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There are plenty of reasons to despise this filth ridden city. What bothers you most?

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  Anonymous wrote:

Germans have:
No sense of humor.
Ugly women.
Bad food.

What they don’t have is an understanding of the size and diversity of the planet they live on. Germany sucks!

To all you Germans- kill yourselves, make space for everyone else.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Sex? How will it ever even get that far? Once they open their mouths I’m turned off like a car out of gas.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Wtf dude you cracked me up

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  Anonymous wrote:

I don't think German women are ugly on the outside

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  Anonymous wrote:

Are all Germans bad at sex?

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  Anonymous wrote:

You will have to sleep with all of them to figure that out. Let us know when you have.

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Yes, you need to have rhythm and soul in order to be good at sex. Germans have neither.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Yes.

Source: Dating a German.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Facebook made me remind that 10 years ago I was in Berlin trying to keep healthy running, when the salat & kebap based diet didn't hit me yet.

Now that I'm away, I've got more money saved than most Berliners have earned legally working in their life, a car that I bought new, and soon I'll buy my first apartment in downtown Madrid to live there a few years, and to have extra income later. And I've travelled around the world, had way more sex than in my six months than in that poophole, got fit, made world class projects, in short I've lived.

It was a happy day when I realized I had a month left in Berlin of my stay, it was a happy day when I landed near my hometown. And it's a happy day now that I see everything I did since I've left this piece of poop that lies in the middle of Europe.

So everyone around, you can leave and gosomewhere else. You don't need to go the most exciting place, just someplace where you can make money and have a nice life, where people are not tattooed junkies and personal hygiene is standard.

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  Anonymous wrote:

How old are you?

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  Anonymous wrote:

Well done, you are my hero, and I'm not far behind you, mid January, and it's Auf Wiedersehn to all the know-it-all morons in this city.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Op here:

1. 33
2. Thanks, but just hard work + leaving Berlin. Good luck on your new place!!!

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  Anonymous wrote:

Take no blames because it cannot be, that one person is responsible for a dysfunctional group.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I meant to not question your heart and soul overly , not the karma version of it. And I don't mean to blame the group instead obviously.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Who is writing this garbage? - I 'd love to see a face.
No native speaker of English - that's for sure. It's Google-speak. What ruin!

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  Anonymous wrote:

Left-most tab in chrome, opened 18 months ago, showing a one-way ticket back to your hometown.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Does anyone know any city in the world except in Israel where there are no Muslims invading by pretending to be "refugees" ;o).

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Slovakia, Poland, about 98% of US counties.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Israel rocks!

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  Anonymous wrote:

Yeah, I agree.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I think you mean Israel gets rocks thrown at them and the retaliates by killing innocent children in kindergartens with huge bombs. Well at least that is what this Israeli guy says, but what would he know www.youtube.com/watch

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  Anonymous wrote:

I think he means the Israel that is constantly victim of organized, propaganda-sponsored stabbings of Israeli children.

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Israel makes great efforts to defend it's land and people, unlike the Germans. Thanks to Merkel's GmbH.

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  Anonymous wrote:

fornicate Israel and fornicate all Jews.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I think you mean all Zionists, Jews are cool and funny and smart, great to hang out with, Zionists are the most evil people in all of history.

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"Jews are cool and funny and smart"

Nice try, Shlomo Goldenbergenstein.

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"Merkel's GmbH." LOL. I nearly choked on my evening tea!

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  Anonymous wrote:

Why don't we organize a meetup?

We're all alone, friendless, loveless, human touchless...and not interested in Krauts.

We can come together and have a nice time all together. We can name the meetup "Krautsalat" :)

What do you think?

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  Anonymous wrote:

Yes - what a good idea! Let's....

