communicate as whole.
This know it all attitude, they always have to contradict and take everything so seriously. Trying to one up you in everything. What a pathetic lot!
I help people to reset their irrational fears on the subconscious level, and only Germans say to me, "But you need your fears, otherwise you'll just jump out the window". I say, "no, it's the irrational fear part of your brain that would make you jump out of the window, your rational brain wouldn't let you do such a thing". They are such diickheads.
So I am leaving and subletting my flat (with anmeldung) but as I don't speak German, I find it pleasurable writing to Germans that I don't speak German and see them getting aggressive about it. It's insane. I wonder if they think that would grant them a viewing.
Yes bitch, we foreigners are taking over your idiot city, and we are not even renting to you anymore. Suck that!
Crap language. Over complicated just for the sake of it and arrogance. A non problem solving oriented language. 0 logic. Words are generally just sentences stuck together. It's just another tool for them to put themselves above everyone else. Instead of earning respect.
In other Countrys Berliners would be Beaten to Death.
Berliners would not act that way America. As soon as they touch ground they would see immediately that America isn’t Europe. I honestly know for a fact they would behave themselves, even the German Türkish who pretend to be so gangster in a safe environment. America is an entirely different animal built on violence. That disrespectful behavior would get Berliners in a lot of trouble. We Americans are extremely nice to the point that Europeans think we are sweet( soft) but we will switch and whoop your butt properly. Berliners are 100% cowards in my eyes because they would not dare try that childish crap in America.
Looking to move to Malaga from Frankfurt! Any insights? Would you do the move?
MALAGA IS WORSE THAN BERLIN, full of English morons who open little english cafes selling English slop masquerading as food. You'll hate it there. Go just outside Barcelona. Or somewhere in Portugal. My favourite country is Italy, down south, perhaps Lecce.
I just read the discussion a week ago about Germans who don't shower often enough. I used to get annoyed by that, especially in summer. But I now use it to my advantage. It is not only easier to find a partner here when your personal hygiene is better than 90% of the rest, it is also easier to get hired after a job interview if you smell neutral and not like a bunch of stale cigarettes and body odor with a bunch of cheap perfume on top to try to cover it up. I also live in an apartment building with no water meters inside the apartments. Our usage is calculated as an average of all tenants. I know for a fact I shower probably 2 or 3 times as often as the other people so they are helping pay for my impeccable hygiene. Thanks Germans!
Lufthansa is now the first and only airline to ban Apple AirTags from use in checked luggage solely because they were being used to show how incompetent Lufthansa and German airport staff are.
I left Germany almost 6 months ago, and i need to tell you that after 10 years of spending there im so glad being in my home country after all. the people are not 100% nice, but i still need to get used to the "normal" life and people. So dont hesitate and do something about your miserable life in Germnay! It doenst matter how long you stayed there, just leave :)
Is Spain a better country to live? I know economically and jobwise it is not, but I need a friendlier environment! I am talented in picking up a new language! I just wanna regain some joy of life! This country makes me so miserable and depressed
Dumbest German word ever probably: Kuscheleinheit. Could it sound any more robotic and transactional?
One month away from planning my escape...
Berlin has crippled me mentally and even physically. Due to stress I have not only anxiety, but hormonal imbalances that I am bound to treat with chemicals for a while now... I have little power to arrange and pick myself up, and even tho I am leaving in a bit, at least for a while, I am still crippled and depleted and can't adjust my mindset to look forward. 5 years in this place and there's nothing I leave behind...
Everything is fake, superficial, evil, unfriendly and... rotten. I wasted some of my best years trying to give this place a chance until I fell into abyss.
I hope to get better once I am out. Leaving with no aim, only with hope that the world is better...
I wanted to comment about a female dog who works for a Tax Office in Spandau. freaking racist bitch, die in Hell you "Mauer-Zeit" bitch!
She was so harsh about my few mistakes and made me feel useless. I was super tolerant and tried to answer back nicely to maintain a professional and friendly working environment. But her German broken up mentality didn't know better. These people don't understand humour or manners. Straight-up uncivilised cunts.
FUCK YOU GERMAN RACIST BITCH!!! You are stuck in the past and you are ugly as fuck!