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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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Lets sleep this ofd

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This nation consists of people who have Asperger's Syndrome

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More like Lefty-Feminist-Cuckster-Hipster-Commie-VirtueSignalling-Syndrome.

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

Haha, bitter Americans cannot stand the fact a German made it 'big time' in your country, while you're still struggling in Berlin. I guess Bushwick and gentrified Harlem was too expensive for you so you decided to move to Berlin in hopes of finding your own Neverland-Ranch.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Yeah, people are totally downvoting you because of anti-Germanism and definitely not because they don't want to read about fringe conspiracy theories with no relation to Berlin whatsoever. Pop another couple of ritalins settle into the fetal position while you repeat to yourself "Being German isn't bad, being German isn't bad).

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

I advise you to travel to Moscow(I can guide you, but you pay the tickets and I take care of accommodation, it's no big deal for me, because last year I inherited my grandmothers flat near the Dynamo stadium) so you can go to the grave of my Armenian great grandfather Horen Melkumyan, who was born in Nagorno-Karabakh and raised in Pjatigorsk.

Afterwards you make a trip to the Old Cemetery of Hertzliya in Israel, where you can find the graves of the ancestors of my great grandmother Tamara Shapiro.

Tamara and Horen(a young jewish woman and a young orthodox Armenian) met each other in Moscow.

They gave birth to my grandmother Nelli.

Grandmother Nelli was born in Vitebsk(Belarus), because at that time my great grandfather Horen worked as a director of a big meat-packing plant, so they lived there for a short period.

Then in the 1960s my jewish grandmother Nelli met my 'kyke' ;-D grandfather Semion Belits-Geiman (German translation Beelitz-Heimann).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semyon_Belits-Geiman

www.swimmersdaily.com/2014/01/20/withstanding-the-test-of-time-an-olympic-swimmers-successful-coronary-bypass/


Semions ancestors were Litvaks(jews from Lithuania) who settled in Moscow before the revolution.

Yes, I have a connection to Germany, because before my ancestors became Litvaks in the 14th century, they were living as jews in Germany. Probably in Beelitz, because my last name is Beelitz-Heimann. They settled to the newly established city of Vilnius by invitation of the Grand Duke of Lithuania Gediminas in 1323.

My father is a Russian born in Kiev. Juri Pavlov. He didn't know his father, and his mother Anastasia(Asya) Pavlova was from Russia but settled for work to Ukraine.

Dear yankee(excuse me for the derogatory term) I wonder how far are you able to trace back your ancestry?

Are you sure you are not the bloody kraut? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Americans

MUAHAHAHAHA

You are clearly the same bitter troll who was trolling me three years ago when I was posting as the Lonewolf.

It seems like you still didn't improve your situation and that's why you feel the need to compensate it by bullying honest and courageous people.



Do you jerk off while writing those bully posts? Is your keyboard completely inseminated?

I guarantee you that Eric and Dylan would have blown your brains out!!!

www.youtube.com/watch - one of my favorite track by my fellow Jewish person Ill Bill! ;-D


I wish no body ill!

May you get free of your bully mentality. Stop being bully!


Greetings to my grandfather in Stamford, Connecticut

and to all the other relatives in Brooklyn Sheepshead Bay/Brighton Beach

Alexander



P.S. If someone notices any typo errors, please let me know.

Posting here helps me to improve my writing skills. Thank you!!!


Oh, what a day
What a day, what a day - www.youtube.com/watch



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  Anonymous wrote:

You are the weirdest poster I've ever read here, I'm positive you're a kraut. Do you really think anyone is interested about your heritage. Maybe the homeless Palestinians might be interested to hear you are on the side of the Zionists bullies, hypocrite.

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

You owe me some money for that brief history class about my roots I just taught you! ;-)

Before the year 2006 my mother and me were naturalized Israeli and Russian citizens, meaning we had both passports.

Were you chugging down 40's and simultaneously popping Ritalin pills during your high school time? ;-)

Have a good day 'buddy'...

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

My 'buddy' you're slowly running out ideas...

Hehehe, you got the wrong one, I am 100% anti zionist jew, you shmuck!!!