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  Anonymous wrote:

It's a good idea in itself surely :). I was already facepalming nobody ever gets the idea. But the title of the group is not respectful to your feelings. And why attach it. First you keep a good healthy serious vibe and then the fun comes. It would be pretty much reverse sucking otherwise. You gotto understand a relationship is a thing of itself and when you enter it low vibe no matter your intentions it just gonna go busto which is why it is actually not so easy to do what you came up with. And the way you feel when you facepalm about it i.e gives it enough seriousness.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I think this is a good meeting place and just ask people how they ended up there until you meet some BHers.
www.couchsurfing.com/events/cs-berlin-thursday-meeting-with-the-heart-berlin-2017-11-16

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  Anonymous wrote:

Can we get some mob justice going, fellow haters?
Lame street artist, Citpelo has rented an electricity box on Kottbusser Damm, and is trying to make money outside his horrible Banksy wannabe scrawls, by suing people who put posters on said electricity box.
A group of us are trying to russle up some Regulators to give him an avalanche of 1* reviews on facebook.
this may seem like counter productively feeding his ego, but people like him feed on their "Berlin Edginess", yet use their entitlement, and rich family lawyers to take advantage others.
Reading some of the posts hear, he seems like the perfect target for a little online vigilantism.
Here is his Facebook page:
1*, and a teaspoon of bile is all it will cost you.

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www.facebook.com/pg/citpelogallery

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His art sucks but people drawing graffiti on walls are also annoying

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  Anonymous wrote:

I'm a habitue of this site.
First of all, let me thank the creators of berlinhater. You've done really great job, guys.
And now...Here we go.

I moved to Berlin about 2 years ago. Before that I've spent 1,5 years in a small German village, which was hell. And then, after I've reached relatively high level of German, I decided to move to Berlin. I was fooled by plenty of articles with statements like "Wow, Berlin is so edgy, so cool, so underground!". I wish I would knew the truth before I've packed my things.

And what we have now?

Now my life is absolutely destroyed. I was warm, open and optimistic person. I am also an extravert. I love smiling, laughing, meeting new people, beautiful and interesting girls, having fun. But all my hopes and dreams were shattered like a glass.

I wanted to integrate into any social circle, but was ALWAYS rejected, and I still don't get why. I'm good looking guy, 6'3" tall, I take care of myself, I dress nice, have plenty of interests and almost always able to hold a good conversation. However, EVERY time that I tried to meet someone new, I've confronted the same facial expression - like "Who do you think you are? Meet? ME? No, because you're not cool hipster techno tattooed guy or Neukölln Turkish macho in them red sneakers". Surely I'm not, but is this makes me a bad person? Or am I unworthy to have friends because of that?

My self-esteem fell to the very bottom after numerous failures and ignorations. I got panic disorder, I began to hate myself. I thought that I was some kind of wrong person, that I was defective, ugly, boring.

I have not made an attempt to get acquainted with anyone for a long time, because as a result I will still be ignored and not noticed.

I had only one friend here - the best friend, the wonderful person, one of those whom you meet once in your life. But yesterday she flew away from here forever.

And now I will remain here completely alone, without a single friend and a single social contact. My colleagues are old people, they are older than me by 20 or even 30 years. We have nothing in common with them.

And the most terrible thing is that I can not even move from this damned, smelly Germany. My parents live here, and they are no longer young. I have to help them and support them, because they have done a lot for me. I can not just run away. But I can not live in this hell, all alone, without sex, fun or friendly conversations.

I do not know when I'll hang myself or throw myself out of the window, but I think it will happen pretty soon.

Berlin, du bist so wunderbar.

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Dear Friend,
They, 'the Berliners' reject you because you were/are curious, fun loving and good looking as is your claim. Do not allow them to further pull you down to their level. They are afraid of you. If you must stay in verkackte Berlin because of your German parents then pull yourself together and stand tall - someone sooner or later will notice you - and save you. Don't strive to hang out with the evil conformed tattooed cigarette butt-smelly ugly b-yotches of Neukoelln or F-hain. What is wrong with hanging out with older people ? - someday you will be one - if you live long enough and Berlin doesn't kill you and your soul, you fool, you kraut!

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  Anonymous wrote:

How are you gonna take care of your parents when you're dead?

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  Anonymous wrote:

We can make friends. Shoot your e-mail address please!

Which part of the city are you living? How old are you?

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I'm the writer of 30-year-old-cute-looking-yet-loveless-miserable-lady post.

I understand you %100. There was a guy I liked at my workplace. Now he's together with an ugly & gold-digger German female....German people are crazy. They are not interested in loyal, good looking males or females; they prefer lowest forms of living instead. No wonder you're loveless as well!

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"Now my life is absolutely destroyed." No, it's not. You will move on and become again like you used to be, but the condition is to take distance from negative people who pass your way and focus on your personal growth.

