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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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  Anonymous wrote:

Blurlin, the city for Peter and Peta pans

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Omg blurlin

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I’ve had 3 friends bail on me this week. Which makes no sense as we had previous plans. They were just too high to meet, got lost, didn’t sleep, and whatever. I’m never in town. It makes me feel rejected, that there’s something wrong with me. I don’t get how people can live like this. It’s so flaky. I’ve moved on from this place, but I’ve never been like that. Ever. Some people don’t know when to stop with the drugs.

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  Anonymous wrote:

There's no such thing as friends in Turdlin. Zero decency or loyalty. Get used to it. "Friends" there only want what they can get out of you.

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Seems like they already got what they wanted from you so they ignored you

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  Anonymous wrote:

Everyone needs to realize Germany is only a good place to live if you're receiving more in government subsidies than you're paying in. If you have a chronic and debilitating illness then you'll probably like it. If you have a minimim wage paying job or work part-time you'll probably like it. If you are from Syria and have 3 kids and don't speak German and will never have to work with Germans it's ok here. If you are just really lazy or have a massive drug addiction or are ruined mentally then you'll probably like it here.

If you have a little self respect and actually care about autonomy and paying your own way then you'll hate it here.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Which EU countries are better for this stuff and to make money

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  Anonymous wrote:

Well stated! The social system is designed to cater to those who cannot or don't want to make it on their own and for those who are in between there and the Ueber wealthy to pay for it...

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"Which EU countries are better for this stuff and to make money"

Most of the EU is a nanny state so I don't know. Maybe Poland, Czechia. But honestly the whole EU sucks.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Poland and Czech, yes. These countries that people reject because they were “poor”. You can actually have a very decent life there. Plus Czech has good beer. Really good beer.

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  Anonymous wrote:

The freaking idiot who ghosted me hasn’t been online for days. I didn’t write anything but what is with the “men” in this city? They act like 13 year olds. Really once he writes I don’t give a fornicate about the excuse, I am completely turned off from this behaviour. Why do guys do this, so they really get a little power from acting a fool!? Dude get a hobby, sociopath

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What I’m trying to say is, “men” (juveniles) in Berlin actually would rather ghost or reject someone than have sex? This place is messed up!!!!

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It’s so pathetic at any age but 25+ would not fly in other cities, yet THe women all tolerate and even encourage this pooping behaviour??? And then wonder why they are left with a bunch of 13 years old to date???? So the guys age 30+ no actual paying career (I don’t give a fornicate if you’re an artist if you’re not a professional making money you don’t count as a professional artist - sorry, that’s like everyone in Berlin)

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  Anonymous wrote:

It’s lame I tel you ! It’s laaaaaaame .
And there is no explanation why I’ve been single here 2.5 years basically because I CANNOT date these idiots

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Ps I am trying to imagine what it would have been like moving to Berlin at a younger age and having no actual adult role models around so you just stay at an arrested development stage well into your 30s. Glad I moved here after 30 and glad I am leaving tomorrow at 32!

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  Anonymous wrote:

Maybe it was a fake account just for fcking you that he has abandoned. These people are obsessed with privacy because of the nazi and stasi past plus currently how the govt will fck you for anything. I think the average German has 3 cellphone numbers or something.

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  Anonymous wrote:

We never had sex first of all. Second it’s a real account. Just juvenile behaviour

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Who knows what these people are thinking. Probably nothing at all. It's like trying to figure out what the drunk beggar in front of Kaufland is thinking. Fool's errand.

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“Oh soooorrryyyy!!! I was high for 3 - 4 days, now I’m come down! Happens every weekend for years ! A complete accident! I loooovr Berlin! It’s soooo fun”

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  BH1 wrote:

I am SOOOO sick of people hearing that I lived in Berlin and then coming up to me with shite like.. "OMG, That must have been sooo awesome.. I visited for a week in the summer of 2012 and LOVED it!!! Omg, what was it like to live there?"
I just want to punch them but I keep calm and say... It is a total shitehole... you must have had a lucky week!
They never believe me and I am sure some of them are in Berlin now... slowly fading away or maybe they will find this site and learn a bit? I don't give a fuc%K really

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That’s the hardest part about leaving. Nobody believes you. Best not to tell people you lived there

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  Anonymous wrote:

Visited Berlin when I was 21 and loved it. It was a drug fuelled event of techno and banging a 50+ German milf for four days solid.