Google Rabbi Yisroel Dovid Weiss and Norman Finkelstein

This is Fir-as, my neighbor from downstairs in Ottostraße 5, 10555 Berlin, Moabit.

I visited him during his hunger strike in front of the Israeli embassy.

Go Firas him and ask him about his jewish neighbors from the 3rd floor! Even show him the pictures that I posted on here. ;-)

Firas has a German wife and a daughter called Zeynab. We still own the flat in the same house Firas is still probably living in with his family. I have to ask my mum.

End al NAKBA NOW! STOP the Ethnic-Cleansing of Palestine

www.therabbisintifada.com

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

dammit I forgot a word: My 'buddy' you're slowly running out OF ideas...

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

Excuse me I forgot to add the link to the Tagespiegel article about Firas my neighbor: www.tagesspiegel.de/meinung/berlin-palaestinenser-hungert-fuer-das-leben/1914864.html

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:


Ooops there is another word missing: Go FIND Firas and ask him about his jewish neighbors from the 3rd floor! Even show him the pictures that I posted on here. ;-)

Corrected version of my previous post:

My 'buddy' you're slowly running out of ideas...

Hehehe, you got the wrong one, I am 100% anti zionist jew, you shmuck!!!

Google Rabbi Yisroel Dovid Weiss and Norman Finkelstein

This is Firas, my neighbor from downstairs in Ottostraße 5, 10555 Berlin, Moabit.

www.tagesspiegel.de/meinung/berlin-palaestinenser-hungert-fuer-das-leben/1914864.html

I visited him during his hunger strike in front of the Israeli embassy.

Go find Firas and ask him about his jewish neighbors from the 3rd floor! Even show him the pictures that I posted on here. ;-)

Firas has a German wife and a daughter called Zeynab. We still own the flat in the same house Firas is still probably living in with his family. I have to ask my mum.

End al NAKBA NOW! STOP the Ethnic-Cleansing of Palestine

www.therabbisintifada.com

P.S.

www.facebook.com/ali.zirini

This is my Palestinian friend Ali, we met in Ottostraße 19, 10555 Berlin(my old hood) when he was working at Ali Khalifas Shawarma place. el-rayes.metro.rest/

Add Ali and ask him about Alexander(Skandar) the jew he was smoking superb weed with back then in Moabit.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend

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  Anonymous wrote:

cool there's an ftm dude here.

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  Anonymous wrote:

And what's your take on Jwish bigots who wouldn't want their daughters to marry a lowly goy. Hypocrites.

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

Why should I care about 'Jwish bigots who wouldn't want their daughters to marry a lowly goy'?
I live a secular life and I am sure you use that derogatory term 'goy' more than me in your daily life.

By the way I just came back from another bike tour. ;-)

Sleep well my bullies and as long as you don't get rid of that bully mentality, you'll be stuck in Berlin forever with your fellow German bullies.

Have you been to 'Görli' recently? :-D

www.youtube.com/watch





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  Anonymous wrote:

Why are you posting all your personal info on berlinhater? Oh right, you’re psychotic

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"I hate 'yankees' (the word is yanks) but wear a NY yankees hoodie"

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I can't believe you posted your passport here

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

'"I hate 'yankees' (the word is yanks) but wear a NY yankees hoodie"'

Oh another smart-are, where did I write that I hate the baseball team? A t-shirt is not a hoodie!

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

*smart- A R S E *

'I can't believe you posted your passport here' - try to learn to differentiate between 'Personalausweis' and a 'Reisepass'

'Why are you posting all your personal info on berlinhater? Oh right, you’re psychotic'

Have you already found my credit card number and CVV within the personal info I posted?
Good luck!, pizdets blyat

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  Anonymous wrote:

Jesus, shut the fornicate up you annoying ugly embarrassing Russian Trash

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

So now I am Russian? Haha I thought I was a kraut?! I mean, really, make up your minds already.

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Dude, honestly - get some help. You seem like a nice guy. Please get off the internet and talk to some real people.

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

I helped myself already.

Don't worry I helped myself already and I talk everyday to real Spanish people.

But still thank you for the reminder, I appreciate it.