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  Anonymous wrote:

I truly understand each sentence. there is no solutions obviously , the only way is getting out of this pooping place or You should wear all black clothes like a homeless bitch. OMG, this city is , I don't know any other city like Berlin. and Germans are really horrible. ..

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  Anonymous wrote:

Rule number one: Never trust anyone in Berlin.

Rule number two: Never expect anyone in Berlin to be reliable.

Rule number three: Never, under any circumstance get romantically involved with a German. Trust me on that one.

Rule number four: If you break any of the rules above you're on your own, no one will give a poop about you.

Rule number five: When you find your a shell of your former self, run, don't try to recuperate your losses, run.

Rule number six: Don't expect that you will make anything of your life in Berlin.

Rule number seven: If you are fresh meat here, you will think I'm an idiot and loser, because "Berlin is great man, what are you talking about". Just remember, in one or two years time when the honeymoon period is over and you are completely sucked into trying to make it work here, you will be saying the same things I'm saying, only it will be with your tail between our legs, that's if you still have a tail or anything else useful between your legs.

Rule number eight: When you find yourself saying this: "It can't be a whole city that's fkked up, it must be me", turn around and run away faster than you can say "BlaBlaCar".

Don't say I didn't warn you. Good luck, you'll need it.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Very good - this was on the mark. thanks for your input. I left and am now happy elsewhere in the world.

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What on the earth are you people always talk about run. There is people who are financially stuck here ffs. Are you freaking stoopid. This is really careless

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Take out a credit, overdraw your checking account, beg family and friends, etc. There is always a way.

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Ha ha ha, and you think they are h=gong to get out of debt by staying in Berlin, what a laugh, you are the stupid freak, not me, if you really think that is going to happen. You are the careless one. Probably a moronic Berliner.
Do you think the Berlin patron saint of derelicts is going to sprinkle some geld-producing fairy dust on them, get real, he's so busy running from derelict to derelict, he doesn't even have time to visit an ATM.

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I'm talking about the freaking care! It's something that makes you feel better. It's all about that and especially not the opposite.

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Care is the reason I ask people to tun for their sanity, go anywhere, just not Berlin.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Scroll down to the post starting with
Stop Complaining Guys.
Absolutely first class droll satire.

The problem with Berlin for me is that it's too transient, too many students and "artists" and not enough experienced real world people. The students are too busy, with studies and part time jobs and that leaves no room for spontaneity.

Leipzig, Munich or Lisbon, here I come.

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Don't know about Lisbon, but Leipzig and Munich absolutely suck. Small boring towns with nothing to do.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Leipzig really suck. It's very boring there.

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  WallStrider wrote:

Then never go to Kassel. It's most obviously the Pyongyang beyond all cities in West Germany. Emphasis on WEST.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Nothing gives me creeps more than wannabe, fake libshite german cunts. They travel to us once, and they know the constitution better than anyone else. They come back from us and don’t shut up on how fake american smiles are. They all gather at r/germany and downvote any minuscule criticism on their stunk shithole. Listening to their crippled autistic english makes me want to fire myself up.with that accent, their first questions to foreigners are either ‘how is your german’ or ‘where do you come from’. Oh and they don’t fret over asking ‘when are you leaving’

I’ve met 3 germans (all spent long times outside of Germany, not 6 months exchange) who we’re among the most educated and courteous people I’ve ever met. Except those people, the rest of them are utter trashes with no manners, no vision, no common sense whatsoever.

All those supposedly english speaking germans ( their language levels are not better than a1), god forbid they see an american or turkish. They will keep asking about trump or erdogan, and will stance their disgusting political correct face should you have any slight implications of support to any non mainstream opinion.

Even the educated germans such big time. Go to reddit, say you deny paying tv rip off, and see what happens. sexual act goat fornicator guinea pigs

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  Anonymous wrote:

Education here is a pparticipation trophy.

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And, by the way, I have been through the entire tertiary education system and can report that the professors I had were some of the most racist, nationalistic/euro-centic cucks I have ever met in this Godforesaken pit of dispair. They also think they are experts on the US, UK, China and India after spending 2-week guest lecture runs on adult erasmus grants (funded by the common man). These short-sighted idiots ensure that anyone with actual critical thinking skills does not graduate, except by faking assimilation with these masses of automatons.

