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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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LMAO, doctors in this third world country won't even give you a flu shot unless you're over 65 or have severe health problems. Doctor refused to give me one this year even though I have a severe respiratory condition. The health insurance companies here are apparently too cheap to order enough doses each year so they only have enough for few people. Back in the U.S. they recommend everyone over 6 months get a flu shot and you can get one at every darn drug store for $20 or less.

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Tee trinken

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haare fönen und nicht mit offenem fenster schlafen

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fönen frisst zu viel strom. einfach hausschuhe anziehen.

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  Anonymous wrote:

If you get depression/ptsd etc. in this city just remember it's a good thing. If you live here longer than 1 year and still like this place then something is seriously wrong with you.

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Low standards ? NO standards!
A NEW motto for Berlin

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www.iamexpat.de/expat-info/german-expat-news/germany-falls-back-terms-digital-competitiveness

"According to the study, Germany was the lowest-ranked country in a number of categories, including digital skills, the development and application of new technologies, the availability of wireless internet and electronic solutions for citizens."

I do work in IT at an international company. The enterprise solution I am working on currently is very popular. I am developer and do work mainly with people from all around the world and I do have to interact with Germans so much. However, when I have to do that interaction, It is simply nightmare. I have to explain same things at least 5 times for them to perform very simple task on the platform. It is not the case with rest of the people. They don't callaborate and argue with every bit of information you provide them. They are also resistant to change extremely much so, in German offices global deployments are either not happening or It does happen very slowly.

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Berlin is stuck in 90s. Still use post and fax. LOL

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I’m trying to get my manager to agree using a cloud service for our data. Currently we cannot work from home without having to go to the office to copy files onto a usb drive and then take them home. Its a nightmare!

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Just quit the job as soon as you find a better one in another country. Just don't show up and if they ask you where you are tell them you did a Kündigung per Flaschenpost or that a dove is on it's way

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A dove is too good for the Germans. It is a symbol of peace. Send a falcon

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Hahahahha the flaschenpost is good

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You want to see the absolute worse in Germans? Bring money into the conversation. When I thought these people couldn’t get any worse. These people will mess their own brother, sister, niece, nephew over money. I’ve seen 60 and 70 year old people fighting over a few thousand euros. I don’t want to put family business out there. But something is seriously mentally wrong with these people. They have no morals or principles when money is involved. I fundamentally hate these people. The things I’ve seen from these people can’t be undone.

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They’ll turn on you in a second without any explanation and enjoy the power trip it gives them. Then they complain when all alone.

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"Classic Berlin"
www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54537519

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I will show the middle finger to anyone who tries to make me wear a mask like this!

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Funmy how it's illegal when a guy in gis car does it to a police CAMERA but this is ok. Germany, land of contradictions.

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www.iamexpat.de/expat-info/german-expat-news/german-man-flips-speed-camera-and-gets-75-times-higher-fine~:text=German%20driver%20fined%201.500%20euros,a%20one%2Dmonth%20driving%20ban.

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What are some good ways to piss off Germans?
1. Day the water here is bad.
2. Say Happy Birthday before it's their actual birthday.
3. Don't look them in the eyes when clinking glasses.
4. Say their education system is too complicated.
5. Say anything negative about Merkel.

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Lol...or suggest that anything about their country could be a lot better.

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“If you don’t like it, leave!” Like robots

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The worst is to say Happy Birthday after their birthday

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  Anonymous wrote:

TIGHTlin, SCHEISSlin, BORElin, POORlin... rename this city!!!!!

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JERKmany, DOUCHEland, TeuTROTTEL, FURlin, HURLin

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What the hell is with LIEBIG 34? Since when do squatters have the entire media on their side? I have seen so many professional-grade posters in the city that someone paid for. Who the hell is behind this thing and why?

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"Must have native language written / spoken of operating country "

This is typical job requirement for jobs in Germany. Basically It says, If your native language is not German, you can't get the job. As foreigner, you got %10 - %15 chances to find a job here at truly international companies.

If you got the job, your chances to get promoted or get payrise is almosz non existing. If you have ever worked with Germans / German managers, you would understand me. Having German manager is one of the worst thing can happen in your career. No feedback, no communication, no desire to make you grow and you can't promote new ideas to your German manager because "we do It like this for years. Why do we need to change?"

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Yes, so true. German manager = no feedback ever unless you are getting fored. At my current job they don't even do annual evaluations. It's a shitshow. Management is all German, almoat everyone else is a foreigner.

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Also German mentality: Better to have a strong opinion that's wrong than to openly admit every decision involves tradeoffs. German colleagues all prove this to me daily. Want to pretend to be German? Just pick any random minuscule thing and construe a strong and bad opinion on it. And kiss ass.

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I've been in my current position since early this year and worked on a number of projects. Whatever it was the German manager interfered messing up my workflow. Most of them are at the stage where they need some final revision and approval. YET, nothing has happened in months. Same with my current project. My work is uther pointless if I never actually get to finish anything due to pointless interrruptions and complete indifference once being at the final stage.

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www.instagram.com/tv/CGVRMxCA9NS/

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Please name a better city to be a musician and that’s affordable

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When I first visited Berlin I thought it looked dodgy and people were rude and shit, then I decided to move there. I didn’t think the clubs were even that good before I moved either, they all looked like shacks and I felt berghain was just a club. Anyway then I decided to move there and got all hyped about it and my perspective changed for awhile and I loved it. But I should have trusted my initial impression. Actually my opinion changes constantly about that place but mostly it’s a idiot full of angry people and posers. You can find good pockets tho

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First day I visited her a random alcoholic kicked me for no reason. I should've taken that as a sign from God.

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Guys, if you're here for a relationship and your German partner is saying something like "it's just for a couple of years, we can move to X when I've finished school/gained more experience/saved more money" or whatever other excuse just cut your losses and run away. That day is never going to come. Might as well kill that dead end relationship before it even really begins. And if it makes things easier then just remember that most Berliners are such complete dogshit that you're saving yourself a lot of disappointment and anger. GTFO NOW and save what's left of your life.

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Oh, true words spoken. My German ex also told me we’d do X after he’d get a new job and a couple of years passed so that he’d save some money. I didn’t fall for that and ran away as fast as I could. That was the right decision. 3 years and he hasn’t saved a dime lol

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There's no money to be earned in Berlin.

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Meant to upvotes

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  Anonymous wrote:

Have you noticed chermans always end their comments on English forums with „Greetingz from chermany“ Haha freaking german Fuckktards

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They can’t do anything without being nationalistic. And considering their history it’s scary

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As a German...

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r/germany is full of these people "As a German"

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R/Germany is so weird. A bunch of retarded Germans with no friends or hobbies so they sit around lecturing foreigners in English about Germany. All the mods are nazis too, especially that willow bitch. I bet she looks like Margaret Thatcher.

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Tschömens have nothing to be proud of overall about. So it has to be Tschömenie

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* or talk about, not overall about

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Anyone else here feel like someone is watching you all the time and sabotaging everything in your life for some sick joy?

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They can’t afford real hobbies so they harass foreigners

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Oh yes they can afford. But they’re lazy and prefer to spend money drinking instead

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