There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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  Wtf wrote:

Every place I have lived before... when I get up at 5:00 in the morning to go sonewhere... the streets are peopled.. intermittently with bleary eyed individuals sipping their morning coffee and trying to awaken from their dreams. Berlin is also full of bleary eyed people but the coffee is replaced by pilsner and I doubt very much they qre interested in departing the dream.

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  Anonymous wrote:

the city is dirtyyyyyyy

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  Anonymous wrote:

absolutely!!

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  Wtf wrote:

The word Shirthole comes to mind... minus the r of course

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  Anonymous wrote:

How Popular this site gets from November to March. ijs

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  Anonymous wrote:

= how sad it is that Berliners can only be (semi-)pleasant when the sun is shining

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  Anonymous wrote:

^^Right! You think they would be happier about Winter...since they dont have to Bathe as much.

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  Anonymous wrote:

great comment

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  Anonymous wrote:

Cunty Funty with abit of salad

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  Anonymous wrote:

poo shelves in toilets... wtf

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  Anonymous wrote:

it's because they have to have a closer look on their poop, apparently they are experts in that matter

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  Dingdong wrote:

Having to sit down and pee like a girl is playing havoc with my prostate. But what can I do? Everyone knows that men never do housework. Oh, I wish I was brave...

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  Anonymous wrote:

I just hate how cool everyone thinks they are, looking for con

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  Ieatmyself wrote:

i hate that double plus good new world we super cool people really enjoy like MAD, so we need to put one our typical mean smile (whats always a sign of danger)
Truth is we are just false sluts who underwent a rotten brain surgery on which they removed any sense for empathy and humanity. thats the true reason for those super cool asymetric short hair cuts. may be we are just cloned , and we are masses and do look all the same and now we re goning to invade this city to fill it up with the electrosmog of our delta brain waves. to extinguish any litte rest of real feelings and to change them with affectionate, and ice cold plastic-"hm"s whenever we see people we dont like while we re not even able to like.
berlin, r.i.p. 2010/2011

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  Anonymous wrote:

Err.... What?

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  Sean wrote:

Well what will happen is gentrification will destroy the last vestiges of the GDR and all those complaining ex commies will kill themselves or be priced out of Berlin. They're trying to stop airbnb, no way!!! Rents will rise and rise and rise Berliners and more speculators will come, you've seen nothing yet. Berlin already is being earmarked as the No 1 European city in the next 10 to 20 years, maybe sooner. The past as you look out your trams at the scaffolding is disappearing fast. Enjoy your 2nd rate pork shops and your filter coffee from the 60s and your out of date video shops as the rest of the world is streaming and your quaint bars that smack of the 80s, ALL GONE !!! RAUS OUT!!! the invasion of foreigners hasn't started. There'll be no place for you soon and you should be very afraid Berliners, no ones interested in your complaints and bad customer service, the professionals are coming, time to go. You're always being invaded so you should be used to it

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  Anonymous wrote:

You're spot on..Berlin is heading towards a capitalist model and it will be happening in the next 5-10 years..you can already see new apartments going up everywhere..Berlin is the software development startup capital..more professionals are arriving (just go to an InterNations meet up and you'll see) and alotof corporate businesses are basing offices in Berlin...goodbye to the real Berlin as it once was..

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  Burning in Berlin wrote:

Does anyone else's skin burn after taking a shower? I always thought the water contained a lot of calcium, but maybe it's something else?

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  Anonymous wrote:

its a light antidepressive added to the water since 1986, to reduce the ambition and desires of the general populace in order to prevent mass discontent and ensure a steady supply of compliant subjects for menial jobs.
Just don't drink it and you'll be fine.
(it is also lightly acidic, and responsible for the 'weathered' look of most Berliners, and the discomfort you're experiencing)

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  Anonymous wrote:

if it wasn't for all the tinfoil-hat in your story that would make a lot of sense actually

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  Anonymous wrote:

why is it if it stinks they fookin love it. Cigarettes, beer, Sweat, grease, Dogs.

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  Anonymous wrote:

And trabbies!

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  Anonymous wrote:

and dog crap... everywhere

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  Anonymous wrote:

AMANO Hotel owner closes awesome club in mitte delicious doughnuts in mitte and reopens the awefull bar "DEAN". wanna be, pretentious, sad.

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  A father of a frightened 3 year old accused of shoplifting wrote:

I hate Matratzen Direct. And their stupid, cheap synthetic little pillows.

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  A father of a frightened 3 year old accused of shoplifting wrote:

Now my kid is afraid to walk past the place.
Went back a couple of days ago to propose that the employee who screamed at us might apologize to my son, and he could apologize for walking away with her pillow. She was so insulted at the prospect, that she called the police.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Could you tell us the whole story? Although the idea of a 3y/o shoplifter is hilarious enough by itself (I'm so glad that I no longer live in that city)

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  Anonymous wrote:

Where do I even begin?

The poop in the streets (not always even dogs', mind you), the lack of any culture, the cheapskate attitude, the lazy punks all over the place, the slob lifestyle, the mediocrity everywhere, in everything, the darn Wall and the history they can't get over, the way they just love all USSR poop leftovers (I'm Russian and we got over it)… The stinky and insanely loud techno-loving clubs that claim to be "the best clubs in town". The retarded hipsters and hipster places that charge you three times the price just for being "ultra-hip", i.e. being just another dump with graffiti all over it, the Club Mate piss and its lovers, the what they call "freedom" which is actually anarchy, the drinking on the subway, the ignorance of Berliners who want tourists that speak German (and the poop Berlin version of the language at that), the hairdressers that have no idea what they are doing and still manage to charge you 100.- euros for messing up your hair, the lack of fresh air in Mitte, the arrogant drivers, the retarded cyclists who think they are the centre of the world and don't value their lives at all… The way people dress (style? We don't need no stinkin' style!), the lack of proper jobs apart from poor startups that think they are changing the world from a dump of an apartment while doing something completely useless, and, of course, the Berliners themselves, whether born and raised or those that are not even German but consider themselves such – these are probably the worst, since they tend to "love" the city, which kind of means that they suck as much as the city does. At least the natives didn't have a choice and were born there…

You can enjoy the city for a while, because everything is cheap and accessible, but after a while anyone with half a brain will realise that they've come to an emotionless wasteland of cyborgs pretending to be human.

Run away.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Please tell me why Berliners are fighting to keep an Abandoned Airfield?! Wouldnt it make more sense to build a Live/Work/Shopping area instead??

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  TheGermanStare wrote:

Its because berliners are dumbasses ;-)

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  Anonymous wrote:

because they are amazed that there is a sky... most had never seen it until Templehof became a park. Winter greyness and tall buildings blocking the view. Have you not noticed that they never look up? They might actually start thinking about the rest of the world.. let 'em keep it. It certainly makes my miserable existence in this shathole city worth living at times.

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  Op wrote:

^^Dont you realize how DEPRESSING that actually is?? An empty space of concrete and grass...makes you happy. It's not like there are miles of skyscrapers in that city, its not as if Berlin is Loud, as if there arent already ENOUGH parks and greenspace. Thats the most ridiculous thing I have ever f**king heard.

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  Anonymous wrote:

it is depressing... but that is life in this grey cackhole of a place.. an abandoned airfield brings small joy that is lacking... I will go shoot myself now.. ;)

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  Op wrote:

^please do...and take out a few Germans while youre at it.

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  Anonymous wrote:

By day -in Summer too- is Dark after 17:00 in Berlin everywhere, because of tight Streets with many Houses. Berlin is no Place to Breath!

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