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These morons actually believe what Zionist-controlled Lefty media tells them to believe, if they actually had any spare money between them, you could sell them shares in the Brooklyn Bridge in a heartbeat, Berlin-Lefty should be a term in the dictionary to mean "Mindless, gullible moron".

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  Anonymous wrote:

OP you just described my former German flatmate. Spent a month in the USA, came back thinking he knew about American politics and culture. Can't speak English properly either.

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Reddit is a collection of echo chambers. r/germany and r/berlin downvote anyone who disagrees with their view that germany and especially berlin is awesome.

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I was banned on r/berlin for asking if anyone else thought that German "higher" education was extremely easy.

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  Anonymous wrote:

What about Leipzig? As an alternative to Berlin ...Are there any jobs for international people ?

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  Anonymous wrote:

Yes Leipzig is the new Berlin - so awesome and cool. Deliveroo is coming to Leipzig, too. Get your job at Deliverooo!

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Nowhere in Germany is decent.

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Pseudo-Lefties here are living in a dream-world Utopia. As the saying goes, "ignorance is bliss", as long as you have 35cent beers and cheap Polish clones of JagerMeister to et obliterated on, and then wake up and blame "society". Never met a more stupid bunch of morons, then the faux anarchists here, sorry, I mean Lefty-Facsists, who beat people up who disagree with hem, burn their cars and deface people's property with mindless graffiti and tags. I suppose we should feel some kind of compassion for them, or at least, pity.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Or lets say their prejudices based on stereotypes. And it's not just that. In a way that's actually a distraction cause often they don't have needs met in the group cause it's not properly functioning. Then they can be like zombies without it being neccessarily something serious. Usually they think of something human as weak and would act as though it was. That would be such a frame and they really believe that it was weak especially if you try to prove that it wasn't. I figured it's a good idea to say something, that doesn't need anything back. It usually leads to not holding back when you just say something unirritated or also expressively. Because once you're affected by those frames, it's kind of like tangled up with each other.

I give an example. One of these dizzy people talked to me in an infantizing way in a work situation. Something really absurd where she was presupposing something that is not even real. And I look at her and took her frame for a second. Obviously I'm a bit afraid of such and she laughs like a freaking moron as if she was right. But I replied: I don't know what you mean and I was not afraid anymore nor was I fighting the frame. Later I realized it would been good to put some energy against it and just feeling serious about it with anger and looking at her. But that only works when you perceive it the right way in the moment. And it really helps to write out expressions afterwards and to meditate on it, like training but it comes natural. Effectively she was sucking energy. I mean this is the serious version of it. There is other things like really perceiving the person as needy for example. Or things like karma, when you say certain things or lets say when you express certain vibe, low vibe...how does it make you feel? Realistically you could feel sorry for the person there, just as a side-effect of the perception obviously. When you act on this low vibe, it's just endless bad karma. But the actual point is how they treat themselves poorly by such vibe and kinda misunderstand themselves. My point being you can only feel according that what you perceive.

There were other times where I just got angry then, to not allow the person to suck. Like i felt it and I stuck with the facts. Usually people try to give you blame or such and I just felt there is no blame that I shud ever take, so I got angry about that and just went with it and it expressed as having clear focus on the situation and looking her in the eyes. Eventually I said relievedly about the minor issue: Well, that can happen :), but it didn't need anything back from her. All that being though a lower thing cause I shouldn't even "let" the person talk to me such way or take it serious.

Other times like this was such a crazy situation haha. It was at work and you know I'm packing stuff in a supermarket. It's very constraintful and everything has to be super perfect. And my team is really submissive to the people there overall. They get poop from the market and then they female dog on to the workers. So there was this freaking Cola packs that had foil around it, the ones who were on the shelves. I ask my colleague if it's okay to just put it in like that and he freaking says yes. You know what a trap :) And he also came to me to pack those wagons for the rests properly. But he said in a way where I really didn't feel like like doing it. But somehow I just did it and seconds later that captain of our team who is sucking up to the market people comes to me, lecturing me to pack it right, assuming I didn't do it. But I did :) and I replied What do you mean?! And he went Oh..uhm you know I mean overall! and he went away.

