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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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  Anonymous wrote:

Germans always sound like they are scolding you. It's just the baseline for the language

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  Anonymous wrote:

they just love telling you you are doing something wrong and explaining the right way. cant wait to get to a place where this no longer happens

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and the tone when they address you is totally aggressive.

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It’s because they are scolding you. Because they have no other pass times

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Sorry Hans I don’t take life advice from someone with zero net worth and a shitttty outfit

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I was just in Greece and nobody explained me the right way to do anything. That’s because they have other things to do than micromanage. Like relaxing and enjoying their own lives and minding their own darn business while being friendly

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So, bittschön!

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"I was just in Greece and nobody explained me the right way to do anything. That’s because they have other things to do than micromanage. Like relaxing and enjoying their own lives and minding their own darn business while being friendly" ROFL so true.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Eww. My man and I were walking past Alexanderplatz today to run an errand (129 euros later for a 2 page translation and certification lol) and it SMELLS LIKE STRAIGHT PISS AND poop BUTTER. WTF. Nasty asses. Can't wait to move out of this city. And these mother fuckers can't drive for shit, either. These bikers are too aggressive and take up the whole road. They do know how Car vs. Bike battles end, right?

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Aggressive German bicyclists are idiots. If they put half the energy into finding a job that they put into being complete jerks to drivers then they could probably afford an adult form of transportation.

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They only want to drive Trabis because Trabis were the best cars because you could repair them yourself :o))))

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  Anonymous wrote:

With glue, sello tape and scissors...

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I LIVE for the second comment on this thread LOL

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Lol you guys made T-shirts... if I ever see someone wearing them I give them a high 5

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  Anonymous wrote:

You should sell bh masks :D

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  Anonymous wrote:

Stickers to put up around the world

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Stickers are here!!!
cityhater.com/shop/product/motz-mit-stickers/

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Amsterdam Police shot German instagram influencer , noticed how germans are shocked because he was Ethnic german ? If he had a migrant Background they would write comments like " he deserve it"
Germans are really disgusting people.

youtu.be/ftg9enOcsMQ

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Germans surprised when cops abroad actually do their jobs.

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When Germs inevitably say Amsterdam cops overreacted remind them of this:
www.berliner-zeitung.de/mensch-metropole/berlin-alexanderplatz-polizist-erschiesst-nackten-mann-am-neptunbrunnen-li.6826

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There's actually a video of the guy getting shot but the Germs did a good job of scrubbing it from the net.

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Why did they shoot him

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For both of them, they were shot because they were drugged out junkies with knives and were threatening to attack the officers and injure themselves. Germans are so dumb.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Living here is depressing

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Duh, you don't say. Most expats waver between depressed and anxious.

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Berlin stinkt nach Pisse

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und Schweiß, Müll und Scheiße

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The worst smell is from the lefties, they reek

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That sickly sweet smell is dust mite shit.

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Omg people in berlin are so ignorant of cleaning dust, I actually got skin infection when I got here

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Africola... wtf? Tastes like ars

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Tasteless Idiot

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All these cheap generic colas taste like ass. They're only for poor people.

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And people who want to act "different" but actually aren't.

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Wanted to enjoy a nice (overpriced) breakfast this weekend with my gf. We went to a decent place directly overlooking the Spree. First had to move to a different spot because of the "morning after zombies" who were just sitting around and being loud/obnoxious. Then while we were eating and watching the boats pass by a middle aged woman on the opposite side just squats up against a wall and casually takes a piss. Entirely exposed, while boats and all the diners on our side can clearly see. These people are missing part of their brains.

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+1 for not being like most men here and actually taking your lady out on a date (no bitterness here, I got my man lol) and to the old female dog doing that... eww. Hey, we've all been there and had no excess to a bathroom, but at least be discreet about it. Go somewhere secluded. These people have no concept of social etiquette, clearly.

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In Berlin, that's like saying "I saw a woman walking down the street. If you said "today I didn't see a woman pisssing in public", then I'd be shocked

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I hate Berlin Cops , these arrogant Whoresons think they are the best, when I read in the newspaper that German Berlin Cops got Injured that‘s pure joy for me :) Berlin Cops can suck my Dickk you are all Sons and daughters of Whores :)

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German cops are only brave and aggressive when they confront upstanding citizens.

Send them to a muslim ghetto and they will act submissive.

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I was sitting a bench near a Edeka near a patk.There was one drunken man(or becuse of drug)but he has no weapone.Just wear T shirts and shorts. no knife nothing and nowhere to hide it.8 polices came with 2 cars and spend more than 1 hour to get him.If something really dangerous happen...Uhm...Can we really rely on???

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That's true. They need a dozen people to ask someone to stop smoking inside a train station.

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They are scared to death of AntiFa thus, and the filthy lefty squatters, probably don't want to catch a disease from them

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  Anonymous wrote:

What’s up with people dressing like hobos for work?
Especially in the summer. I have seen a girl wearing shorts, a tank top and.. Havaianas flip-flops.
I mean, coming into the office no matter how laid back is with some cheap butt short pants showing off your whole pack of cellulite sweating on the office chair, your bra straps under your cheap tank top and dirty feet is.. acceptable? Eventually we see some cheap butt tattoos showing off as well.