I'll stop entertaining these anonymous bitter sounding bullies from now on, so this is my last post and visit on here!

At least I let some steam off and practiced my English writing skills.

For all of those who are still stuck in Berlin, keep your head up and don't be a bully like Markus or Franz or those pricks who make fun of people who had to go through the hell called 'Ritalin' during their childhood.

Have a great week!

Alexander

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Were you born a female?

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Imagine posting a picture of your passport where one of the lines is "Nationality: German" as proof that you're not German.

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Hahaha Corona Fuckks Berlin in the butt , No more Partys for these Party-Hippie-Hipster-Feminist Cucks :) haha

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Alcoholics can't even buy liquor from Spatis at night anymore. Maybe this will clean up the city some.

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I hate their imperative sounding language and introvert culture.

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The smug new-left language of political correctness, guilt-tripping and doctored statistics.

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

blog.nomorefakenews.com/2020/10/09/covid-the-virus-that-isnt-there-the-root-fraud-exposed/

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Here's the truth about CV-19-20 FLU, If you Google China v USA Reserve Trade Currency War, you will find the real reason the West has got together to lock everyone down, to go through some years of austerity, to destroy the Chinese economy and re-set the world order back to Christian-based, capitalist, democratic nations.

THIS IS WORLD WAR III, we are at the beginning of it. No one wants a commie dictatorship to be the world's number one superpower, so knuckle down and get ready to have some humility because we are going to have a few years of austerity, no more overseas holidays, no more eating out every day, no more new cars, make the most of what you have, the party is over, time to pay the piper.

Thankfully we'll see the end of lefty BS courses at universities, there'll be no funding for them because we'll be dealing with real issues instead of imaginary ones. Destroy communism, that's the name of the game, and you'd better hope we win. So all you pathetic lefty weasels better learn a trade that has real value for people. And most importantly, learn to cook.

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What are you drinking?

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You wouldn't have the brains to know what I'm talking about, my guess is you don't even know what the Reserve Trading Currency is. Another guess is that you are one of the lefty brainwashed commies.

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Lol, I get it, you are one of the anti-mask protestors. The ones rambling about 5G and the governments agenda to take away our freedoms. Lol, if that’s what you want to think and believe then think it, lol.

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Does anything I wrote refer to masks or 5G, wake little boy, do your homework, Google China v USA reserve currency war.

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

I guess most Americans who post on here really think that 9/11 was orchestrated by 19 al-Qaeda terrorists.
If someone is running out of 'face diapers', hit me up! :-D

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  Anonymous wrote:

If any young men are trying to get laid in Berlin, don't sell your self respect for a phuck, jerk off instead, you will only regret it later if you pander to German women. By the way, be careful of catching the pox in this pox-ridden city. Have a listen to this guy and then leave Berlin ASAP www.youtube.com/watch Be even more careful of male-Feminist-cucks here, Berlin is full of them.

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Go away idiot

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  Anonymous wrote:

Oh, sounds like a male-Feminist-cuck's feelings have been hurt, poor little baby. Go and find a safe space you pathetic virtue-signalling, social justice warrior, no one wants to hear you BS anymore.

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I LOVE this Russian MGTOW guy, he nails it, but only with 10% of the crappp that comes out of the mouths of women who have been brainwashed by Feminism. www.youtube.com/watch

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Not related to berlin

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How do you figure it's not related to Berlin? Haven't you noticed the huge amounts of women who have been brainwashed by lefty Marxist feminists, are you blind, disingenuous or a moron.

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

www.youtube.com/watch

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

First, he is being asked wether he has a family? Secondly, he is being asked why he has a family...?

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another typo: whether.

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www.youtube.com/watch

It's pretty cool to see that there was a time not so long ago when liberal independent media still castigated Germany for its weird bullshit. I guess this must've been before TYT was bought out by a caliphate and before Dave Rubin switched over to the right. Now the only criticism you'll ever see of Germany comes from companies Wikipedia will describe as "far-right".

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Rubin is one smart guy for leaving the juvenile commie-puppet lefties.