But then the chef stands before that Cola packs and shouts the name of our chef like In Werner, I don't know if you know this, it's a german cartoon or something like that. And she would tell him and he would tell me. And I didn't feel all that well. So I went there instead and said just the facts. I was told to leave them such way. But she had somebody on her side and the person went like THAT CANNOT BE!. I replied: Well I wasn't sure myself... Meanwhile that chef got there too but before they could say anything I said: So you want them to be unpacked? That's not a problem, I just put this foil off and it should be good then :) They still tried to give me blame and poop but it didn't work. You know that was rather something childish but it did it the trick to fend off the zombies.

In another sense it's humans and as for the first person I could have also perceived that she was actually showing me the way she was treated when she said: Watch out with these, so the chef not give you a lecture. And I wrote since it was by surprise I knew if i pause she would interpret it as fear which is what I was afraid of and then she freaking laughs when in reality I was offended that she views me such way. It was absurd. Later I felt really angry and after that I felt that this is all pretty low and I would just look at her and tune out and just don't even reply. But you see such a perception how she was treated isn't something like caring for her more than oneself but it's just kinda something to perceive.

So I'm not sure if I made a point but I just leave it that.

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  Anonymous wrote:

It was another post for 2 threads below, that didn't work at first

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  Anonymous wrote:

Is this another Google translate ? Some 20-yo EU worker bee with a mean boss - who claims to speak and write english? Like so many on here, this made no sense.

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  Anonymous wrote:

It just appears immature. It's relative to your environment. It's called free expression. I don't know what you're up to with the english. fornicate your english

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  Anonymous wrote:

It's called diarrhea, babe. You won't have to look the meaning of that, cuz it is in abundance in your head.

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  Anonymous wrote:

So, you are assuming an above position. That's interesting. I could say it's like with paitings, some really appear just like you said but I just don't really feel like it. I don't care if anyone likes it. I wrote how I felt and what I meant I don't even know myself which I did express also. I'm sure you would beat me on the low level and I'm sorry I can't help you up.

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  Anonymous wrote:

LOL! What the fornicate are you trying to convey? No wonder you're in Berlin. LMAO!!!!

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  Anonymous wrote:

That's not a very conveying conclusion. That's just the good old no wonder game as you can look up in Eric Berne's book about that. I guess you have that in abundance so I'm done writing here with you since I was was not playing.

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  Anonymous wrote:

You are a confused robot - LMAO!

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  Anonymous wrote:

This city sucks enough without attacking other expats who aren't that great with English.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Yeah and Berlin sucks because whoever is writing that confused mess with the aid of Google Translate isn't clever enough to set up an online forum of his own, in his own language, though not original like so many things in Berlin...
He probably doesn't even know or speak his 'own language'. And that is why he is in Berlin because he was told it would be the place for him cuz it's the best place to be a....guess what ? - LOSER!
Ooooh I am 'mobbing him' Boo hoo hoo - call the PC Patrol ! Take cover in a 'safe space'...

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  Anonymous wrote:

You don't really behave any different than what I was writing about and pretty much helped me to clarify my point. And thinking in terms of loser and winner is really dizzy. That says a lot about you and your connection to yourself, your happiness with yourself. If you call that a winner then good for you but you know. And yeah you're not mobbing anyone but maybe yourself. You are like a leech who needs others to feel anything decent. I tell you what, I come from this background of the loser rail, because I rejected this stupid winner poop and I was always true to myself. And it's gonna be the new way and your freaking winner dumb poop is gonna go nowhere. In a way we are in the same team so to speak but that's surpassing your perception. I don't really hate people like you but atm you piss me off hard.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Wait a minute you rolled me hard there. It's obviously not poop. You know forget it but fornicate you anyway

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  Anonymous wrote:

So after venting one feels better :), the point with the respressiveness. I was writing from a happy perspective, and then I find myself argueing with you, just because you misinterpret me. There is actually nothing to defend I realize, it only proves your frame. which is another lesson. You see we are teaching by example here :) Have a nice day lol

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On a serious note, there is no reason to hate on such winner things because life has a natural winner thing, when you just enjoy what you do. So there is not gonna be such new thing, that was a bit black or white thinking. So in case it offended you I'm sorry. Obviously I was enabled by your role-inducing things. And I might been rather angry because I was taking a suggested role. And it's another good point to understand oneself better. Sometimes we are angry because of a disconnection and anger is a good thing anyway overall because it distances from frames. The lol was also about relief. And I'm writing this here for clarification of reality simply. So you don't think I would be laughing about you and get further reenabled. It's a bit silly anyway to assume anyone's identity when nobody knows anyone.