At 25, I wanted a return to this lifestyle so I flew myself over. After a year, things didn't feel quite right. I was earning very good money but still felt poor, my neighbours were Hart IV idiots and the party scene was stale.

If you're under < 23, go and visit Berlin for a week. You'll party, do drugs and there's a plethora of easy people to bang, ranging from Kosovans/1 billion Spanish refugees to hot Scandinavians on weekend breaks if you're good looking,

If you're still in Berlin and you enjoy it past the age of 28, you're officially a loser.

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Hey now! I’m not a loser . I visited Berlin at 29 and moved there at 30. Now I’m 32 and I’m leaving. Some of us don’t understand what the fornicate is happening here. We thought we could make money and didn’t realize only good jobs went to germans. It’s not our fault. Anyway fornicate this place

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"banging a 50+ German milf"
Gross. Everything else is spot on though

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Milf banger here. Apologies for including that graphic line, I was just painting the scene. I had done so much ghb, I would’ve banged industrial machinery if people weren’t available.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I wanna become a Berghain groupie! Is that legit?

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  Anonymous wrote:

There are groupies in Berghain? Why?

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  Anonymous wrote:

Berlins Most famous pissers there. Tss...what a question.

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I only know of the piss goblin

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Why are people so keen to pick other people's deliveries from DHL,UPS etc ? I mean, just why ?

I live on the ground floor and my doorbell gets rang at least twice a week by a delivery man to ask me If I can pick a package for my neighbour ? No, I can't and don't want to. I don't understand why the undelivered packages can't be left in the post office as in the rest of the world

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They seem to be to stupid to do so. Had that situation many of times and ususally they are too dumb or ignorant to change.

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because the goal of living in Chermany is to make life as unnecessarily hard and time consuming with mundane tasks as possible so one year seems like one month on actual life progression.

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oh and the notes that come saying we tried but you weren't in. Where was I Stefan? I was working from home the whole day... and you decided to not knock on my door Stefan. So now I need to traipse over to an old-fashioned hell-hole known as a post-filiale and queue with the other mugs for half an hour, and be barked at by Ursula that they haven't got my package and to come back tomorrow...and repeat process. Love German efficiency. Lying, lazy, petty prigs.

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  Anonymous wrote:

german TV and movies are boooooooringggg

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Just like everything that is german

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Fun fact they have budget of 8 billions yearly. More then Hollywood. The budget? Guess what? From taxes. And now compare Hollywood to German tv. Haha. This country is a Saturday night live special

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  Anonymous wrote:

Lol Who want to watch german kartoffel movies ? Look at the French , Brits or even Spanish they made some really good movies.

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„Fun fact they have budget of 8 billions yearly. More then Hollywood. „

Where did you get this ? Definitely not true

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Not true? Boy you seem very uninformed.
Have you ever heard of GEZ.
This year the GEZ tax gets higher. German TV has from this year on MORE than 8 billions yearly.

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The GEZ does rake in 8 Billion Euros per year but a good chunk is for Administration and fee collection, The rest goes to regional TV and Radio as well as governmental programs that support them or are related. Total Programming budget is probably around 3 or 4 Billion and this is roughly equal to a couple of the big Hollywood studios yearly budget and does not count any other TV or Radio programming. Hard to tell really as other than a few publicly traded companies, Hollywood does not really publish it's expenditures.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Found the German

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Dude I don't give a fornicate for what they do with the 8 billions. They have this Budget! So at least they should be able to produce 1!!!! Good movie? Are you the lawyer of germans now or what?

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are Chermans just programmed to recite facts constantly about their country in praise at the drop of the hat? How do you know this poop robot? Is there a chip in your head or secret earpiece feeding you info? Lord

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Weird how German studios have literal billions and have managed to put out like 2 popular movies ever and one of those was an independent film. Germany's also got the worst journalistic standards on earth. Why didn't the Wirecard scandal break here? BECAUSE THE JOURNALISTS WOULD BE IN PRISON AND THE NEWSPAPER WOULD BE SUED INTO OBLIVION.