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

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Why are you still on Berlin hater

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The reason I stayed in Berlin Mr Smug-Arse'ole, is that I couldn't believe what was going on, I thought I was going insane because no place could possibly be this bad, it turned out I was being Gaslighted (Wiki it) and kept trying to make sense of it. I like a challenge. Then one day, the electric light went on and I finally realized, it's not me at all. The way I worked this out was by visiting other places and getting along very well with other people who got along with me.

Berlin is a toxic 'city' that keeps dangling bait in front of you, you take the bait and then they pull the hook out and throw you back in the water again. Borelin is like Groundhog Day.

How I'd like to wipe that smug smirk off your stupid face. And yes, why are you on BerlinHater, are you a troll? If you think Berlin is a healthy city, you need help, good luck, because you are totally phucked in the head.

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

'Why are you still on Berlin hater'

I find it interesting to read other peoples observations about Berlin.

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

'it turned out I was being Gaslighted (Wiki it) and kept trying to make sense of it.'

High five, we have something in common, I was also gaslighted, no need to 'Wiki it'. I would go so far and say I was/am a 'targeted individual'.
I left Berlin almost five years ago and I wonder where you have read that I mentioned that Berlin is a healthy city.
Why you have the need to wipe that 'smug smirk' off my face?
So are you still there? Or why are you still being that bitter? How do you now that I am plucked in the head? Are you a psychic? Who is really the troll?

May all of you find peace in your hearts and healing in your souls!

P.S. To the guy who commented on my other post that I am psychotic, how do you know, are you a professional shrink? A specialist in diagnosing from a distance? If so, how much do you charge an hour? I'll be pleased to get in touch with you and find out how I can get over my psychosis. ;-)

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

Pardon me, I made a typo: How do you now that I am plucked in the head? phucked...

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  Anonymous wrote:

Stop talking to yourself alex

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

'Stop talking to yourself Alex'

No, I won't stop! Have a good trip

www.youtube.com/watch

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The OP sounds like a cuck. I bet he sits down to pissss. Phuck off you pussy-whipped wimp, this is a forum for people with ballls.

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

Correct, I do sit down to pissss, but it has to do with the fact that my stepfather is from Chechnya and he was involved in my upbringing quite a bit. He explained to me that way you don't leave a mess behind and avoid wasting to much toilet paper.
Yeah man people with ballls post anonymously while I already showed my face multiple times, what a joke.

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This is Casimir, he is of British origin but was born in Brandenburg! ;-D

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We share a big love for each other!

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This is Casimirs brother Earl.

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And here we have the youngest brother Pep.

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Oops that didn't work, let's try again.

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¡Miaaaaaaauuu! They like to drink from the sink!

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Maybe not psychotic. Maybe just infected with toxoplasmosis.

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MGTOC: men going to own cats

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

'Maybe not psychotic. Maybe just infected with toxoplasmosis.'

HAHA, don't worry my cats are happy and healthy.

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

MGTOC: men going to own cats

You're pretty imaginative. Make a profit from and get out of Borelin ASAP! Good luck!

To be honest I couldn't care less about that acronym. I just do it my way!

www.youtube.com/watch

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The reason people don't show their face here is because of pathetic lefty/AntiFa moronic thugs. Go and take your male-feminist BS elsewhere, no one is interested in your virtue signalling cuckster smugness.

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It's true, I don't even visit or post on any websites in Berlin anymore without going through TOR first. The antifas are everywhere and will ruin your life for petty bullshit. The sasi/nazi krautculture never changed one bit.

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  Alexander The Psychotic! wrote:

Haha 'AntiFa thugs', don't get me started on that one! I thought 'this is a forum for people with ballls' as the above commenter stated.
Fortunately Liebig34 was finally evicted. Don't be so fearful!!!

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I'm fearful of losing it and smashing their fascist into pulp. AntiFa are brainwashed morons

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Germans always look like they’re about to go on some kind of hike or safari in day wear, in some baggy butt clothing. Yet then become completely naked and that’s ok. What gives? People look at you crazily if you dress “sexy” or like some predator/vulture yet being complete naked doesn’t raise eyebrow

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And like everything “sexy” style of dressing is exclusively within a club. Otherwise it’s just like, potato sack on the streets

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A lot of people here with nice figures but off putting faces.