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  Anonymous wrote:

But I was obviously not hating, I was more or less just saying. Always such a mindtrip to argue in such low vibe.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Where are you from man?

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  Anonymous wrote:

u two act like germans

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  Anonymous wrote:

Think I was a bit lost there. Good it's just like a cold

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  Anonymous wrote:

I can't believe people still think they're going to live the dream find a huge cheap flat and pursue a bohemian lifestyle when they move to berlin. How is it that this idea is still perpetrated ??????

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People are dangerously naive.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Berlin is still hyped by some poop sites like Buzzfeed and other hipster dumps

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  Anonymous wrote:

Even without "cheap flat and pursue a bohemian lifestyle" Berlin is considered as "Bang for the Buck" by young people globaly.

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  Anonymous wrote:

It's considered cheap by western European and San Francisco/LA/NYC standards but anyone with half a brain can see that the typical Berliner's purchasing power is complete crap and that you have two choices with buying goods and services: extremely cheap, poor quality garbage where you are treated like crap or extremely expensive, mediocre quality where you are treated moderately better.

Berlin is a squalid hole.

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  Anonymous wrote:

But most of these young poeple don't come from NY, London, SF - but Ohio, Alabama, Wisconsin, and other provincial areas in the US and other countries. For them Berlin is the hottest poop on earth, compared to their country-side life.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Stop complaining, guys!

Yes it's cheap but Berlin is awesome cool and hip - here's why:

You can work like, right away for one of the best new companies of 2017: Deliverando it's a super innovative company and it's taking Berlin by storm - not only will you make a decent wage delivering food like pizza and burritos but you will also be able to spend it when you order your own pizza to be delivered by them after a long day of peddling pizza to others.
If shopping is your ambition there is a Lidl nearly everywhere, Berlin will be Paradise for you.
But Berlin has other interesting career options:
For those with culinary talents: why not open your very own a Dönerladen? Nollendorfplatz always has room for another!
-and you'll be able to exhibit your creative skills in your storefront window by displaying the lettuce and tomatoes you chopped up - this seems to really fascinated people in Berlin and the tourists go wild to see this - it keeps them lined up and salivating!
...or what about a becoming a HAIRCUTTER - there are not many of those in Berlin - right? -especially those catering to people who have black pubic hair all over their bodies and who walk bow legged - Allahu Akbar!

For those cynical Berlin haters this is gonna blow you away, like, for ever:
NOW you can be a START UP > this time for REAL, - those clever guys, in Silicon Valley are gonna show you how it's done!
YUP - it is really happening.
The new Google Campus in Kreuzberg is on it's way!
Those slick bay area hipsters realized that Berlin had a huge demand for education, after they mesmerized you with such products as Google Earth and Maps and taught you how to write in so many foreign languages with Google Translate.
Now they will take you to another level and soon you can truly be cool and awesome!
If your parents in Stuttgart can't pay your tuition, you can sign on the dotted line and promise to pay by 2050. But If you are not German - the German government will pay your tuition but the requirements are that you come from the middle east, are illiterate and have smelly feet.
Of course if none of those options appeal, then consider perhaps something which has been a major success not only in Berlin but all over Germany: it is the business of receiving Hartz4. You too can be in this business. It's easy, safe and convenient, simply register locally or have at least one child by some willing African or other 3rd world arrival - this is available 24/7 on any street corner of Berlin or even, well, anywhere in Germany!
So please stop putting down Berlin - the opportunities are endless here and lest forget we are all equal and deserve respect even when our earlobes have wobbling holes wide as our anuses in 'em.

This is not a judgement - just my thoughts on the matter. Thanks.

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  Anonymous wrote:

Brilliant satire, love every word of it. Do you write for The Onion, if not, you should. I'd like to read more of your work. Although you forgot about the wonderful opportunities for people in the bicycle recycling business ;o)

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