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Can anyone recommend here a good restaurant? Because everything here I try tastes like crap
I hate Berlin lefties for their brainless whining but I also hate German conservatives. The idiots at Tichys Einblick, the biggest German conservative magazine, are crying about a school in buttfuck Germany that's being sued because it's forcing the students, 85% of which are foreigners, to speak German outside of class. What a joke Germans are left or right.
Lol imagine the fat old walrus who gets pissy because a group of kids from somewhere else isn't speaking German. "Muhammed, du musst Deutsch reden damit du später als aussenseiter erkennen kannst, dass wir Deutschen dich nicht akzeptieren." Germany is so sad it's funny.
People, don't ever date a German man in his 30s in Berlin. Especially the one who came in his 30s to Berlin. Red flag!!!!!
I was dating a German woman in her 30s for some time. She seemed nice enough but the questions arose......'do I want to be part of this culture?' ....'could I ever be happy here?'....'she doesn't even like her own people so how the hell should I?'....'what kind of problems could I encounter here if i were to stay?'..
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I think most on this page know the answers. I eventually figured this out too.
Germans always sound like they are scolding you. It's just the baseline for the language
Eww. My man and I were walking past Alexanderplatz today to run an errand (129 euros later for a 2 page translation and certification lol) and it SMELLS LIKE STRAIGHT PISS AND poop BUTTER. WTF. Nasty asses. Can't wait to move out of this city. And these mother fuckers can't drive for shit, either. These bikers are too aggressive and take up the whole road. They do know how Car vs. Bike battles end, right?
Lol you guys made T-shirts... if I ever see someone wearing them I give them a high 5
Stickers are here!!!
cityhater.com/shop/product/motz-mit-stickers/
Amsterdam Police shot German instagram influencer , noticed how germans are shocked because he was Ethnic german ? If he had a migrant Background they would write comments like " he deserve it"
Germans are really disgusting people.
youtu.be/ftg9enOcsMQ
When Germs inevitably say Amsterdam cops overreacted remind them of this:
www.berliner-zeitung.de/mensch-metropole/berlin-alexanderplatz-polizist-erschiesst-nackten-mann-am-neptunbrunnen-li.6826
Wanted to enjoy a nice (overpriced) breakfast this weekend with my gf. We went to a decent place directly overlooking the Spree. First had to move to a different spot because of the "morning after zombies" who were just sitting around and being loud/obnoxious. Then while we were eating and watching the boats pass by a middle aged woman on the opposite side just squats up against a wall and casually takes a piss. Entirely exposed, while boats and all the diners on our side can clearly see. These people are missing part of their brains.
+1 for not being like most men here and actually taking your lady out on a date (no bitterness here, I got my man lol) and to the old female dog doing that... eww. Hey, we've all been there and had no excess to a bathroom, but at least be discreet about it. Go somewhere secluded. These people have no concept of social etiquette, clearly.
I hate Berlin Cops , these arrogant Whoresons think they are the best, when I read in the newspaper that German Berlin Cops got Injured that‘s pure joy for me :) Berlin Cops can suck my Dickk you are all Sons and daughters of Whores :)
I was sitting a bench near a Edeka near a patk.There was one drunken man(or becuse of drug)but he has no weapone.Just wear T shirts and shorts. no knife nothing and nowhere to hide it.8 polices came with 2 cars and spend more than 1 hour to get him.If something really dangerous happen...Uhm...Can we really rely on???
What’s up with people dressing like hobos for work?
Especially in the summer. I have seen a girl wearing shorts, a tank top and.. Havaianas flip-flops.
I mean, coming into the office no matter how laid back is with some cheap butt short pants showing off your whole pack of cellulite sweating on the office chair, your bra straps under your cheap tank top and dirty feet is.. acceptable? Eventually we see some cheap butt tattoos showing off as well.
It looks filthy.
Oh God, at my first job here there was a woman who'd come into the office with a tiny tabk top and unshaved armpits. Like ok, I can't force you to shave or be a normal 21st century woman but at least don't come in and raise your arms all the time. It was so gross.
Having a job is having a salary, right?
No matter how little, there are always cheap options for decency. Style is an attitude, not a price tag.
For summer, a pair of sandals and a flowy dress would do the trick: Comfortable, airy, decent.
Even Humana has some options.
But no, they seem to be at their filthiest like it’s a badge of price and honour.
I have a german acquaintance - he has been unemployed in Germany for 10 years, constantly complains about Germany but refuses to live abroad to get another job. GERMANS are messed up and totally incapable of living among normal societies outside of Germany. Leave and let them rot in their misery.
It was eye opening for me to speak to people from the GDR who complain about how there are no jobs in Mecklenburg Vorpommern now. 30 years after the wall fell they're still complaining about how mismanaged east German companies went bankrupt or were sold off. Still pretending GDR brands like Rottkaepchen were so great and the other brands that disappeared were just the victims of western arrogance. Ronny, I have a secret for you. When you can no longer legally pay people the equivalent of 80 euros a month to run machines you have to file for bankruptcy. Maybe instead of cooking up conspiracy theories about how the poor GDR with its massive civilian informant system and state sponsored Zersetzung you could just try moving 200 km to another pooping German town full of pooping German people that at least HAS JOBS.
I wish there'd been a version of the Nuremberg Trials for Stasis. It's so messed up that these fuckers get free money for the rest of their pathetic lives. My only hope is that they were all exposed to ubiquitous GDR asbestos and won't live to be very old.
These people are too afraid to to move to another country. Deep down they know they are poop and cannot make it there.
Its also interesting to see the extent of nostalgia for the former GDR. Everything that glamourises the Third Reich is forbidden, not so for the second dictatorship within a decade. Why?
How many krauts does it take to change a light-bulb.
One efficient Germans who must first study the manual, one to find someone with three years experience in changing lightbulbs, one to delegate to the lightbulb changer, one to check his/her/its credentials, and one to write a report on how the light bulb was changed to meet the high German standards that match those of the BER airport and one to explain to all the Germans why a lightbulb jokes about a team of Germans needed to change a lightbulb, is funny.