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What's with the baggy pants that look like they shiit themselves, they disgust me as much as nose rings.

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  Anonymous wrote:

If you are a single expat in this country, good luck with surviving in this country each month.

They pay you on average 2500€ net (with crazy deductions) and "livable" 30m2 flats starts from 500 - 600€ for renting in cities like Mainz, Frankfurt, Dresden Düsseldorf. You have to pay some bills on the top of It as well.

I am just waiting for the day which I will be leaving this country.

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Yet nobody wants relationship

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  Anonymous wrote:

Tried making it here on my own. Had to settle for sharing an apartment with two German guys. The place stunk and I didn't have much money left over after all expenses.

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what do you spend your money on?

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The only things I spend my money on aside from food and my apartment is traveling. Gotta get out of Germany at least once every 3 months or I'll go insane.

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  Anonymous wrote:

When I look at a German it’s almost like something is missing. Even Heidi Klum has it. It’s either something is missing or they are creepy or psychopathic. One of the 3

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  Anonymous wrote:

know exactly what you mean

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YES. When I am abroad I slowly start to feel like a real human being again. When I get back to Berlin it just feels like the people are completely flat.

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Whenever I land in Berlin and see the faces of these border police officers I know I’m back in the swamp. I only remember one that actually had a bit of a smile on his face. Once I step out of the “airport” I perceive the people as being made from concrete. Its all so cold, distant (yet right in your face and too far into my personal space) and hard.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I am wondering if anyone else went through a period of panic, depression, or severe introversion after moving here? Or anything similar.

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At first I went through what I thought was a culture shock. I then went into alternating states of depression and anxiety. The introversion happened some months later, after trying to be positive about Germany and doing my best to learn their language and their ways. Then, I reached the final stage, the stage where you say 'fk it I'm out of here....".

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Yeah bro. Everyone goes through that here. For me it was just like the guy above. Some expats here take another path and suppress all of their negative emotions about Germany and live in some kind of psychotic lalaland where they refuse to accept that anything about Germany is bad. Might as well book your plane ticket home now before they all start blocking travel from covid hotspot Germany.

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I tried to adjust and once adjusted lost all money, became trapped and extremely depressed and nervous. Looking back at my time there it was one of the darkest time’s in my life where I felt so helpless and scared. It’s a hostile place and they try to make your life a living hell. I much preferred to live outside of the central areas. My mistake was staying in the busy areas. Berlin is good for a few years max or maybe even one year but once you run out of money you enter a limbo and your clothes start falling apart, you start to starve. Then all around you are germans living their best lives, agressing and stressing you. OR you have germans that are poorer than you blaming you for “gentrifying” the city. You can’t win

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You can’t win in this country. I went through it all from the get go. I felt hopeless and inferior. Until I realized they were inferior. I learned their language and their ways and even dated some of them. Now I look for foreigners who have lived in Germany less than 4 years (so that they’re not broken like locals) and I’m mostly happy alone. That’s not a good life, though. I’m considering moving

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  Anonymous wrote:

Heard a great joke today, to lighten your life up for a few seconds.

A guy has a Japanese friend who is looking sad, he asks
"why are you looking sad Horaki"
"because of Covid, I have no job"
"Don't worry, my friend is manager of a big hotel, I'll call him for you".

Next day he tells Horaki
"my friend has a job for you greeting people as they come in to the hotel".
"Oh, thank you velly, velly much, that velly velly good".

He sees Horaki a few days later and says
"How's the job going Horaki?"
"It's velly velly harrowing"
"Harrowing, how come, all you have to do is greet people at the door",
"Yes, that's right, all day, harro, harro, harro".

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I’ll be too German to ask: how come he pronounces „very“ like „velly“ and „hello“ like „herro“?
Now as a normal person I’ll say: that’s culturally insensitive. Not a joke.

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  Anonymous wrote:

i mean its basically just taking the piss out of japanese pronunciation.

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German OP

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Ande Ze Zerman saied HEWWOOO

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You Sad Sacks have been here too long if you think that joke is not funny, go and get a life.

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