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Also just call it Propaganda Tax. That's what GEZ and Rundfunkbeitrag really are.

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Lol the GEZ is government thing , it is not a Film Studio like Fox , Paramount etc.. German Movies and TV Series have a very low Budget.

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Are you trying to tell me ARD and ZDF don't have their own film productions? Kill yourself simp, you have no idea what you're talking about. lol

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What's the budget of "Wetten, dass?" "very low"? lol

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Kill yourself first you ugly coccksucker you have no Idea.
German Movies have low Budgets this is a fact. Just go to Imdb.com and check the Budget for German Movies.
And the Gez is also for Radio stations not only for TV Movies/Shows you dumbass.
So you say The Cherman Movie and TV Industry have more money than Hollywood ? Muahaha Best joke ever . Kill yourself cocksuckerr.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Go back to r/berlin Stefan.

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If Gaymany have so much Money why they don‘t make Movies like The Avengers , Avatar etc..

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Because no heart or soul.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Yes. But also not the Budget and Special Effects for such great things.

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You need an imagination and dreams to make art. Germans have neither.

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Germans have killed any dreams or imagination from early on. The state takes care of that. So no good films

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I am dreaming of leaving this country each second I am awake.I am hoping and aiming to leave next summer. Fingers crossed.I can't cope with this place in my 30s. I can't keep wasting my life here.

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  Anonymous wrote:

there is a reason they call it peter pans land

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There’s a reason only unskilled workers from 3rd world like it here. Even they avoid Germans

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We’re not racist in Berlin. We hate black, brown and white foreigners equally.
-Chonny the Cherman

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PS black Chermans are not chermans. Also, if your great great grandparents moved to chermany from elsewhere in the welt, you’re not Cherman.
-Chonny

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  Anonymous wrote:

Okay dude this butt LARPing is getting old as fuck.

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I'm glad someone picked up the Chonny the Cherman character I invented and it is living on in this thread. berlin hater is amazing. ahahahahha

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I omitted the Chemnitz part because the pronunciation is different :D

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I have no idea how to pronounce Chemnitz and I also don’t care

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It’s pronounced “nazistadt”

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  Anonymous wrote:

the only place I ever get ghosed is in Berlin.

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  Anonymous wrote:

consider yourself lucky.

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  Anonymous wrote:

good point actually

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  Anonymous wrote:

Spanish and Italian college kids and hippies seem to love Berlin, so many of them in Kreuzberg, Fhain and Neukölln !

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Italians suck

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Germany royally fcked Spain and Italy with the EU. 50% youth unemployment vs free college in Germany is kind of a nobrainer.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Merkel should read in here from time to time, haha!

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She doesn't know English.

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Like most Germans

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  Anonymous wrote:

Never met so many cheapskates and hagglers in my life , who feel they are entitled to a good life while putting zero effort into anything .

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We have a word for this in my country. How about lazy entitled cheapskates? Sums up germans well

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What’s the word for it in your country?

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  Anonymous wrote:

Whats worse Kotti Ort Hermannplatz? A never ending freakshow!

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It’s a toss up. I’ve witnessed more sketchy things in hermannplatz, but I was attacked at kotti and so were a few of my friends.

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The entire U8 Ghetto Line is a close third. Nothing but junkies and creepy sex predators there. Rigaer Strasse is probably also pretty bad but luckily it's basically a no go zone.

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If you think Kotti or Hermannplatz are bad, you should never go to a South American ghetto! Been to El Centro in Medellin at night, that’s a whole other level; that’s like an Apocalypse!

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The difference being Columbia doesn’t try to pass it’s reputation as a developed country and “paradise” and nobody’s going on constantly about how they’ve found heaven on earth et.

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  Anonymous wrote:

It’s funny when I came to Berlin I saw this stuff immediately but then because of all the hype I just deluded myself into thinking it was ok.

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