It looks filthy.

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They never dress well! In any situation!

Summer is always difficult when it comes to wearing the right thing, but it seems as if they don't even put the slightest thought into what might be appropriate.

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Oh God, at my first job here there was a woman who'd come into the office with a tiny tabk top and unshaved armpits. Like ok, I can't force you to shave or be a normal 21st century woman but at least don't come in and raise your arms all the time. It was so gross.

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Having a job is having a salary, right?
No matter how little, there are always cheap options for decency. Style is an attitude, not a price tag.
For summer, a pair of sandals and a flowy dress would do the trick: Comfortable, airy, decent.
Even Humana has some options.

But no, they seem to be at their filthiest like it’s a badge of price and honour.

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Well how to dress.Still I can be openmind.But I am so sure that they come to work in that outfit but not taking shower or wash their hair so you have to see their dirty nails,and endutr the smell.Yuk indeed

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  Anonymous wrote:

I have a german acquaintance - he has been unemployed in Germany for 10 years, constantly complains about Germany but refuses to live abroad to get another job. GERMANS are messed up and totally incapable of living among normal societies outside of Germany. Leave and let them rot in their misery.

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It was eye opening for me to speak to people from the GDR who complain about how there are no jobs in Mecklenburg Vorpommern now. 30 years after the wall fell they're still complaining about how mismanaged east German companies went bankrupt or were sold off. Still pretending GDR brands like Rottkaepchen were so great and the other brands that disappeared were just the victims of western arrogance. Ronny, I have a secret for you. When you can no longer legally pay people the equivalent of 80 euros a month to run machines you have to file for bankruptcy. Maybe instead of cooking up conspiracy theories about how the poor GDR with its massive civilian informant system and state sponsored Zersetzung you could just try moving 200 km to another pooping German town full of pooping German people that at least HAS JOBS.

I wish there'd been a version of the Nuremberg Trials for Stasis. It's so messed up that these fuckers get free money for the rest of their pathetic lives. My only hope is that they were all exposed to ubiquitous GDR asbestos and won't live to be very old.

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These people are too afraid to to move to another country. Deep down they know they are poop and cannot make it there.

Its also interesting to see the extent of nostalgia for the former GDR. Everything that glamourises the Third Reich is forbidden, not so for the second dictatorship within a decade. Why?

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How many krauts does it take to change a light-bulb.
One efficient Germans who must first study the manual, one to find someone with three years experience in changing lightbulbs, one to delegate to the lightbulb changer, one to check his/her/its credentials, and one to write a report on how the light bulb was changed to meet the high German standards that match those of the BER airport and one to explain to all the Germans why a lightbulb jokes about a team of Germans needed to change a lightbulb, is funny.

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No wonder Berlin Brandenburg Airport is so many years behind schedule.

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I downvoted by mistake. Wanted to thumbs up, but slided. Just to assure the OP he’s right 100%

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A lot of the offices I have worked in here have refused to turn on the overhead lights, even in winter when it's dark all day. Those Germs probably don't even know lightbulbs have to be changed.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I Love berlin. Very beautiful city.

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  Anonymous wrote:

You have a very wry sense of humour, or you are a newcomer, or a lefty retard

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  Anonymous wrote:

I used to think Germany was a tragedy, but now I realize it's a comedy.

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how about 'tragicomedy'?

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But the laughs are on us, for trying to make it work here.

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I’ve never had a problem with dating. Lived in other cities and were complimented on my looks and felt fairly confident about myself. Now I’m in Berlin and my self esteem has dropped to its lowest. Part of the problem is that I’m “only” half white which automatically makes me a second class citizen here in many aspects. I AM A SMART EDUCATED PERSON FROM A DEVELOPED COUNTRY AND NOT INTERESTED IN GETTING PITY sexual act FROM GROSS GERMAN MEN.

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  Anonymous wrote:

tell me about it. what bullsh1t

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I think you'll find that any male with a brain in his head will stay clear of women these days because they are brainwashed with s much Feminist BS, they don't know up from down anymore. I've never been happier since going MGTOW. Oh, and stop playing the race/skin card, it's boring.

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Lol incel

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Man the hate for women on this forum is ridiculous ! Carry on cause nobody checking for your ass!

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"nobody checking for your ass!"
I'm not the MGTOW person but what's that even supposed to mean?

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It means he's a typical Berlin-homo who hates heterosexuals.

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I hate gay people.

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Pretty sure they all hate your butt too!

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I hate trannies too.

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Why do you even care if someone is gay/trannie? Why the hate?
Are you concerned, confused by your own sexuality or something?
If you are a straight, confident hetero, you’d not need to hate on someone who is different that’s not your niche or interest.
Mind your own darn business and stop hating like a brainless ogre.

This is the problem here. People think you have to be in a certain pattern. Either cool, techno, druggie, gay, not gay, capitalist hater... like this, like that, blabla.
No. Be whoever you are, have the ideas and values that fit you, be attracted to whoever you are (and bless you, hope it’s mutual and find happiness).

The bottom line is: Be a nice, decent human being that is not hindering others and life will be fine. It’s short anyway, why the hate?

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I'm nice to gays and trannies but I hate them. On average I have observed that they're the most degenerate group of individuals in society.

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